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Crime / Re: Robbers Invade Three Communities In Ibadan by Jsucre(m): 7:05am On Sep 06, 2023
No CCTV cameras in your house. You go explain tire.
Family / Re: Is This Enough Reason To Send My Niece Back To The Village? by Jsucre(m): 7:01am On Sep 06, 2023
Oga return that girl, immediately I returned the one in my house we have peace.

Get professional nanny.
Politics / Re: Obidients Verified Handle Attacks Mary Odili, Predicts Tribunal Judgement by Jsucre(m): 3:25pm On Sep 05, 2023
@ this juncture I don commot my hand from anything wey be Obidents movement.... Daalụ
Politics / Re: LP Rejects Edo LG Elections by Jsucre(m): 7:50am On Sep 04, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
I don't even understand self
that means you no be Nigerian
Politics / Re: PDP Wins All 18 LGAs In Edo Local Government Election by Jsucre(m): 8:28pm On Sep 03, 2023
MrB0LD:


On top handwritten results
Someone from another local government above said no election was conducted in their village and even the next.
No one in my area too...
So, where did they get these results?
what's Obident's point
Travel / Re: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by Jsucre(m): 8:16pm On Sep 03, 2023
Wike weldone sir
Politics / Re: PDP Wins All 18 LGAs In Edo Local Government Election by Jsucre(m): 8:14pm On Sep 03, 2023
Shame on Obidents in Edo
Politics / Re: PDP Wins All 18 LGAs In Edo Local Government Election by Jsucre(m): 8:13pm On Sep 03, 2023
Wike method
TV/Movies / Re: Seyi Has Been Evicted From BBNaija All-Stars House by Jsucre(m): 8:08pm On Sep 03, 2023
Nice one breakfast well served

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Residents Kidnap Bandits’ Wives In Retaliation For Abduction Of Farmers by Jsucre(m): 5:25pm On Sep 02, 2023
oloriooko:
Every Muslim is a potential bandit
Tit-for-tat
we know your type, you still carry your religion bigot enter here ba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest (0 - 1) On 2nd September 2023 by Jsucre(m): 5:12pm On Sep 02, 2023
themes009:
3point for Chelsea today, we'll keep getting better
absolutely better everyday 😜

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Definitely Graduated From Chicago State University By Farooq A. Kperogi by Jsucre(m): 5:11pm On Sep 02, 2023
Assignment
Racoon:
Congratulations balabloo-blu-bulava heroin drug baron but there are still more questions for you;
-When did the you noticed your name or student information wrongly entered and why did it took you donkey's years to get them rectified?

-Was this also responsible for your drug running criminality of 1993 wherein a staggering $460,000 forfeiture have to be entered for you as plea bargain? Does this battered nation still need a man of your kind with this dirty controversial past in the office of the President?

What precedence are you setting? That the druggie supercop Abba Kyari can also occupy this office one day as Major-General Biu once said; "a repentant BH terrorist can become the president if he laid down his arms and surrender."?

Why were you seen parading election-vote-inducing bullion vans of cash on the eve of a crucial presidential election for which you arrogantly said "it is my money and I can do whatever I like with it"? What would be your reaction if the same scenario played out today but with an opposition political candidate in the fray?( Do you have a conscience? No! You dont).

Was this CSU saga also responsible for your assenting and appending your signature to falsified information under oath during submission of your information to INEC in 1999 when you're contesting for the Lagos State governorship?

Interestingly why was Senator Tokunbo Afikuyomi never charged, prosecuted, convicted and jailed for that criminality? Why did even Festus Keyamo that prosecuted you for that criminality suddenly became your right handed man? While Gani Fawehinmi that took you to court had his case dismissed based on technicality?
Family / Re: Why Do Marriage Of Uneducated Couples Last Longer Than The Educated Ones? by Jsucre(m): 2:03pm On Sep 02, 2023
Poor people always believe fate. Simple
Culture / Re: Global Staying Power Of Yoruba Language and Culture- Reno Omokri by Jsucre(m): 9:45am On Sep 02, 2023
Zooposki:
Please I’m tired of hearing about Yoruba. Let us breetttt.
port to Yoruba nah
Culture / Re: Maryland, USA Adds Yoruba as Language for Driver Learner’s Permit Test by Jsucre(m): 9:03am On Sep 02, 2023
Omo Yoruba with language pride

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Crime / Re: @PIDOMNIGERIA Exposes Human Trafficking Ring In Akwa Ibom State. by Jsucre(m): 9:47am On Sep 01, 2023
aQUINandmore:
Oh Togo.
Why didn't they go to Ghana that has better economy and currency than Nigeria?

The only people that spend big on women in Togo are the igbo guys, an average togolese girl that a Togo man would knack to pieces for free, an igbo man would give the same girl 50k, Samsung phone and other niceties before he will have the mind to request for knacking.

The short time I stayed at asiyeye, the biggest second hand cloth market in Togo and West Africa, I made sure I emptied up to 5 igbo guys account, three of them had to close their shops and relocate back to nigeria, two of them were saved by their relatives, they had to start from scratch again.

what's the point
Politics / Re: I Was One Of The Most Recruited Graduate Of My University - Bola Tinubu (Video) by Jsucre(m): 6:36pm On Aug 31, 2023
Obidents right now grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Taiwo Odebiyi Sets Lady On Fire During Special Prayer by Jsucre(m): 10:36am On Aug 31, 2023
Jeon:
Religion will kill many because ignorance.
louder

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Politics / Re: Kogi 2023: Pictures From Admiral Usman Jibrin Kogi East Ward To Ward Tour by Jsucre(m): 7:49am On Aug 31, 2023
This man even get crowd than my man Dino.
Sports / Re: The 15 Most Popular Athletes Of All Time Ft, Messi, Ronaldo, Bolt, Federer & Ali by Jsucre(m): 10:20am On Aug 30, 2023
DenreleDave:
Ronaldo should be ashamed of himself...... The whole walatalai league is a trash...

How can a side get 3 penalties in a game? Just one side... The Arab league is just doing everything to dash Ronaldo goals, that was part of the contract he signed with them....... He went to Islam league because they agreed to give him penalties...

The ewúré even gave out the last penalty to a teammate because he knows that if he scores 3 penalties in a game, the media backlash will be too much... Baba knew that a hattrick of penalties in a game might bring problems

Penaldo wan become Pattrick grin grin grin grin grin




Ronaldo give away a penalty to avoid media backlash

Messi gives away a penalty because he doesn't care about penalty....
you dey see through your ears
Politics / Re: Umahi Inspects Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Other Projects In Lagos by Jsucre(m): 10:16am On Aug 30, 2023
Tho people in your region hates you. But we meaningful Nigeria loves you. Ride on nigga

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Hosts Asari Dokubo In Abuja (Pictures) by Jsucre(m): 8:19am On Aug 29, 2023
taylor88:
Imagine if Asari was supporting Peter Obi and taking pics with Obi

Just imagine what these Ebola patients will say

Just imagine

Anything wey anybody sow na wetin he go reap

This fat pig was supposed to be fighting for us rather he left the niger delta agitations he was known for boom he’s now a tool

Have you ever seen Tompolo or Ateke twerking this hard for politicians?

Yet they respect Tompolo and Ateke more than Asari

One day I’ll become a governor of Rivers state and I go chase hundreds of people out of this state
people like you no dey become governor, you're on revenge mission. No body go gree you

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: I Won’t Beg For My Freedom by Jsucre(m): 8:16am On Aug 29, 2023
Guinness book records take note. My chairman wan break record
Politics / Re: How Tinubu Defeated His Opponents Despite Losing Lagos, Kano And FCT by Jsucre(m): 7:34am On Aug 29, 2023
Mynd44:
If you add Rivers, Sokoto and Kaduna to this tally, the positions will stay similar too.

This is why a knowledge of statistics is important

And as I said once, you can lose the election in every state and still win the presidential election as long as the other candidates split the votes
correct 💯. this is what some set of people don't know, anyways 2023 is their first time of participating in election.

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Politics / Re: Philip Shaibu Walks Out Of Colloquium After Altercation With Security Operatives by Jsucre(m): 11:26pm On Aug 28, 2023
FalseProphet1:
I see Shaibu becoming the next governor of Edo state.

This I have seen.
too much Garri dey your eye
Car Talk / Re: Which Of These Cars Should I Go For As My First Car? by Jsucre(m): 3:16pm On Aug 28, 2023
bestman09:
Chose any one. Both of them are the same from the same company.
gbam!
Politics / Re: Mahdi Shehu Discovers Illegal Gold Mining Site Owned By Ex-Governor In Zamfara by Jsucre(m): 10:16pm On Aug 27, 2023
franchasofficia:
Ronu miscreants and OPC terrorists will never scream foul play because it's their masters doing this, let it be from Southeast or Southsouth and watch them start bleating from their wide mouths cheesy
South-south is not south-east mate, don't mention our name to your gullible comment.

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TV/Movies / Re: Indian Lady Sings A Yoruba Song Perfectly During A Live TV Show (pics/video) by Jsucre(m): 7:18am On Aug 27, 2023
Suspect33:
Lol, it's only insecurity and inferiority complex that will make anyone celebrate because an Indian person knows how to speak their language. Look at them up there throwing jabs because someone with a light skin tone speaks their language, lol.

National slaves to the fulani

International slaves to the white man..... And Indians grin
sorry una hates better and good things, we know una. Awon set cannabis

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NYSC / Re: Zulum Visits Borno Nysc Camp, Gifts Each Corps Member N30k Palliative by Jsucre(m): 7:03am On Aug 27, 2023
EmekaA125:
Who still dey camp for Borno NYSC camp ??
don't let social media news confused you, borno is better than some southern states.
NYSC / Re: Zulum Visits Borno Nysc Camp, Gifts Each Corps Member N30k Palliative by Jsucre(m): 7:00am On Aug 27, 2023
ManirBK:
I feel like relocating to Maiduguri
we are expecting you. Come and enjoy peace of mind with a touch of better life.
Politics / Re: Update On Upgrading Of Eti-Osa/Lekki/Epe Expressway From Eleko Junction (Pics) by Jsucre(m): 7:51am On Aug 26, 2023
christejames:
Lagos is indeed beating below its weight 😏



A state that should have first class infrastructure for the world to see is still grappling with and celebrating common road constructions angry?


I won't reply miscreants, my assignment for them is to Google Luanda 🇦🇴, then at the top of the page click images, then come back let's celebrate this nonsense again angry sad
biko you're from which state?

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Politics / Re: Wike Promises Completion Of Road Projects In Seven Months by Jsucre(m): 7:44am On Aug 26, 2023
successmatters:
Wike will be feeling like a 10 foot man now, until they use him finish and dump him like his brother Rotimi. That one head has cooled down a little after they used him like a tool and dropped him like trash when his usefulness was outlived.
who use wike?

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