₦airaland Forum

HsLBroker:
where do u need it sir

HsLBroker:
12mm 93pcs, 8mm 133pcs

HsLBroker:
I sell, 16mm & 12mm 190k, 10mm 197k.

HsLBroker:
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KanwuliaExtra:
He works very hard and is on a mini vacation to get some rest.

Not everyone is a social butterfly.
Some people relish their privacy, peace and QUIET!

I looooove that kind of lifestyle.

Berlyn1:
lol

Apina:
The judgment passed became binding as of the moment it was given, it cannot be backdated. Marriages registered there remains valid by law since it was recognized by it until now.

Koolking:
Does it mean all the marriages conducted in Ikoyi registry are null and void? If this is tenable, we will have a lot of common law couples

Esseite:
That benz is gone... the repair cost would shoot nothing less than N3m to N3.5m

Lalas247:
guy is in love oo
makes u wanna love too

marvelli:
hah! I cant wait. Pizza for me and my entire family!

NwaAmaikpe:



The diplomat forgot an important unwritten law.
"Never trust a girl in Hijab."

It reminds me of the first time Salamatu came visiting.
It was almost dawn, but in the dark I could still see her silhouette bending down.
I thought she was bending in prayer so I dozed off, I didn't know she was positioning her red sea to be parted by my nyamiri rod.
By morning, she had left in anger accusing me of not being sexually attracted to her.

That's why till this day, my Muslimas know better than to bend in front of me when praying because NwaAmaikpe will always consider that as an invitation to doggie.

marvelli:
no o pizza jor

marvelli:
Very funny I needed this to start the week

SoapQueen:
Bros, your geh loyal.

marvelli:
aww. She did sleep with you that one time and not reach out again so it seems to me that she doesn't like you at all. She's just trying to collect the money she feels that is due her. So not a relationship.

SoapQueen:
Madam, you just dey do yourself. Guys don't really care. In fact, you just gave him a ticket to explore more.


Why do all these people on twitter sound same way? Like same "gangsta" typa way.

marvelli:
I mind younger guys at least at my present age. I cant even date someone my age. Guys my age or close to my age act childish so I cant deal. I need to have some respect for a boyfriend so he has to be older.

VampireeM:
I wonder what our tax deductions are being used for in this country since the citizens has taken up govt responsibilities. We fund and provide for our every basic amenities

nikkypearl:

NwaAmaikpe:



I still remember it very vividly,
It was a sunny day in May 1995,
I was in a bus and we the useless bus driver out of greed picked up a Fulani milkmaid.

The smell of the Fura Dununu in her calabash was nauseating though the sight of her unbrad brezz was comforting.
We all protested that either the bus driver drops her from the vehicle or we will all come down.

The driver took the wise decision and asked her to drop.

It's so sad that to this day,
23 years after
The Fulani are not welcome anywhere outside their land.

SamuelAnyawu:
Win for the common man? When the the recovered monies & Assets will find its way back to APC chieftains deep pockets

SamuelAnyawu:
While Babachir Lawal and Gen Buratai continue to retain their Dubai Assets

solasoulmusic:
that’s why when you say let’s go to lunch... my treat...be prepared don’t be forming international restaurant when your pocket is singing local baby pananana

Communication counts

Dottore:
I had invited a girl on a date. I thought we could start something serious. Her father is a Secondary School Teacher while her mum is a trader. While we were considering where to go she said she'd like to go to Sahara Restaurant that she had never been there and she heard it's a nice place. . I had gone there a couple of times. This restaurant is a classy restaurant run by Arabs in Enugu. she came with 2 other girls, all were provocatively dressed and chewing gums without the slightest care in the world.
. A conversation ensued between btw us through text:
Me: babe I thought this meeting is for the both of us.
You didn't tell me you are coming with your friends.

Babe: what's wrong with my friends coming with me.
I also accompany them to meet their bfs. Besides
they are bored in the hostel and we are hungry.

(they were busy going through a big leather bound colorful menu book and placing orders)

Me: I didn't plan for this. I have a budget for our outing.

Babe: duuurrr! (carelessly chewing gum with clicking sounds)

I kept my cool as they chattered about school and gossiped about their school mates. In less than 30mins the food started coming, the only thing I could recognize was pizza which they say they'd prefer as 'take away' and a bowl of shredded Chicken Sauce. Among their orders were two glass cups of a drink I couldn't recognize and a slice of lemon hanging on the tip of each of the glass.
The waiter brought a printed bill with a shiny steel cone that they use to cover bills. I opened the cone and looked I saw N17,300
I had ordered and paid for bottled water while I was waiting for her to come.

I gently stood up, left and drove straight to another eatery.. I didn't bother switching off my phone because of 3 lousy girls. I managed to silence it though because the calls were incessant followed with countless messages that first started with insults then calmer tones of "apologies"..

Nonsense

XhosaNostra:
Like mother, like daughter. Is that something you can say to your child if you want a normal mother/daughter relationship? I'd keep my children away too, if I had such a vile person as a mother. Both don't deserve to have children.

femi4:
Poverty of the mind.....Oyinbo will not put a Cinema TV in his living room

QueenSuccubus:
Going far north..

I will let u know once my papers are approved

marvelli:
After our last Meter bill of 45k, we saw the light o and the light led us to nepa office to beg for prepaid meter. Funny enough they brought it one week later.

QueenSuccubus:
Greaaat! By the time ur free im already relocating my azz somewhere CHANGE is coming & i must be there to embrace it