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Wats gud about the joke na

Pass

And i'm the General Overseer

So fake

Make I laff

Agybabe:
@judek2, wetin you come be? The devil himself?

faaaack youuuu!!!!

Na ur head he go take do ritual

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Ebony,,is dat your mother

Ebony,,is dat your mother

Agybabe, na Ghana ritualist he be o.

PretiEbony:
how did the bee bite the guys hand, did he put his hand in the lady's skirt?

you can guess so

I don too hear Agybabe 4 joke session,
hot cake

Agy, na where u 4rm come?

^^Nothing!

Ibo Girls And Dia Luv For Moiney

Lol,
Wat about Jack nd Jill?

Jack must av told his story to his Children

A man was sitting very close to a lady on a date out,

Suddenly a bee flew into the lady's skirt 

Where the hell did it bite


(1) Virgina
Shup up fool

(2) femalecore
Currupted NaughtyPerson

(3) Thigh
Anuohia !!,


It bite,








the mans hand

I no wan
I no wan laff
laff
I no wan laff

I dont even knw what i'm doing here,
Mtcheew

Wat a Nice joke to impress a Lady, @OP

So wat happend to Bingo after the slap?

ObiomaA:
Natasha u look priddy.

That should have been your joke topic

Na joke be dis one
Similar threads at dating and meet up zones.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-656005.99999.html#bot

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-657083.0.html

Even on their Sallah celebration

Na only him they catch?

@OP.
You wanna be like this

Amujale:
@OLAADEGBU,  the link you provide is just a series of cartoon illustrations preaching the cult of christianity; a thought by now you should have noticed that MAGIC doesnt work on everyone.

It is the brotherly love i have for you that makes me want to set you FREE from the magic of christianity that has taken you captive.

What i present to everyone is physical and intellectual proof that the character known as Jesus is a FRAUD!

I know it hurts when you hear or see someone abusing your Jesus but sometimes the remedy to an sickness cannot be administered any other way.

Every single piece of evidence concludes without a shadow of a doubt that the cult of christianity is based on sexed-up literature & characters, plagiarized literature, made-up literature and characters that claim to be original.


Hence the biggest FRAUD in christiandom is the christian bible; there is NOT many stories in that book that can claim to be an original.


lts employ simple logic:

1. Jesus is a FRAUD. Why? Because his character takes after the characteristics of various other ancient characters that pre-date his own creation.

e.g Horus 3000 B.C.E; ATTIS 1200 B.C.E; KRISHNA 900 B.C.E; DIONYSUS 500 B.C.E e.t.c



2. The bible is a FRAUD, therefore any of the characters inside any of its stories cannot be taken seriously.

hence, the bible is a fraud = the character jesus is a fraud

Oh Yes!!!, i believe you, Just as i believed the C.O.S and their lurering stories,and as i believe the Atheists and their exciting out lines,
Umm,yes, as i believe Mohammad on his indeferent stories, and many many more.,,,,Which will i believe and leave the rest

All these stories are for one person, Can't you see how great and Superior he is? HE RULES AND ALL THE EARTH TREMBLE AT HIS FEET.

I believe in
The one who teaches me LOVE,
The one who dispises SIN,
The one who promised me ETERNAL LIFE
The one who forgives my sins,
The one who hasnt only brought me to himself,but creating in me a great bond with the Father.
The one that DIED to save me from ETERNAL CONDEMNATION,

I believe in GOD,the father ALMIGHTY,creator of heaven and earth,and in JESUS CHRIST,the only SON OF GOD,who was born of a Virgin, Who worked,Suffered,died,rose and is to come again, This is the greatest truth,and its bond in our hearts,

Man was created to have fellowship with God.
But because of his stubborn self-will,he chose to go his idependent way,and his fellowship with God was broken.

This self-will is characterised by an attitude of active rebellion or passive indeference,which is an evidience of sin.

Sin creates a great boundry between God and Man,

Amujale:
The parallels between Gautama Buddha and Jesus correspond in such a remarkable manner that its simply impossible for it to have been down to mere chance or coincidence.


The parallels between Krishna and Jesus also correspond in such a remarkable manner that its simply impossible for it to have been down to mere chance or coincidence.

(1) Krishna was miraculously conceived and born of the Virgin Devaki ("Divine One" as a divine incarnation.

(2) He was born at a time when his family had to travel to pay the yearly tax.

(3) His father was a carpenter yet Krishna was born of royal descent.

(4) His birth was attended by angels, wise men and shepherds, and he was presented with gifts.

(5) He was persecuted by a tyrant who ordered the slaughter of thousands of infants who feared that the divine child would supplant his kingdom.

(6) His father was warned by a heavenly voice to flee the tyrant who sought the death of the child. The child was then saved by friends who fled with them in the night to a distant country. When the tyrant learned that his attempt to kill the child failed, he issued a decree that all the infants in the area be put to death. Writing about Krishna in the eighteenth century, Sir William Jones stated, "In the Sanskrit dictionary, compiled more than two thousand years ago, we have the whole history of the incarnate deity, born of a virgin, and miraculously escaping in infancy from the reigning tyrant of his country." (Asiatic Researches, Vol. I, p. 273).

(7) The Bible states that Jesus and family fled to Egypt afterward to escape from King Herod. According to the Christian apocryphal text "the Gospel of the Infancy," the family traveled to Maturea, Egypt. Krishna was born in Maturea, India, hundreds of years earlier.

(8.) He was baptized in the River Ganges.

(9) The missions of Krishna and Jesus were the same - the salvation of humanity.

(10) Krishna worked miracles and wonders such as raising the dead and healing lepers, the deaf and the blind.

(11) Krishna used parables to teach the people about charity and love.

(12) Jesus taught his disciples about the possibility of removing a mountain by faith. According to tradition, Krishna raised Mount Goverdhen above his disciples to protect his worshipers from the wrath of Indra.

(13) "He lived poor and he loved the poor."

(14) Krishna was said to have washed the feet of the Brahmins and transfigured before his disciples.

(15) Krishna's teachings and Jesus' teachings were very similar. The celebrated French missionary and traveler, Evarist-Regis Hucv, who made a journey of several thousand miles through China and Tibet, stated, "If we addressed a Mogul or Tibetan this question, 'Who is Krishna?' the reply was instantly 'The savior of men." According to Robert Cheyne, "All that converting the Hindoos to Christianity does for them is to change the object of their worship from Krishna to Christ." Appleton's Cyclopedia says this about the teachings of Krishna: "Its correspondence with the New Testament is indeed striking."

(16) There is an extra-canonical Hindu tradition which states that Krishna was crucified. According to some traditions, Krishna died on a tree or was crucified between two thieves.

(17) He was said to have descended to hell, rose bodily from the dead, and ascended to heaven which was witnessed by many.

(18) Krishna is called the "shepherd god" and "lord of lords," and was considered "the redeemer, firstborn, sin bearer, liberator, universal Word."

(19) He is the second person of the trinity, and proclaimed himself the "resurrection" and the "way to the Father."

(20) He was considered the "beginning, the middle and the end," ("alpha and omega", as well as being omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.

(21) His disciples bestowed upon him the title "Jezeus," meaning "pure essence."

(22) Krishna is to return again riding a white horse to do battle with the "prince of evil," who will desolate the Earth; i wonder where i've heard that line before


Does any of this sound familiar?

Believe this ??
you can believe anything,

aurenflani:
i have observed that anytime there is a religious discussion b/w christians & Muslims you see christians jumping over themselves racing to pelt insults on Muhammad (S.A.W.) where as Muslims never reacted to insult Jesus (A.S) in retaliation!

How can you insult a lamb without blamish?,ofcorse if you do,you are packing blames for yourself.
Mohammad had nothing to emmulate,he lived a life full of evil and muslims today are on that path.

aurenflani:
When a group of Muslims carry out a terror attack on civilians you see Muslims condemning these act alone with the rest of the people. You can never find any Muslim insulting Jesus but christians have made it a cardinal principle of their faiths to insult the Prophet of Islam.

Why wont they condem it?,trying to reshape the bad image islam already had, A religion built on blood and brutality is always blood thirsty.

aurenflani:
Christians always accused Muslims of religious intolerance but the christians travel to Muslim lands with their proselytizing missions trying to convert the Muslims to christianity!

Do you have any problem with that?,at least not gathering a gang of bandicts to blow off their heads.

aurenflani:
It seems to me that christians themselves are not consciencely really convinced about the doctrine of their three gods

About the doctrine of the trinity,i will tell you,
the more you look,the less you see. the more you try to understand,the more confused you become.

aurenflani:
in one as against the true montheism of Islam so that makes them jeolous hence their hatred of Muslims.

Who is talking about Jealousy here,please get serious,
There is nothing to jealous about islam cultists and their Chief priest,