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When God/Jesus kicks out Satan from Heaven, Satan Descended to Africa, from Africa. She was en-route to Hell fire. (That's why Satan is black) When Satan was in heaven She was Oyibo woman color.

Notice: Hell Fire is close to Africa. Christians in Africa, Please keeping praying, so that God/Jesus will forgive Satan and close hell fire. Amen.

GBENGA_bonetalk:
The problem most of us are having is that, we don't know the God we are serving, we think that going to church is just a waste of time or resources which is not, those that are worshiping(in spirit) and that really knows the God that are serving will never think or say what u guys are saying. The bottom line is that all of us must know that we are serving the Almighty God and those that must worship Him must worship Him in spirit coz he's in Spirit, and stop calling His name in vain or to commit evil.

Which God did you know you are serving? Did you even know how to serve God? Who told you been a Christian is the way to serve God?

You Christians talk as if things are working out well in Nigeria, by saying it would have been worst, if not for prayers, why not prayer make it good?

Pastors are just using u people to make money.

Christianity is a big problem, Better say Christianity, when Christian people reply, they will tell you Christianity is not a religion.

@kodewrita  I am a freethinker, Been a member of RCCG, does not automatically mean I must believe everything they teach me.

For example last Sunday Somewhere in Ilupeju, During offering time, Our Pastor says how can you invest 1000 naira in a business and expect 1million naira. U will need to give God a beautiful offering to receive more blessing,  I disagree.

In Taman Cougnaught Cheras Malaysia, RCCG pastor encourage scammers, and even tell them Jacob is a scammer.

The only Good RCCG pastor, I have come across is Pastor Nath in Dongpu Guangzhou China, He is trying to be Real. Thou the Igbo greedy men that surround that RCCG Church and Dickens, Evangelist are greedy, they always fight over Church Money, ( who will use it to export goods to Nigeria) Turn by Turn.

aribisala0:
if i am not mistaken this thread is advocating a sort of amnesty for satan and his other militants.HMM

Yes sir, If God/Jesus can forgive we human being, that Steal, fornicate, kill people, He must be able to forgive Satan, and I believe if we all pray to God to forgive Satan, he will listen, because he told us to call on him, that he will be with us, we should ask, that is will be giving to us. seek and you shall find.

Is for our good that Satan will be forgiven.

Amen somebody!!!!! Halleluyah!!!! Amen!!!! Amen!!!! Offering time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blessing time!!!!!

Please give unto the lord a wonderful offering, the more you give, the more u r bless. how can you invest 1000 naira in a business and expect 1million naira. U will need to give God/Jesus a beautiful offering to receive more money, Amen somebody, I need Dbanj in my church to lead the Chorus.

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^for one thing, satan hasn't even started his term in hell fire.
There are conditions for forgiveness, repentance is one. Take advantage of the fact that YOU can have forgiveness, and stop taking panadol for devil's headache. The devil has nothing on a child of God, he's easily overcome through Christ Jesus.

Men your heart strong oooo, so you don't want Satan to be forgiven? See your feeling is like I have already make heaven as a Christian, If you like join me, if you like perish, that's ur own palava.

I am preaching this MSG, so that we all as a human being will make heaven. As far as God allow Satan in hell fire, automatically only 10% of the world population or less will make heaven. which i think is not Good enough.

Let's try to save Satan, so that will all will make heaven, please carry your brother along to heaven, because the bible says it.

@kodewrita I am not an atheist. I am born into a catholic family, even my uncle is a Bishop. I am presently a member of RCCG, Tuesday we learn digging deep in our Church Branch office. & Thursday they teach us something more. Sunday we go to Church, Our RCCG fasting period is different from the catholic 40days fasting period.

And @ the same time, I am a freethinker. I believe there is God, but how God works is something, I feel no man on earth can explain.

God should forgive Satan.

GBENGA_bonetalk:
@poweredcom, whosoever argue with you is also brutish like you! I pray that you know the TRUTH and for the TRUTH to set u free from this heavy bondage of lack of wisdom that u are in, before it is too late for you!

Shut up, black/African fool, The bible is a fraud.

What I don't understand is how in the world can't people see that the purpose of the website Vigilant citizen is to interpret occult symbolism from a Christian point of view and demonize it all. It is MAINTAINED by a Christian for crying out loud! On his website he does say that his website is not "Christian", but this is a lie that is proven by his interpretations of various symbols. Someone who says a snake is a representation of Satan is an obvious Christian with a Christian mindset and thus cannot do interpretations of symbols without being HIGHLY biased.

Lack of knowledge is behind this belief in nonsense and knowing how lazy most people sadly are. What irks me the most is how he is turning positive symbols in to satanic nonsense.

Foolish Africans will believe this nonsense.

Loads of rubbish. Africans will believe this easily.

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God has already JUDGED satan. The devil's only waiting to start his term in hell. Man has not been judged but will be judged at the great white throne by God Jesus. That's why man's still got a chance to escape eternal judgement, and opt for eternal life and reward instead.

He is the Merciful God/Jesus, he can still reverse his Judgment.It is because of the suffering Satan is facing in hell fire, that is why he is pulling and deceiving more human beings to join him in hell fire.

And God/Jesus even allow Satan to go with some of the powers to hell fire, why not withdraw those powers, so that human being can be saved.

Amen Somebody!!!!!!!

I will be expecting your offering and tithe, you know what? If we can give more money to God/Jesus, he will forgive Satan and blesses you immediately.

All this suffering you Christians are passing through is because Satan exists. Let's give more money to God/Jesus so that he will forgive Satan and blesses us.

Listen, give with all your heart. Your 10% must be given to me, to eat on behalf of God/Jesus. Your 10% belongs to me on behalf of God/Jesus.

Don't disobey God/Jesus commandment, or else he will not forgive Satan, and make you join Satan.

Let this be our prayer point,

God/Jesus forgive Satan, have mercy on Satan, We want to make this world a new Heaven, please bring back Satan to Heaven, so that there will be love, peace, happiness in this world, we believe you can do it, you are the God of possibilities. Amen

Christians I urge you guys to pray this prayer to God/Jesus, I believe is the only way for peace, love and happiness to be in this world. May God continue to bless you as you say those prayer with me.

For prayer hot-line call: 080-SaveSatan.org
Or Email to savesatan@nairaland.com

God/Jesus Africa has faced the highest suffering from your dispute with Satan, From Slavery to poverty.

Christian Religion has dominated in Africa. Africans are praying everyday, but it seems you ignore Africans. We are only been compensated by the religious leader. That we have another life, after death,  how do we believe this? You have never shown us any proof. So there fore we want your dispute with Satan to be settled.

Chinese, Japanese, Koreans,  they do not believe in you Jesus, but you keep blessing them.  Africans praise your name in the morning afternoon and evening. You still decide to ignore us. God/Jesus is that unfair?

God/Jesus it seems you have been ignoring Africa as a continent. You visited this world 2000 year ago, why did you wait after 1800 years before your news of coming to the world came to Africa?

You have not been treating Africans fairly. You gave all the wisdom to the Jews and white people. Adam, Eve, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, are all Jews Even you Jesus is a Jew. Only Satan is painted black. In-fact no good person from the bible is an African.

satani22:
satan my master is not has power as the kristian god. they are miles apart and can not settle their fight

With God all things are possible. God has the power to settle there dispute. and Unite the world.

The suffering, hardship we are facing in this world is way too much, There has been dispute all over the world, because of Jesus/God dispute with Satan.

There is war every where, because of God/Jesus war with Satan.

We are pleading to you God/Jesus, if you are real and your bible story is real, we want you to save Satan 1st, b4 you could attempt to save us.

I request every christian to pray to God Jesus to Save Satan, Because I Believe once Satan is save we human being will be save.

God/Jesus should lead by example, show your love to Satan by forgiving Satan.

ondo_boi:
Am pretty sure the OP is high on smoked beans

Bro I am fine, I never smoke.

Let's believe in what each one of us want to believe without trying to impose our truth, We will have a peaceful life.

Christianity is a pathway to that wonderful spiritual feeling – the feeling that one is connected to a greater, grander world, a feeling of completeness and wholeness that is not even suspected until we discover it.

What is that feeling? A change in brain chemistry. It has nothing to do with Yahweh, Jesus, or Jupiter.  Drug users often have religious experiences or feelings.

God/Jesus should settle his dispute with Satan b4 preaching love as the greatest commandment.

Jesus should save Satan first before thinking of saving human beings, because he is merciful and peaceful, loving God.

After-all Satan is part of heaven, even an arch Angel. Why care about us been save, if you don't care about your Arch Angel, we are ordinary human beings, and we have

also disobey you the way Satan disobey you. But you claim you are having mercy on us, we want your mercy to be pass to the Satan.

why fight a war with an Arch Angel? why not calm the situation peacefully.   After defeating Satan, God/Jesus continues punishing Satan by sending Satan to hell fire to suffer.

This dispute has been existing even before  the world and Adam and eve was created, I think is time for them to settle there dispute, so that evil will be remove from this world.

God/Jesus please Forgive Satan and close hell fire.

Stupid Nonsense.

Is the girl Jews? cause is only Jews people God uses to talk to the world. Nonsense.

Just ask Jesus to come out from the moon, and talk to the world, they should believe in him, i think that will be easier than going through stress telling people about something dey are not sure of.

Don't be surprise  most of this positive reply about TB Joshua, Alias Man of Dog, is been posted by his Media Officer.

Do I have to eat hallucinogenic mushrooms to get the full effect of reading the book of John? I've read the Bible, cover to cover. I used to be a Sunday school teacher until I came to my senses that it's all nonsense. Sorry for you wasting your life on a fictional character.

Shut up,

@2buff Na poverty they make u fear,
While I believe in God, the Bible was made by men interpreting what they thought God expected – at their time in history and as they understood the world. That's why all religion is false. God exists but no man can know the mind of God – thus, all religions are man made and false.

If am against religion, am not against God.

We are Jealous of them.

@2buff Sharapp, U guys always talk as if u r God close friend or his partner. Since u don't know his Judgment , better stop talking, and tell ur Jews Jesus to shut up, he is not the even the way to heaven. For the male, heaven is Kitty-Cat. and Money. For the Female heaven is D.I.C.K. and money.

Religion is coming to an End.

@ poster I smell curry, are u Indian?

@ poster u are a M.U.M.U.

What makes you believe that any religious dogma represents what "god" thinks?

Here's a helpful quote from Nietzsche: "Religion is regarded by the common/poor people as true, by the wise/Rich as false, and by the rulers/president as useful".

by this false news,