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NYSC › July Allawee Oooooooooo by jswagg4(op): 7:04am On Jul 28, 2016

[color=#990000][/color]. Corpers Wiii oooo. Abeg any update with July Allawee?? Pls if u have received kindly update us. Tell us when u received,batch and bank. Thanx

NYSC › Re: July Allawee by jswagg4(m): 7:00am On Jul 28, 2016

elmisti:
I will not comment until jswagg4 open his usual allawe thread, he is d anointed allawee thread guy for b15.

LOOOOLLL.......... I don transfer the anointing jare,oya comment.

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Romance › Re: Barrister Proposes To His Woman Through Chafing Dishes (photos) by jswagg4(m): 3:09pm On Jul 26, 2016

joborskill:
Mumu guy

Babe wey una don dey together for over 12 months should have seen signs if it's leading to marriage or not. I just dont understand these dramas anymore. After serious knacking and several outings, yeye guys be kneeling down with aluminium ring like person wey dem press him mumu button The institution of marriage is not sustained by these melo-dramas but tolerance and forgiveness.

My papa no propose nor snap pre wedding pics but they are still together for over 4 decades. All this modern marriages are nothing but nolywood scripts.

After 2 years of marriage, una go dey write epistle for nairaland say my partner no sabi fuuckk, my wife no sabi cook. asking for yeye help from innocent nairalanders. That is if it doesn't end up in chasing each other out of the house with cutlass. Awon ode

Barman!! Give this person 5bottles! E get sense!

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Phones › Re: What Song Is Your Current Incoming Call Notification Alert Tone? by jswagg4(m): 10:01pm On Jul 23, 2016

kidman96:
If there's a question of my heart, you've got
it,It don't belong to anyone but you...

Go figure...

I'll be bleeped!! That's mine too. "The Matrimony"....... Phone 2- B.O.B ft Trey Songz-Not For Long.

Education › Re: 2016 DELSU Departmental Cut Off Mark And Screening Score by jswagg4(m): 6:47pm On Jul 23, 2016

Chinekeeeee!!!!!!!! 81.375!! Chai. If to say I know o. Anyhow sha. I don dey serve. But if this system was adopted earlier many of us wouldn't have wasted 2 valuable years looking for admission.

Celebrities › Re: Adele Kisses A Nigerian Man In A Concert by jswagg4(m): 1:22pm On Jul 23, 2016

Rednaxelot:
We love u also in Nigeria, Adenle!

Adenle, please create a time to come and visit your grandfather's grave, Adeniji Adenle in Lagos.

Who is this na?? Too funny jare

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Not Working On Blackberry, Nokia & Symbian Phones (PHOTO) by jswagg4(m): 1:11pm On Jul 22, 2016

According to the "officials" of Whatsapp, BB users constitute less that 1% of whatsapp users, so there's no point in supporting whatsapp in essence. Funny enough, when Whatsapp was first launched, Nokia and BB users constituted more than 50% of whatsapp users world wide. Times have changed I guess. I've been rocking my Blackberry Curve 7 since 2013 sha,and not a single fault. I've only had to change the battery for a new once or twice. It operates BB OS 7.1.. Blackberry has suffered extremely poor sales. Anyways. @OP, Whatsapp presently works on BB OS 6 upwards so I'm guessing your OS is older. Anyhow e be ooo.....Rocking my Whatsapp till December 2016!!

Romance › Re: See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Failed To Sleep With Her by jswagg4(m): 10:05pm On Jul 18, 2016

nnamdiokere45:
collect ur share n disembark

biko Nnkechi! Give this man 1 bottle of big stout.

Sports › Re: Paul Le Guen Is Super Eagles Coach by jswagg4(m): 9:10pm On Jul 18, 2016

PenisOfTruth:

Nigerian football team needs Jesus

But all the same, welcome to naija

where coaches are nothing but pencils in the hands of NFF

Lol! This your meme na die. Abeg e-mail am to me na kolamike41@gmail.com

Politics › Re: 2016 Bleak As Budget Failure Looms by jswagg4(m): 10:31am On Jul 18, 2016

emmasege:
So, you are one of those who caused us this national disaster. Anyway sha, you are forgiven but go and sin no more. Next time, vote wisely. 2019 will soon be here. I've kept telling everyone around me that whoever survives this hardship till 2019 should hold a special thanksgiving to God, but then we need to think out of the box next time. The worst of Jonathan has definitely proven to be far better than the best of this clueless Buhari. In 2019, it shouldn't be about APC or PDP but about the candidate, who must be subjected to public scrutiny. We must not make the mistake of voting a man who has not improved himself for over three decades or who typifies failure, a president again.

NEVER AGAIN!!!

As in ehn..... Never Again!

Politics › Re: 2016 Bleak As Budget Failure Looms by jswagg4(m): 8:46pm On Jul 17, 2016

I wonder... Was I cursed? Was I "jazzed"? Was I bewitched?? What did I do? How did I vote 4 Buhari? At least Jonathan had an economic team,but suffered from being surrounded by idiots. This is worse. This is cluelessness unrefined,in its purest form.

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Politics › Re: Daniel Udeh: Who Fixes Yenagoa Potholes Is Unemployed UNIJOS Graduate by jswagg4(m): 2:33pm On Jul 12, 2016

I finished 4rom Unijos last year. The Engineering,Agric and Vet. Medicine faculties were introduced at about 2013/2014 session, so the first set of Engineering graduates should finish by 2018 or 2019. This guy can lie for sambisa!

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Education › Re: Madonna University Finalists In Primary School Outfits by jswagg4(m): 8:51pm On Jul 09, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Nice one.......
I miss my primary school days

#TINY TOTS NURSERY /PRI SCHOOL........

Travel › Re: Urgent: I Need Directions From Egbeda To Ojo Cantonment,lagos. by jswagg4(op): 10:10am On Jul 06, 2016

9inches:
Sorry poor boy. I apologise for thinking you have a car.

The only one who needs a car is your retarded and utterly disgusting piece of shit you call a brain,So it could drive itsef far, far away from your head... It does it more harm than good

Travel › Re: Urgent: I Need Directions From Egbeda To Ojo Cantonment,lagos. by jswagg4(op): 1:41pm On Jul 05, 2016

9inches:
Don't you use Google map?

Shove your stupidity up your hairy ass.

Travel › Re: Urgent: I Need Directions From Egbeda To Ojo Cantonment,lagos. by jswagg4(op): 1:40pm On Jul 05, 2016

Schelube:
Egbeda - Iyana Ipaja - Iyana iba(Close to LASU) - Ojo Barracks. Hope this help

I should prolly take Iyana Iba from Egbeda, thanx so much

Travel › Urgent: I Need Directions From Egbeda To Ojo Cantonment,lagos. by jswagg4(op): 12:02pm On Jul 05, 2016

Pls, I really need directions. Help.

NYSC › Re: Delay In June Allowee???? by jswagg4(op): 10:35am On Jul 05, 2016

elmisti:
J.j my guy
...i don dey expect ur thread since yestdai.............bubu pay for children day last mnth, probably he gobpay for salah dis mnth too.
....
.

.....

My G! How far ma?? Me wey open thread don forget sef,,,, we were paid 29th/30th June(Lagos corpers sha).... Make una no worry, e go show before weekend..

NYSC › Delay In June Allowee???? by jswagg4(op): 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2016

peepz what's up na..... y is nysc delaying our allawee huh

?? if you have been paid kindly tell us when,bank,state,batch and streamm. thanks

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NYSC › Re: Corps Members Begin To Receive March Allawee? by jswagg4(op): 4:45pm On Apr 12, 2016

ifeanyija:
yea they jst paid me. gtb. Akwaibom state

thanks for the response. What batch pls?

NYSC › Corps Members Begin To Receive March Allawee? by jswagg4(op): 4:07pm On Apr 12, 2016

It seems the FG and NYSC officials have felt the heat from angry corps members. Several corpers are reported to have started receiving March allowances this afternoon 12th April. If you have received,kindly tell us the bank,state,batch and stream. Thanks

NYSC › Re: March Allawee 2016 by jswagg4(op): 1:12pm On Apr 06, 2016

Chuvin22:
Gbam! It has Landed. Oshey!!

if true,tell us state nd bank pls

NYSC › Re: March Allawee 2016 by jswagg4(op): 8:33pm On Mar 30, 2016

TeddyPendergrass:
Loool oga relax no dey rush. E go come.

btw is batch A getting double allowance

can't say about batch a. That's why I'm asking

NYSC › Re: March Allawee 2016 by jswagg4(op): 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2016

seunnuga:
The policy is 30 days after the last pay day...so do the maths.

really? So I'm guessing first week of april

NYSC › March Allawee 2016 by jswagg4(op): 3:01pm On Mar 30, 2016

One day to the end of March,and we wonder. Dear NYSC where is our March allawee? Pls guys let us know here if you have received your allawee, stating the bank,state,batch and stream. Also, Batch A stream 2, have you been paid your 'remaining' allawee? kindly update us

NYSC › Re: FG, NYSC Commences Early Payment Of February Allowance by jswagg4(op): 1:12pm On Mar 04, 2016

agrovick:
Delta, diamond. O ti clear

korrekt. We dey wait

NYSC › FG, NYSC Commences Early Payment Of February Allowance by jswagg4(op): 11:56am On Mar 02, 2016

Well, this is no news article but we have to give kudos to who deserves it. As at yesterday evening/night, 1st March 2016,corps members were reported to have started receiving their bank alerts for February "allawee" banks like GTBank, Access bank, Zenith bank etc had commenced payments. So kindly update us by replying this thread,stating your state of deployment,batch,stream,bank and when you received "alert" thanks.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by jswagg4(m): 3:20pm On Feb 08, 2016

na palm oil I go drink dis nite. NYSC no try Lagos corpers never receive allawee,abi na just me? Who don get here

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by jswagg4(m): 3:18pm On Feb 08, 2016

na palm oil I go drink dis nite. NYSC no try Lagos corpers never receive allawee,abi na just me? Who don get here

NYSC › Re: Corpers Yet To Be Paid January Allawee by jswagg4(op): 2:15pm On Feb 08, 2016

serendipityF:
Me too o, banking with UBA, wetin dey happen na?

its now scary. Me too is uba, servin in lagos

NYSC › Corpers Yet To Be Paid January Allawee by jswagg4(op): 11:29am On Feb 08, 2016

Wahala dey. Some corpers have been paid Jan Allawee,some have not. What may be d reason for dis? Some states Like lagos,ebonyi have yet to pay corpers N19,800. Should we be worried?

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by jswagg4(m): 7:36pm On Feb 07, 2016

labienyce:
Do I need my Waec certificate in camp for registration?

I don't think so. I think it applies to foreign trained.

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