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Religion / Re: "Fire From Above Burns Jacket Of A Man Who Doubted Zimbabwean Pastor" - Says ECG by JSoE(f): 9:51pm On Oct 10, 2016
Buharimustdie20:

If you Religitards haven't heard of laser technology, stop posting stupid trash,
JSoE ,just imagine

grin and to think I'd have believed this bullcrap when I was a gullible christain disturbs me a lot.
I just hope we'll all wake up and see religion as the scam it is soon enough. The world is moving forward, Africa is receding. We're running out of time.

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Religion / Re: Imagine There Is No Heaven or Hell. by JSoE(f): 4:06pm On Oct 10, 2016
Buharimustdie20:
To be frank,I get scared when theists say shit like this;(if there is no god to offend,I will be a killer,thief,liar,nymphomaniacs and commit all sorts of misbehaviors and crimes) which they commit, even in their state of perceived godliness and ask their imaginary gods for crimes they commit against other real human beings,without the fear of hell to put their weak-willed minds to submission and check,they will commit atrocities more than they do right now sef
Hmmm.........I fear theists that are only good because of their imaginary friend and his standards
JSoE come and see this

grin grin
I told you these imaginary friends-worshipping humans are unbelievable. You've seen for yourself grin

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Religion / Re: Question : The Man That Was With The Woman Caught In Adultery by JSoE(f): 11:18am On Oct 09, 2016
felixomor:


Hahaha,
u r as good as the person who said birth certificate is not complete because it doesnt state the brand of pampers the baby wore at birth.

I just pity u, i thot u found something substantial.
Just shift abeg.

grin Hehehe
Yes, the buybull is as complete as your birth certificate. Right?
Religion / Re: Question : The Man That Was With The Woman Caught In Adultery by JSoE(f): 11:01am On Oct 09, 2016
kabrud:
Meaning the bible is incomplete. grin
And felixomor was rambling on, on how complete the buybull is. Bros,come and see another evidence of 'completeness' grin Misogynist much?

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Properties / Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by JSoE(f): 8:50am On Oct 09, 2016
Rozaystunna:
shut up

grin Ngwa naa. You people will be the ones crying by the time we start dissuading other women from joining your selfish struggle by showing them your true colours.
You're screaming oppression in Nigeria but here you're oppressing another set of people.
I won't be surprised if y'all extend your wickedness to the south-south after getting your Bia..fra.
We're not going anywhere.
Nigeria till we die.
Amadioha punish you chauvinists.
Properties / Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by JSoE(f): 8:49am On Oct 09, 2016
Rozaystunna:
shut up

Ngwa naa. You people will be the ones crying by the time we start dissuading other women from joining your selfish struggle by showing them your true colours.
You're screaming oppression in Nigeria but here you're oppressing another set of people.
I won't be surprised if y'all extend your wickedness to the south-south after getting your Bia..fra.
We're not going anywhere.
Nigeria till we die.
Amadioha punish you chauvinists.

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Properties / Re: Supreme Court Upholds Right Of Female Child To Inherit Properties In Igboland by JSoE(f): 11:21pm On Oct 08, 2016
Young03:
whether they like it or not. traditionally a female can't inherit a land in Igbo land

aru!

Igbo land z not Bini where famales have rights to lands n houses


Igbo aju kwa

Osim gini? Is this how you people will run your Bia..fra? In fact, no more Bia..fra. Nigeria till we die.
This is how y'all will treat women in your male chauvinist-filled country, okwa ya?
Ara n'enwegi nne na nna gbachikwa unu nile ike.
Spits on his flat skull.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Tries To Be Jesus By Walking On Water. by JSoE(f): 7:58pm On Oct 08, 2016
But jeebus said his followers would do greater things than he did. What's going on?
It is either jeebus lied or someone else did the lying for him in the bible.
Religion / Re: Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby by JSoE(f): 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buharimustdie20:
next miracle after appearing on toast
grin I died grin grin

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Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 3:48pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buharimustdie20:

Ogaaaa,you have finally pulled out your last card,"OUT OF CONTEXT ",lol

Don't mind the dumbo. I just showed him how 'complete' the buybullcrap is and he screamed 'out of context' when he couldn't defend the facts.
He thought he was talking to a buybull novice.

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Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 3:21pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buharimustdie20:

Oga you are on point, bash Islam and Christians will happily join you, turn to them and they will start wailing, lol

You can imagine. This thread is originally to bash Muslims but when it went 360°,they started weeping.
Foolish christains

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Religion / Re: Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby by JSoE(f): 1:59pm On Oct 08, 2016
grin grin
Everyday, new stand up comedies from christains.
Lets see who's going to say her claim is false since it is very possible for rapist jesus to knock up little girls without their consent.
Uncle Buharimustdie20 come and see, another saviour is coming to die for you.

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Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 11:18am On Oct 08, 2016
felixomor:



When u finish quoting the bible out of context, I am waiting for u to tell me the more complete book.
*Yawn* undecided

grin grin grin
I have told you there's no other book as complete as the buybull which I didn't quote in the first place.

I just showed you how complete it is,Prof.
You're the greatest professor of our generation and your book of study is 'complete'. How can I possibly fault your claim?

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Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 11:04am On Oct 08, 2016
felixomor:


So u couldnt name any more complete book than the bible ba?
U see how u messed up?
grin
When u find.
I will be waiting for u, call me
grin

Yea,you're right. There's no other book more complete than your buybull.

The buybull is fully 'complete' with a lotta cruel setups(Adam and Abraham), racism, unwarranted murders(eg Uzzah), blood/human sacrifices(Jephthah's daughter), misogyny, favouritism, hatred, discriminations(Lepers), threats of eternal damnation,you name it.

Which encyclopaedia/science/arts and humanities text could be more complete than an ancient book authoured by illiterate goatherders which says nothing in condemnation of rape but has a whole pile of bullcrap on how you shouldn't call the name of some shi.tty deity whose head has been stuck up in the clouds for ages in vain?

I know,right? grin

The buybull is the only complete book which tries to show you how logical and rational it is for a supposedly omnipotent god to have sent himself to die just to appease himself for the problem he had forknowledge of but went ahead to create them by himself. Yea, there is nothing fishy about the setup of Adam and the rib-being.

Professor Dickens, you're right. We should all read and follow the examples from the holy complete book irrespective of the fact that it hurts another person, animals, the environment. We should all make sure that we seduce someone else's spouse, kill the person and ask god for forgiveness. We should also stop wearing clothes of mixed fabrics. We should all make sure our daughters' rapists marry them. Yes before I forget, we need to start enslaving people making sure we beat them in a way that they'll be able to get up in the next three days.

More massage to your ego, prof.

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Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:

Abeg, go n sitdown. U nor know anything. When u can mention one book more complete than the bible come and call me.
#yeyedeysmell
Are you tired? grin Professor Dickens. Bye,tough guy
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 6:42pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


Instead of u to say u cant fathom anything that exists outside time space and matter, u r advertizing ur ignorance by labelling paradox.

Why dont u pause and ask urself when time began?
Or u think time didnt have a starting point?

Well, like I said the info I got from your 'religious book of time' seemed very much like something outta children's storybook.
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 5:53pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


He is the nothing and he is the everything.
I know,right?
What a paradox?
I love facts that render themselves null and void by themselves without much ado.

felixomor:


Plesse assignment for u, go and study the origin of time.
cool

Funny thing the one I studied in your bible seemed like something outta children's book of folklores.

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Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


While u r in the atheist pandorra box where the universe originated from zero point nothing.
Clap for urself, wise one
cool

And your goofy deity came outta nothing,right?
A round of applause grin
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


While u r in the atheist pandorra box where the universe originated from zero point nothing.
Clap for urself, wise one
cool

And your goofy deity came outta nothing,right?
A round of applause.
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 4:19pm On Oct 07, 2016
Smallville10:
hahahahaha. Mohammed die with konji... Case close

Either ways, you're still at the losing end.
Both Jesus and Moh'd are big jokes.
Two big religious shite-boxes.
Case closed.
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 2:25pm On Oct 07, 2016
Smallville10:
ok i'm done... Tell me abt mental slavery

You mean how you and your parents and your grandparents and your ... came to believe that hebrew fairytale written by illiterate ancient goatherders is the real deal?
I'd be glad to inform you. Just say when.
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 2:07pm On Oct 07, 2016
Smallville10:
smh... Give your life to Jesus and emancipate urself from mental slavery

When you're done believing that a 5'3" male

hebrew who is portrayed to be a caucasian

with blue eyes and long brown hair from Israel a country that

doesn't even make up 1% of the world's

population died for you in Nigeria which is

about 6,363.5 km away (95 hours journey on foot) , we'd talk of who is mentally enslaved.

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Religion / Re: 9 Big Things We Get Wrong When Talking To Atheists About God by JSoE(f): 10:59am On Oct 07, 2016
Iseoluwani:




Do you think they creation of the world Just happened though the formation of atoms n particles. I tell you a greater power is the brain behind this creation n that's God


I intend not to argue with your atheists family simply because you would drag me to your level

Not ready 4 that

Ascribing the unknown to a supernatural cause doesn't get you anywhere.
People used to believe that lightening, drought,famine was a sign of the anger of supernatural beings.

You don't believe that, do you?

Maybe, just maybe if humans started paying more attention to the earth and trying to how we got here the way some of us were able to pay attention to lightening and not concluding it is the work of one dumb diety in a virtual city in the sky, we'd discover whatdunit and how.

A society that is full of conformists doesn't make progress. You're a Nigerian. You should know what I'm saying.
Religion / Re: 9 Big Things We Get Wrong When Talking To Atheists About God by JSoE(f): 10:28am On Oct 07, 2016
Iseoluwani:




You are quick at disproving the existence of God. Just because of self delusion. You hate him because you don't know him

Your wisdom is crafty, you acquired it because you want to disprove God

1cor 1:20
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

Lmao grin
Who hates an inexistent being? Its just like an artist hating on some art work s/he hasn't painted.
Right!
A 'total waste of hate'.

Its not my responsibility to prove your god doesn't exist. It is yours to prove its existence. I won't even try to disapprove it until you give me a solid proof of its existence.
I only have problems with you when you try to justify lies and force them down people's throat.

Well, its clear between you and me who believes in an imaginary talking snake and other fairytale beings your 'buybullcrap' is full of. So,who is the delusional one now?

More bible verses to support the bible? Nah! ,it ain't gon work. Like I said, the bible is the only evidence of the validity of itself. Until you find a concrete reference/backup to your bible, you can keep on moving around in circles.

Btw, leaving the message to attack the messenger wouldn't help you either. Try to address the issue next time.
Religion / Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 9:48am On Oct 07, 2016
xtivin:
well you guys are free to say whatever about Jesus..When he was yet alive men said worse but nothing changes the fact that he is the son of the ONLY true God

This is exactly my problem with christains.
You people like looking for trouble but later you'll turn around and play the victim.

You find it easy to mock others, burn down their shrines, infringe on their freedom of worship but when your churches are torched and your pastors beaten you'll start crying foul.

Y'all are free to say whatever about Mohammed. When he was yet alive (and even now he isn't), men said worse but nothing changes the fact that he is the messenger of the ONLY true God and that Muslims/Arabs are God's choosen people.

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Religion / Re: 9 Big Things We Get Wrong When Talking To Atheists About God by JSoE(f): 9:01am On Oct 07, 2016
Iseoluwani:



Christianity is FAITH THAT there is God

I know,right?
Now say it again. Slowly this time.
Christainity is FAITH that there is god but not a PROOF.

Also,quoting an ancient book without references or any other form of supports outside itself isn't helping issues here.

If you want to give us a concrete evidence, look for convincingly reasonable facts with backup not biblical backup. Like I said,the only thing that proves the KJV bible is right is the RSV bible.

Anyway,I don't see why y'all are fretting over the name 'Lucifer'. Besides, it is a beautiful name meaning 'bearer of light or morning star'. Your mythical David committed atrocities. Coverted a man's wife, got her preggers and got rid of the man but y'all still be naming your kids David. Yea,cos god forgave him just the way god will forgive your killer,rapist,your spouse snatcher etc because s/he asked for forgiveness and place you two side by side where you'll sing in heaven.
Makes absolute sense,right?

Note: I'm an atheist. I don't believe in the imaginary terror-stricking ground soldier either before you conclude I'm a satanist.
Religion / Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 4:39pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
prophet mo is an idiot seriously grin
grin I know, right? A brave pigheaded idiot.

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Religion / Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 3:42pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
no 70 virgins with long kondos for women oh. just men. selfish fairytale. atleast the Christians didn't allocate special items for male alone but this ones it's all men men men.

jsoe would you like to go to Islamic heaven with me so I can tell lala that I want you alone? grin

And also a bunch of selfish 72 virgin-screwing men with erections that would never go soft.
I bet there'd be a ceaseless supply of eternal viagra. grin grin
Lwkmh oo
Religion / Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 3:16pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
imagine houndreds of people fhurking and getting high. nakied virgins everywhere. thats your paradise? hahahahahahahahahaha islam is a joke. no wonder your prophet was a pervert. he reasoned with his penni-s grin

And I thought the christain fairytales were funny. I just found one that's more amusing.
grin

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Religion / Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 2:36pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
JSoE i cant enjoy this laugh alone. you too must read this oh angry grin

Thanks for the invite.
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by JSoE(f): 9:24am On Oct 06, 2016
JackBizzle:


cheesy

Surely not a homo erectus but a homo canabis (early weed ape-man)


grin Your great grandmother is an awesome homo canabis.
I know,right?

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Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by JSoE(f): 12:37am On Oct 06, 2016
JackBizzle:
Who the hell is Jsoe?

na name of animal?


is Jsoe an atheist or nah?

JSoE is a higher animal and also the name of your great grandmother. Anuofia!

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