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Romance › Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by jpphilips(m): 2:57pm On Jun 27, 2008
out of the corner of my eye i always see her looking at me
-and when i turn around to look at her she smiles at me
she always seems to be really friendly towards me even though shes a nice person in general

answer;

it may be that u have a long, funny ,dry face that most times she wonders;
"lord God, wot kind of creature has thou made?"

when i wear a hat or something to school she asks to wear it (which actually now that i think about it so do a lot of girls)

Answer:

maybe she has a big head that only ur hat can fit her or perhaps
she has dandruff and wants to share with u



sometimes i see two of her friends tring to drag her over to me



Answer:

maybe she farts in public and her friends becomes apprehensive of her
presence



during a math or other test we were sitting right accross from each other and i was stuck and i was looking at her and then she look up from her paper directly at me and smiled and look back at her test
reasons she probably doesnt like me



answer:

maybe uve alwayz given her the Prof chike obi impression so she smiles
in envy of ur success



often when im standing near her she moves



Answer:


you have a body odour ,wot do u expect?






one friend of hers really dislikes me so she'll probably get a bad impression of me

if she did like me i would expect her to act shy around me but she acts pretty normal



Answer:


ur lifestyle is pathetic, so wot other consolation prise do u wish.

my guy wake up 2 your social responsibilities
the young chick is PROTECTING HERSELF
Romance › Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jpphilips(m): 2:19pm On Jun 27, 2008
know ye that u attract ur type of pple
cos i cant remember eva chyking a deeper lifer
if these re the qualities of men u attract then, ur either
OSAMA BIN LADEN or MONICA LEWINSKY
or pehaps Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
gud luck  grin
Romance › Re: A BRAND NEW ME by jpphilips(m): 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2008
youngmayor
i know ur the mayor of washington DC
celebrity, michael jackson, she dey beg u make u come take her long kept thing and u they form tom cruise
like say u no know how much pussy be 4 CASABLANCA
dey there make one sharp okada man wey carry 12" masqurade comot sleep 4 ur eye.
d way im looking at u, u wont see the end of ur destiny if at this ATIMA u still dey do 419
with bad English, which mugu wan fall?
Romance › Re: Hey! Women What Do You Think About Virgin Guys? by jpphilips(m): 11:54am On Jun 27, 2008
A man is born born with a whole lot of seeds
he starts throwing @ puberty in the name of
WET DREAMS
he throws @ adolesence in the name of
MASTURBATION
he has always had erections from the uterus

so tell me? re they really virgins or re they
weaklings that fail to face their basic social responsibility?
or is there s*x where a man dont come
Romance › Re: I Saw Them Making Out In The Office ! See Details Here by jpphilips(m): 11:17am On Jun 27, 2008
Efosa, dont u know how much online pornography cost?
u had a free one nd ur making much ado out of nothing, abeg free
us
only God knows wether u go there go collect doggy style come here dey
fool ur papa.
u get time oo!!
dont worry redundancy will catch up with u in dat ur office
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Can U Really Ascertain Someone's Personality By What He/she Posts? by jpphilips(m): 11:00am On Jun 27, 2008
wot a boring topic
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: . by jpphilips(m): 10:42am On Jun 27, 2008
daviz, in no time the goverment will start collecting
taxes from under bridge crashers, nd u know, an under bridge fiancee aint attractive.
Romance › Re: Knocked Up! by jpphilips(m): 4:27pm On Jun 26, 2008
The journey from the "dick" to the "pussy" is a pleasurable but a risky one.
Religion is "sentiment"
morale is "sentiment"
desency is "sentiment"
Responsibility is a "fantasy"
you lost it all immediately you opened your legs,
if dont' want to reap the fruit of evil, "flee from the devils' vine yard"
men and women should learn to do things that are absolutely necessary.[color=#000099][/color]
Family › Re: Husband In Nite Clubs/discos by jpphilips(m): 3:48pm On Jun 25, 2008
Husband In Nite Clubs/discos
« on: May 27, 2008, 07:17 PM » 

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Hi all, I'm just wondering is it quite normal in your own culture for your husband to attend the above without you?

This does not apply to me but I see this with others sometimes.  I personally cannot and wont allow it and it has never been requested from me either.  Are you of the same view? like whether you trust your partner or not, these places are no good for married men as they are easily tempted.

So, lets say your husband falls in the door at 4.00am and you had been ringing his phone through the night and he doesnt answer and switches it off like. I know one person who doesnt even bother to call her husband, she just prays and goes to bed. He comes in at anytime, no questions asked. Is this normal?

 

i really dont understand y most nigerians think that marriage is a bondage of some sort,
wot re we not saying; this is a young man that has had his socials  from the word go
just the fact that he is married doesnt erase that fact.
first ;let me start with the men;
as far as infidelity is concerned my dear is obnoxious,
woteva motive anyone thinks abt nite clubs is d persons buisness cos i dont see anyoda place i can be attuned to the newest, loud hits nd discuss buisness if not there,
THEN D LADIES;
the samE u that tell us " this ur friend is a womaniser or d other, i simply do not want to c him anywherwe around my home or family" and we will gladly respect u and meet with him @ the club, the same man dat gives ur husband all the contracts dat keep food on the table.
how more hopeless can u pple describe men;
they can never put their thing in their pants, dey must be like dat,
if  ur husband is like dat then u have a little work 2 do.
from your tonacity, i percieve insecurity in your marriage but as far as im concerned, insecurity from an adult aint attractive,
where did the "sexiness" go after marriage, the smart looks, the daily pedicure and manicure,
those things that make him look into ur eyez and say "ur beautiful"
where re the slim fit, shapy, flat tommy
all of them re gone so y dont u think dat some attitudes will go?
u have failed to live up to ur responsibility as a wife nd ur here complaining
wots is d difference btw u and the girl next door?
why re the unmarried a threat?
if ur a  good company, he should be missn u and will be @ ur door 20 mins after close of work.your just looking for reasons to justify ur inadequacies
take dis advice
""your husband is ur man not your pet or toy" if u need something 2 play with fetch a "Love Machine" or a "teddy"
Romance › Re: How To Woo A Man? by jpphilips(m): 3:35pm On Jun 24, 2008
do u really need to go thru all those protocols?
look at it this way, wot if he knows wot ur doing like i will?
does it mean dat every man is anti-honesty,
so y cant u say d truth about what u feel for him and explain with good reasons of course
good enough to carry your courage , the bottom line is some gents appreciate a little HONESTY

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