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PoliticsRe: My Successors Must Be Younger Than Me —Jonathan by Joyekpen: 8:46am On Jan 28, 2015
Tell Them GEJ, Apc bigots ntorr! GEJ just get better day by day. We don't need senile sick people to rule us. People with strength and natural vigor not drug induced vigor old people.

Nigeria has entered a new phase!

GEJ no Shaking till 2019
CelebritiesRe: Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Obasanjo, Says OBJ Is A Sadist by Joyekpen: 8:31am On Jan 28, 2015
The last tweet said 'he realized that GEJ is no longer under Obj and his croonies lock and key control' Abdulkareem u have an intelligent mind and l respect u now. Apc bigots will insult u black and blue, but u just made an intelligent contribution.
Guys he just summed it up
GEJ can now work uninterrupted in the Villa,

so my people FAILBUHARI

GEJ Till 2019
PoliticsRe: AIT Takes Down Online Poll Where Buhari Was Trouncing Jonathan by Joyekpen: 8:04am On Jan 28, 2015
U APC Bigots, in ur dreams will u see Boko Hari win. Silly hackers!! Olenubu and co what do u expect, silly hackers. ASO Villa has no vacancy, GEJ is still in Charge!

GEJ (2019)

grin tongue cool
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Wife Is Supposed To Be Giving To Her Husband! by Joyekpen: 9:58pm On Jan 27, 2015
What did u do with ur youth? Ur kids should imbibe this training bah? Esp ur daughters? It seems u wrote this while tipsy. U will be happy when ur son have a vomit bucket, kai, it seems u smoked a very good one too
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari: Security Should Come First Not GMB's Certificate by Joyekpen: 1:36am On Jan 27, 2015
Yes, while u school in surrey uk and we are here in nigeria. Ur dad stopped Free education in my time and he sent u outside the land he wants to rule to school abroad. U have nothing to say just like ur dad
PoliticsRe: Jonathan And His Government Steal 400,000 Barrels Of Oil Daily - Tinubu by Joyekpen: 6:57pm On Jan 18, 2015
Olenubu come out with facts, come out with realistic and physical proofs. U the area fada that has allocated everything of lagos to ur family. Iyaloja is now the birth right of olenubu fhousehold etc...
EducationRe: Who Else Did This? by Joyekpen: 11:24am On Jan 17, 2015
Wednesday is a day set aside for this modus operandi. So so guilty grin
RomanceRe: Advantages Of Not Having A Lover by Joyekpen: 12:54pm On Jan 16, 2015
This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
PoliticsRe: Only God Knows Nigeria’s Next President — Pastor Adeboye by Joyekpen: 8:45am On Jan 16, 2015
Listen not to their promises, but look up to God. Serious word!

On the other hand Osinbajo or Osinbade u have joined the league, u are no more trustworthy as a pastor, u have become a liar, cause u made so many promises that we cannot trust now. I never say so, am just quoting daddy Adeboye.
CultureRe: The Yorubas.... Your 'arodan' Experience.... by Joyekpen: 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2015
Arodan still rescues me till date , esp when l want to rest, l send them to bring plenty ARODAN from daddy so we can all enjoy. Sweet sleep there after.
PoliticsRe: 5 Questions Obasanjo Asked Jonathan In Abeokuta Meeting by Joyekpen: 2:37pm On Jan 15, 2015
APC u people are now known for lies, u format lies with so much ease, and its a pity, cause only idiots and fools believe u liars
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Suicide Bomber Killed After Vest Failed To Detonate (Photo) by Joyekpen: 2:25pm On Jan 14, 2015
We need constant Transformation till 2019
PoliticsRe: APC Party Leaders Courtesy Visit To OBJ Residence Earlier Today (PHOTOS) by Joyekpen: 2:30pm On Jan 13, 2015
Nay to Boko harians and Oshie bam jo!!!

GEJ All the way
PoliticsRe: LIVE Photos From APC'S Ogun State Campaign Rally by Joyekpen: 2:21pm On Jan 13, 2015
GEJ we know!!!

The polls will surprise u all

Oshie bam jo
Boko harians sorry oh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Forgot Osinbajo's Name During His Owerri Rally Today [VIDEO] by Joyekpen: 9:18am On Jan 13, 2015
SENILE Granpa!!!
PoliticsRe: Update Of Jonathan's Visit: Adeboye, Oyedepo, Part Of Meeting With Obasanjo by Joyekpen: 9:06am On Jan 13, 2015
NO to Buhari !!!

GEJ TILL 2019

Haters go hug ur suicide bombers!!
PoliticsRe: Seun Kuti:I Wil Not Vote For Buhari Because Of What He Did 2 My Father 31yrs Ago by Joyekpen: 12:03pm On Jan 12, 2015
Seun l know what u mean, can't vote him either, he jailed Prof Ambrose Alli who later died due to lack of medical care. Ekpoma soil will never forgive buhari. He has no soul
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Be In Trouble If PDP Wins- Buhari by Joyekpen: 12:35pm On Jan 11, 2015
Story Story Story. Be deceiving urselves,
PoliticsRe: Feb Poll: Emirs Rebuff Pro-jonathan Lobby by Joyekpen: 12:15pm On Jan 11, 2015
The Nation Newspaper is a baised paper already! So expect their negativity
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Rally In Bayelsa Yenagoa(home Of GEJ) by Joyekpen: 5:46pm On Jan 09, 2015
Crowd grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari campaign pictures in Abia state, gets traditional title. by Joyekpen: 3:01pm On Jan 09, 2015
BJokers! U call this presidential campaign or local govt chairman campaign! Lolzzzzzz! Hehehehehehe. Nor bother insult make una try harder! Hahahahahaha
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Kicks Off Campaign In Lagos Today by Joyekpen: 8:18am On Jan 08, 2015
tongue Sharia lovers take a back seat pls
PoliticsRe: Photos From Buhari's Presidential Campaign In Calabar by Joyekpen: 8:10am On Jan 08, 2015
grin Looks like a burial ceremony conducted in my village... Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by Joyekpen: 11:25am On Jan 06, 2015
Any one that don't go down well with you, pls pray about it. This man said somethings last year oh and some happened oh! I am not his member but we need to pray against those negative ones so its averted. Oh Oba house! GOD HEAL OUR LAND
PoliticsRe: 2015 Prophecy: APC Will Take Over —Cardinal Odunmbaku by Joyekpen: 3:39pm On Jan 04, 2015
We are waiting, time will tell, who ordained him Cardinal, Pope?
CelebritiesRe: Etcetera Lists Hilarious New Year Resolutions For Jim Iyke, Don Jazzy & More by Joyekpen: 8:59am On Jan 03, 2015
Omosexy, pls change that impression. Meanwhile etc 2015 is the year, u shld tell us, are u still a musician or a journalist or just a blog critic. That shld be ur resolution this year discovering what u are!
EventsRe: This End Of The Year Party Cake Will Blow Your Mind (see Photos) by Joyekpen: 8:54pm On Jan 02, 2015
I guess Ayo will laugh when he sees the cake, he was a prudent boss hahahahaha! Nice concept
PoliticsRe: Igbo Coalition Threatens To Dump Jonathan Over Poor Infrastructure In S/East by Joyekpen: 9:08am On Jan 02, 2015
If this is from Enugu really, then its unfortunate, under which regime in history of Nigeria has the Igbos ever had it good in govt, Be wise! North-East in turmoil, North-West in peace. East means doom to be eliminated by the North.
Jokes EtcRe: See What Julius Agwu Tweeted About 2015 Election. by Joyekpen: 12:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
No lovers day show to organise! Esp. Abuja, that day na sit in ur house oh!
PoliticsRe: Should Jonathan Have Declared His Presidential Ambition Despite The Bomb Blast? by Joyekpen: 8:18am On Nov 12, 2014
May God pour HIS WRATH on the master mind of the bomb blast. You all can talk because none of your relations, kids, sibblings were affected. Let's collectively stop these constant killings of our youths, these people are heartless. The way ebola was fought back both physically and spiritually with national unity. The President, aides, ministers and APC leaders kids, sibblings cannot be affected, but U and l the ones on the street daily are targets. Let us ask our PDP and APC leaders to bring peace to the land

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