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big-ben:
So 4ucking what?

Odinaka00: I wª₪Ŧ τ̲̅ȍ become popular on this site, pls kindly work on it k? Tnx ♍Ɣ man seun......more grease τ̲̅ȍ U̶̲̥̅̊Я elbow

DMainMan: u talk like a primary 1 kid. U all know dat it was photoshopped. Let's assume it is true, u and I know he is beta dan all d fake and dubious pastors who sleep with dere congregations and impregnate them. He is beta dan pastors who still dere members money and condemn them if de dont pay tithe after usurping it for private jets. U guys are just jealous of Sanusi, recognised worldwide and won several awards more dan any CBN governor, just because he is a muslim. He gave u d option of Christian banking but u guys dont have any principle backing such. Go and hug transformer and fall into hell for dose complaining. I rest my case. Up ISLAMIC Banking. UP Sanusi. D enemy are barking lyk dogs. U all should go and sempe.

papatosibe: she looks like my sister who is by the way a gold-digger.

Dual Core: opens the "paper box" and pulls out one of the hundreds of already made "contact cards"

tpia@:
do you folks ever get tired of openings threads to let us know you left your village?

so because the somali guy is kicking your butts on other threads, you now want to start another story elsewhere.

seriously, are you people all that, because most of yall's posts scream low self esteem to the high heavens.

its like if a woman so much as looks at you, you get an o.rgasm.


i seriously suspect many of you are permanent waankers for real.

but dont let me disturb you sha.

carry on.

the viper: time is ticking away and we need this 3 points like a junkies needs a fix and my man of the match Rosicky is being changed.

didadavid:
I dont want to look silly. They trusted me but I failed them. How do I tell them without appearing like a fool, a nerd. And I don't want to leave them with the wrong information.

gulfer:
Doesn't matter anyway but what GLORY by the way is the OP talking about.

musKeeto:
na wa to you, SimonANAL,

leffects:
Or somebody that NNPC offered a job of N300k monthly salary that refused to check his/her mail for good months.

Koolking:
16. If a dog eats your final year project few hours to submission deadline

RFLMAO. Guy you are wack!!. You will sure make money in Lagos getting yourself a church

Biyi1471:
When your only child turns out to be like diluminati,  Oops!!

humblebee:
when you find out your only children are BEAF and willy-willy

afam4eva:
Very soon churches will go totally virtual. There will be no need to dress up on sundays to go to church because church will be brought to your door step. When that time comes you'll hear conversations like this:

Nkechi: Bimbo, how are you?

Bimbo: I'm fine. I just got married to a pator

Nkechi: Really? What church does he pastor?

Bimbo: He pastors www.Jesusislord.com. You should worship with us sometime. Where do you worship currently?

Nkechi: We no longer attend www.chinekebueze.com. Our new church is www.freshannointingfromheaven.net.

afam4eva:
ATM machines will be mounted at the altar   .

Ngodigha1:
Boko Haram will be making a mistake by attacking Igbo parts of South South.  Ndigbo will fight them if that is done.

sniperwolf:
No wonder internet providers are sucking our blood with their high tariff and poor services