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RomanceRe: How Do Rev. Sisters Cure Konji?? by Joystic: 12:28pm On Nov 05, 2022
[quote author=Magnoliaa post=118139684][/quote]Seems you're on heat this morning.. Or are you always like this?

If you stay around yaba, I have a missle I want to launch via your cockpit. I'll be targeting those inner spaces your finger tips find hard to reach.
RomanceRe: +18: MEN ONLY: Look At A Woman's Mumu Button by Joystic: 11:50am On Nov 05, 2022
Pukkalolo:
You are smart guy. #Respect
smiley
Boss!
BusinessRe: Huge Pile Of Naira Notes Stored At Someone's Home (Pics, Video) by Joystic: 5:00pm On Nov 04, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
What makes the person wicked? But we don’t know for sure if the money is stolen
If that money was from legit business, definitely one would invest it back into the business for even more profit to the benefit of society.
You don't pile up money like that if its not dirty. Think Pablo Escobar
RomanceRe: +18: MEN ONLY: Look At A Woman's Mumu Button by Joystic: 4:29pm On Nov 04, 2022
Spot on. I've made it a habit to upset the hell out of ladies till they can't take it anymore and just when they're on the brink of losing their cool, I go extra soft on them and this makes them fall madly in love with me.
I will often repeat this process multiple times, even with the same lady and it won't matter anyway, I alternate between hot and cold, just to keep them on their toes.

Though I'm only like this towards girls with attitude. When I find a homely girl who likes me already from the go, I immediately act very very soft towards her and they tend to appreciate that but still I always punish any bad behaviour.
FamilyRe: My Wife Body Count Is More Than 20 by Joystic: 3:59pm On Nov 04, 2022
Suzzytee05:
Childish husbands everywhere. So you had to bring your wife's chat online to unknown people to judge her or what? If you know she's not trustworthy to you anymore because of her old chats why don't you just divorce her?
E dey pain you say them expose your sister? No worry e go reach you soon. If na me I go drop pics join.

OP, abeg drop contact of the public latrine in case any one here wishes to take a dump.
EducationRe: Salaries: Gombe ASUU Vows To Withhold Students' Results by Joystic: 10:06am On Nov 04, 2022
grin
ASUU bandits
PoliticsRe: If Someone Like Funke Akindele Is Seen As A Nobody, by Joystic: 5:16pm On Nov 03, 2022
Without his support system that senile druggie would be incarcerated in a mental institution.
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria Really A Serious Country? (Pictures) by Joystic: 5:11pm On Nov 03, 2022
Customer dada.. Them suppose reserve one special spot for cell for am.
BusinessRe: Huge Pile Of Naira Notes Stored At Someone's Home (Pics, Video) by Joystic: 12:54pm On Nov 03, 2022
What a waste.. One bundle of this can change someone's life.
I pray never to have this kind money that will just be piling up without circulating it.

Some people are truly wicked. God epp us.
PoliticsRe: CBN - Godwin Emefiele To Put Holy Mary On New Naira Notes by Joystic:
How unfortunate we have to ask for common sense things like equality!

I won't blame Christians for being docile, I blame Muslims for being extremists.. What's the purpose of having people pray five times a day, every single day, if not to put them in a perpetual trance for brainwashing? God epp us.
PoliticsRe: Glencore Used Private Jets To Move Bribe Money For Nigerian Officials, Others by Joystic: 10:02pm On Nov 02, 2022
And its always billions! The kind of money in this country yet they're still borrowing. God epp us
Nairaland GeneralRe: Can You Still Make It At 39? by Joystic: 2:19pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your life just begun sef..

That's assuming you've been learning for the past 39 years
RomanceRe: My 28year Old Brother And His 26 Yr Old Girl by Joystic: 2:15pm On Nov 02, 2022
She's playing hard to get.. Normal stuff, I do it too, but since she beat you to the game, you sef for lockup like nothing happened and continued playing your game. How can you be overreacting to such little shit like you're a pussy?

Just move on from it, and know that she'll always come around, no matter what happens.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 1:17pm On Nov 02, 2022
frozen70:
If you have nothing to pray for,

Pray for your life and safety then
Okay you win.. You religious folks just never let it go do you? grin
Thanks for your concern, really it means alot.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 12:13pm On Nov 02, 2022
tivhador:
These conditions you've mentioned are symptoms of withdrawal. It will take some time, but eventually it will pass. Whatever u do, don't go back to taking such anymore
Thanks bro, I won't and you can bank on it.
You know sometimes it takes a life altering experience to make certain tough decisions.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 12:11pm On Nov 02, 2022
frozen70:
That's nice

But you have to develop the habit of praying so that your relationship with God will be very close

Dont wait till you have to pray harder for favour from God

He knows your needs but he will appreciate you remind him through prayers
You're right. Though personally I have nothing to pray for, already know all I need to do as per my want or needs, so I just get up my ass and do it. I feel no need praying for an answer I already have. Thanks though.

Pls, not to say I don't believe in Christ or I'm not spiritual. Quite the opposite, I'm always grateful for the littlest things in life.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 11:58am On Nov 02, 2022
Candidlady:
https://www.nairaland.com/6669680/getting-over-addictions


Withdrawal phase you’d be fine…. Just please don’t relapse cos if you do

You know the rest of the story
Insightful that thread!

What hit me was you saying you didn't lack anything yet felt empty. I can totally relate.
As my senior in sobriety, did this feeling ever go away, was it the drugs or you still feel the same either way?
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 11:43am On Nov 02, 2022
frozen70:
Congratulations on your progress

You will be fine soon

Just be steady and don't go back to it

Then back it up with prayers

You will love yourself after this, then avoid mastubation it will definitely trigger the system to react

I wish you good luck
Thank you, I really appreciate. I don't know how to pray though.. tried a few times but couldn't make it past a few words.

I have a committed gf, she's helping a lot with the recovery process dunno how I would've done it without her.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 8:57am On Nov 02, 2022
frozen70:
You are going through withdrawal syndrome and you will definitely be fine once your body system finish overhauling
Thanks.
I forgot to mention the nightmares.. Going to sleep scares me, the nightmares are terrible. Some nights I could have as much as four separate, realistic and terrifying nightmares.

But overall, inbetween these things I get to feel my natural state more.. my thought processes and feelings are clearer and more accessible to me now. I'm in sync with myself, so yea its all worth it.
RomanceRe: I Went Off Drugs, Now This by Joystic(op): 8:42am On Nov 02, 2022
Keydan:
You go talk the drug name abi you no go talk?
I don talk am bros, check through the comments.
RomanceRe: Na This Kind Relationship I Need Now (photos) by Joystic: 8:56pm On Oct 31, 2022
grin
PoliticsRe: Court Dismisses Bid To Stop Tinubu’s Certificate Forgery Suit by Joystic: 5:46pm On Oct 31, 2022
Better not make the same mistake they made with Buhari.. Its a known fact the druggie has no certificates..

If the oldie can provide only just his birth certificate, let him forget the rest, he has my vote.
AgricultureRe: Home Garden by Joystic: 5:09pm On Oct 31, 2022
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Set goals. Stay quiet.
Achieve them. Stay quiet.
Set bigger goals. Stay quiet.
Achieve them. Stay quiet.

People can't ruin what they don’t know.


lipsrsealed
How does telling people about your goals/plans ruin them? I'm really indifferent about this line of thinking.. I could be wrong though
SportsRe: Wales Consider Changing Name Of National Teams To Cymru After Qatar W/cup by Joystic: 5:06pm On Oct 31, 2022
pappilo:
Ignorant, illiterate, lack of comprehension

You are a failure.
See this deranged hegoat.. Oya pray tell, what did you deduce from the OP and other commenters then?
What a stupid person, clown!
SportsRe: Wales Consider Changing Name Of National Teams To Cymru After Qatar W/cup by Joystic: 3:14pm On Oct 31, 2022
Na lie na Wales we sabi

I doubt any other country has named their fc any other name than its country name. So unless you want to change your country's name to Cymru ko Cryme a river
FamilyRe: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Joystic: 3:09pm On Oct 31, 2022
Serial48:
It's entitlement mentality happy now Bros?
I think you quoted the wrong message miss.

I already started harvesting my farm to complete the bag I want to donate for your reception. cheesy
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Need To Do DNA Test 24/7, Yul Edochie Got Scammed ! by Joystic: 3:01pm On Oct 31, 2022
Abeg what's the title of this movie?

What a plot twist! If this is real then nollywood need to make this into a movie.. Starring Yul Edochie

The man na complete idioot..
SportsRe: Football Predict Today by Joystic: 2:24pm On Oct 31, 2022
Nice picks

Bonus:
Midtjylland to win

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