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BusinessRe: Giving 4M Back To Nairaland As I Clock 40 Years Of Age This Year by Joystic:
Happy birthday! I'm interested. My old laptop got destroyed by water.
Romance by Joystic(op):
RomanceRe: She Stopped Talking To Me After Taking Her On A Date. Then I Did This by Joystic:
Cunning man die, cunning man burry am, well played. Though you almost lost the game but you recovered well.

While yours is to handle logistics plus feeding, never you let a girl decide the place for the date.. talk more of dictating how much you spend. For example, I always order first and she'll naturally ask for same thing.. or a different thing but within the same budget. But anything above that budget I'm drawing the line and letting her know she'll be paying.

For a girl, seeing a huge chunk of credit alert entering your phone gets her wetter than from watching you try to impress by spending on her.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 3:53pm On Sep 23, 2024
Kadebesky:
Man shut the fffk up.
I doubt you had anything to sell.
We agreed I'll come after work, I even offered to make part payment, you turned me down even after telling you I could show up before the close of work. You are a time waster.
You weren't even picking my calls.
How comes no one here could come out to claim they purchased any of the items you posted? Or were they sold to ghosts?
Ezkiz sire! I bought two generator sets from her. wink
Don't say what you don't know.
RomanceRe: Men, Is This True Or False? [Picture] by Joystic: 8:38am On Sep 23, 2024
Zonefree:
Women look for characters to disqualify men while men look for characters to qualify women.

Women can't be satisfied. Just DO you, never change for any woman. Women see Change as weakness.


As a smoker, never quit smoking because of marriage.

*Digest this post with no emotion.
You quit smoking and other delinquent habits when you want to get serious with your life and especially when you want to get married. Asin what kind of father do you intend to be to your kids?
PetsRe: I Want To Sell This Beautiful Owl. Who Is Buying It? (Photos) by Joystic:
OP you look like that come pose with a scary creature. Sha no update your status for night.
EducationRe: What Is The Most Important Thing In A Person's Life? by Joystic: 10:37am On Sep 14, 2024
There's no single most important thing.

There's a trio of very vital aspects of your life you must grow in and keep nurturing synchronously.. fail at one and it affects all others negatively. They all carry equal importance.

1. Health
2. Wealth
3. Relationships (Romantic)
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrest NLC President Joe Ajaero At Abuja Airport by Joystic: 11:34am On Sep 09, 2024
Setup
Politics'Hard Decision To Pave Way For Development' - Tinubu Speaks On Petrol Price Hike by Joystic(op): 8:28pm On Sep 06, 2024
President Bola Tinubu says the increase in petrol price is a “bold and unprecedented decision” necessary for Nigeria’s growth.

Tinubu spoke on Friday at a meeting with Nigerians in Beijing, China, after rounding off his official engagements in the country.

In a statement by Ajuri Ngelale, presidential spokesperson, Tinubu said the petrol price hike and other reforms by his administration are part of an overall strategy to set Nigeria on the path of economic growth.

“Nigeria is going through reforms, and we are taking very bold and unprecedented decisions. For example, you might have been hearing from home in the last few days about fuel prices,” the president was quoted as saying.

“But, can we help it? Can we develop good roads like you have here? You see electricity being constant in quantity and quality. You see water supply, constant and running, and you see their good schools. And we say we want to hand over a banner without stain to our children?

“What is the critical part to get us there if we cannot take hard decisions to pave the way for a country that is blessed and so talented?

“So many of you are so talented, speaking very fluent Mandarin. It is what you contribute and tell them at home that will reflect in the attitude of our people.

“The more you want everything free, it will become more expensive and long-delayed to achieve meaningful development.’’

On September 3, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company (NNPC) Limited increased the pump price of petrol to N855 across its retail outlets amid long queues at filling stations.

The development followed a protracted scarcity which has strained business activities nationwide.

Media reports attributed the price adjustment to a directive of the federal government asking the NNPC to sell at N1,000 but Heineken Lokpobiri, minister for petroleum resources (oil), said the ministry never gave the national oil company such a directive.

Tinubu said while it is not always easy to have a national consensus on issues, he is ready to take the hard decisions to move the nation forward.

“One economic action leads to another, and it is in your hand to build our nation. Mine is to provide the leadership, and I am committed to doing just that. We are focused, and I have a very good team,” the president said.

Tinubu added that he is committed to replicating China’s infrastructure in Nigeria.


Sauce: https://www.thecable.ng/hard-decision-to-pave-way-for-development-tinubu-speaks-on-petrol-price-hike/amp/

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic: 9:12pm On Aug 23, 2024
Omoapena:
This is funny grin
Sure you know how it ended

grin

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 5:22pm On Aug 23, 2024
Nlanalyst:
True that.
Even as I agreed to his 120k and requested for his address, he disappeared and even blocked and later unblocked me. This was even before he was called out here. He's an idiot.
Just wow! This is even after you agreed to his set price. Really weird. Everything about the guy just seems shady. Obviously a scammer profiling his clients, looking for a soft target. Ogun dey him front sha.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 1:32pm On Aug 23, 2024
Mercylike:
The truth is they are angry for the no response and they tag being rude to being a scammer...

He said pick up or payment b4 delivery.... I would not do payment after delivery for an item like fridge too...

If he is a scam, infact if u negotiate 50k, he will agree with u....

So I jsut think the guy is rude but I doubt if he is a scammer
Have you come across a serious seller before? He'll be eager to meet the buyer and sell his product. This fuul is so snobbish like he's talking to his grandpa.

Chat him up right now and tell him you would pay the asking price of 120k that he should send his location. You will clearly see that he has no product to sell. Advertising a product you don't have to potential customers is called a scam.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 9:15am On Aug 23, 2024
Kadebesky:
Aren't you lucky he didn't ask for part payment?
grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin
I no give am chance. Me wey ready dey him house address in 25mins. E no fit better for the scammer.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 9:07am On Aug 23, 2024
Kadebesky:
For someone who has been actively posting and reposting the phantom of a refrigerator, how could he all of a sudden avoid an immediate sales?
He was asking me to make part payment even.
Bizbro is a fraud.
That fraud has no product and can't even give me a date to come for inspection. . Imagine telling me it won't be possible today, but he would let me know when. What effontry, like his grandpa put a fixed deposit in my account.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic:
Kadebesky:
Avoid Bizbro, he has nothing to sell. He is just a low time scammer looking for whom to scam. He has nothing to sell.
Imagine the werey. He's so nonchalant for a supposed seller. Chatted him up and he was being an absolute slob. Clearly he has no product.

CelebritiesRe: ‘Why I Started Smoking’ – Rema by Joystic: 3:05pm On Aug 08, 2024
PoliticsRe: Protest: Regina Daniels To Those Who Attacked Her For Speaking Against Violence by Joystic: 7:14am On Aug 08, 2024
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 6:23pm On Aug 06, 2024
lilachiever:
Again I ask that you point out the rudeness in my response.

As I have tried explaining to you yet you seem to not understand.
Stop explaining then. Next time, when someone offers you 160k worth of his sweat for a product you've just advertised, appreciate the offer explicitly, especially if you won't accept it.

No one has time to decipher your undertones. He's someone you just met, not your childhood friend.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 4:57pm On Aug 06, 2024
Nlanalyst:
I bought 3. #8,200 each.

This thread has outlived its usefulness, now filled with rippers.
Save for barely a handful of honest guys here, think I agree with you.

Really 8,200? Man I got ripped angry
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 12:30pm On Aug 06, 2024
Uniquewise:
10000mah power bank
Brand new and in box
7k fixed

New Chelsea boots
Original
Size 41

15k

08133056804
Bought four (4) of this just last week from the official store.. and its 20000mah. Be guided.

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 11:20am On Aug 06, 2024
lilachiever:
If it’s not that you really are a crazy human, you’d have been able to decipher that there was absolutely no iota of rudeness is my response.

Maybe you have a problem understanding the context of a sentence constructed in pidgin. The first paragraph of my response loosely translated to asking him to check market prices, which every sane person will agree is not a lot to say to someone who is pricing an item with a market price of 250K for 160K even when seller is quoting a clearance price of 200K.

The second paragraph is me standing on business that my price is my price.

Sold one of this weeks back, definitely will sell this when the person who needs it and knows the value comes around.

The person I responded to has no issue but here you are with your itchy finger calling your ancestors mad men.
Keep your stories. That potential buyer was very cordial towards you and the least you could have done was to accord him same. Take correction and move along...
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 8:49am On Aug 06, 2024
lilachiever:
Enter market boss.

200K or no deal.
Some of you just talk anyhow. How old are you?

A simple "No sir, that's my best price," will go a long way to show you're indeed a proper business-minded fellow and not a madman.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Joystic: 4:07pm On Jul 28, 2024
osundo3:
Available in yaba and Bariga 07032377604
Kitchen Utensils- 16k
Water Storage and basket- 7k
Is the apartment for rent
Foreign AffairsRe: Barack And Michelle Obama Endorse Kamala Harris For President by Joystic: 11:03am On Jul 26, 2024
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic:
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic: 10:06am On Jul 16, 2024
Bosses, I want to do my drivers licence, who has contact?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic: 9:00am On Jul 11, 2024
Pearl1910:
Nope that's electrical, either from the pump gauge sensor or your dashboard or fuse. Rewire will check that one
Okay, many thanks boss.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic: 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2024
Blackbishop:
Let your mech check the fuel gauge regulator
Will do, thanks.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic: 1:56pm On Jul 10, 2024
Pearl1910:
Tokunbo pump but brand new filters.
Okay, thanks boss. But one other thing I forgot to mention is the fuel gauge always reads empty on the dashboard even with half tank of fuel. Could that also be as a result of the bad pump? I just got the car.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joystic: 10:54am On Jul 10, 2024
I greet you senior men. I'd like to ask, is it advisable to buy a brand new fuel pump for my Honda civic 08 or should I just get a tokumbo one? Asking as a total novice.
AutosRe: ABUJA CHEAP CARS(within 25m-2.5M)AUTOPHARM-NAIJA...√√Drop Your Orders!!! by Joystic:

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