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PhonesRe: TECNO Unveils Spark 9 Pro Sport Edition, Designed By Bmw's Designworks by Joystic: 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2022
Crazy azz lazy mods..

This same thread was created almost a week back with comments under it but a lazy mod who couldn't research properly went ahead and duplicated the topic and moved this one to front page instead..

Seun you better sell this site before it gradually turns to scrap
FamilyRe: Missing 20-Year-Old Precious Leonard Found In Lagos. Do You Know Her? (Pictures) by Joystic: 7:17pm On Oct 23, 2022
Dunno, I don't believe sturvs like this.. Fine grown up babe o, haba?
Why not first try use slap refresh her brain.. Make she no waste like that o
RomanceRe: What Is The Benefit Of Marrying A Virgin? by Joystic: 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2022
What's the benefit of marrying an olosho?
RomanceRe: I Regret Breaking Up With My Ex by Joystic: 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2022
Were you high then or you are high now.. ?
Though I think its both.
CrimeRe: INSIDE LIFE: Lady Strips Naked, Beaten Mercilessly By Family Members For Alleg by Joystic: 3:05pm On Oct 22, 2022
Mehn, see the idioot of a father torturing a poor little girl over boyfriend matter as if that's what he sent the daughter to school to do..

Even look at how the son is commanding the simp, what an eyesore of a family.

Hope the poor girl gets justice.
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Obsessed With Me Or Love? by Joystic: 12:33pm On Oct 22, 2022
TheOldGods:
lol. You have not experienced this that's why
Believe me if I hadn't I would just read comments and go my way.

I've been there, I felt like 'why this babe dey mumu herself for ME like this?' It was embarrassing but I never showed annoyance through my actions. Though I know my facial expressions gave me away sometimes. I would later find a reason to leave town for a while and that died it off eventually.

To be honest, back then, deep down I felt I was not worthy of being loved to that extent.. I know I deserve love, but I never imagined it to that extent, so I though she was definitely faking it or there was something wrong with her. But trust me I was the one being insecure because it takes courage to show love like that.. without fear of backslash and rejection. Now if that's not true love then I don't know what is.

I know the comments here keep saying something bad is going to happen but that all depends on how maturely you handle the situation..regardless of whether or not you end up together.

I will ask you to look into yourself, don't you consider yourself worthy enough to be loved by someone to the extent that that person can go any lenght for you? Why does it make you uncomfortable and embarrassed? This kind of love is what mothers have for their children and that's true love. Whatever 'bad thing' or embarrasment that comes from it just depends on how you've handled things like a man. Let me ask you this, how much love and attention would you want from your daughter or your son and will it ever be too much?

Note, this is my opinion from my experience and if you feel it doesn't apply to you or perhaps you don't love her like that, that's fine. Then man up and end it. If you're considering her wellbeing, you can do it in such a way that it appears natural and is really nobody's fault.
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Obsessed With Me Or Love? by Joystic: 1:01pm On Oct 21, 2022
Mtcheeww

So when you have a child tomorrow that always wants to follow you around what will you do...open another thread?

You have a girl giving you her whole attention so you won't have to find it outside and cheat and you're here complaining. Look believe me you will crave this type of attention from a girl you love tomorrow and you won't get it.

Better appreciate that babe and bring her close.. Instead of making it seem like she's the one forcing herself on you.. Bring her in, get her busy with a job or let her go to school. But if you have no plans for a future with her then man up and end it once and for all goddammit.

You don't except her to end the relationship herself when she's obviously in love do you? This guy sef..
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 7:51pm On Oct 20, 2022
Angelfrost:
Good... Let him go and start coaching then, since no coach is qualified to coach him!
Not a bad idea.. What a great coach he'll be.. Expect Guardiola attacking style football.. Not that 0-0, 1-0 game Man U is playing.

Nice chat bro
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 7:37pm On Oct 20, 2022
Angelfrost:
Yeah... Such a bad coach like Erik Ten Hag! No wonder he failed woefully at Ajax!

Ronaldo was too good for Juventus hence he had to dump their sorry ass!

He is so good to the point that bad coaches in PSG, Madrid, Bayern, City, etc can't afford to sign him!

Brother, drink water and rest your head abeg!!! grin
So you would rank Ten Hag's achievements over Ronaldo's?

Lol, Ten Hag is a nobody where Ronaldo is.
I will concede age is not on his side, but there's nobody better than Ronaldo in Man U.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 7:28pm On Oct 20, 2022
ugwuadudave:
Leave to where?
Where he won't be benched of course..
Man U doesn't need a striker yet..

They still have a lot of work..
No solid wingers, Fernandes is always having a bad day so midfield is still lacking, defense is an utter comic relief thanks to Maguire who always leaves De Gea with a pink face from making too many saves..
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 7:20pm On Oct 20, 2022
Angelfrost:
I support he leaves, but United is not the reason why he is in decline (yes, he is in decline)!

He was already depreciating before he left Juventus sir! Let's not sugarcoat it.
Its not sugarcoating when I tell you Ronaldo is past the stage of losing form..There's no other player in his league. He's motivated by default because he's always one goal away from another record but now I'm just repeating myself.

A lethal striker like Ronaldo cannot be the problem. Bad coaches have been known to kill talents and it didn't start today.. Let's not even talk of the lack of depth in that Man U squad.. When you begin criticizing a striker for not falling deep to win balls, then you know the team has a problem.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 6:08pm On Oct 20, 2022
Angelfrost:
Top scorer at what and whose expense?!!

Have you actually watched him play this season not just for club but country?!! Lol!

Guy, quit being blinded by his personal stats! Football is about teams not individuals!
That's what they want you to believe but watch Man city without Haaland against Copenhagen.

Not getting enough play time ruins careers otherwise you won't see top players opting to go to smaller clubs just to maintain form..

I support he leaves that career killing club before its too late
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 5:32pm On Oct 20, 2022
Angelfrost:
Nope! He doesn't 'deserve' to play, neither do Messi, Lewandoski, or Ibrahimovic when they are not in top form... Certainly not when there are more suitable players at hand for the coach to call upon!

You earn your position and place based on immense contribution!

Where I blame Ten Hag here is his insistence on retaining Ronaldo even saying it repeatedly to the media... Guardiola and Mourinho would have clearly told him off!

No sentiments in the business of success whether in football, politics, or the corporate world!

Ronaldo doesn't have the form nor quality to start or jump into games ahead of younger and hungrier players! ..

I won't say he is finished out of respect for his legendary status, but he is past it! Way past it!
Lol,
You're talking about Man U top scorer by a mile last season. Needless to mention his exploits in Serie A before joining EPL. Seems Man U wants to destroy this guy's career and legacy.

Why has he started just 1 game this season when he's fit? And you want to use that to judge his form.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 4:57pm On Oct 20, 2022
Angelfrost:
Not every benched player gets played... A player has no right to dictate to the coach on such matters especially as it affects outcome of games.

When you understand something as simple and commonsensical as this, you will stop making excuses for egotistical players way past their prime!
The joker of a coach used Ronaldo as moral support for his team and still disrespected his person.
If he's fit why not play him when you're 2-0 up?
Your mistake is thinking Ronaldo is your average Joe of a striker. Any goal from that guy is a potential record breaker.. He deserves to play
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Joystic: 3:19pm On Oct 20, 2022
Why put this guy on the bench if you won't play him?
RomanceRe: . by Joystic: 3:12pm On Oct 20, 2022
As per you don smash, if you give her (or whatever you can afford to spare) you won't be simping.

But let it be clear you're only doing it for her sick mum and its not a tranactional sex kind of thing because most times na the way guys dey take simp just to help women dey make woman tag them as mugu.
Do it without simping and you go dey alright..

If you want to know if you did it right watch out she will be very very appreciative and will try to do something nice for you in return.

Las las she go favour you pass roadside olosho
RomanceRe: "Why Is It That Woman Fall In Love After Sex But Men Fall Out After" by Joystic:
If you ask 99 percent of guys they don't have any particular thing they love about that girl they're keen to have sex with yet funny enough it's those things that will keep you interested after the sex.

Whereas for a lady, she won't even go down with you unless she knows for sure you're the best among all her suitors. So for her the sex is just like sealing the deal. She's made her choice long ago.

Now as a guy, it's always best to ask yourself what you love about this babe before bedding her (apart from her looks) to avoid losing interest after sex.

But then, even if you've made the mistake and sex happened too early and now you've lost interest, better to act mature and then find those things about her you like.. she can't be that bad. Even if she is and you can't deal, dissolve the relationship maturely after like two weeks. Not immediately though...that will affect her self esteem.
RomanceRe: African Women Are Beautiful Even Without Makeup (photos) by Joystic: 1:43pm On Oct 20, 2022
You said without makeup and still went ahead to post worst cases of makeup abuse.
PoliticsRe: Gory Picture Of One Of The Tinubu Yorubba Thugs Killed In Alaba by Joystic: 1:34pm On Oct 20, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
If this picture you want to use to incite a reprisal is true and not your usual fake news from your ipob terrorist group then there is wisdom in Lagos state government's decision to close down the market indefinitely to avoid serious reprisal attacks or coordinated arson akin to the one your ipob terrorist group unleashed on Lagos in 2020.

Lagos is a peaceful place in Yorubaland and we have our ancestors and forebears to thank for that heritage we guide jealously.

We invite others to invest in Lagos and we ensure their stay and investment is rewarding to them and their families.

Anyone who is filled with hate and bigotry will find Lagos too hot for him or her.
I like how you're now sounding like the victim.

Though still the idioot bigot we all know and hate... at least seeing the fate of one your agbado agbero urchins set you on the right thinking path we've been trying to pave for you and your ilks

My condolences though
CrimeRe: Alaba Traders Receiving Treatments After Clash With Thugs by Joystic: 12:22pm On Oct 20, 2022
whofoolwho:
please keep away from drugs they are not good for you
Tell that to your agbero brothers who started taking gin and weed as early as 7 yrs... Probably around the same age they stopped taking their bath and brushing their teeth. Clown
CrimeRe: Alaba Traders Receiving Treatments After Clash With Thugs by Joystic:
EraseTheDot:
Agberos at Onitsha bridge can oppress you without you talking back at them but you don't want to respect the Agbero in your host state.
You go collect ni... simple as that.

-erase the dot
Respect an agbero.. Who gave birth to this cow dung?
Are you senile or wtf is this
PoliticsRe: Atiku Flown To Paris, Look Really Sick by Joystic: 4:32pm On Oct 19, 2022
Its the do or die affair mentality for me..

They've taken too personal something that's supposedly a 'public' office. Shouting emilokan ontop sickbed and fainting upandan.

Na wa o..
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Peter Obi Never Said He Pulled 439 Million People Out Of Poverty by Joystic: 4:15pm On Oct 19, 2022
Lol,
Didn't even need Falseprophet1 to tell me that BS would be debunked.
Obi is a very sound and intellectual somebori
Foreign AffairsRe: Sergei Surovikin, Russia War Commander Admits Kherson Situation ‘Very Difficult’ by Joystic: 12:28pm On Oct 19, 2022
I use to wonder what will become of countries that spend billions on defense budget every year when a war doesn't eventually break out.
It would just be a case of a man acquiring hefty muscles that will eventually become redundant without use at old age..

Well, not in Putin's lifetime.. His investments will surely bear fruit in this senseless, unnecessary and escalating war
RomanceRe: Lies Nigerians Fall For In Relationships by Joystic:
Eyinju112:
1.I married her because of the pregnancy, it’s you I love.

2.Where were you when I was marrying that woman..

3. I couldn’t tell you because I love you and I don’t wanna lose you
Sounds like you're fornicating with an adulterous man. My prayer for you is to be beaten black and blue by the man's wife
PoliticsRe: I Will Rape Your Mother And Pass Her To My Friends - El Rufai Son by Joystic: 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2022
Shortness should be classified as a medical condition.. Especially when there're observable traits of aggression.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu addresses the “Rotten Situation” Comment He Made About El-Rufai (Video) by Joystic: 3:14pm On Oct 17, 2022
Lol

The same way he wants to turn Buhari (rotten situation) to emilokan (bad situation)

We no want all these trial and error people abeg
PhonesRe: I Have Got Xiaomi 12S Ultra. And I Am A Bit Disappointed by Joystic: 6:45pm On Sep 25, 2022
Iphone camera has real life details
RomanceRe: How True Is This About Single Mothers by Joystic: 9:08pm On Sep 19, 2022
I don't know why the tag 'single mothers'
Fine, she is

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