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Religion / Re: Catholism Is False Religion!!! by JSoE(f): 9:37pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
solite3:Tell that to your children.Tell your daughters how much of a misogynist your imaginary sky grand-daddy is. |
Religion / Re: Catholism Is False Religion!!! by JSoE(f): 9:35pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
solite3:Tell that to your children. |
Religion / Re: Catholism Is False Religion!!! by JSoE(f): 8:35pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Uyi168:My dear,I smell am from here. All these religitards won't cease to amaze me.Absolute yeye. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Messi Returns Back To Argentina National Team by JSoE(f): 3:32pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Finally!! I've been waiting for you.Even if everyone loses hope in you,I'll always stand with you. Welcome back,King Lio. |
Religion / Re: Every Nigerian Atheist Should Be Outspoken by JSoE(f): 12:58pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
You have made a lot of sense but its not that easy to convince people to see the truth. I'm even finding it difficult to make my sister who is more like my best friend see reasons with me.I can't even tell my mum cos she'll go 'ka-booom!!!' on hearing that I'm now an agnostic. Although I have succeeded in freeing one of my friends from the scourge of religion(a male of course,the females I've tried to convince see me as one crazy bitch),I still wonder how I'll free more people when the extent of their gullibility is unnerving.I won't even bring up the case of northern Nigeria cos that one is a no-go area. Note:I come from a Christian family from the calmest place in South Eastern Nigeria but I'm sure they'll lose their cool once I start trying to relieve them of their indoctrination. 16 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Storms PDP Convention Committee Inauguration Venue for Secret Meeting. by JSoE(f): 12:45am On Aug 06, 2016 |
This man is a complete 'usu'.Obugi anu elu,obugi anu ala.Nawa for you baba.Stay one place naa.PDP yesterday, APC today.We should be expecting him with APGA tomorrow. |
Religion / Re: We Will Disown Okorocha– Archbishop Chukwuma by JSoE(f): 12:13pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
We disowned Okoroawusa since.No be today.Even his children of Imo state have dis-fathered him. |
Fashion / Re: Noni Salma: 'I Was Scared Of Living In Nigeria As A Woman In A Mans Body' by JSoE(f): 8:13pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Blessograo: Are you being serious here? I mean,do they do that for real? |
Crime / Re: Angel Obrien Ibekwe Shot Dead At IMSU Gate By Cultists - Photos by JSoE(f): 4:56pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Exactly. ESUT style will go a long way to solve this problem.That incident where those pig-heads mistakenly raped a soldier's daughter in their raid at Agbani campus female hostel marked a turning point in ESUT.Nigerian army so dealt with them.To all those saying this young man looked harmless,it might interest y'all to know that a harmless-looking 'albino' young man was the lead in that raid.People were dumbfounded when the soldiers were handling the idiot.Albino:innocent in appearance, huh? 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Angel Obrien Ibekwe Shot Dead At IMSU Gate By Cultists - Photos by JSoE(f): 3:47am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Fine young man just wasted like that.When I ask some guys to grow up it will be like I'm playing hard to get. If you still behave like this one,please grow up.All these swagging up and cult nonsense doesn't help anyone. If you wan swag up,please do that with open eyes.Not everybody likes you in Nigeria. Maybe the guy wasn't a cultist after all but na too much swag kill am.That's how they shot one guy at hilltop UNN last semester.No be person tell me make I port my arse to a safe place.I didn't even care to know if the story was true.Stay away from bad friends,too much swag and cult they won't hear.You don graduate come go back to old poo.All that six-packs na for gutter e end.I would have said rip but unfortunately every dead remains dead. There's no place to rest. Buharimustdie20 come and see something 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: The Perfect Flight. (A Romantic Story) by JSoE(f): 12:01am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Dear universe,what in the world is this? |
Politics / Re: Ngige Booed In Enugu At Townhall Meeting For Defending Buhari's Sectionalism by JSoE(f): 10:52pm On Aug 01, 2016 |
Abagworo: Anuofia! |
Literature / Re: Funny 40 Alleged Quotes From President ROBERT MUGABE by JSoE(f): 4:50pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your joystick or vagina on your wedding day. 28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!" Kinda contradictory,don't you think? 1 Like |
Properties / Re: The LED Evolution: Revolutionizing Lighting by JSoE(f): 12:29pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
midastouch: Depends on how you call it. If you pronounce it as 'led' then you use 'a' but if you spell it out as LED -/El i: di:/ that's when you can use 'an'.So logically,you two are correct. |
Religion / Re: Another NOAH Type Of Flood Is About To Happen. by JSoE(f): 12:22pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Lol.When will my people stop deluding themselves with the existence of an inexistent sky-daddy? When? Africans,when? Quite sad that grown adults will believe so much fairytales to the point where their once intelligent brains becomes totally redundant. Please no sky-daddy is coming.Get off your high horse and start using your brains.Believe me,it helps more than mouthing endless babbles in the name of prayers. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Superstitions? Like These Ones... by JSoE(f): 11:22am On Jul 24, 2016 |
mrphysics: Like I said,the lecturer wasn't quite elaborate in the explanation. Maybe you missed that part.It was just like my mum trying to teach me about sex at 8.She didn't drop all the info.Later I was like, 'where and how will that pipe thingy my little brother uses to pee fit into my body,what is this woman even saying?' That was exactly the kind of thing going through my mind after the lecture.I kept on wondering what the lecturer yammering about. I really think you should go tell him how insane he is.Back to topic,please offer your own explanation using science.I'm curious |
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Superstitions? Like These Ones... by JSoE(f): 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
mrphysics: Well,you have 'your' point to make but that doesn't make it 'the' point.Whatever you think of my comment is on you.Like the brilliant guy said,if you have a better explanation to the thread,please put it forward to debunk his comment.I'm not really interested in the validity of the Schrödinger's equation here,I'm just thrilled by the fact that someone could easily trigger in me the zeal to take every knowledge serious .Why don't we focus on this inspiration by a fellow African? I mean,this guy is intelligent even if he's wrong.After all,a one-eyed man is a god in the midst of a blind population. You should explain to us your own view on the topic.After that,I'll give you the address to my school so you'd go tell my lecturer how insane he is. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Superstitions? Like These Ones... by JSoE(f): 6:25pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
oglalasioux: Wow.Just wow.Would you believe I had a lesson on Schrödinger's equation in first year but not very elaborate obviously because the lecturer is a Christian? As an African mind,I didn't think of going back to make a research on it.I'd have to start taking things seriously,I guess. Dude,I put it to you.You're a smart one.Keep it up. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: . by JSoE(f): 11:43am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Oh,shut up already.Deactivate your account and spare us all this trash.Your god is not even half as good as a used condom in a roadside refuse dump. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Bayo Lawrence Anoworin Listed In Britain's Most Wanted Con Artists by JSoE(f): 11:33am On Jul 19, 2016 |
Mayday! Mayday! NCAN Enugu branch representative reporting for duty. Yes,na our brother from the wastelands. Over to my colleague Chukwuma in Lagos branch to give us a feedback on the weather conditions in England when BAYO was repping so that other wastelanders won't scam people under that weather condition. 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: 32 Reasons Why I Will Continue To Believe In God by JSoE(f): 9:21am On Jul 16, 2016 |
KingEbukaNaija: Oh,sorry to disappoint you,Mr Reasonable.I don't read fairytales no more.I'm a grown-ass woman now.You could become a grown-ass man if you choose. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: 32 Reasons Why I Will Continue To Believe In God by JSoE(f): 4:03am On Jul 16, 2016 |
OK.So,you wrote all this long epistle just to tell us why its okay to have an imaginary friend.Issorait 1 Like |
Religion / Re: World To End On July 29 - Says Conspiracy Theorists by JSoE(f): 2:46pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
These jobless fellows should allow me to get down and drunk after my semester exams naa.Better shift it to next month oo.I can't play with my 29th July. |
Religion / Re: Christian Terrorist Organizations That Equals ISIS And Other Musilm Extremists by JSoE(f): 2:43pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
I don't understand why muslims will go to any length to defend their bloodlust.Are your brains that frozen? |
Religion / Re: Christian Terrorist Organizations That Equals ISIS And Other Musilm Extremists by JSoE(f): 2:42pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
I don't understand why muslims will go to length to defend their bloodlust.Are your brains that frozen? |
Religion / Re: 4 Reasons Why You Must Leave Your Church & Start Attending Winners’ Chapel by JSoE(f): 2:39pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
La go to your church la bend |
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Die On A Cross? by JSoE(f): 2:36pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
I watched a documentary on discovery world where I was made to understand that there was no profession as 'capentery' at that time.So,it implies that joseph must have been a stonemason then.It is either that there was no jesus or the language translators did a horrible job.But its none of my business.I don't believe the hebrew myth. |
Religion / Re: . by JSoE(f): 2:29pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
And the confusion continues.So long religitards! |
Religion / Re: The New UK PM Is A Freemason by JSoE(f): 2:25pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
shukuokukobambi: Leave the confused fellow let him be showcasing his state of confusion online.The people he's dying on top their matter don't even care about all these nonsense.All they care about is the ability of the person to deliver.He won't go and find a way to contribute to the development of Africa so that the 'influence' he believes UK has on us will dwindle.Oga OP,continue looking for godless people where there is none.You won't face Nigeria that is facing you. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: The New UK PM Is A Freemason by JSoE(f): 2:07am On Jul 14, 2016 |
And so? How is it disturbing you? Is she forcing you to become one? In fact,how does this concern us in Nigeria? You see our problem? We like poking our flat noses into what is strictly none of our business. We'd never look beyond religion and tribe.That's one of the reasons why we are so backward.Look at the person's competence not religious inclination.The Brits are not complaining so you don't have any reason to complain.It is their country.I just tire for Nigerians. So so fear fear and bigotry.My dear,face front and concentrate on your country,o jare. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Accused Of Cheating On His Wife Over Controversial Photo With Lady In Spain by JSoE(f): 12:06am On Jul 14, 2016 |
This Kcee worwor sha.Face looks disgusting in the first picture. But its none of my business. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Portugal Vs France : Euro 2016 Final - (1 - 0) On 10th July 2016 by JSoE(f): 10:50pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Ekaka1:Na so we see am.Congratulations to Portugal.France should try again later. |
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