₦airaland Forum

charloski: @donpuzo or whatever чυя name Ȋ̝̊̅§ ​Ђȍw can U̶̲̥̅̊ call sumone ƛ fool, wen d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Ʀ mnaking ƛ point.....
i haven't checked mine.. Ɣ because its telling me no result yet .. Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋o tell me ​Ђȍw can d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mark about 1.5 milloin student I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ 3 D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̥̅Y .... U̶̲̥̅̊ self tink a̶̲̥̅♏ na

Stop using all these stup1d bb symbols here.

320,000 curses
200 people mentioned you in a post
hmmm nawa o why dis people just swearing curse on my page nah,i can't even update my statos again it's not fair o hmmm

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER TONTO DIKE never granted any interview to anyone where she said that "she is marrying a Benin man and will not marry Igbo because they are too noisy".It was an April fool joke that went viral.

yuzedo: Is she trying to say no Ibo man deserves her punny cos the literal translation of Toto Dike in Igbo language is "Great Warrior's Toto". . .
Aunty can like to carry her yama-yama toto where it'll be appreciated. Ibo people have (marital) values and obviously they don't tally with her antecedence and "aspirations". . .

*Falls-from-mango-tree* I can't stop laughing

Gaiden k: So she even has a life Hmmmmm

she HAD a life.

Phrankin: There is a proverb in igbo that says "if a rat escapes from a child chasing after it, the child calls it a witch rat" figure it out for yourself.

Hahaha i get it,so true

treasure_mi: dis blackburn defenders na yeye jare

Eat your heart out

One by one dey don they go

YOUNG!

GOOAL!

Chai 5 points o

yuzedo: If you see a kite, hawk, eagle or any bird of prey flying in the sky, simply loop both your index fingers and point at the bird like you would aim a catapult and boom, that avian is going to swoop down to the earth and touch the ground . . .
THAT. SH.IT. WORKS!!!!

This explains your profile signature.
So birds are your worst fear

lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

Hell yeah it worked for me back then.

slimyem: when i was young my age-mates and i were just developing boobies,we heard stories that if we wanted 'em boobies to be bigger,we should find a certain species of beetle and rub it on the neeples.
Dunno if it ever worked for anyone though!

so how big are your b00bs now?

He wants to replenish his purse.

None

naijasexy: I thought you were "untouched" Freecocoa?! #Issorait!

freeT0t0

Lovelynbaby: This is my pin pls help me check 201128170

Aggregate = 203 Economics = 53; Commerce = 61; Government = 41; Use of English = 48

LordPherule: Pls help me to check this 26219257BE. Kudos to u men...

Aggregate = 162 Economics = 39; Lit In Eng = 39; Government = 41; Use of English = 43

freecocoa: Abeg let nairaland be jorh,what do you people want from it actually?the only thing i don't get is why annoyingly useless topics makes the front page and the fact that this new look makes me spend less time here.

The bashing and whatever makes it fun here,btw OP its like you don't know that the more fights,the longer the threads and that's more money for Seun,although something needs to be done about what crap makes it to the homepage,i often wonder whether muki and seun dey smoke wey make them no dey delete or leave nonsense threads where dem suppose dey.

I thought so.
Lol @ your profile signature.

ITbomb: When I saw a new topic ' My gf went and slept with another guy , I don't know what to do ' .
I knew we have been over run by under aged.
Dem full romance section, most enter phone section to get the latest free browsing cheat as dem no fit subscribe, others dare to venture into politic to derail topics with tribalism.
You know dem by thier english, whither Nigeria future!

And you a 'graduate' suck at spelling.And stop mixing pidgin with 'good' English.

Wallyg007: My name is balogun waliu adegoke i did this current jamb and i lost my registration number please how can i get it back in order to check my result?

1. Go to www.jamb.org.ng (The site is down at the moment) and on the top of the page, you will see the link for 2012 UTME
2. Click on Retrieval of Registration Number link and a web page will pop up
3. Enter your serial number and pin (You can find these on your jamb e-registration card)
4. Then click on submit and you will be given your registration number.

viccipedia: @naijatjboy, how can that be ur sit number?

543 is his sit number

Chilax Jambitos the site is down.

Chill Jambites

Being single rockz Wow!!!

Basics007: Why cant you people answer simple questions like decent fellows for once? Must every thread degenerate into a abuse slingfest?
@OP. Me i think this people carry a lot of charms and suits cant easily hide them. I'm not jokin about this. I know so cos i'm close to a few of them. And i dont blame cos there's no insurance like personal insurance

Another illiterate N1gger

bajosky: the deed is done, poor technical management leading to untimely death of another.
may his soul rest in peace.
Suggestion:- the building be mortalize in honour of the victim.

Is this a joke?

Things like this happen only in Nigeria.

free2ryhme: Se as the president of Nigeria dey do bale for President of The United States. Na wah o .. Goodluck just dey disgrace Nigeria. @ Goodluck na your mate be Obama no dey do like say e sabi passs you show am say u be Niger Delta man and you know how to do scam

you are just another illiterate niger.

islamrules: I think we should go back to our old religions.

go ahead i am not behind you.