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PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Peter Obi Never Said He Pulled 439 Million People Out Of Poverty by Joystic: 4:15pm On Oct 19, 2022
Lol,
Didn't even need Falseprophet1 to tell me that BS would be debunked.
Obi is a very sound and intellectual somebori
Foreign AffairsRe: Sergei Surovikin, Russia War Commander Admits Kherson Situation ‘Very Difficult’ by Joystic: 12:28pm On Oct 19, 2022
I use to wonder what will become of countries that spend billions on defense budget every year when a war doesn't eventually break out.
It would just be a case of a man acquiring hefty muscles that will eventually become redundant without use at old age..

Well, not in Putin's lifetime.. His investments will surely bear fruit in this senseless, unnecessary and escalating war
RomanceRe: Lies Nigerians Fall For In Relationships by Joystic:
Eyinju112:
1.I married her because of the pregnancy, it’s you I love.

2.Where were you when I was marrying that woman..

3. I couldn’t tell you because I love you and I don’t wanna lose you
Sounds like you're fornicating with an adulterous man. My prayer for you is to be beaten black and blue by the man's wife
PoliticsRe: I Will Rape Your Mother And Pass Her To My Friends - El Rufai Son by Joystic: 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2022
Shortness should be classified as a medical condition.. Especially when there're observable traits of aggression.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu addresses the “Rotten Situation” Comment He Made About El-Rufai (Video) by Joystic: 3:14pm On Oct 17, 2022
Lol

The same way he wants to turn Buhari (rotten situation) to emilokan (bad situation)

We no want all these trial and error people abeg
PhonesRe: I Have Got Xiaomi 12S Ultra. And I Am A Bit Disappointed by Joystic: 6:45pm On Sep 25, 2022
Iphone camera has real life details
RomanceRe: How True Is This About Single Mothers by Joystic: 9:08pm On Sep 19, 2022
I don't know why the tag 'single mothers'
Fine, she is
CrimeRe: Wife & S!de Chick F!ght Dirty And N@k€d In The Hospital Over Their Man (video) by Joystic: 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2022
The wife is the one holding on dearly to that handful of hair

Now the person recording and the people watching, the patients and their visitors, the nurse, her patient along with his wife and side chick are all mad.

PS: Someone explain how to embed a youtibe video on nairaland
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Joystic: 10:09am On Sep 17, 2022
Tyga100:
Do you know how this thread started?

Is it your illiteracy?

Sit there and be observing mr normal person, but allow the madd people to post their ticket in peace. Better still, you can open your thread and be posting screenshots only.
Just answer the damn question old fool. Do you enjoy scrolling these pages or not?
This thread is strictly for booking codes and you need to open another one for pfp.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Joystic: 9:43am On Sep 17, 2022
I observed that we have far too many illiterates on this forum. How do you feel okay posting such lengthy epistles in the name of pfp tickets... And whatever happened to screenshots?
You guys are so disorganized with these your pfp posts. Tell me if you enjoy scrolling these pages.. Mad people.
RomanceRe: I'm In A Very Dangerous Situation Right Now by Joystic(op): 10:37pm On Sep 12, 2022
Lonestar124:
What is kuntus cheesy
Its hoarded palliative bro
RomanceI'm In A Very Dangerous Situation Right Now by Joystic(op): 8:50pm On Sep 12, 2022
There's this milf next door that always cooks for me on a daily basis. I just finished enjoying one of her delicacies.
But the problem is she has sworn never to spread that kuntus.
I'm really scared for my life because I don't know if she's a jezebel.
I give her 2 weeks max then tell her to go because I can't trust her.
RomanceRe: I'm Craving Thick, Fat Nipples by Joystic(op): 5:29pm On Sep 12, 2022
Marshallgee:
Wahala for who never see Big Nipple the ember months
Bro, I'm going to nearly chew off her nipples without one single teeth touching them.
RomanceI'm Craving Thick, Fat Nipples by Joystic(op): 5:05pm On Sep 12, 2022
I'm really craving some thick, fat, chewy nipples. Not the black salty ones o, but that pink and thick strawberry nipples.

There's this new fair chubby lady in my street, I can tell she's got it. I give her two weeks max and I will suck those fat nipples.
PhonesRe: Guys What Does This Mean On An Iphone And How Can It Be Removed? by Joystic: 6:58am On Jul 05, 2022
mrvocalprowess:
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Hmmm. Thank you, fes press that reset button.. No worry na only settings e go affect. The spyware go delete truss me
RomanceRe: "God Dey Enjoy” – Man Says As He Shows Off His Beautiful Sister Who Is A Nun by Joystic: 12:13am On Jul 05, 2022
Thank God she's in a convent. Only the Holy Spirit can impregnate her there, so shes very safe.
PhonesRe: Guys What Does This Mean On An Iphone And How Can It Be Removed? by Joystic: 11:55pm On Jul 04, 2022
Enter factory reset inside settings I want to check something.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Fulani Terrorist Who Wants To Burn A Church Was Burnt To Ashes by Joystic: 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2022
Any eye for an eye. Seems only fair!
HealthRe: Natural Solution To Hair Loss, Stunted Growth, Dandruff, Itchy Scalp Etc (pics) by Joystic: 7:03pm On Jul 04, 2022
Ishilove:
Later they will come online to bodyshame women, meanwhile they are carrying airport runway on their head.
Shetup, like it's not your younger sister's mate that's lovingly married to Ned Nwoko.

You can run along now, go play.
HealthRe: Natural Solution To Hair Loss, Stunted Growth, Dandruff, Itchy Scalp Etc (pics) by Joystic: 6:59pm On Jul 04, 2022
Peter Obi is bald. I'm not voting him again.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Joystic: 5:14pm On Jul 03, 2022
Verywickedman/goat does it for me..
His comments tho..
Christianity EtcRe: What Happened The Day I Said "Goodbye" To The World And "Welcome" To Jesus by Joystic: 10:58am On Jul 03, 2022
@jesusjnr2020
Why not tell us what the pastor said that touched your heart and brought about the change..
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Joystic: 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2022
CuteEmma:
And you just had to be rude to make a point about being rude undecided funny man
Violence only begets violence.. nothing short of that would suffice. Thank you.
EducationRe: If You Did This In Secondary School, Nobody Will Forget You. by Joystic: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2022
E be like you bin no learn that format of wearing double shorts inside..
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Joystic: 2:12pm On Jul 02, 2022
BoredBerry:
An adult who behaves like a kid is a fool... He's had years to learn, at this point he's irredeemable... Even a teenager wouldn't act this way... undecided

And the women who stabbed the men who turned them down, were they being childish too? Should we give them some space and time to 'grow'? undecided

What he did is a crime... God knows he could have hurt the woman...

Imagine you go to a bar... A girl tries to talk to you... You turn her down cause she's not your type... She goes out and wrecks your car... Would you think it's understandable? And she's probable in her late 20s / thirties... Maybe forty something... undecided
Are you dumb? He did not wreck the car but poured shits on it... which was very well deserved.

I know how mannerless girls like you, disrespect men in the name of rejection.

Men would never do such even if they're not interested in a lady who approaches them.
It's called maturity, something which your ilks are bereft of.
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Joystic: 2:05pm On Jul 02, 2022
metaluterus:
The guy's unhappy. Obviously for guys, they feel they can't really break down and cry, so sad it's out of the question.
Some guys just can't deal with getting rejected because they expected to get a yes, and they know they just lost all hope of getting to be with their (current) dream girl, so they get mad. Other guys just play it off or accept it and get over it, like everyone should. Usually guys who get mad don't have good personalities and are self-centered or self-entitled, so it's probably a good thing you reject them
Shut up. How many rejections have you dealt with in your life? If you have the guts ask out the first guy you find cute when next you go out. Useless appendage like you...
PoliticsRe: "The Best Advice I Ever Got In Anambra State Was From A Mad Man" - Peter Obi by Joystic: 8:31am On Jul 02, 2022
The full video is in the second link for anyone who cares to know the truth.

Obi is simply speaking against discrimination of mentally disabled people.

People should listen and learn from this man, everything is not about sharing rice and omo.
CelebritiesFunke Akindele’s Stepson, Benito, Reacts To Father’s Failed Marriage by Joystic(op): 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2022
Benito, Funke Akindele’s stepson, who dropped a bombshell in May 2022, during an Instagram live that had Nigeria’s Twitter buzzing has reacted to the crash of his father’s marriage with Funke Akindele

Benito had alleged that during their six-year marriage, Funke Akindele and her father, JJC Skillz, were both adulterous.

When asked if Funke Akindele and JJC Skillz were still together, he responded “Funke Akindele and my dad both cheated on each other. They are not really together.”

"However, JJC Skills took to his Instagram page to confirm that he and Funke has separated noting that things were now beyond repair.
Happy Father’s Day darling!!! Thank you so much for being a wonderful and caring father. We love you God bless you more Baba Ibeji of life!” she wrote at the time.

Taking to the comment section of the post to react, JJC reacted with: “Awwwww thank you darling, God bless and protect us #familyfirst #thebellos."

Despite Funke and her husband JJC Skillz trying to mend fences and give the public the impression that all was well in their marriage, her stepson Benito was always coming out to truncate their efforts by revealing more stunning and brazen dirty details of the celebrity couples.

Benito who was obviously excited to hear the news of his father’s split with Funke, wrote on his Instagram story “I spoke the truth mehn.”
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/funke-akindeles-stepson-benito-reacts-to-fathers-failed-marriage-with-actress/

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