₦airaland Forum

Stephen0mozzy:
I think DNA test is purposely set so high make the society for no scatter.

Mehn, God abeg oooooo.
Na everyday I dey beg my babe, if you nor like me again breakup/divorce. Nor bring another man pikin for me to train.

No bigger pain than this for a man.

Wait fes till someone at Alaba tells someone in Guangdong, China, that Nigerians are now doing DNA. I'm sure DNA test kits will start to be hawked for 20k per one.

eagleonearth:
she is not hungry. She just do not fancy you. If you get your own woman, she will never behave like this. Most of these nowadays women are trained criminals.

Trained criminals. Lol.

Toolegit123:
Good evening everyone.

Lately, so I decided it was high time I tried my luck with other ladies since my fiancee broke up with me. I must really confess, it has been hectic after meeting a couple of single ladies.

The first lady, a lady of 27 years was the first one I encountered and she was introduced to me by my cousin. M After texting and chatting on Whatsapp for a week, we decided to finally meet. We booked a date and I paid for her transport. On the day of our date, I noticed she wasn't paying attention to everything I was saying and that really killed the vibes I was expecting from our first date. Funny and awkward thing was that she didn't even spend more than 20 minutes on the date and I was the only one asking all the questions. After she left, I only called her to make sure she got home safely and afterward, I didn't bother to call or text her because that wasn't the kind of relationship I wanted.

Then, what actually buried the whole thing was that, even after everything, I was trying to build up a relationship with her even though I wasn't really feeling the vibes. The question that dug the final grave was--"Since the day I left your place, you haven't sent me any money for food and upkeep".

At first, I kept quiet for a while and then replied her--"haven't you been eating before we met?". That was when hell was let lose. The insults I received on that day from her were so much and annoying that the only way I thought I could pay her back was to block her ASAP.

This lady was someone who had her own hairdressing saloon business and I thought I could build something meaningful with her. But to my greatest surprise, she wasn't different from the hungry, younger ladies out there.

I don't think I will commence on my mission on the dating pool from now on because it seems most of these ladies nowadays are hungry and only looking for men who will bail them out of their poverty

So single guys in the house, has anyone of you had a similar experience with single ladies?

You said she has a salon. That means she could afford transport to the date venue. So why did you pay it? First issue.

McLizbae:
Nothings is too much for a deserving woman and mother or future mother of your kids.

Exactly.

TechCapon:
the kind of simps we have these days make me wanna laugh

What's simp about stocking your fridge, subbing Spotify or paying bus fare for your girl if she can't afford them by herself and you can?

Stephen0mozzy:
I don't think Elon gives a rat's ass about Trillionaire status. All he needs if he cared, is to sell X (Twitter) and balance up.

Funny. X is a part of his net worth. Selling it MAY raise cash for him but won't increase his net worth.

naptu2:
Jeremiah Useni, Mike Ozekhome And "Tali Shani" Embroiled In UK Land Case
https://www.nairaland.com/8519504/jeremiah-useni-mike-ozekhome-tali

Seems a complex web.

Well, I found this:

"Count one of the charge reads; “That you, Chief Mike Agbedor Abu Ozekhome, SAN, Ponfa Useni, and General Jeremiah Useni (now deceased), sometime in the year 2020 in Abuja within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, agreed amongst yourselves to cause to be done an illegal act, to wit: making a false Nigerian International Passport No.A07535463 with the name, Tali Shani, and purported same to have been issued by the Nigeria Immigration Service with the intent of using same to support your claim of ownership of the property known as No. 79, Randall Avenue, London NW2, United Kingdom, and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 96(1) of the Penal Code Act, Cap. 532 Laws of the Federal Capital Territory 2006 and punishable under Section 364 of the same Act.

Count three of the charge reads; “That you, Chief Mike Agbedor Abu Ozekhome, SAN, Ponfa Useni, and General Jeremiah Useni (now deceased), sometime in 2022 in Abuja within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, conspired amongst yourselves to use as genuine, a false Nigerian International Passport No.A07535463 with the name Tali Shani to facilitate your claim of ownership of the property known as No. 79, Randall Avenue, London NW2, United Kingdom, and you thereby committed an offence contrary to Section 96 of the Penal Code Act, Cap. 532 Laws of the Federal Capital Territory 2006 and punishable under Section 364 of the same Act.”

These are serious charges. I hope he didn't do it. One would have thought that with all the money he and his ilk make from Nigeria's dysfunction, he'd be content enough to avoid resorting to this to prove whatever claim he believes he has to a property.

kernniejay:
Someone in the video called them "dan fashi" meaning bandit in hausa language.

Hmm

kernniejay:
Oga, don't get worked up. Just look for a hausa man to tell you what the policemen are saying in the video.

What are they saying?

McLizbae:
Crime does not really pay, no matter how much it is white-washed.

What's his crime again?

kernniejay:
Try and apply sense. The policemen were outnumbered there is nothing they could do. If they run or resist, the bandits will open fire on them and kille them. So the policemen had to apply Survival Skill 101 by waving at the bandits in submission and friendly manner not to provoke them.

Lol: I wrote "explosion" instead of explanation.

Now, applying sense. Imagine you're on the road. In a place where very bad guys regularly drive around and kill and dismember people security agents. You hear the sound of many bikes. Your instinct doesn't tell you to cake cover, so you stand by the road and wait. Then they come into view at a distance - and you realise it's bandits. So you don't run, hoping they haven't seen you? You wait by the road and wave to these guys, the same ones who have killed policemen for fun. Ok. Applying common sense.

Doctortyre:
they had no chance of running.. they acted in one faith .

Hmm. I see.

guass:
One day Nigerians will wake up and rescue their selves from the bandits, definitely the Police are failing.
EVIDENCE THAT THE CLIP IS THAT OF TERRORISTS
1. VIGILANTES NOT ALLOWED TO PUT ON MILITARY CAMOUFLAGE
2. AS SEEN IN EVERY SIMILAR CLIPS, ONLY BANDITS DISPLAY SUCH MORAL OF STANDING ON BIKES
3. THE POLICE HIMSELF EXHIBITED EXCESSIVE FEAR
4. VIGILANTES IN THE NORTH NOT ALLOWED TO PATROL ON THEIR OWN, THEY MOVE WITH POLICE OR OTHER SECURITY PERSONNEL

Oh, ok. Interesting observations.

pdppower:
It seems that whoever must be the force PRO must first take a degree in lying. Those on the bikes are not actually bandits but Okada union members, not even vigilante

The Force's explosion is believable. If those were bandits, I think the policemen would have run and hid.

badaru911:
...Well, all I'm seeing is bandits,not volunteers oo... Maybe they are bandit volunteers helping their main bandit leader to clear road...

What do bandits look like?

Tickles001:
No. It's not wrong.
Weakness is finding it impossible or harder than usual to achieve what most people achieved, given the same circumstance.

If you have a strong pair of legs but can't walk a mile in a stretch, it's simple inadequacy. There's nothing to understand there.

Except there's a medical issue that stops you from doing so.

Bolded is the koko. Circumstances are never the same. Even what you eat - now or when you were growing - can determine your ability to recover

Tickles001:
Women will find a way to cry about everything. A woman's body is designed to do all that safely.
If you are finding it difficult then you are a weak woman or you have a health problem.

Women in the past have been doing it without all the assistance available today.
So, do it and shut up.

Bolded is correct. Red is wrong. Blue is possible. Some people react differently to what's "normal". Women are designed to handle childbirth without issues, and most do. Yet some die in it.

Do better. Show some understanding.

Aryafucksfinaly:
Covid-19 lockdown period was the best time to get married.

It wasn't o.

symbianDON:
Bitter cola seems to be their favorite snack they had to include it twice for emphasis

Must be a very bitter family. With bitter people.t

Mynd44:
I know someone who got married and her dad gave her a list to give her husband to be and told her to edit it as she wants to the financial capacity of her husband.

That was considerate. This Iwo list is nonsense

Pure nonsense.

Emmalez:
SOURCE
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2026/06/anambra-lg-chairman-sentenced-to-five.html



https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdwa/pr/nigerian-national-sentenced-five-years-prison-35-million-romance-scam

The quality of people we elect in this country. Smh.

DickenClarq:
To be frank

They is a big difference between a church girl and a religious girl

As a lady, I have noticed this right from when I was 16 years.
I saw my beautiful religious Aunt who spend 99% of her time jumping from one church activities to another.
But she is currently 46 years and had never married in life till date, While my bigger cousin (42 years currently) who was a premium certified escort girl is married for almost 15 years with 4 children to a very rich man.

This is the definition of what we call in Nigeria , LIFE NO BALANCE

One thing I noticed about religious girls not church girl are
1. Majority are Hypocrites (pretenders)
2. They easily judge people (Holier than thou attitudes)
3. They have no ambition or drive in life (Only thing that drive them is to go to church activities)
4. They have no mind of their own (Their pastors can even choose the color of their underwear for them)
5. Anything that don't look religious to them is ungodly (Even swimming pool or watching sports looks ungodly to them)
6. The have one way thinking and mentality (They are not rational in reasoning)

I CAN GIVE 100 REASONS WHY WISE MEN AVOID THEM\

NOTE: Marry a church girl guys but not a religious girl

I am a certified, card carrying church girl


May God help us

What's the difference between an R girl and a C girl?

DeepSight:
Probably because he resisted Israel.

Oh, I see. The Israel Gang of Nairaland (IGN).

omoredia:
Worst prime minister ever.

Why do you say that?

Nodogragra4me:
Isreal will still rain bombs on Lebanon irrespective your likes or dislike and ultimately, Iran will fall


Jesus is Lord over Iran

And that's music to your ears. Smh. You people have completely lost it.

MrEar:
Even though I fully agree with piers tweet, I must say this, Piers Morgan is a slimy weasel. A green snake in green grass.

Before the war, he was pro Israel/US...a natural born Netanyahu ass licker.

After a humiliating defeat by ordinary small Iran, Piers has suddenly turned against Israel.

All of a sudden he "genuinely cares" about the people Israel is killing. Very slimy irritating individual with no moral principle or integrity.

It's people like this who sit on the fence that make the world a horrible place to live in.

Your criticism makes no sense. If I support you or you're my friend and you then go on a killing spree, I'm not within my right to withdraw my support - because of what you did?

You want to be another WriteerNg who supports Putin even when Putin murders children in their playground?

fmlala:
After spending almost 6 years in the University, is this the best offer in town?


I go kuku use my certificate as pillow and start selling Akara.

I'm with you on this one. Akara sure pass.

thesicilian:
When conventional methods fail, then the logical thing to do is try the unconventional ones.

Ok. But conventional methods have not failed. It's the government that has not deployed it effectively.

Jakumo:
If you ever encounter Fulani men in your farm, it is important you give them the impression that you are not alone, and that your squad is positioned BEHIND them.

Do this by pointing behind them, and uttering these words in Hausa : "Megida ina zua" ( The boss is approaching behind you)

Alternatively, you can use the Fulani language to say the same thing : "Ogaajo nowarra bada" ( The boss is approaching behind you.)

The confusion you will introduce into their little brains will buy you precious seconds to back off and leave while smiling and waving goodbye.

Thanks for the tips.

Jakumo:
I stopped visiting my farmland in Nigeria after TWICE having Fulani men run up to me with sharp cutlasses at the ready, for the purpose of interrogating me on my own land, or possibly worse.

I never ventured to the farm without arming myself, and I can only presume I am alive today because of the loaded shotgun I held both times, AND because of my polite demeanor, despite the silent rage burning inside of me during those two extremely tense encounters.

Twice, I was on the brink of committing murder through no fault of my own, and with that, I stopped going to the farm forever.

Wow! That's quite an experience.

There's still a bit of sanity in the hood my farm is located - but things are still only getting worse for now. No one knows when they'll start to get better yet. No personal encounters so far and gun licence application still processing forever.

geoworldedu:
Jehovah did this one. Jehovah you watched your children get kidnapped this way, after promising them safety all over the bible. Why na Jehovah? This can only be happening if truly Jehovah is in a spiritual cage as Otem declared.

Who/what's Otem?

Jakumo:
Nigerian religious fanatics NEVER learn that Papa God ONLY protects those who use common sense by avoiding non-essential road travel in ALL parts of Nigeria, among other common sense precautions.

In this age of FREE video conferencing, there is NO logical reason why any person should embark on a long road journey in Nigeria, for ANY type of gathering, be that religious, social or political.

Now the kidnapped Scripture Union road travelers will be shouting for Jesus to save them, while in the hands of bloodthirsty Islamist terror gang members who reserve their most excruciating torture for people who call out Jesus name in their times of trauma.

Anyone with an iota of common sense, and of self-preservation, would have understood years ago that Nigeria is NOT a country where non-essential road travel is a good idea.

Right. But "essential" is subjective. Me, I only drive out of the city these days if it's farm I'm going to - once or twice a month. For me, that's essential. For some, it's church.

May God save us from those who believe him. And those who abduct for money.