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PoliticsRe: How An Elderly Woman Close To Peter Obi Looked At Him (Photo) by Joystic: 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2022
Village people.. unadulterated. God epp us.
RomanceRe: I Think I Might Be Falling For Someone's Girlfriend by Joystic: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2022
KalioPeter:
I really thought about this for a couple of minutes.

But still I don't know where it is heading...
I mean she started all these in the first place.

I really feel something for this girl, something strong
Of course you felt something for her and she did for you too, its normal. You probably gave her good emotions she hadn't gotten from her boyfriend in a long time. But where you failed was in not closing the deal and banging her.. she would've easily left the guy for you had you done that, because women are controlled by sex and not much else. But you didn't and she left you instead to find another guy who would bang the hell out of her.

I know you may find this hard to believe now, but eventually you will come to realize that women aren't the angels you thought they were because they like getting f*ked silly. So here's a small experiment for you if you really want to confirm this.. Next time you're alone with a girl in a quiet place, kiss her neck while breathing gently behind her ear, then watch how she reacts.. it will shock you how much they're into sex.

So don't worry, you'll be alright once you realize how easy it is to get girls her type and even hotter ones.
PhonesRe: Cool Wallpapers To Make Your Phone Look Great by Joystic: 10:42am On Nov 07, 2022
You guys and adds ehn.!

You create one mediocre website with only five wallpapers, but the adds there can hang person phone. God epp us.
RomanceRe: I Think I Might Be Falling For Someone's Girlfriend by Joystic: 10:06am On Nov 07, 2022
KalioPeter:
What do you mean?

How do you think she's feeling right now?


I don't think I can find anyone else, I swear to God
Women are more emotional, so she misses you even more right now.

You think you won't find another one because you believe she's special. I'll tell you for free, there's nothing special about her.. women are all the same, they all follow the same similar and predictable pattern of behaviour and thought processes.

If you think she's so special and sent to you from God, then riddle me this bro, why did she leave you? You didn't leave her, but she left.. think bro.
RomanceRe: She Said I Love You by Joystic: 9:31am On Nov 07, 2022
bmd1010:
wat if no sex dat nite
Make it happen.. Man!
RomanceRe: She Said I Love You by Joystic: 8:44am On Nov 07, 2022
Normally if she says it first, I just keep a straight face. But verily I tell you, the sex that night will be so intense and in the middle of her orgasm that's when I'll say it back.
RomanceRe: I Think I Might Be Falling For Someone's Girlfriend by Joystic: 8:37am On Nov 07, 2022
If you're feeling this way, then imagine how she's feeling..

That's why I always tell guys who will listen, "better f*ck that babe now wey the relationship dey sweet". If say you bang this babe, trust me you won't be feeling like this now.. and she probably wouldn't have left.

Anyway, on to the next one.. fish plenty for sea, just open your eyes you go see them.
RomanceRe: How Can Fvck Very Well Here? by Joystic: 8:30am On Nov 07, 2022
You pussy is tight and you want 10 inches. Second hand ashawo virgin. I pity you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by Joystic: 5:55am On Nov 07, 2022
Pickmycall:
45min ke! You wan finish him petrol on-top #300?
grin
Some dey take one hour sef on top 200 naira
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by Joystic: 5:53am On Nov 07, 2022
77star:
i was forced to comment with dis ur post
reason is i appreciate talent a lot

bro pls advise the guy, dat thing might b his way and life changing career.

funny enough, he might not know
I tell you bro, imagine you have to rush somewhere and have just a few minutes to spare, that barber would be invaluable in such situation. Although the thing is most people actually enjoy the barber taking long time to barb them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by Joystic: 5:45am On Nov 07, 2022
Mercury12:
yep some are good.
True. Some grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by Joystic:
An apprentice once barbed me in 7 minutes, I was shocked. Something that takes his boss 45 minutes at least.
The funniest part is I couldn't tell a difference.. he did good
RomanceRe: How Do I Cut Off From Her? by Joystic: 9:52pm On Nov 05, 2022
See how scared you are of a hole between a woman's legs. Check yourself well you may be a gaybriel.
EducationRe: Ladies,please I Need Your Help!!! by Joystic: 9:48pm On Nov 05, 2022
Nigga why so keen on smelling pussy? As in can't you just Bleep and get the hell up without sniffing peoples butt? I doubt this is normal..
RomanceRe: +18: Men, Stop Giving Women Attention[picture] by Joystic: 9:41pm On Nov 05, 2022
Nice write up, though its not really about withholding attention per se.. its about giving and withdrawing it at the right time, depending on her behaviour.

So in essence, you reward her good behaviour with attention and punish her bad behaviour by withdrawing attention. Since this will happen within the context of a romantic relationship, continually withdrawing attention indiscriminately will leave you with no relationship to work with eventually and that's bad.
RomanceRe: This Nairalander's 2019 Post About Davido's Son Ifeanyi Is Going Viral by Joystic: 9:21pm On Nov 05, 2022
Stupid thread, quite rightly derailed by stupid, pussy whipped, soon-to-be cuckold simps.
EducationRe: ASUU: Unilag Senior Lecturer Shares Salary Alert (Picture) by Joystic: 9:04pm On Nov 05, 2022
Waiting for the "give me the 269 naira wey dey ontop" crew grin
Music/RadioRe: Nigerians And Their Irregular Tastes For Music. by Joystic: 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2022
Nobody's even stating the matter of fact as it is.

Truth is there are two types of artists in the industry today, those that make good lyrics but have dull vibes/tune/melody to their songs and then others who have choosen to sacrifice lyrical content for melody.. And as for who wins the arm race, I guess we all know the answer.

Personally I'm all for both.. You can't have one at the expense of the other and regard the said artist as talented.

There's this nairalander kenedyx, you can search his thread, he droped one freestyle like that... that's the kind of talent I'm talking about, great melody and lyrics too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by Joystic: 2:03pm On Nov 05, 2022
These kids sef.. ontop one dilapidated dumpsite you call a room self con. grin

Boy get your lazy ass up and clean your shiit, pick up the stuff you don't need, throw them out, arrange the ones you need in their rightful places, go out, find a local painter nearby for painting and repairs or whatever.

Oh and don't forget to delete this rubbish thread from recycle bin.

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