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pocohantas:
Ishi leave this talk o. Chemistry is important, but physical appearance is importa-nkpa.

For some girls it is filter and I was thinking to myself yesterday, filter has done more harm than good. Why would you deceive yourself and deceive others. In my own case, I look shorter and slimmer in pictures, but I don’t fail to tell people “I am not slim or short o”.

na why you no wan gree for my govmenti, òkwa ya?
all these fine gyals and shakara sef!!

Icarus99:
I didn’t mean balls like literally
I meant chutzpah

I knew what you meant hence the question?
Balls are a given so... present yourself for a thorough search at once!!

Icarus99:
are you sure you have the balls to do all that

Balls? did you just ask about balls?

well, like i said above - time, location + yourself - that's all I need!!

Damianisa:

why are you laughing?
meanwhile, whose pic is that in your profile?

Icarus99:

Little perv

maybe... but I still need a time and location to conduct the 'search'!!

Icarus99:
que?

question??!!
I say I wan search you... according to your profile picture!!

Icarus99:
Wow never knew she’s married!!
Birthday blessings to your hubby

I wan search you!!

Onyi22:
Which one u don manage collect or get for your entire miserable life
Bad belle

smiliyB:
We plentyyy oo and you're right on point. We want those that don't want us, that's life sha Lol

Una plenty... how many una dey?

pocohantas:
Lol. Does anyone cook like that?

I felt same when I saw it sha. Nice one OP, you are better than JeffreyJunior. That one once used tomato paste to replace palm oil and give his SOUP redness. Can you beat that?

You for call am one side give am better training and coaching now!! I know you have a kind heart!!

pocohantas:
Same way other races won it, but the first time a BLACK MAN won, they had to sensitize it. It is common sense that a minority win would be sensitized, be it racial, gender or a combination of both.

Is there any redpiller with sense?

so there is a minority 'gender'? inúkwa!!!

bestabigaelever:
Small showglass-7k(used one on Jiji)
Bench-3500
Gas 3kg-3k(used one on Jiji)
Filling-#1200
Frying pot medium-3k
Small stew pot-1k
Yam-#1500
Potatoes-1k
Oil 5litre-4k
Pepper and it's accessories-1k
Ponmo-#500
Plantain-1k
Nylon-#500
Small Plates 1dozen-2k
Fork 1dozen-#600
Purewater 2bags-#340
Big umbrella-#9500
Umbrella holder from welder-5k
Medium speaker plus memory card-5k

wait o! have you done this biz before??

pocohantas:
You have told up to 5 females this in the past month alone. How exactly would any of us take you serious?

to miss people no be crime... the koko is the line before that!

Heyi!!! Mmiri amaa efi!!

UyaiIncomparabl:
It's " flown", not "flew".

the one and only

pocohantas:
I love your heat source. Is it coal? I miss coal and firewood.

Young millionaire, if you can, cut out tin tomatoes. Replace with shombo and/or tatashe.

This your formula dikwa one kind o!!

Poco, gree na my gofmenti nú, ehn? na waa o!!
I dey miss you o!!

asatemple:
sir����

i don miss you o!!
How you dey??

asatemple:
Ogwugwu oge

bia nwanyi!!

AngelicDamsel:
I decided to eat only natural food and fruits for three months and I tell you, brothers and sisters, Nature has the cure to every disease.

Many use seasoning cubes to cook everyday, but they don't know the danger of every processed edible.

Go natural and see your health improve on its own. You are what you eat, eat right.


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you be chairlady wey make sense o!!

AsherAmari:
Babaric children.

People just birth children like chicken without proper training, only to die and leave them causing havoc and problems everywhere after their death.

Parents, please try to train your children and bring them up in the way of the Lord to avoid such discord in the family when they grow up.

My Igbo brothers, please stop killing yourselves over properties that will end up rotting away when y'all are gone. Hian!

Dem no go hear o!!

Asa nwa, how you dey??

pocohantas:
“Best friends” for a decade.

Married for few weeks.

Reminds me of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. What changes?

don't be afraid, baby. Our own will last forever o!!! Na you dey delay since kemgbe!!!!

AGNESikpuNNU:

One thing we all unanimously agree on is the fact that buharri is excellent at picking idiots and misfits to represent him.

this your name búkwa metal o!!!

how much is one carton?

Cocao:
The pictures are what? Photoshop?

na waa for this your hairstyle!!!

Biyonce:
I've been with one of them, boring Bleep but he paid good cash.

Who am i to say no

so how much you dey charge usually??

Oovi5:
I'm game if you are

Alright then, let the games begin!!!!

Oovi5:
Congratulations!
A well played script

When are we writing our own script?

Chii59:

you just dey laugh! Adikwam very serious here o!!

adadike:
I stand with you Mama! It takes humility and determination to do this

Adadike di egwu!! kee ije!!??

Chii59:
True true, you no get sense.

abeg, leave that guy... him sense no complete!
when we go arrange our own pikin now??

Romanoff:
This is the reality on ground.

It took 9 months to grow a person inside a big belly. Give your self that much time or even twice that time to snap back.

Not everyone snaps back after a month or two.

Some that do spend a lot of money on it and have nannies to help nurse the baby.

Appreciate your woman, e no easy to carry belle born pikin.

correct babe with plenty sense... dem go hear word!!!

Emmyloaded:
A Nairalander, CEO of Topgist.com.ng has finally proposed to his girlfriend of six years.

This proposal is coming a few months after they both graduated from the same department in the same University.

Congratulations to them.

WATCH VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V1IJA_HiEs

that's a pretty gyal!!

nickxtra:
Good day Nairalanders and auto gurus in the house.

Kindly help me know what could be making my car to bounce while driving. I just bought the car and when I first noticed the problems, I was advised to change the tyres and the two front shocks absorber (because there was oil leaks in one).

I have changed the two fronts shocks absorbers and bought/changed to brand new tyres and balancing done, but I still notice that the bouncing has continued, although not as serious before the change of tyres and shocks.

My mechanic does not seem to have answer to the challenge, hence my appeal to you auto guys to help me out with your experience and know-hows.

Thanks

Do check the front wheel stabilizers at a good mechanic shop