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Celebrities / Re: Actress Tonto Dikeh Kissing Her Husband ( Adorable Photo) by jsleekk(m): 3:07pm On Nov 13, 2015
I don't see a kiss cry
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Posted Online About Broke Guys Toasting Her & The Reply She Got by jsleekk(m): 7:48pm On Nov 03, 2015
robinicule:
with her bald head...see head like 60 watt bulb
probably in her late 30's, en still shallow minded, no wori u go soon advertise yurself for marriage on OLX grin
Romance / Re: A Lady Posted This On Facebook (daring) -pix by jsleekk(m): 7:37pm On Nov 03, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, so are you telling me that she just lies there & waits for the orgasm to happen? That's like waiting for Santa to slide down the chimney at Christmas grin

I'm sorry but sex is a two-way street. If she's not reaching orgasm, something must be out of sync somewhere, probably at the spot where she's waiting for the orgasm to fall from the sky like manna cheesy A guy's ding dong is not some magic stick that delivers orgasms on contact(as much as some guys may foolishly think it is), you also have to take part in the process & make sure that you reach your destination as well. It's not all up to the guy. It takes two to tango. Such unbelievable naivety! Even a virgin like myself knows that an orgasm is not handed to you, you go get it! cool grin
abeg sumbody tell me if the definition of VIRGIn don change

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Music/Radio / Re: Top 20 Songs You Must Have On Your Playlist by jsleekk(m): 7:22pm On Nov 03, 2015
...I'd rather listen to my neighbour sing. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: ''the Corruption Of Eve''; Seyi Shay In Never Seen Before Photos by jsleekk(m): 7:17pm On Nov 03, 2015
Adam's sure having a cork grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Pics Of The Day: .Describe This Guy In One Word! by jsleekk(m): 7:25pm On Oct 27, 2015
Logical grin
Romance / Re: Guys what will you do? by jsleekk(m): 9:15pm On Oct 26, 2015
I tink itz cute,...only redifined cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Question Of The Day: Why Are We Scared Of The Dead? by jsleekk(m): 3:31pm On Oct 21, 2015
Imaging yur loved one hum yuv been cryin over waking up on d day of burial... :-/
Celebrities / Re: What Is Burna Boy Doing With Corazon Kwamboka? The Kenya Big B00ty Lady by jsleekk(m): 1:20pm On Oct 21, 2015
Shoki Dance class am guessing grin
Romance / Re: Things All Men Are Guilty Of So Please Ladies, Stop Complaining! by jsleekk(m): 12:44pm On Oct 21, 2015
Dude...huz ya role model again? :-/
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From Mo Abudu's Movie Premiere 'fifty' In London by jsleekk(m): 7:52pm On Oct 20, 2015
Daremee:

I think what is making Mo Abudu bleaching to be noticable is because she wear white dress. She for wear something that will hide her hand or to wear something like hand glove but as the hands are showing against the white background of her dress that is what is showing the black knuckles on her fingers which is making them to look dirty because of the bleaching has burn her skin. She need to see a good darmatologist for solution for a lady of her calibar.
...colour tv cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Bans Advertisememt On Her Instagram Page, Fans React by jsleekk(m): 7:50pm On Oct 20, 2015
Yaaaaaaa.....she is truly pregnant. cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Bans Advertisememt On Her Instagram Page, Fans React by jsleekk(m): 7:48pm On Oct 20, 2015
Fake bitch
Celebrities / Re: #throwback Nollywood Actor ( Ejike Asiegbu ) - Adorable Photo by jsleekk(m): 7:36pm On Oct 20, 2015
Orikinla:
Handsome guy from day one.
.....sumbody define handsome please undecided
Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates 81st Birthday Today! by jsleekk(m): 10:19pm On Oct 19, 2015
Sicozone:
81.... Happy birthday to a war hero.... Eighty-one is the square of 9 and the fourth power of 3. Like all powers of three, 81 is a perfect totient number . It is a heptagonal number and a centered octagonal number . It is also a tribonacci number , and an open meandric number . 81 is the ninth member of the Mian- Chowla sequence . In base 10, it is a Harshad number , and one of three non-trivial numbers (the other two are 1458 and 1729 ) which, when its digits are added together, produces a sum which, when multiplied by its reversed self, yields the original number: 8 + 1 = 9 9 × 9 = 81 (although this case is somewhat degenerate, as the sum has only a single digit). The inverse of 81 is 0.012345679 recurring, missing only the digit "8" from the complete set of digits. Just for you sir!
yu sure yu fine?
Phones / Re: This May Be The Most Expensive Phone You Will Ever See **pix** by jsleekk(m): 9:33pm On Oct 19, 2015
Hideous phone...am sure its only another version of nokia 3310
Crime / Re: Graphic Pics: Chinese Girl Cuts Off Ghana Guy’s Manhood In China by jsleekk(m): 9:42pm On Oct 17, 2015
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Crime / Re: Graphic Pics: Chinese Girl Cuts Off Ghana Guy’s Manhood In China by jsleekk(m): 9:42pm On Oct 17, 2015
grin;DHorror porn gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From Mo Abudu's Movie Premiere 'fifty' In London by jsleekk(m): 8:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
...I tink its a breach in common sense spending mobile data viewing bleached faces...next one plzz. ...
Romance / Re: What Cud Be The Reason Why Shes Always Doing This? by jsleekk(m): 11:05am On Oct 17, 2015
Guys, I seriously tink "PAPI WATER" is involved. grin
Romance / Re: Do I Deserve The Things She Said To Me For Touching Her Pant? by jsleekk(m): 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2015
Wat colour was it? grin
Romance / Re: Annie Teriba, Nigerian Lesbian In Oxford University Resigns After Rape Scandal by jsleekk(m): 9:52pm On Oct 16, 2015
saintkel:
mumu I tot she is frm d South West
. Remind me, wat planet r we in pls?

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Romance / Re: Annie Teriba, Nigerian Lesbian In Oxford University Resigns After Rape Scandal by jsleekk(m): 9:48pm On Oct 16, 2015
...Go and sin no more
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Shows Off New Blonde Look - Ladies Who Can Bet This? by jsleekk(m): 12:03am On Oct 16, 2015
The return of karashika
Romance / Re: SEX DURING Menstruation…..the Lies They Tell You Uncovered by jsleekk(m): 11:57pm On Oct 15, 2015
...satan punish you the chick has STD EARUS grin
Romance / Re: SEX DURING Menstruation…..the Lies They Tell You Uncovered by jsleekk(m): 11:57pm On Oct 15, 2015
...satan punish you the chick has STD EARUS grin...satan punish you the chick has STD EARUS
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Vs Chris Brown: Who Rocked The 'dashiki' Better by jsleekk(m): 11:44pm On Oct 15, 2015
Yu go like small stout o ma guy
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Vs Chris Brown: Who Rocked The 'dashiki' Better by jsleekk(m): 11:43pm On Oct 15, 2015
FarnTarhCoal:
It's Wizkid of course. These are my reasons: 1. The skin colour difference. - Black is Beautiful 2. Its more fitting on him. - Black is an Attitude 3. Its more indigenous to him as this is our very own. Our own culture.
And what looks better than Black? Black is the Best

#ProudlyNigerian #ProudlyAfrican
Celebrities / Re: Salawa Abeni And Nigerian Big Sheff Perform At Felabration Day 3 (Photos, Video) by jsleekk(m): 11:35pm On Oct 15, 2015
I wntd 2 see an artist, not a sumo wrestler...next pls.

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Weeps At Alamieyeseigha’s Family House (Photo) by jsleekk(m): 11:16pm On Oct 15, 2015
...Am sure she came to check if his manhood still lives.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Weeps At Alamieyeseigha’s Family House (Photo) by jsleekk(m): 11:16pm On Oct 15, 2015
...Am sure she came to check if his manhood still lives undecided..

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