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Religion / Re: Did Man Make Religion Or Religion Made Man? by JSoE(f): 7:48am On Sep 25, 2016
saintfellow:
Man made religion.
And it is this religion that has caused diversity amongs humans.
such as christianity, islam and many other.
But the truth is that, christianity is not a religion,
its a way of life of those who are in christ.
Man called various beliefs religion but GOD did not create religion, what he gave us, is a way of Life.

By the time the government decides to tax your 'organisation of way of life' now, you'll be the first to come here and tell us that 'religious' bodies aren't meant to be taxed.

Jolly joker.

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Religion / Re: Churches And Noise Pollution by JSoE(f): 4:53pm On Sep 21, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Hahahahaha. Tell me with a ''straight face'' that the doctors said that ''church noise was responsible for your condition''.

Lol.
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad, I've told you what the doctor said.

You could believe me if you want to.
Anyway, why are you even on the defensive?
Are you a christain?
Religion / Re: Churches And Noise Pollution by JSoE(f): 4:41pm On Sep 21, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Not intentionally. And you still could not resist taking another dig at Christians. Are you saying that the doctor's diagnosis was 'church noise'?

Yea, of course.
What is the point of getting the treatment if I'd still go back to the source of the noise?

I go for check up every two weeks but its still the same. Medications upon medications.

Anyway, I'd soon move out.
Looking for a cool place where I'd be sure no noisy bunch would storm again.
Religion / Re: Churches And Noise Pollution by JSoE(f): 3:39pm On Sep 21, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Do you use earphones? Do you listen to any form of loud music? Do you mean to tell me that the only time you encounter noise is when the churches are holding services? Are you seriously trying to tell me that your loss of hearing is as a result of the churches in your street that hold services at most three times weekly for a maximum of four to six hours? And it's not like they make the noise all through the duration of the service...Look lady, if you are having hearing loss you should see a doctor instead of looking for an institution to blame, even people in places where there are no sources of ''noise'' develop hearing problems. I usually disagree with religious people who say people become atheist or agnostic because they are angry at something but in your case I am tempted to agree.

I have seen a doctor.
He was the one who drew my attention to it after I answered calls severely with my phone set to speaker in his presence.

He had to ask if I stay in a noisy environment.

I've never been a fan of music. If I should listen, it must be a soft R&B so I could think straight.

You think I'd intentionally make myself deaf and blame someone else like the christains blame the devil for their negative actions?
No, I'm better than that.

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Religion / Re: Churches And Noise Pollution by JSoE(f): 2:46pm On Sep 21, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I think the people who make all these complaints about churches and their noise exaggerate the matter a bit. There is a church beside my house that ''make noise'' frequently; up to three times weekly and a mosque that does its own five times daily. I have adapted to these different sources of ''disturbance'' and I also believe everyone else has. The mosques have even turned to an alarm for some other people with their early morning call to prayer so I don't really understand the level of antagonism that I see all the time on the internet. I am not supporting public disturbance in any way but it is what it is...

Lol.
Maybe we'd relocate all the churches in my street to the front of your house.

That way, you'll get all the free alarms you want since you obviously do not have a device that will do the alarming for you without disturbing others.

Not all of us can get used to all that racket.
No!

I grew up in a very quiet place but unfortunately, I had to move to this place where I have a church both in front and at the back of my house.

They came after I've moved to the new house.
That's when my hearing lose began. Yes, when they arrived.

Plus I don't like the free alarms.
I don't have a problem with the preachings and the never answered babbles y'all call prayers.
My only problem is when they mount ten speakers in a small building with no more than five persons and be screaming inside my ears like I am the deaf god that has refused to answer their prayers.

When we bring up arguments on religion now, christains will come here and tell us that christainity ain't no religion but a lifestyle. From what I know, we shouldn't force our lifestyles on people.

Some people go to clubs on Friday/Saturday nights. That's part of their lifestyle. Last I remembered, they do not mount huge noisy speakers in front of my house on Friday nights to invite me over to the clubs.

So, why can't christains take a cue from the nightclub goers and start keeping their lifestyle private?

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Religion / Re: Churches And Noise Pollution by JSoE(f): 10:05am On Sep 21, 2016
Don't mind the id..iots.

When I say I'm gradually losing my hearing, 4evergod and his minions will come here and attack me for attacking the godworshippers that keep on aggravating my ear problem.

All noisemakers like their deity and like their deity, they can't do nada.
Absolutely nothing. Not even voluntary community service.

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Religion / Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Head A Church? by JSoE(f): 7:30pm On Sep 18, 2016
Iseoluwani:



Pack well
SMH. Your case no be here
Religion / Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Head A Church? by JSoE(f): 10:12am On Sep 18, 2016
Iseoluwani:


It z better to be quiet than act folly
So you're implying that women will act foolish if allowed to talk. Hehehe...
Religion / Re: How To Get A Wife..according To The Bible And Yahweh by JSoE(f): 11:46am On Sep 17, 2016
Lwkm. Way to go.
Religion / Re: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by JSoE(f): 5:00pm On Sep 14, 2016
HardMirror:

That is the problem. They actually think scandals will diminish my courage. When you look at their comments well, you see the effort is just to suppress me, they are not here to make sense. It's like an online mob.

Lol. My brother,don't mind them.
This is exactly the same thing I'm going through in my school WhatsApp group.

Some said I'm using hypnotism and seduction to make people reject Christianity. I felt sad at first till I decided not to feel that way since I'm doing the right thing.

Most of them go personal so as to shut you up. Scandals upon scandals. At the end,the truth will always prevail.

Carry on with your good work. All I see here is personal beef from all these theists. I was even looking for the hard proof they were masturbating on only for me to see how shallow-minded most of them have become just to defend jeebus christ.

You have my support 100%
Continue pulling off the web fogging up their brains till they start using them correctly.
Religion / Re: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by JSoE(f): 3:43pm On Sep 14, 2016
Lwkm.
Nigerians please, for once read and understand something before typing rubbish.

I just read the evidence provided by the challengers of the thread and I found out that understanding isn't as easy as I had thought.

The guy was a christain when he tried to convert an atheist.

Thereafter, he realized religion is a scam and he became a secret atheist.
Then, Seun's post brought him out of hiding.

Is it really that difficult to comprehend?

Read and understand.
Don't read like you're cramming for an mbbs exam. I'm begging oo.

As for the ones looking for a conversion
story before they'll believe the op was a
pastor, if that is a criterion to ascertain if someone is a true pastor or not.
Then, I'll say I've been meeting fake preachers all my life.

I don't really see the reason for all the nonsense talk going on here.

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Religion / Re: The Secret Of Christianity--- Part One- Just Like Sports Betting. by JSoE(f): 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2016
Wow!
I don't know what else to say but wow.
This is so inspiring.
As a matter of fact, Hardmirror, you always thrill me with your stories and life analysis.

Keep up the good work, brother.
Religion / Re: My Father's Sister Is A WITCH by JSoE(f): 9:15am On Sep 12, 2016
kolawaxxy:
I hope he'll be smart enough to evade this question grin
Lol. No oo.I hope he won't be that smart sad

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Religion / Re: My Father's Sister Is A WITCH by JSoE(f): 11:53pm On Sep 11, 2016
obowunmi:

She almost killed me as a baby.
And how did you know that?

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Politics / Re: Recession Will End Soon, Atiku Assures by JSoE(f): 3:18pm On Sep 11, 2016
Soon? Please,tell us the particular day so we won't end up heartbroken like we did when APC started cancelling all their promises.
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Politics / Re: Buhari To Launch ‘change Begins With Me’ Campaign On Thursday-the Vanguard by JSoE(f): 12:24pm On Sep 07, 2016
Buhari, kitikpa gbagbuo gi ebeahu.
Anuofia ututu!

Person no even fit balance well start business na one useless money-sucking programme you won shove down our throats instead of using it for something reasonable.Na like this you use our money junket around the world come dey yarn us dust about being broke.

Oke udele!
Anuofia!
Religion / Re: Lessons I Learned From "My 6 Year Old Brother Does Not Believe In God by JSoE(f): 9:16pm On Sep 04, 2016
Hardmirror,please continue the post.I was even thinking of creating a similar thread before I found this one.
I was awestruck reading the comment from supposed grownups.We really have a long way to go.
So because a child asked you questions that you can't provide answers to,that means you should beat the child up,strangle him, make his life a nightmare by surrounding him with violent hungry-looking people masquerading as men of dogs.
Its just like a teacher in code camp flogging a child to make him believe that Bill Gates is a programmer or that every device contains a programmed ARM chip for each function.
The rational thing to do is to give the child a proof.Open up a device and show 'em.But no,its obvious the religitards won't give no evidence.
How I wish I could just adopt that kid from those ass-hats and channel his mind into more productive things like coding,artistry,sports, you name it.
Explains why we're so backward as a nation. While the Chinese are busy trying to make out the world's best entrepreneurs from their children,we're busy trying to indoctrinate ours.Such a pity.

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Religion / Re: Anambra Youths Beat Catholic Priest To Coma by JSoE(f): 10:42pm On Aug 31, 2016
All these violence for some powerless entities.
Amadioha 1 -Yhwh 0

Family / Re: Why Is It Difficult For Ladies To Keep Their Virginity Till Marriage These Days? by JSoE(f): 2:13am On Aug 30, 2016
You should have also asked why its difficult for men to remain virgins till marriage. The ladies ain't bleeping themselves, you know?

Besides,if anyone is meant to not use his/her sex organ before marriage, then we all should have started getting our joysticks and vaginas on our wedding night.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Believe The Great Flood In Noah's Story Actually Happened? by JSoE(f): 9:55am On Aug 29, 2016
Hehe... ran into this just before I saw this topic.

Oʻahu is also known for having the longest rain shower in history with over 200 days spent with continuous rain. Kaneohe Ranch, Oʻahu, Hawaiʻi reported 247 straight days with rain from August 27, 1993 to April 30, 1994.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oahu

Religion / Re: The Bible Needs To Be Updated Or Abolished by JSoE(f): 2:31am On Aug 28, 2016
Says a lot.

Sports / Re: Rio 2016 Celebrations: Victorious Athletes On Their Way Back Home. by JSoE(f): 9:12am On Aug 26, 2016
I'm really proud of Biles. Keep up the good job,Explorers

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Religion / Re: Catholism Is False Religion!!! by JSoE(f): 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2016
DoctorAlien:


You know that deep, deep down inside you, there is a gaping emptiness, a void that nothing seems to fill, even if you try your best to deny it. There is something you feel is lacking in your life, and it creates unsatisfaction. You try to find satisfaction by living your life the way you want and doing what you want, yet the satisfaction isn't coming. The void is still there.

There is only one answer to your quest.
Continue wallowing in your delusion,pvnk.
Religion / Re: Catholism Is False Religion!!! by JSoE(f): 9:37am On Aug 17, 2016
solite3:
do you want to be a child if God? If yes give your life to Christ. Stop worrying about my children.
Both men and women love God
He created women and endowed them with the same qualities with men if God is what you said then women will not have man's qualities, as a matter of fact women where created from man.

Fvck off with your religion,Ass-Hat.Child of god ko,puppy of dog ni.

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