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Village people.. unadulterated. God epp us.

KalioPeter:
I really thought about this for a couple of minutes.

But still I don't know where it is heading...
I mean she started all these in the first place.

I really feel something for this girl, something strong

Of course you felt something for her and she did for you too, its normal. You probably gave her good emotions she hadn't gotten from her boyfriend in a long time. But where you failed was in not closing the deal and banging her.. she would've easily left the guy for you had you done that, because women are controlled by sex and not much else. But you didn't and she left you instead to find another guy who would bang the hell out of her.

I know you may find this hard to believe now, but eventually you will come to realize that women aren't the angels you thought they were because they like getting f*ked silly. So here's a small experiment for you if you really want to confirm this.. Next time you're alone with a girl in a quiet place, kiss her neck while breathing gently behind her ear, then watch how she reacts.. it will shock you how much they're into sex.

So don't worry, you'll be alright once you realize how easy it is to get girls her type and even hotter ones.

You guys and adds ehn.!

You create one mediocre website with only five wallpapers, but the adds there can hang person phone. God epp us.

KalioPeter:
What do you mean?

How do you think she's feeling right now?


I don't think I can find anyone else, I swear to God

Women are more emotional, so she misses you even more right now.

You think you won't find another one because you believe she's special. I'll tell you for free, there's nothing special about her.. women are all the same, they all follow the same similar and predictable pattern of behaviour and thought processes.

If you think she's so special and sent to you from God, then riddle me this bro, why did she leave you? You didn't leave her, but she left.. think bro.

bmd1010:
wat if no sex dat nite

Make it happen.. Man!

Normally if she says it first, I just keep a straight face. But verily I tell you, the sex that night will be so intense and in the middle of her orgasm that's when I'll say it back.

If you're feeling this way, then imagine how she's feeling..

That's why I always tell guys who will listen, "better f*ck that babe now wey the relationship dey sweet". If say you bang this babe, trust me you won't be feeling like this now.. and she probably wouldn't have left.

Anyway, on to the next one.. fish plenty for sea, just open your eyes you go see them.

You pussy is tight and you want 10 inches. Second hand ashawo virgin. I pity you.

Pickmycall:
45min ke! You wan finish him petrol on-top #300?

Some dey take one hour sef on top 200 naira

77star:
i was forced to comment with dis ur post
reason is i appreciate talent a lot

bro pls advise the guy, dat thing might b his way and life changing career.

funny enough, he might not know

I tell you bro, imagine you have to rush somewhere and have just a few minutes to spare, that barber would be invaluable in such situation. Although the thing is most people actually enjoy the barber taking long time to barb them.

Mercury12:
yep some are good.

True. Some

An apprentice once barbed me in 7 minutes, I was shocked. Something that takes his boss 45 minutes at least.
The funniest part is I couldn't tell a difference.. he did good

See how scared you are of a hole between a woman's legs. Check yourself well you may be a gaybriel.