₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
I have always indicated the need for the federal government to take over the duties of local government environmental and sanitation officers. Local governments have failed in Nigeria, so no one is checkmating our market men and women. This is why people sell rotten meat as suya. It is the same reason market people sell drinking garri (uncovered) in the open space, usually beside a filthy blackish gutter with over a million houseflies and rodents.

After drinking that infested piece of crap soaked in ice water and groundnut, they end up spending N5,000 on medical treatment. That's how we recycle poverty in Nigeria. The cost of ignorance is very expensive.

If we hire 500k graduates as environmental specialists, our national health subsidy/insurance budget will be reduced by 60%. Additionally, we would see a remarkable improvement in the purchasing power of the people, our life expectancy over time, and, of course, a reduction in the unemployment rate.

But what do I know? A government bereft of ideas would rather employ 500k youths as political npower agents without roles and responsibilities or 200k personal assistants in ballot snatching and vote buying.

Right now, we are selling sickness in the marketplace and pumping more money to treat preventable illnesses and epidemics.

Ebi2233:
How can a Governor be begging her 7 million

WannaHowzit:
Yes, including all your politicians like this one who's now into extortion. He wanted R300K from this poor lady.

So cry for yourself coz of the type of leaders you have that have turned you into desperation.

Bede2u:
yea...I'm sick of unproductive Nigerian girls looking for a made man to give 'peace of mind'

rickpat:
yes...I find female stammers and left handed females very very attractive...no jokes...THEY ARE ADORABLE TO ME... I'm not kidding...sounds weird though..but that's just me

Wizzy13:
Am troubled, why do Nigerian girls hate nice, cool, soft spoken and decent guys.
they always take that as an advantage to be harsh with them

Please enlighten me

Or do u have this same Experience

osmobil5:
So you really settled down and typed this with your phone...

Be like you lack attention...

Nonsense....

DaddyCK:
Opinion poll result from yestaday finally confirmed what we all been suspeting: MEN WHO LOVE COOKING ARE SUSPICIOUS: They have Gay gene!!!! ((((accoring to Science Manual Report, 2022)))



Conclusion:
Real men dont cook. At most, cookin boil egg should be the only thing acceptable becuz it simply means we in a hurry to eat. So please, use Microwave, rent housegirls, go to restorant or simply order by UBER......NO excuse for coooking, you are Gay!!.. REAL TALK!!! !!(no oofeinse)




M.0.D - front page sir!!!

GREATIGBOMAN:
So due to how Naira misbehaving.

I went and withdrew 70% of my savings from the bank and bought $19,000 worth of USDT at N863 per dollar on binance p2p

Guess what.


I just check and they're currently selling usdt there at 722 naira.



My hard earned money just lost like that


I just deleted the app... If they like let them make it drop to N400


Crypto have really delt with me



Last year it was one merchant token that ripped me off $2000
Then Shiba Inu ripped me $1200


Anytime I do anything crypto related I lose money


Will anyone advice me to sell my USDT now at 722 and accept my loss or wait untill December if Naira will lose value further to say N900 to a dollar


Will dollar be scarce in December?


Honest opinions

adioolayi:
So, person wey buy am...go just dey stare at am..

There is something about artworks and the lovers of art wey dey spend heavily on them...I don't just understand.

Light78:
It's time people should stop drinking beer every weekend.

Things are gonna be hard.

Put the money to good use.

Andre603:
I stay in Port Harcourt, I have a job paying me 50k a month. But I also have a good car.
Is it adviceable to quit the job that pays 50k monthly and start doing Bolt?

Ventura1:
Had it been we are Americans, we should be cursing Joe Biden for the job losses.

lhordspy:
Lol.

When we tell zombidients these are problems affecting every countries, organisation and everybody in the world.


They would come running, screaming and wailing.

Is this also Buhari's fault?

felong:
Oral B toothpaste is now 1,200. Omo anytime I want to talk to you just move back a bit for the safety of your nose.

jeromestarks:
I can never be gay. God punish those idiots called gay.

White girls aren't after Money or swag. They're after true love.
I'm not handsome. I'm not Dangote. And I'm definitely not a pastor. But I am a true lover!

They love me for that.

jeromestarks:
See this one.

All these ones you see in neat jeans and fine skirts are actually very VERY dirty. You won't know until you UnCloth them.

As a rule of thumb. Never give a girl head in the morning before she took a bath.
Never ever give a girl head in the evening until she just finished taking a warm bath.


Nija girls are rotten meat.
White girls are clean and sweet.
Try one and testify.

Chloraseptic:
They should hand the country over to foreign contractors to run for 20 years.

It's clear the black race is incapacitated to run a country.

signature2012:
We need to start teaching CPR also in all level of our education.

With CPR,many lives will be saved.

CPR training should be a must !!!!

I might need to write the Minister too.

Anaya4life:
Couscous

MzErica:
No igbo man dead or alive is on the level of ote$. If all Osu pigs likes let them traffic all the drugs in this life to Indonesia, nepal, Iran and other backwards Asia countries, they still won't be able to lace his shoes. There's level to things like this.

Y'all can only hate from your potorpotor region you failed to develop.

Urheadmaster:
Nigeria cannot be fixed.

Politicians are the enemies of the country.

No matter who becomes president, it is for is own selfish interests

KalioPeter:
So I recently got disvirgined and had sex after 17yrs.


Now the problem is this, I have a girl who for some reasons which I don't know, finds interest in me.
She's the clingy type and always disturbs my peace of mind with calls and texts.


According to you, she is a good person right?
Please be a human and sat her down and be honest with her, if she is matured she will understand and move on with her life.

What you are planning to do her is how heatless and cold-blooded people are made pls don't do that.


She's not a bad person, she's really good to me and treats me fairly even when i don't deserve it.
This girl is really hard working and has a good character.


Though we've only known each other for a month now, we recently had sex.
and it was my first time


I don't know if I really like this girl, or I'm just being with her because of sex, I mean I never approached her or requested for her contact instead reserve was the case.


I don't think I have plans on keeping a girl for now, I just want to focus on myself and my hustle.

She doesn't request nothing from me, and she always buy things for me.
just yesterday we went to an eatery where we both ate, and she paid the bills for everything including a take away.


Yes, your thoughts are correct, she's way older than I am, but even she doesn't know that.

I was terrible during sex, it was my first time and I guess she knew that.
I don't know what the future holds, but she hasn't called or text me since we had sex which was last night.
Is she disappointed? because I didn't even last up to 20 seconds and I spent 30 minutes trying to locate the kpekus.
I'm more worried now because I didn't put on a condom while having sex with her.

I can't have a child just yet.
and I definitely cannot stand the thought of being infected with a disease.
It was stupid of me I know, I've been reading a lot of scary post here on Nairaland, and I pray never to be a victim.
She started everything in the first place, and I feel guilty for not resisting the temptation.

I don't really know what to think, I'm really confused.

I feel like I'm moving in the wrong direction.
I plan to ghost her and tell her never to call me again, but she really doesn't deserve that.
she really is a good girl, or maybe to me

Hesssi:
did Joseph in the bible had sexual intercourse with mary before they born Jesus?
Christianity = insanity

Oloniyan:
I wouldn't have believe but my reasoning changed the day i saw my late mum.

The experience is out of this world.


Don't bother Mentioning me cos i won't explain.

BankyGee:
Where, comrade?