if I'm to to give 1 million to my parent. 970,000 goes to mum while 30k goes to dad. I love both of them very much.
drop yours in the comment section.

Mum:1,000,000
Dad:zero..
That' man nor try at all..

700k to my mum and 300k to my Dad.
I pray i grow to be a better dad

Mum 900000
Dad 100000
Mum is a super hero

50/50

I'll give 60% mum/ 40% dad

It's 50/50.....NO CHEATING

60% dad, 40% mum

Mum 300k, Dad 700k.

After all na Dad they pay school fees, bring feed money, handle projects etc.

Dad's they try o. When you grow you go know.

1000000 to mum zero for mr father

Mum 40 dad 60 cos I know from the 60 I gave dad roughly 20% will still go to mum

All to Mumcy,but popsy has his way of collecting money from Mumcy.

No need sharing. They run things together, share accounts, passwords, etc.

To those guys allocating all to their mothers, I hope y'all are learning to be responsible dads. If history repeats itself, your kids will come back to share the same view.

800,000 to daddy
200,000 to mummy

Cos daddy pays the bills.

If my dad were alive, I'll give him the whole 1million because I know he will eventually spend it all on my mum!

my mum I will give all and even add #1000k untop my dad is #4500

CrazyPros:
Mum 300k, Dad 700k.

After all na Dad they pay school fees, bring feed money, handle projects etc.

Dad's they try o. When you grow you go know.

Wen they have thier own kids, they will appreciate the efforts of their dad

I'll give them 5 NAIRA each. Make i just pity them, atleast 50 Naira each, them fit take the remaining change take chop groundnuts. I no care. I'll rather spend all of it on my underbridge yeye ekuke boyfriend.

Those Deadbeats do not deserve my penny.

UyaiIncomparabl:
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Wtf! Delete this nonsense

UyaiIncomparabl:
I'll give them 5 NAIRA each. Make i just pity them, atleast 50 Naira each, them fit take the remaining change take chop groundnuts. I no care. I'll rather spend all of it on my underbridge yeye ekuke boyfriend.

Those Deadbeats do not deserve my penny.

why them abandon you?

Evangkatsoulis:


why them abandon you?

You wan adopt me?

Acidosis:


Wtf! Delete this nonsense

Hehehe.

Every thoughts I bring into fruition are always premeditated. I don't act hastily. In summary, I'm not sorry for whatever I typed which you read. They're deadbeats, and that's ok.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Hehehe.

Every thoughts I bring into fruition are always premeditated. I don't act hastily. In summary, I'm not sorry for whatever I typed which you read. They're deadbeats, and that's ok.

Alright, noted

Everything to mom, nothing to Mr sperm donor because that was mostly who he was

UyaiIncomparabl:
I'll give them 5 NAIRA each. Make i just pity them, atleast 50 Naira each, them fit take the remaining change take chop groundnuts. I no care. I'll rather spend all of it on my underbridge yeye ekuke boyfriend.

Those Deadbeats do not deserve my penny.

Wow

50/50

UyaiIncomparabl:
[s] I'll give them 5 NAIRA each. Make i just pity them, atleast 50 Naira each, them fit take the remaining change take chop groundnuts. I no care. I'll rather spend all of it on my underbridge yeye ekuke boyfriend.

Those Deadbeats do not deserve my penny.[/s]

Calm down, you'll get the attention and sympathy you are indirectly seeking from Nairalanders.

But next time, use another method, than disgracing yourself by making mockery of your parents in public.

We all know that no parents are stupid enough to hate their responsible and well-mannered child.

IamD18:
Calm down, you'll get the attention and sympathy you are indirectly seeking from Nairalanders.

But next time, use another method, than disgracing yourself by making mockery of your parents in public.

We all know that no parents are stupid enough to hate their responsible and well-mannered child.

Hey look. I think it's rather too early for this. A deadbeat is a deadbeat and there's no excuse for that. I have no reason whatsoever to seek pity and validation from any Nairalander because of what exactly? Do you think i crave attention like that? Save your useless sympathy and attention, I don't and will never need it. When people come to voice out the truths about things, you stupid urchins come to twist the truth. Just like I replied someone up there, I'm totally unapologetic about what I wrote, and a worthless person like you won't guilt trip me into saying otherwise. I'm and I've never been irresponsible or ill-mannered.

Whatever reaction anyone gets from me is a result of their actions. Next time, learn not to come into where you aren't invited, that way, you'll live peacefully. No drink Panadol on top another man headache.

UyaiIncomparabl:
[s]
Hey look. I think it's rather too early for this. A deadbeat is a deadbeat and there's no excuse for that. I have no reason whatsoever to seek pity and validation from any Nairalander because of what exactly? Do you think i crave attention like that? Save your useless sympathy and attention, I don't and will never need it. When people come to voice out the truths about things, you stupid urchins come to twist the truth. Just like I replied someone up there, I'm totally unapologetic about what I wrote, and a worthless person like you won't guilt trip me into saying otherwise. I'm and I've never been irresponsible or ill-mannered.

Whatever reaction anyone gets from me is a result of their actions. Next time, learn not to come into where you aren't invited, that way, you'll live peacefully. No drink Panadol on top another man headache.[/s]

This further explains the last line in my initial comment.

Keep disgracing yourself by going thread to thread cursing your parents all for people to pity you and give you attention you should be getting offline.

May we never have a shameless daughter like you who will end up going around disgracing herself thinking she's shaming her parents.

IamD18:

This further explains the last line in my initial comment.

Keep disgracing yourself by going thread to thread cursing your parents all for people to pity you and give you attention you should be getting offline.

May we never have a shameless daughter like you who will end up going around disgracing herself thinking she's shaming her parents.

Get lost please. I have less time for unproductive nonentities like you.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Get lost please. I have less time for unproductive nonentities like you.

Your parents really dodged a bullet.

God v'got good ways of protecting parents from evil child.

IamD18:
Your parents really dodged a bullet.
God v'got good ways of protecting parents from evil child.

LMAO! I'll learn not to give you the attention you seek again. Bye baby. �