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@Aggy,
i nor be Fartgbo wey u dey use chewing gum to lure
And he gor dey folo u like Moo Moo.

wow @tammyswits.
This two girls in your pic makes me to sing many songs,

*i nor go say d name of d songs,but na beautiful songs anyway*

Booque is neither an english or Igbo name.
So i go dey call u Booty.
U go hapy say i didnt call u Вoob.

Anyway,how was your nite?

Wow
its working,

The tin be say the fone must spoil after checking.

Thank u @OP for that piece of shiТ.

@Booty

na me and u today.

*flogging her everywhere*

no dey put mouth 4 tins wey nor concern u,

Abeg paste another one na

Obioma

Studio CFR:
Why is access bank disturbing appreciating me like this, since when i open account them just dey call my phone number every 3 days to come and put money, just today they sent one of their staff, very fine girl to my house, she said 'hello'' my name is stella can i come in, me i say i am the only one at home yes you can come in and the rest is a long story

as if u no like am

Nna mehn,Make i kia kia run go open account for Access bank.
Oceanic bank can go to Hedes.na only debit allert dem dey send me.

U knw wat i will do?

*feeling sleepy*

I go tell u wen i wake up.

Islam is not peaceful and can never be peaceful.
Islam is the definition of Violence.
Defending Islam by Islamists on NL is just like the case of a pregnant virgin.For no matter how hard she tries to cover it,her stomach keeps on swelling.

I shed tears after reading this
http://Www.thereligionofpeace.com

@Agy

na only pure wata #10 go buy.
and na bottled wata i dey drink

Typical Ajibele's style.

He dey suffer,while another man dey baпg.

Na u go dieh 4 not making me laff

Otuoma,
Dis hot weather wit dis dry joke, 

*jumps inside my swimming pool*

Tnkx a lot guyses

@Bootee,so u nor fit clap 4 mua
@Rich,i folo u dey sing o.
@Ajibele go nd kiss your a$$

I am laffing, Clown.

Well done

I need new jokes,

I'm tired of old rugged jokes.

Childrens craps for him

I'm not entertained, Clown

*orders guards to drag him away*

Topic moved to dating and meet up zone.

If you try and get her phone number,the problem is half solved  

chrisj2000:
@Judek2
If you are an obstinate believer of Creationist theory, tell me who created the creator. Because the creator in your theory couldn't have come by chance.

Maybe you can tell me who you believe created you,thats your creator.
Or could you have come by chance?

Then you can stuff your brain in finding out who created your creator,and proberbly who created the creator that created your creator,

chrisj2000:
The answer Is simple, because god doesn't exist. If you have children you love and you are very wealthy, omnipotent and omniscient as well, will you let them go through pain?  you know the answer. god exist only in human mind.

Your likes definitely smiles at this type of topic because its another opportunity for posting your atheistic vaguely assumptions.

If human immaginations created God,then who created the human immaginations?

Thankx a lot

It excites me to know that most (if not all) Muslims reads the Bible.Hardly will you see a Muslim who doesnt have a copy of the Bible even many versions of it.
Some even reads it more than they read their Koran.

But its so sad that majority reads it with much hatered and aims at errors and counter defence for their own proofs.

A muslim friend of mine told me that he sometimes feels bored in reading the Koran but never tired of reading the bible.
He said that he only takes his Koran when he is going for his Salat.(Muslims five times daily prayers),but reads the bible all while,because he learns new things anytime he reads it,and feels happy just in reading the Bible.

If only Muslims practice half of what they reads in the Bible,expecially in the new testaments, the world will be a better place

Islam is not peaceful and can never be peaceful.
This religion is causing violence all over the world.

Snake begets snakes.

Mtcheew.

*walks away*

Ajibel:
Mind yoself judas abi na judek, na u be porrn actor

hahahaha

u av to be proud of ur occupation

Joe just bought a new bike,but he complained to the dealer that his bike always gets rusted after being beaten by rain.
So the dealer gave him a Vaseline to rob on the Crones anytime it want to rain.

That nite,his girlfriend Sandra invited him for dinner in her parents house.She told him that they have a rule in the family."while eating,no one should talk,otherwise he will wash all the dishes in the house for two weeks".

As they were eating,nobody talked and Joe desided to take advantage of the situation.
He leaned nd kissed Sandra,but d parents didnt talk,he fuucked her rite there still nobody talked.

He looked at Sandra's mother,she was pretty so he bent her and fuucked her too.
Now both Sandra and the father were so furious,but still did not talk.

All of a sudden,there is a sound of thunder clap and it began to rain.
Joe remembered his bike and quickly brought out the Vaseline from his pocket.

Immediately,the father jumped up from the table and shouted."Thats enough son !!! ,i will wash the damn dishes".