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CrimeRe: Wife & S!de Chick F!ght Dirty And N@k€d In The Hospital Over Their Man (video) by Joystic: 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2022
The wife is the one holding on dearly to that handful of hair

Now the person recording and the people watching, the patients and their visitors, the nurse, her patient along with his wife and side chick are all mad.

PS: Someone explain how to embed a youtibe video on nairaland
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Joystic: 10:09am On Sep 17, 2022
Tyga100:
Do you know how this thread started?

Is it your illiteracy?

Sit there and be observing mr normal person, but allow the madd people to post their ticket in peace. Better still, you can open your thread and be posting screenshots only.
Just answer the damn question old fool. Do you enjoy scrolling these pages or not?
This thread is strictly for booking codes and you need to open another one for pfp.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Joystic: 9:43am On Sep 17, 2022
I observed that we have far too many illiterates on this forum. How do you feel okay posting such lengthy epistles in the name of pfp tickets... And whatever happened to screenshots?
You guys are so disorganized with these your pfp posts. Tell me if you enjoy scrolling these pages.. Mad people.
RomanceRe: I'm In A Very Dangerous Situation Right Now by Joystic(op): 10:37pm On Sep 12, 2022
Lonestar124:
What is kuntus cheesy
Its hoarded palliative bro
RomanceI'm In A Very Dangerous Situation Right Now by Joystic(op): 8:50pm On Sep 12, 2022
There's this milf next door that always cooks for me on a daily basis. I just finished enjoying one of her delicacies.
But the problem is she has sworn never to spread that kuntus.
I'm really scared for my life because I don't know if she's a jezebel.
I give her 2 weeks max then tell her to go because I can't trust her.
RomanceRe: I'm Craving Thick, Fat Nipples by Joystic(op): 5:29pm On Sep 12, 2022
Marshallgee:
Wahala for who never see Big Nipple the ember months
Bro, I'm going to nearly chew off her nipples without one single teeth touching them.
RomanceI'm Craving Thick, Fat Nipples by Joystic(op): 5:05pm On Sep 12, 2022
I'm really craving some thick, fat, chewy nipples. Not the black salty ones o, but that pink and thick strawberry nipples.

There's this new fair chubby lady in my street, I can tell she's got it. I give her two weeks max and I will suck those fat nipples.
PhonesRe: Guys What Does This Mean On An Iphone And How Can It Be Removed? by Joystic: 6:58am On Jul 05, 2022
mrvocalprowess:
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Hmmm. Thank you, fes press that reset button.. No worry na only settings e go affect. The spyware go delete truss me
RomanceRe: "God Dey Enjoy” – Man Says As He Shows Off His Beautiful Sister Who Is A Nun by Joystic: 12:13am On Jul 05, 2022
Thank God she's in a convent. Only the Holy Spirit can impregnate her there, so shes very safe.
PhonesRe: Guys What Does This Mean On An Iphone And How Can It Be Removed? by Joystic: 11:55pm On Jul 04, 2022
Enter factory reset inside settings I want to check something.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Fulani Terrorist Who Wants To Burn A Church Was Burnt To Ashes by Joystic: 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2022
Any eye for an eye. Seems only fair!
HealthRe: Natural Solution To Hair Loss, Stunted Growth, Dandruff, Itchy Scalp Etc (pics) by Joystic: 7:03pm On Jul 04, 2022
Ishilove:
Later they will come online to bodyshame women, meanwhile they are carrying airport runway on their head.
Shetup, like it's not your younger sister's mate that's lovingly married to Ned Nwoko.

You can run along now, go play.
HealthRe: Natural Solution To Hair Loss, Stunted Growth, Dandruff, Itchy Scalp Etc (pics) by Joystic: 6:59pm On Jul 04, 2022
Peter Obi is bald. I'm not voting him again.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by Joystic: 5:14pm On Jul 03, 2022
Verywickedman/goat does it for me..
His comments tho..
Christianity EtcRe: What Happened The Day I Said "Goodbye" To The World And "Welcome" To Jesus by Joystic: 10:58am On Jul 03, 2022
@jesusjnr2020
Why not tell us what the pastor said that touched your heart and brought about the change..
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Joystic: 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2022
CuteEmma:
And you just had to be rude to make a point about being rude undecided funny man
Violence only begets violence.. nothing short of that would suffice. Thank you.
EducationRe: If You Did This In Secondary School, Nobody Will Forget You. by Joystic: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2022
E be like you bin no learn that format of wearing double shorts inside..
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Joystic: 2:12pm On Jul 02, 2022
BoredBerry:
An adult who behaves like a kid is a fool... He's had years to learn, at this point he's irredeemable... Even a teenager wouldn't act this way... undecided

And the women who stabbed the men who turned them down, were they being childish too? Should we give them some space and time to 'grow'? undecided

What he did is a crime... God knows he could have hurt the woman...

Imagine you go to a bar... A girl tries to talk to you... You turn her down cause she's not your type... She goes out and wrecks your car... Would you think it's understandable? And she's probable in her late 20s / thirties... Maybe forty something... undecided
Are you dumb? He did not wreck the car but poured shits on it... which was very well deserved.

I know how mannerless girls like you, disrespect men in the name of rejection.

Men would never do such even if they're not interested in a lady who approaches them.
It's called maturity, something which your ilks are bereft of.
RomanceRe: Man Disfigured A Lady's Car For Rejecting His Advances by Joystic: 2:05pm On Jul 02, 2022
metaluterus:
The guy's unhappy. Obviously for guys, they feel they can't really break down and cry, so sad it's out of the question.
Some guys just can't deal with getting rejected because they expected to get a yes, and they know they just lost all hope of getting to be with their (current) dream girl, so they get mad. Other guys just play it off or accept it and get over it, like everyone should. Usually guys who get mad don't have good personalities and are self-centered or self-entitled, so it's probably a good thing you reject them
Shut up. How many rejections have you dealt with in your life? If you have the guts ask out the first guy you find cute when next you go out. Useless appendage like you...
PoliticsRe: "The Best Advice I Ever Got In Anambra State Was From A Mad Man" - Peter Obi by Joystic: 8:31am On Jul 02, 2022
The full video is in the second link for anyone who cares to know the truth.

Obi is simply speaking against discrimination of mentally disabled people.

People should listen and learn from this man, everything is not about sharing rice and omo.
CelebritiesFunke Akindele’s Stepson, Benito, Reacts To Father’s Failed Marriage by Joystic(op): 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2022
Benito, Funke Akindele’s stepson, who dropped a bombshell in May 2022, during an Instagram live that had Nigeria’s Twitter buzzing has reacted to the crash of his father’s marriage with Funke Akindele

Benito had alleged that during their six-year marriage, Funke Akindele and her father, JJC Skillz, were both adulterous.

When asked if Funke Akindele and JJC Skillz were still together, he responded “Funke Akindele and my dad both cheated on each other. They are not really together.”

"However, JJC Skills took to his Instagram page to confirm that he and Funke has separated noting that things were now beyond repair.
Happy Father’s Day darling!!! Thank you so much for being a wonderful and caring father. We love you God bless you more Baba Ibeji of life!” she wrote at the time.

Taking to the comment section of the post to react, JJC reacted with: “Awwwww thank you darling, God bless and protect us #familyfirst #thebellos."

Despite Funke and her husband JJC Skillz trying to mend fences and give the public the impression that all was well in their marriage, her stepson Benito was always coming out to truncate their efforts by revealing more stunning and brazen dirty details of the celebrity couples.

Benito who was obviously excited to hear the news of his father’s split with Funke, wrote on his Instagram story “I spoke the truth mehn.”
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/funke-akindeles-stepson-benito-reacts-to-fathers-failed-marriage-with-actress/
RomanceRe: 21-year-old Woman Celebrates Being A Virgin by Joystic: 6:38pm On Jul 01, 2022
Lies from the pit of hell. We should be discussing at what age she lost her body count not this trash!
RomanceRe: Do You Feel It When Your Man Is About To Cum by Joystic:
One thing has always baffled me.

I once met a single mother and I was curious about how she found herself in such an unfortunate situation. She was young, and during our discussion, she claimed she never knew she was pregnant until a day to her delivery. I was like WTF!

Are girls this dumb? You couldn't even tell if he came inside you or not... yet you couldn't ask him. Even a virgin has no right to be this careless and stupid.

I know their usual excuse of 'what about the guy,.. why didn't he say something?' Okay na, don't worry he will even carry the pregnancy for you.
PhonesRe: The Tesla Pi Phones From Elon Musk Could Dethrone Apple’s Iphones by Joystic: 5:12pm On Jul 01, 2022
Bignuell:
Na who go come donate brain be the problem now. Shey you go donate grin
I no well o. Na kolomental I dey so.
As long as e no affect me sha I no mind donate.. for the love of science.
RomanceRe: I Know I Was Manipulative But What Do You Guys Think?.(photos) by Joystic: 8:08am On Jul 01, 2022
All I see here are two horrny young adults
You guys should find the next available room.
PhonesRe: The Tesla Pi Phones From Elon Musk Could Dethrone Apple’s Iphones by Joystic: 7:55am On Jul 01, 2022
strangest:
If it's not chip implant... I don't want... I want to be here when the future finally comes... I want to stretch my arm and my digital interface will be projected from my arm where I can key in digitis... Till then
Don't you think it will look absurd people walking around waving their hands in the air..

It would've made more sense if the whole process was controlled by the brain.
PhonesRe: Get A Life!! Man Who Invented Mobile Phone Tells Phone Addicts by Joystic:
As long as you're socializing, making money or acquiring knowledge, nothing wrong with being on your smartphone for hours.

Even entertainment too is not left out.

But understand that that small time you're not on your phone is all you have to build on relationships with loved ones.
Crazy!
PhonesRe: Get A Life!! Man Who Invented Mobile Phone Tells Phone Addicts by Joystic: 7:41am On Jul 01, 2022
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PoliticsWho Deserves To Be The Next President Of Nigeria? by Joystic(op): 10:14pm On Jun 30, 2022
Who Deserves To Be The Next President Of Nigeria?

The simple truth is...

I don't care! All I'm here to tell you is this...

We are giving Nigeria one more chance to get it right. To loosen herself from the shackles of gworo chewers and drug dealers, bloodthirsty murderers and organ harvesters, sicklers and intensive unit patients, insatiable thieves and looters, uneducated and dropouts, corrupt and bribe-loving animals.

Don't take the varying sentiments contained on social media to heart... Mark my words, Nigeria can never survive another misrule.

The goal is for a true patriot to ascend the throne and nothing short of that will suffice.

So to those ringing the alarm bells and declaring their candidates, ready to fight tooth and nail - then let it be clear... this is not a war against Christians and Muslim, nor is it an ethnic war. It is a war between retrogressiveness and progressiveness. It is a war between the old ways and the modern ways. It is a war between stone age and civilisation. It is a war between a frail and analogue society and a vibrant and digital community.

Do not be deceived to think otherwise.

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