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Tabbaz:
I think, we need not bother ourself again. he's obviously a scammer. if he's not, he should come and esplain himself within 24hrs

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otemanuduno:
I can't access that one. Send it to otem2016@gmail.com. Thanks.

Alright. Do well to check it.
Thanks

otemanuduno:
I can't access that one. Send it to otem2016@gmail.com. Thanks.

Alright

[quote author=otemanuduno post=55449445][/quote]Bro, check you email please.

Erm...op, I'm still looking for the 'scientific evidence' of yahweh in this post or is there another definition of 'scientific evidence' in your village we're oblivious of?
Just wondering

All I see is philosophy and like Gabe said, 'Philosopical gymnastics is not evidence...'
Thank you.

Lol. Jesus changed the world? Miss me with that bullshit abeg.

Muafrika2:
Well put

Nowadays they even father babies and run so that someone else can pay for their mess. And someone is here yapping. Respect women

I just tire for some men.
There are very good ones, though.
The ones that exhibit the kind of thinking in the op are those that need reorientation.
Their minds are messed up big time.
All these sperm-donors claiming to be men.
777philosopher shouldn't cross my path cos I'll so cure him.

jonbellion:
oooh my God

Lol. The guy just dey yarn dust. Don't die yet. Its Friday, remember?

777philosopher:
the immaturity nature of a Woman. woman are babies. your are easily deceived. what a pity. women are weaker vessels.

Go and die inside bush, sicko.
Weaker vessels but we shoulder all your responsibilities.

We birth babies, we feed 'em, we watch them grow happily.
What does the typical lazy African man(of course,there are responsible ones) like you do? Sit down and watch tv and then complain that the kids ain't close to you at the end of the day.

Don't allow thunder to fire you there oo.
Its your type that won't allow Africa move forward with your backward thinking.

There's a revolution going on. If you don't like it, discover another continent and migrate. Africa could do with one less fool.

My friend, keep kwayet dia.
See as your yeye dey stink everywhere.
They're using your women against you because your women have finally realised they're humans too and not some form of property you possess and maltreat anyhow.

So, you mumu men are the only ones with the right to adultery. You see your messed up life?

What has your nonsense 'god in heaven' done for you? Where was it when your black-arse ancestors were sold into slavery?

Anuofia! I don't blame you.

You feel threatened because your patriachal society which awards you certain undeserved privileges is crumbling.
Women shouldn't have rights and continue breastfeeding you overgrown babymen, okwaya?
While you babymen go about ruining everything. Have you ever seen where babies are the head of the home?

If you want to prove you manhood, take responsibility and stop heaping your jobs on women. We're not slaves.
Wash your clothes, cook your food, join hands and train your children. You won't die.

Also, who wants to take your land from you?
What good thing have you produced from your useless land since the last twenty centuries, you dimwit?
The white people you fight at every turn are better than you and you know it.

In short, go reset your brain cos you're mad but you have no one to tell you. Now, I'm telling you. I hope this pathetic thing you wrote is a joke otherwise, shove your 'Africanness' up your arse, you sick motherfvcker.

easterwick:
Christianity- the way they quote scriptures you will think they where with God when he created the world or with jesus christ when he teach and walk on earth and yet there is still no peace on earth...anger,strive,jealousy every where.
SATAN IS WOMAN
DEVIL IS MAN we all have the seed of satan[serpent]in us we are all generation of vipers both animals this is why SATAN equally have half part of the making and give the power to eve[woman] as god
if you all like it believe me, or hate it.
This is what i know and what jesus taught me so when any one does wrong i dont judge him or her i know what is inside us...i cannot be offended i just know what rule the world,the church,the government,diverting the destiny of firstborn to junior one all are pointing to the mother of life [satan]
ignored it, the fact remains the seed is in us immediately you lost your virginity[had sex first time] either to man or woman you become *****
so stop ranting and insulting urself the serpent in us love to evil secretly but speaks nice words...i can remember christ point this out in his woe on earth he was actually asking us that how can we speak good things when inside us is full of evil and this is true no one is devil, everybody is a saint but our mouth is deadly adder
God is still searching for man but woman has hold man hostage(captive)

If I bite you ehh, you'll leave women out of your madness. Ozu nwuru anwu.
Leave us, we no do again.
What did women do to you religious loonie-bin candidates?
Leave women out of your nonsense before I suarez you, dolt.
ANUOFIA!!

Apply for National Open University of Nigeria

Chai!

I've missed a lot oo.
School, your father!
Programming, your left yansh there!

Let me come and be going.
#sobbing...

Hardmirror, I see you.

alBHAGDADI:
Telling Nigerians that there will be numerous new born babies in 2016 like pastor Adeboye does, right?

This got me LOL.
You're good at this,bro. You know them psycho god of men and their baseless guess-game(prophecies) very well. Na so daddy Adeboye go dey play with their intelligence.
He'd be like 'there will be harmattan by December, a politician will die, ...' and the mumu followers will be screaming Amen as if people are meant to live forever or that harmattan isn't supposed to come.
Those folks? I don't know how they manage to shut down their brains at that point cos I tried shutting mine down like that when I was a christain. It simply didn't work.

Churches aren't even taxed so I don't know where you dug up this mumu question from.
If you're hellbound so is your church.
Btw, religious hells are inexistent. Only one hell is real and that's 'Nigeria'.

Immorttal:
[b]In summary Christianity preaches doomsday and that alone is a threat to the continuity of human race

Thank you!

Ubenedictus:
Very easy to sit behind a keyboard an criticise, it become silly when u add the fallacy of hasty generalisation.

Lol. #Rolls eyes.

Which of the accusations are wrong?
1)The fact that they wear fancy robes or that of them having lazy arses?
2)The fact that they screw little boys' behinds or that of them having the right to distribute the body of the dead saviour in the form of flat circular wafers after meting out the abuse?
3)The fact that they also knock up/rape innocent little girls?

Oh come off it, buddy. You know the above listings are as true as the earth being spherical.
2 I have seen happening (That we were kids then doesn't mean we were novices about homosexual priests).
3 being the one I somehow manoeuvered through at 9years and two months.
1 is quite obvious.
So, what hasty generalisations are you going on about exactly?
Anyway, I expected it. Y'all will always deny the obvious just to protect the ego/heads of your men of dogs.

Continue denying the obvious until those wolves feast on your children or on any other child related to you. That's when you'd realise why they go about calling you "sheep" every Sunday.

You see how easy but silly it is to sit behind a keyboard to make hasty denials?
You'd not understand why people make what you call "hasty generalisations" about things until you go through what they've been through.

Y'all been making "hasty generalisations" about muslims. Remember?
But y'all be screaming blue murder when it comes to your priests.

Mtchwwww

... but the mumu men who stamp about
wearing fancy gowns whilst hidding their stuck-up lazy arses in fancy buildings called churches could screw helpless little boys' behinds and still have the full undisputable right to administer loads of flat circular wafers (which represents the flesh of their dead/imaginary saviour) to bazillions of gullible followers.
Talk about 'when delusion knocks up hypocrisy to father twin insanity'.
Useless bunch!

Lmao @christains

Nice thread, Lennycool. As expected,they came down in droves to defend the selfishness in their religion.

They won't do anything helpful about the poor children but to send them [b]INEDIBLE[\b] bibles and prayers that don't do shi.t

SMH.

My father! My father!

Father!, you know my grandma died four years ago. If you could just bring her back like you did to Lazarus in
John 11:43-44

and Jarius' daughter in
Matthew 9:18-26; Mark 5:41-42; Luke 8:52-56

I'D BE VERY HAPPY. IN FACT, I'D BECOME A NUN.

God don't worry about her putrefied flesh.
I trust that you would easily mould another flesh for her from the dust like you did with

Adam in Genesis 2:7

as it is very obvious you could make man out of stones also to disgrace our almost 'vestigial' reproductive organs which explains why you have a certain fixation on those.

My father!! I believe this possible as I take authority from your word in
Matthew19:26.

Also, My sister's wedding is coming up very soon.
My Father! My Father! I invite you to come perform some water-to-wine magic.
You could as well teach me the processes involved 'cause I've always dreamt of owning a winery where I could easily make the 'best' wine with your tutorial without having to waste time/money planting and tending grapes.

Ihea nile ka m n'anyo gi site n'aha jesus christ onye-nweanyi.
Amen!!

hahn:
God does not collect offering, it is offering. God does not need a bank, it is a bank. Tithes and offering live in it

PastorAIO's reply isn't brutal. It is 'BRUTALITY' itself.
I drop cap for him.
By far the best reply so far in all christain threads I bothered to read through yesterday.

skywalker001:
the funniest tin is dat atheist know more about religion more than those pple claiming one religion and the others... they are just ignorant of what they practice

Do they even read?
My mum is a staunch holy-ghost-fire christain but I tell you solemnly,she doesn't know shi.t about the bible likewise my siblings.
I just happened to be the overly inquisitive one in the family.

KingEbukasBlog:
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Sorry to spoil the fun you're having. Read my reply to the guy you quoted.

KingEbukasBlog:
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Sorry to spoil the fun you're having. Read my reply to the guy you quoted.

TheSixthSense:
Oh shut up! the new testament wasn't written in 150 AD. What does that even mean? You think you could just merge unknown pictures just to give credence to falsehood about the new testament. You need to read good books.

All the works that eventually became incorporated into the New Testament are believed to have been written no later than around 150 AD,


This is where I read it from. I don't know about you

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Testament

Lennycool:
Nice meme. Not to mention that the bible supports rape, slavery and genocide.

Thanks for pointing it out, hun.
I'd have done that but to type sef don tire me.
I just had to do something to stop the bobo from embarrassing himself further.

Thanchu beyi mush(Thank you very much)

KingEbukasBlog:
I strongly doubt you know anything about the contents of your meme . You obviously picked it from somewhere .

Yea, whatever. Like I give a bolting fvck what you think about me and my meme.
After all, I and the others from christain background decided to become atheists without reading the bible but by picking up things like the ridiculousness of yahweh from somewhere.
No, sir. Your conclusion won't make me give that young dude a free lesson on the history of morality tonight. I'm burned out from the day's work. That's a topic for another day.

Now, If you could just attack the message therein and leave the beautiful messenger out of it, you'd be doing us some good, bro.

zfinix:
morality was built from the bible it is the basis of what is good and what is bad. the bible is the very foundation of morality if there isnt God then why try to be good. if we just live and die so we can also do any thing we like.

Will you keep quiet?
When we tell you to read good books you'd prefer to continue thumping the bible and revelling in your delusions.
I don't have the strength to start tutoring you on morality.
Look at the picture, honey.

Sometimes I wonder how so many stupid people came to occupy the Earth at the same time.
Ray + Kent(in one video) = Full blown stupid.

Ray 'Discomfort' is one bumbling idi-ot I've come to know and admire his high level stupidity(;Dyes, I mean it). I mean, sometimes I wish I could just be as stupid as he is for just a second but then I remember the danger therein and I wise up.

He don upgrade in rank for me.

DeSepiero:
I do believe, continue.

You people have strength to debate this nutcase. More visibility to your keyboard.
Felixomor would soon burn you out with baseless arguments.
Prof Dickens,as I named him, has perfected the art of 'pretentious ignorance'.
You'd soon get tired of typing or he'd scream that you've quoted the bible 'out-of-context'.
Better stop minding him and engage reasonable people.