Here, I've got one

GRIMMJOE:
@ bolded, God can magically kill people but won't magically show them he exist?.OK am all ears

That's exactly what I'm saying. Their god can easily kill people but cannot regrow an amputated limb. That, my friend, is one weak god.

You understand how low on the scale of senselessness some theists could descend just to defend their tyrant deity. Especially them christains.

They've suddenly turned to god's spokesmen(/spokeswomen? No,they're not allowed to speak. Doubt me? Ask Paul). Reading its mind with reckless abandon, making silly excuses for its weakness and hating on reason without a reasonable reason.

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Hehehehehe.
Seun just made my morning.
Lol. I love nairaland religion section.
There's something to always laugh at.

Hehehe where is that my brother?
Buharimustdie20, come and see oo.
The theists have started making excuses for god again. They have started according it selected 'cherry-picked' characteristics.

Please come and remind them that god doesn't like it when people try to help it and that it can smite people to death for working under the influence of adrenaline or closed brain(whatever that is pushing them to type)
Please remind them of what happened to Uzzah when he tried to grab the AOC.

Hurry up,bro before god magically (??) smites them. We already have a lot of dead people in naija. It will be painful to lose these beautiful brethrens of ours.

Can you imagine them saying that god cannot grow a missing limb?
Nonsense theists without faith and they're now pulling out the 'foolish people, god doesn't answer unbelievers...' cards.

I used to wonder how I was this stupid. O boy, go use your money fulfill your needs. After all, god can do anything but ...

devilmaycry:
[b]Oga seun and other Athiests... Quick questions please...if u believe humans evolved from apes...who then creatd these animals ?..you believe in big bang theory....yes...but have u for once reasoned that something just form outta no where ?according to what most of you hold as creation :Our universe is thought to have
begun as an infinitesimally small, infinitely hot,
infinitely dense, something - a singularity....now tell me
Where did it come from?you don't know. Why
did it appear? You don't know but then its said that
After its initial appearance, it apparently
inflated (the "Big Bang", expanded and cooled,
going from very, very small and very, very hot,
to the size and temperature of our current
universe. It continues to expand and cool to this
day and we are inside of it,now what do u make outta this ?? .....okay..most of ya"ll will ask..who then created God. when I was little I did ask myself that question so many times,why ? Because I have never had an encounter with God but I later came to realise that GoD is divine,there aint no measure to his existence!! [/right][/b]

Take note. Not every atheist believes in evolution.

Study,
Observe
and
be sure of the validity of facts before spewing rubbish.

I thought you were about to say something smart considering the fact that you decided to type all in 'red'.

If you follow the above processes I'm sure your brain would start reformatting before the end of this month.

Thank me later.

Buharimustdie20:
All these Abrahamic gods sef,Jesus appearing on toast and dog butt and then Allah appearing on meat and a chicken calling supposedly calling out Allah,
It takes just a stupid and deranged idiot and Religitards to believe this random shit
JSoE what's your take on this?

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Jeebus appeared on my toilet paper this afternoon.As I used it to clean my soiled ass, the name of mohamMad scribbled in Arabic, appeared on it. I tossed it in the toilet,anyway.

While I was about to flush my sh-it oo,I saw the sky open as dog...oops god, the great misogynist,racist and murderer shapeshifted into a penguin and flew down(yes,a flying penguin) from the icey sky. How it passed through my roof is still a mystery.
With its fish of wrath pointed at my face, it threatened to send me to hellfire for not honouring the sign it gave me. Its voice sounded like that of a hermaphrodite.

I'm currently shivering.
I'm not still sure the god it was that made the threat since it didn't specify the sign it was yammering on about. I don't know if it is angry for jeebus or mohamMad or for me soiling the asswipe or even for releasing my holy sh-it and because of this, I've decided to worship all the 5200 gods on earth each day. I don't want to burn in eternal groundnut oil.
I might just be lucky to find out the specific sign and god that is sending me to hell. So help me dog..gob sorry god.
Bramen!

Please let me go and pray to Krishna. It is the next god on my prayer schedule.
You should do the same.

Ready!!
Set!!
Let the god-defense begin!!

Very insightful and informative.
Thank you,OP.
I was recently making a research on this topic. You just saved me the stress.
These are the kinda information we're supposed to share with one another not senseless yeyebrity talks and snakes.

Buharimustdie20:

1)NA UNA PENIS,ABI UNA VAGINA,
2)NA YOUR NYASH DRM DEY BURST,ABI YOUR TOTO DEM DEY LICK,
3)WHAT IS NOE YOUR WAHALA,DRINKING PANADOL FOR SOMEONE'S HEADACHE
4)LEAVE THEM ALONE O,IT IS THEIR LIFE AND CHOICE, THEY WILL NOT CHANGE OR COMFORM TO YOUR PERCEIVED STANDARDS TO BE ACCEPTED, THERE ARE LOTS ON NON-HOMOPHOBIC HUMANS AROUND
4)TELL YOUR PERVERT gods TO GOAN MONITOR OTHER THINGS LIKE MURDERS AND CHILDREN DYING OF CANCER BEFORE PEEPING AT WHERE SOMEONE'S PENIS OR VAGINA ENTERS
JSoE I just see a lot of homophobic pretenders that still do these same things coming out to pretend,
Y'all are free to wallo in your hatred,bigotry and homophobia
Meanwhile...........

Are you minding those bible-thumpers?
Please don't give them your attention. They don't deserve it.
I've noticed they're even the gay ones trying to deny who they are. Talking from experience

Buharimustdie20:
You never had HIV
Abeg email me the contact of the sex addict since you no wan do again
JSoE come and observe abeg

Wetin person no go read for nairaland
Saw the thread on fp since morning.
I didn't even bother to read the cock and bull tale cos I already knew what the story looks like.

Buharimustdie20:

I dunno why people still believe this kin shit,when they are chopping the dollars and pounds the evils spirits and ghosts did not haunt them, it us now when they have woefully failed in the execution of their responsibilities that they remember these tales by moonlight,LOL
IF GHOSTS WERE REAL, ALL THE BIAFRANS AND NIGERIANS KILLED DURING BIAFRAN WAR FOR DON DEY TORMENT ALL OF US ,TEE TEE NOW,abi JSoE no be so
This failed administration should come up with a better excuse for their cancerous performance and acute failure

Hehehe...
Bros, calm down. I was only proposing business. No mention Bia... again before mod go vex ban you. I no send you work.

Teempakguy:
hahaha.
well, at least you have a sense of humor.

Well, that's me.

They now want to use style and make money off of Aso Rock. This recession no dey make men of the gods smile again. Buharimustdie20 ,why didn't we think of this method since?
Operation: Deliver aso rock with a lot of dough


My fellow country people, there's nothing like witchcraft there. Its just chronic greed and wickedness. Ask Abacha and Obj or even Bubu,they know what I mean.

Teempakguy:
I'm curious. What exactly do you study?

As much as I'd like to tell you, I can't.
For my safety. A lot of people who do not know I'm an atheist can easily figure out my identity cos some of them know my story.
I don't want to die yet cos I know I'll only live once so...
Worse still I could get my skull broken with a mallet.

I don't know if you guys have tried removing your laptop battery when the charger is plugged to the laptop. If you remove the battery, the laptop will continue working as long as the charger is plugged in and there's power. I think once the battery is fully charged, it stops charging and the laptop runs on direct electricity.
My laptop is always plugged in and the battery's been fine.
My observation though.

felixomor:


I am so happy u had to pick the 4th meaning (out of over ten) of the word "perfect" from the dictionary. That further confirms that the word is relative.
And please have u checked the root hebrew and greek words "perfect" was gotten from anywhere it appeared in the bible?
I would suggest you do.
Even bible uses "perfect" to describe Job, it doesnt mean Job wasnt going to toilet when he was pressed. (The way u seem to be interpreting perfect when its used in the bible)

And sorry, ur question has been answered previously in my comment. You may want to read thoroughly again.

(edited)

If you like still pick the first meaning of perfect. It says the same thing. Just picked the one you'll easily understand.
From that same dictionary collect these ones.
adjective
1.Fitting its definition precisely.
2.Having all of its parts in harmony with a common purpose.
3.Thoroughly skilled or talented.
4.Excellent and delightful in all respects.grammar of a tense or verb form Representing a completed action.
5.(biology) Sexually mature and fully differentiated.(botany) Of flowers, having both male (stamens) and female (carpels) parts.(analysis)
6.Of a set, that it is equal to its set of limit points, i.e. set Ais perfect if A=A'.(music) describing an interval or any compound interval of aunison, octave, or fourths andfifths that are not tritones.

They all point towards something without fault/blemish.

Like I said, I'm tired of replying you. My head is burning from facepalming. Good luck playing ostrich till the lady replies me.

dblackninja:
See as am laughing like a sheppopotamus today
Jsoe and Jackbizzle make una take am easy

Lol @ sheppopotamus

felixomor:

Prof Dickens, you sure know how to tire one with pretentious ignorance.
The fact that no evil was allegedly found in lucifer when he was created made him perfect.

From my dictionary,
Perfect:
4.Excellent and delightful in all respects.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/perfect

Plus a robot does what it is asked to do, if not it goes for resetting or destruction. That's where hellfire comes in for humans. Giving us a rule and pretending to grant us the freedom to break it and then sending us off to jail is deceptive.

I no get strength to reply you again. If you continue playing ostrich to avoid answering me, just walk on. After all,I was going on with that good lady before you jumped in.

felixomor:


Please, answer this first, did God create angels and humans to function as robots?

I don't know. I don't believe in god in the first place so I won't speak on its behalf.

But your bible portrays angels as robot-like. They do god's will or they're kick out of the sky if they don't.
Its the same case for the humans. 'Be my robot,worship me,grovel at my feet,make sure you don't call my shi.tty name in vain or go to hell'.

Now, answer my question. Did evil just manufacture itself inside a perfect Lucifer?
How can someone be proud without first having that human attribute embedded in him?
Where did it come from? Or did god create and store it somewhere?

If you don't know, tell me and it ends here. It is okay to say you don't know than just concluding.

felixomor:


Ur questions show u av not been following what was written in the thread.

OK,sir. The thread says 'Where did evil originate from?'

The lady tries to pin it on Lucifer.
She claims that god created all things and that it created lucifer too.
Now, lucifer disobeyed.
How come?
The bible god is omniscient. It knows everything. It foresaw what lucifer would become but still went ahead to create it,right?
OK, lucifer became evil with god's foreknowledge. Please where exactly did the evil come from?
Since an omniscient god created all things.
How did lucifer become evil? Did evil just fly in from nowhere?
Does it mean the god created evil and kept it somewhere?
That is what I'm trying to find out from her.

Pidggin:


And you think you've made sense?

Pride is sin and this comes from self exhortation. When you think you are equal to or even bigger than your creator (this was what happened in heaven between satan and God) and this was the first biblically recorded sin

Lol. You didn't even come close to addressing the issue.
Ad hominem won't help you. Address the message not the messenger.

You're mistakened,hun. The bible I know of recorded Adam's setup first before lucifer's.
Unless you're talking of a different bible I haven't read.
Last I opened the bible, which was this morning (for the purpose of this discussion), Genesis 3 still comes before Ezekiel 28. I mean if we're talking of the order of 'recording' not the order of 'happening'. Mind your word usage.

Let me ask you.
Who created lucifer?
An omniscient(all knowing) god,right?
Who created that pride in lucifer?
The god that knew how lucifer would turn out but went ahead to create him.
You can't tell me that evil just appeared from nowhere into a perfect being.
Do you blame all those exploding Samsung Note 7 for malfunctioning or do you blame the manufacturer/creator? If I told you the phones just decided to start exploding on their own when it is clear they were made perfectly, will you take me seriously?

Stop playing with our intelligence, honey. You know this doesn't make sense to you even.

Or like I asked before, do you now believe in the 'SOMETHING FROM NOTHING' theory?

CAPSLOCKED:

Do they even read that book? Why do you think they still have the guts to come out and do silly arguments?

Pidggin:


Evil originated from sin of disobedience, from pride and self exhortation

This is the most stupid reply I've seen on this thread.

OK, let's break it down.
The talking snake 'deceived' Adam and the ribwoman(who didn't have a conscience at that time,btw),right?
And deception is evil,right?
And the deception happened before the disobedience, right?

Now this is the definition of deception

Deception : An instance of actions and/or schemes fabricated to mislead and/or delude someone into errantly believing a lie or inaccuracy.
Evil,right?

So how the fvck did evil originate from the disobedience when deception was there first? Or is lying no more a sin in your religion?

You can't tell me the talking snake suddenly became deceptive by itself without a cause.

Or maybe you're referring to lucifer's disobedience. Lucifer didn't create itself. The omniscient god who knew how lucifer will turn out created it. You can't tell me lucifer just decided to disobey and become proud without a cause or someone creating that evil and putting it inside.
Don't tell me you now support the 'something from nothing' theory.

So think again and come back.
Where did evil originate from? You can't always pin everything on man or lucifer. Two weak creatures without foreknowledge of good and evil.

analice107:

Naa, Don't do girls. enjoy sha.

Lol. You see your life,partner? You can't always deny what we have .
OK.Just kidding.

Oh, you think I'm an atheist because I'm a lesbian?
Well, newsflash: I'm very straight . I don't see what my sexual orientation has to do with me being an atheist. Every love is love.
You don't have to be gay before you can think straight and see religion/christainity the way it is.

There are a lot of things that is enough to put someone off religion. Misogyny to start with. How do you feel when a man tells you the bible says you're his property? Or that the bible gives him the freedom to rape and marry you? All these shows that the bible, religion and gods were manufactured by insecure,scared and confused men who couldn't figure out how nature works at some point. Remember Chris Oyakhilome likened a woman to the husband's slave. You happy with that?

Look around Nigeria, an overtly religious country. How many females are in STEM? Very few. Yea, that's because we've been doctored to believe that we're reproduction machines and inferior to males. What does our dear nation contribute to science and technology? Our culture doesn't help matters either.
Do you know the kinda fight I had to put up to get my bible-believing parents to let me study the course I'm doing in the university?

I'm not being an American type of feminist here. I didn't say women should subordinate or own men. Neither did I say women should hate guys and become lesbos. To be clear,I love the male folks a lot. Especially the cute, smart ones .
I'm just saying we should wake up and smell the coffee.

Believe me when I tell you sis, since I returned to my default setting, I've started enjoying my gender. I used to have this feeling that being a female is a curse because the bible heaps every blame on us. What happened to the man with the adulterous woman?

Plus you should read that holy book of bullcraps of yours with an open mind. You'll see that most of the stories there are insulting to the human intellect. The bible will say something and turn around to contradict it. Not forgetting the fairytales therein. Christains also claim the bible is god-inspired. Doesn't it portray the inspiring god as a confused one?
I mean the attributes accorded to the bible god is an insult to it if it exists( I know it doesn't so chill). How can a god have the same weakness as silly humans? That's very insulting. A god that can come down and wrestle with Jacob. It even had all the time and strength to shift his thighbone but this same god couldn't come down in person to grab some Mary pvssy. What a weakling?

So, if you like wake up. If you still want to believe in your made-up god, I'm okay with that. I won't force knowledge and thinking into you just like you won't carry your megaphone to disturb my beautiful sleep early in the morning. Thank you for understanding me.

PS: I don't want no trouble. If you feel offended by my reply, just keep walking. I get bad mouth oo. So I avoid insulting people :-).

analice107:
Are you a lesbian too?

Yea and you're my partner

malvisguy212:
Alright.

No,that was a question. Answer yes or no.

malvisguy212:
it prove that the Author of the quran don't know what he was doing, how can the quran condemn allah greatest prophet in hell but reveal jesus is in heaven ? Don't you think something is not right ? The quran give more Authority to jesus than muhammed, what manner of man is jesus that the quran will address him as sinless ? What is the purpose of jesus being conceive through a virgin ? God will not just do this thing for manifestation sake, their is something GREAT the father accomplish in jesus that the quran did not talk about, something is not right. The bible say God exist and jesus has made Him known to us, if you don't know the father of jesus, you don't know the true God.

But the koran is full of lies and deceit, huh? And islam is a false religion,right?

Wait wait wait wait...
The koran proves that jesus is in heaven? But I thought christains believe that islam is a false religion and that the koran is filled with false teachings. What happened to mohammed being a liar, rapist and a murderer? Are his teachings now true and revealing jesus?
Dafuq's going on?

Unlimited22:
And I guess Atheism is the only reasonable way, because it is absolutely reasonable to believe that nothing just suddenly became something, and that simple something somehow diversified and became a lot of specialized somethings we all see today.
When it is scientifically ( the same tool you guys use as a defence) proven that elements tend towards disorderliness.
Atheism requires the kind of faith I don't have.

Don't mind the silly atheists. They don't know that god is the only something that can(and has the right to) come out of nothing.
Educate them please and to buttress your point make sure you quote a holy 'complete' numbered ancient book written by illiterate goatherders.
Very silly atheists indeed

Very eye-opening thread but get ready for the next battle

Aaronsrod:
God punish the Haitia because is the devil worship dey pray o. Dey must suffer.

Your fellow human beings are dying and this is all you have to say.
Who on earth told you they are satanists?
Have you gone there?
Even at that, where is the all forgiving and merciful god?
Is it too big to forgive sins?
What of the children involved in the disaster do they have the consciousness to know they're worshipping satan?
Christains are the most wicked people I've seen on earth even more wicked than Muslims. Yes, do you know why? It is because I've come to see that without the threat of eternal lake of fire y'all will be cruel to others without thinking twice.Very wicked bunch.
How did we get here?
Why all the hate?
I hope you'll enjoy people talking about Nigeria the way you just did when a tragedy like this strikes.
Even if its not a hurricane or an earthquake remember disease/epidemics break out.
I hope you'll tag your affected family members 'satan-worshippers' too.

I weep for humanity. I weep for the African mind. We have a long way to go.