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**in kiss daniel's voice** laye ee...laye ee...baby ko joor

Wrong section, they don't watch movies hear......they juzz wanna talk abt fuvk frm now till they get a very good job

do people now smoke dried stubborn grasses....I'm actually talking about Eluisine Indicar

op sef go too like fuvk

by ease yourself, u mean urinating or shiiting

If u like pound Yam from Ekiti to Lagos, I'd never marry an unattractive woman...........

LuveU2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jully29:
Its better to be single nd looking up to God than to be married nd wish to be single again. Wat matters most is ur happiness

Can't u see op ain't happy, only having a gf can make him happy.....be his gf na

mhisbliss:
You're the one doing yourself since you can get a girl if you like

You can buy her with money

You can get a primitive girl and bring her upto standard that way She'll be indepted to you

You can man up, throw the self pity and low self esteem away, swag up, step up your game, hit the street and woo a girl

Or you can just buy a doll and pretend its human

make op start to dey fvck doll, abi

wow

mhisbliss:
ok u try keep seeing me

women sha!! dat one sef go folo shakara come

mhisbliss:
I see stupidity

and i see u everywhere

TrapQueen77:
In what na?

nothing oooo

viktohmarkz:
thanks boss

eez nothing

Einl:
Nigerians and hypocrisy.

All of you guys criticising them or condemning them, if you were given a chance to have a threesom.e with lesbians.. which one of you will reject them?

Every single man's fantasy is a threesom.e.

Every is a big word, can't imagine myself banging 2 babes at d same time.....what can faaaa?

TDaniels:
Like its ABC.I wish its dat easy

what's not that easy, talk to a gal u like, highest....she'd say no, so go get a girlfriend, girls are too much everywhere...only good ones are scarce

ds place go make sense

Chommieblaq:
Lol am I joke?
Well go back to school n learn your figure of speech, maybe then u will understand what am trying to pass!

I'd av called iambibi to calm u down, but it's gone already, oya come and shed more light on Tarauni and Nasarrawa LGA, I was posted to ministry of works........Good morning

Smellymouth:
Even though being ugly is not a sin or any fault of yours but I know myself very well..

After looking at these kids by Fathia and Saheed,I, Smellymouth aka ALAGA1 has reconsidered who i decide to have kids with..As I ugly finish, I must marry a cute babe..

I want to plead with you all,Please for the sake of your children, get pregnant for someone who is not also ugly.....

Biko, there is no need in deceiving your self with the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder".

lol, I dey tell u

viktohmarkz:
thanks bro, buh what's to be done about the nagging?

If u can't deal with the nagging, call her and b frank with her.....let her know, of cos she no go hear and if u wanna leave her on that ground, No problem. No one likes a nagging spouse

amodu:
Worry not extreme coldness will soon set it

Weird state, must it b always extreme.......Morning

TrapQueen77:
I can't drop it here in public ... I don't like everyone will come & check me out there.


So u have an IG huh? #

**suspicious**

mimzy:
Makes sense...

MIMZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amodu:
Enjoy it while it last, Kano is waiting for you.

U mean that extremely hot Kano

op even post picture join, u dey para ooo......she didn't force the money off u na

you should know gals downplay their past......... when it comes to their past.....honesty would b thrown into the wind. The koko of the matter is she ain't dating the guy again so enjoy your relationship by letting it go buh b kiaful bro, dah guy hasn't gotten over the break up........Watch your back

theLegion:
Who gets tired of S E X ??
Even if she ain't beautiful or wife material, she's still gonna get bleeped till mama calls

lol.....u get power ooo

lol......quite normal, sex can get tiring and annoying on the long run, most times.....it's not like he's tired of sex with the supposed gal bt he's just tired of sex itself....it's advisable for lovers not to turn sex to rice and stew....it sud b like pounded yam that u dnt get to eat everyday

Surfboard:
All I'm saying is, if the situation was as grave as you painted it, your first instinct won't be to come on nairaland to seek advice. You'd be doing something in the real world to help solve the problem.

I wish you luck though.

some peeps r addicted to NL, i dey tell u

dah killing part, i no understand ooo..........buh why some gehs sef no dey like nack their bfs, wah reez dere gan sef

she was never ur girlfriend, u guyz were just close for abt 2wks, u only found a girlfriend for your friend which is a good thing to do. Your friend will forever appreciate you.

Smellymouth:
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You guys need to see this..