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FamilyRe: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Joystic: 2:13pm On Oct 31, 2022
Karleb:
The OP get mind.

How would she feel if I tell her to donate a token of herself to cure my konji because I'm suffering from blue balls.

Shey agidi ni elaborate wedding ni?

Children never even come o.
Entitlement mentality bro.. Either that or na scammer
FamilyRe: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Joystic: 1:47pm On Oct 31, 2022
I will donate one bag of groundnut for your wedding reception.. But for 6 rounds of sex, monkey style and if you satisfy me, I fit dash you #1,500 join. Drop your address.

Pls note, if na gaybriel you be na die for you be that o. I must run you street.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: The Dangerous Jollof Rice Tinubu Gave FFK That Turned Him To A Beast by Joystic: 4:56pm On Oct 30, 2022
How pathetic!
Its not like this man is poor or hungry, but imagine if he can stoop so low to eat his vomit, time and again for money, what message is he passing to poor suffering electorates on election day when vote buyers dangle cash rewards in their faces.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Meets With US Assistant Secretary & State Department Officials by Joystic: 12:01pm On Oct 29, 2022
With him head like truck.. Extremist!
RomanceRe: What Should I Get My Boyfriend. by Joystic: 5:51pm On Oct 28, 2022
Fund his bet account let him find 1,000 sure odds.. You guys can now leave trenches.

If you fit raise am to 20k, I will give you a better answer. But if you no gree, continue hiding that your money and be using it to buy suya and ice cream every evening.
PhonesRe: What’s The Best Android Phone 35,000 Can Get Me by Joystic: 5:42pm On Oct 28, 2022
Zowee10:
Second hand Gionee s10L nah

But the Android version no be here
Please avoid this phone like a plague.. E get many reasons why
Forum GamesRe: Finally, We Have A Winner: CONGRATULATION!!!! by Joystic: 5:15pm On Oct 28, 2022
Lol, which one is 17,000+ grin
PoliticsRe: The Real Motive Behind Emefile's Currency Redesign by Joystic: 5:13pm On Oct 28, 2022
squash47:
That guy think say e dey easy for cashless economy to work for interior villages.
Imagine o.
If you see how dirty our naira notes can get, you don't need a prophet to tell you the nooks and crannies of this country it has passed through. There are many villages that have never set eyes on electricity sef and he's talking digital currency.
RomanceRe: Most Girls From Poor Background Don't Believe In Love. by Joystic: 4:57pm On Oct 28, 2022
Poverty is to blame, not the women.
Except, the women wrongly blame the men. SMH
EducationRe: How Much Is Nairaland Worth? by Joystic: 3:51pm On Oct 28, 2022
RepoMan007:
Everything has a price. Good interface comes with slower loading speed, higher hosting cost because of heavier page sizes, and multi browser issues.

Can you advertise on Quorax with N10,000?

Let's accept Nairaland for what it is for now.
Lolzz, so you would rather we uphold mediocrity at the expense of excellence. Sad actually.

I've never had any issues loading quora on my browser.
I can advertise with less on Instagram.
Forum GamesRe: Finally, We Have A Winner: CONGRATULATION!!!! by Joystic:
What kind of fuckery is this? A mirror has no colour of its own but only reflect the colour of the object placed in front of it. Which one is fainted blue, greenish wha?

E be like ogun wan kill una, OP, you better collect that money back and send to my account, I hate live jokes.

Modified
That blueish or greenish whatever is from the glass used to make the mirror, if you look at the edges of a glass even before its made a mirror you will see its greenish or blueish or whatever colour the glass is made of. Saying a mirror has colour already defeats the basic property of a mirror which is to reflect exactly what's in front of it without addition or subtraction.
EducationRe: How Much Is Nairaland Worth? by Joystic: 3:24pm On Oct 28, 2022
RepoMan007:
you can cry about some classic good old days all you want but advertisers just want to reach out to people and Nairaland has the attention of people plus the educative topics still turn up on searches.
Are you a mod? Because you think exactly like them. If sites like quora and reddit were only interested in advertisement money, they won't be top tier as they are now.

Let's even move away from content for a minute, look at the poor interface of this site.. its appaling to say the least
PoliticsRe: The Real Motive Behind Emefile's Currency Redesign by Joystic: 3:19pm On Oct 28, 2022
Calm your nerves bro, it will take Nigeria another century or two of steady growth and development to reach the stage of operating solely on digital currencies.

So for now, better hold your #100 and #200 for hand because danfo conductor no sabi British English o.
FamilyRe: "I Don't Know How Dad Got My Pretty Mum": Lady Shares Throwback Photo Of Parents by Joystic: 3:05pm On Oct 28, 2022
Mtcheew, who beauty help?
If not for your dad, your mum would've been a liability to her family. Same applies to you, them no tell Regina Daniels.
EducationRe: How Much Is Nairaland Worth? by Joystic: 2:51pm On Oct 28, 2022
Seriously nairaland has gone to the drain. It shouldn't be worth more than #2,355.01 with current exchange rate. grin

How I would prefer they dig up old contents from 2010 to 2015 let me just keep re-reading them.. Those were nairaland glory days with high quality and educative content.

These days? Hmm, please I don't want to vex.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 8:50pm On Oct 27, 2022
YeyeGbami:
The truth is whatever the drug is don’t get hooked. Codeine is a really addictive drug, you still con mix am with cannabis juice.

You wan totally damage your liver, abeg try stop am o.
Oh mehn as in I don't know what I was thinking... Initially I got off on just codeine, but as time went by it just didn't get me that much high as it used to, so I would add cannabis but since I don't smoke, I just boil it and use the juice to replace the normal sprite or coke I use in diluting the codeine.

Stupid sturvs brother. But trust me I'm done with that phase.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 12:42pm On Oct 27, 2022
Olasyke:
Everything is about mindset, even though it's hard, once you program your mind, you're already good to go. I've been 4 months off cigarettes too. I smoked weed and cigarettes but I'm addicted to the nicotine and it almost ruined me, na why I dey sober now.

https://www.nairaland.com/7230918/marijuana-quiting-thread/6
Here's a marijuana quitting thread and you can also see how people are taking it one day at a time there.

Cc.
LagbajaTheBEREAN
Wavvyyyyy
Thanks, I'll check it out
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 10:55am On Oct 27, 2022
LikeAking:
U can't run from ya calling..
Lol, there's nothing or no one I can't detach from.. that's the kind of mindset I have.

Once I'm convinced I can go cold turkey on anything.. It may only take me time to gain that conviction.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 10:50am On Oct 27, 2022
oneolajire:
That's what I keep telling people, drugs are fake inducement that disappoint. You lived normal, vibrant, excellent without drugs, you got to uni, joined bad friends, spend and waste money on drugs to feel...........then damage your internal organs.

I went to uni, didn't use drug, lived as a child of God, had good friends, faced my studies, had mild sicknesses and recovered. Never damaged my body.

Get away from bad guys and companies, if you die of drugs, your druggie friends may not remember to hold a candle light procession for you.

You have lived brilliantly without drugs before, you can do it again. Jesus is there to help you.

Wish you the best
You know I still remember the first day I tried drugs.. Nothing compares to that feeling its like your first sex or first jackpot from betting... only better.

But then its all nonsense.. same dose didn't produce the same high anymore and more dosage only came with more terrible side effects. So I got high at the expense of great pains. Eventually only a life changing experience will make one realize that few moments of high is not worth the long periods of low
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 9:23am On Oct 27, 2022
oneolajire:
Funny

Weren't you normal before you started taking those drugs or you began taking them from childhood?

If you return to drugs, those asking if you are normal will be the first to pity you.
Lol, used to be a vibrant kid till I left home for the uni.. got depressed and started drugs to keep me upbeat. Continued till I returned home and you know the rest.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 9:06am On Oct 27, 2022
I appreciate all of your kind words brothers.. I don't feel so alone in this anymore.

YeyeGbami:
Anything wey pass cannabis I no dey o. Withdrawal no dey easy sha.
Na this kind post wey make me no wan mention name of the drug, so that we can discuss bad effects of drugs in general and not underrate the damaging power of any, even paracetamol can be dangerous as far as addiction is concerned.

Let me clear you bro cannabis is one of the most dangerous sef. Have you seen the skin of guys hooked on it... It can never look fresh its like its decaying (check their before and after pictures) which means liver function has been impaired, they have dark lips, they suffer low blood glucose, blood shot eyes, decreased social life, blood shortage, memory loss, easily bruised skin, but to mention a few.

Now, see the screenshot below if you think it doesn't have withdrawal symptoms.

I understand some people might be suffering from addiction too and would want to know the drugs I'm talking about so they can know what to expect from their situation so I will go ahead and let you guys know its codeine syrup mixed with cannibis juice. You don't need to experiment with this guys.. people have different bodies and some might just die from these things. Codeine addiction nearly took Lil Wayne's life.. he still hasn't recovered fully till now.

@lucifyre
@olasyke
@yeyegbami

RomanceRe: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Joystic: 9:05pm On Oct 26, 2022
You still be virgin that's why you get this kind self control.

One thing I can assure you of is that after your first sex, konji will no longer be your mate and na only stories of your sexcapades we go dey read no be all these pussy shy epistles because you go become sharp shooter.

A word of advice.. Better go practice with olosho first make you no go fall your hand o cos I assure you na only 10 seconds you go last. And na your hand those babes go fall so, no talk say I no tell you.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2022
YeyeGbami:
You no wan mention the drug, how people wan con help you.
Lolzz, I've listed my symptoms here if you want to help. Abi you want experiment? grin
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 4:12pm On Oct 26, 2022
Natbrowny:
Its just a phase.

Your brain is still resetting. So the people u mentioned its affecting was bound to happen.

Know this - BE IN CONTROL.. u have never been obviously, the drug has.

Good luck papi.
Thanks brother
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 4:12pm On Oct 26, 2022
Olasyke:
There are different stages of drug withdrawal syndromes. Trust me, you made the right step by saying no to drugs.
You're going to be all right. By the way, what type of drug is it?
Thanks bro.
I was hoping I won't have to mention the name
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2022
Lucifyre:
What's the drug? How long were u addicted for? What where the withdrawal symptoms like? How long did they last? What was ur dosage while addicted. U might hv PAWS. Post Acute Withdrawal Symptoms. Depression is a sign.
I won't mention the name so as not to advertise it.

I was hooked for 8years. Withdrawal symptoms are basically what I mentioned in the OP. Oh and excessive sweating, severe dehydration, lack of energy, high eye sensitivity to light, light headedness and dizziness.. You mentioned depression too.

These symptoms are still there after two months but some have subsided.

The lethargy is what I really wish could go away.

Dosage? Lol, definitely everyday sturvs bro
RomanceI Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 3:42pm On Oct 26, 2022
Guys, I laid off this drug I've been hooked on for years and I know for certain I'm never going back after a life altering experience.
Now, the thing is I've lost my enthusiasm. I can't feel excitement, my mojo is low as I'm always in a state of lethargy.

Will this pass? It's been two months and its really affecting me because people, inluding my family and girlfriends are always asking if I'm alright.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Needs Likes On An IG Post To Win A Competition. by Joystic: 12:51pm On Oct 25, 2022
Wow, that was dope bro... You really tried
I hope you win.

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