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W D F , MTCHEEW |
Ajibele !! Na so u dey do ![]() |
Ebony,your mon na belle o ur papa go dey suffer 4 una male neigbours hand ![]() |
And Faaaaaaack the two of you Dirt and Ajibele |
Yep, its nt such a joke. But foolishness can be funny at times |
Hahahaha Agybabe maybe u shoud tell us ow ur bf did dat to u ![]() |
Agybabe:pls dont slew yet let me get ready ![]() |
Ajibel:i can feel you laffing and throwing your legs up nd hitting ur head on d floor, |
I dey laff wit my lips closed nice one shaa (.~.)(._.) |
A boy used a sharp razor and started carving his girlfriends name on his left hand. A M A D A Suddenly,after carving it with blood everywhere,he dropped the razor and started shouting and crying loudly. Later,he decided to go to the doctor. When the doctor saw him crying with blood everywhere,he pitied him and asked him "who could have done such a wicked thing to you?" ![]() "Well Doctor,he said- I did it. Actually,her name is A M A N D A but i missed the N. So i need your help to carve it perfectly on my Right hand". |
Hahaha, So na trap she dey set 4 him |
I must tell Fartgbo Agyy, na so u dey do ![]() |
Tankx guys ![]() Ajibele ![]() |
bigvagina, Abi no be bigviгgina ? ![]() I wan teach you ow to crack joke ![]() |
Studio CFR:Sugar mummy level, Ebony go chop off ur Jack Mojo |
Una wan hear the details? |
ObiomaA:I for don ask u 4 ur mobile number and BB pin. ![]() |
bin gbagbo:Abeg,describe wat u saw ![]() |
Thanks Agyy, |
Ajibel:Your piss wey contain Maple Syrup ![]() *thread gets infected* |
tonyfred:I knw you'v neva hear am b4 ![]() |
Two Old couples were chatting with their two little Children, And the small Son asked his dad."what are the stages of development in a woman?" The father replied- "when she is young around her twenties,her bгeasts are like Melon.Strong and firm. In her thirties to forties,they are like Pears.Soft but hanging around. After her fifties,just like your mother.They are like Onions.Weak and looking at it makes you cry. The Woman was frustrated,just wen her daughter asked her.''mother,what are the stages of development in a man?" She smiled and said- "when he is young around his twenties,his Шilly is like an Oak tree,Mighty and hard. In his thirties and fifties,its like Plantain.Soft but still jogging around. After his fifties,just like your father,they are like a Chrismas tree.Dead and useless,and the balls are for decoration only, ![]() |
iotama22:Combines it with some Cannabis, *The poster runs Madt* |
Halt !!! Now its time for Church, |
You are at d right place. ![]() |
Also drop your phone number and adress, Thank you! |
The priest in a small village Parish had lods of Fowls given as thanks given. One day,he discovered that the Cockk among them is missing, During mass the following day,he desided to make the announcemend.So he asked his congregation, "has anybody got a Cockk?" All the men stood up, "No no,that wasnt wat i meant,i meant has anybody seen a Cockk?" All the women stood up, "No no,wat i realy meant is ,has anybody seen my Cockk?" Sixteen altar boys,two Sisters and the cook stood up. |
Dont mind them, this one's funny ![]() |
The ending is kindda funny, I just have to skip the body, |
Ajibel:so disapointed ![]() |
After he kiss am nkor, What else? |





