₦airaland Forum

Guinness book records take note. My chairman wan break record

Mynd44:
If you add Rivers, Sokoto and Kaduna to this tally, the positions will stay similar too.

This is why a knowledge of statistics is important

And as I said once, you can lose the election in every state and still win the presidential election as long as the other candidates split the votes

correct 💯. this is what some set of people don't know, anyways 2023 is their first time of participating in election.

FalseProphet1:
I see Shaibu becoming the next governor of Edo state.

This I have seen.

too much Garri dey your eye

bestman09:
Chose any one. Both of them are the same from the same company.

gbam!

franchasofficia:
Ronu miscreants and OPC terrorists will never scream foul play because it's their masters doing this, let it be from Southeast or Southsouth and watch them start bleating from their wide mouths

South-south is not south-east mate, don't mention our name to your gullible comment.

Suspect33:
Lol, it's only insecurity and inferiority complex that will make anyone celebrate because an Indian person knows how to speak their language. Look at them up there throwing jabs because someone with a light skin tone speaks their language, lol.

National slaves to the fulani

International slaves to the white man..... And Indians

sorry una hates better and good things, we know una. Awon set cannabis

EmekaA125:
Who still dey camp for Borno NYSC camp ??

don't let social media news confused you, borno is better than some southern states.

ManirBK:
I feel like relocating to Maiduguri

we are expecting you. Come and enjoy peace of mind with a touch of better life.

christejames:
Lagos is indeed beating below its weight 😏



A state that should have first class infrastructure for the world to see is still grappling with and celebrating common road constructions ?


I won't reply miscreants, my assignment for them is to Google Luanda 🇦🇴, then at the top of the page click images, then come back let's celebrate this nonsense again

biko you're from which state?

successmatters:
Wike will be feeling like a 10 foot man now, until they use him finish and dump him like his brother Rotimi. That one head has cooled down a little after they used him like a tool and dropped him like trash when his usefulness was outlived.

who use wike?

AngelicBeing:
Na dem sabi, Yawns, abeg make l go chop my soft Amala plus ogbono soup loaded with bitter leaf, mangala fish, kpomo, fried goatmeat, Turkey, chicken 🍗 and grasscutter, next news jare

cc: sukkot,

we are preparing your arrest warrant from EFCC

plaindealer:
Kwankwaso don go reveal all the collaboration detail between Atiku and Pandora loser to #PBAT..


Life no balance at all..

k man na start boy

illicit:
Ezigbo na weyrey ni

Playing hide and seek with 11 year old girl

Who does that

hide and seek kill dem there

endsarrrs:
Op, where can one get the fruit?

it's everywhere in Yoruba land

Shalommy:
Over stressed... Chaiii...

exactly

BoldBrainz:
Una say na which Local Government chairmanship seat Dino dey contest for again?

na thesame question I bn wan ask, as I see the number of people in drone shot.

Femmyfamous4u:
Atiku Bagudu- Budget and economic planning
Bosun Tijani- Communication and digital economy
Ali Pate- Health and social welfare

gbam

All eyes on judiciaries are rejecting judgement. Make una dey play. 2022 LP isn't build on solid foundation

Obi and Atiku combine na pikin for where their ebola dey. Effort in futile

Obi oya o

brain54:
I suspect your wife is going through some sort of childhood trauma…


Maybe rape.


Counseling might help.

Since she gave you the okay to have sex outside… maybe you should take it up.

Something in your wife’s childhood/growing up really messed her up.

But you should have noticed before marriage too.

You dated 2 years before marriage.

Follow her timetable patiently or cheat!

motion supported

Offpointng:
Reason why I tell young men like myself, Dont allow Love becloud your senses of reasoning. Trust me the sign were always right there, you were just blind to it

I used to have what you'd call an Ex then, Same way OP describe his wife was exactly who she is. Twinkling annoys her and she immediately changes it for you, hugs from the back esp when she's in the kitchen immediately changes her mood and get her so angry, Simple romance like hugging (common hugging) she'd push you away, You can't have a healthy and Intelligent talk with her, Always defensive and hardly apologises, Any Play other than the use of mouth to call each other Big head is a No No for her, Loves sleeping like some descendants of Koala, So boring and everything bored you can think of. Firstly, I thought all these happened cuz she's still a Virgin at that age, but I've got Virgin friends that we play and have lotta fun without having sex and are not so boring like she is. Later Got to find out that's just who she was, not cuz she's a virgin or something

So that faithful night we were all loved up on chat and we chatted till she wanted to sleep and told me we'd chat the next day, so we said the lovers Good night and went to bed. But before I got to sleep, I told myself I'm so done with this girl. Normally, she always expects I do the Good morning text first or the Good morning call all the time. But this time, woke up and din call her or text her Good morning, I went bout my normal day activities like she never existed. All those time till in the evening she never call or texted until I uploaded a picture of Myself and my guys chilling bfr we replied the status and of cuz some Rude Bullshit text, I read and din reply.

She called me that night bout twice and I din pick nor returned the call, of course she took to WhatsApp again forming boss lady, I made sure i read and din reply and went to sleep putting my phone on flight mode incase she wanna disturb my sleep with calls.

Oooboy I dabaru that girl head cuz we had no fight the night bfr, we chatted so cool and was even talking bout marriage plans next day she kept calling and calling, pick for where. took her sis phone to call me unknown to me I picked, my people come see cool broken voice that I've not heard in months. I immediately cut and blocked. Any she took to crying on VN telling me if she's done anything forgive me bla bla, But nigga man's mind was made up. She got into depression and every effort her, her friends, her family made to reach out to me, I blocked em all. I moved on. Well after so many months I'm glad to let y'all know she's still single cuz I doubt any guy can be patient with her like I was

So Op the signs were always there, you just turned blind eyes to em.

correct 💯

Alchemy528:
Tinubu is not even worth to be a government of a state talk less of president,, Nigeria is about to suffer I mean hell suffering

hate speech

Betochookoo:
Nigeria must be great again

yes o.

MrsTwrite:
This country has too many problems. I'm outta here.

to Niger

Confirmedzombie:
The marginalisation of the igbos is not fair at all.

No federal character in this list. No igbo appointed .

I feel bitter right now. Are igbos not part of Nigeria.

This govt is disappointing me I must confess.

Why sideline the igbos in appointments like this.

Its well

no one eat his cake and still have it.

Congratulations. May the joy not cease in your family. Happiness always

Alchemy528:
Why can't it rank 1 or 2,,
Black people can't be first in anything why

what are you saying bayi!
10th is fair enough, Out of the 16 Countries that qualified for round of 16

helinues:
Only if this is not a twisted article, SR can deliberately be a joke sometimes

exactly

igwebuike01:
The president is the governor of Abuja. Not lame duck appointed minister. If anything is wrong in Abuja, the president is totally responsible

dey play

Tears RIP to them

LegendHero:
God bless the United Niger Delta Union.

why una con cage us for south east, make una fear god o