₦airaland Forum

My fears are death losing all my money and lasty snake.

Harry00:
sorry sir but the possibility of this ever happening is zero to none

After the Corona thing I believe in 50 50 possible, I fear these White people.

rentAcock:
I worry that one day I will wake up to a zombie apocalypse. This fear has consumed me to the point where I now sleep with a gun at all time; I've stocked up non-perishable food in a small bunker in the occasion I have to shelter in for several months.

They could be a possibility for that, but it might be the next century lol!

If I'm a guy, and the person I want to marry parents is telling me what to bring and what to spend and my partner is on their side that is the end of that relationship.

It's suppose to be a union not a business enterprise.

GratefulSoul27:
14billion in cash ke
Osun government no get account?

Same question I'm asking myself here, and he's even prond of himself.

Of course Nigerians dey over do things abeg, look at the pos thing everyone is doing it now even ATM machines don't work anymore.

lomprico:
Dem mama don chop our money finish con fat join.

Lol!

They is nothing weird like a crying man

I know the one she's talking about, the presidential candidate do not scared me like his vice. So you're not alone.

Softboy001:
Good idea.. just that am having a little bit of gum pain in my teeth so I don't think I want to eat much...

You're complaining too much
Good morning

Softboy001:
I don't olosho, infact anything woman. Just remove it out of the equation.

Just say you ain't ready for dating and stop saying you are scared of women when we all no all gerders are bad.

Softboy001:
I didn't say I must go out... I say I want to do something special. Any suggestions

Go to a nice restaurant and order something nice, and return back home alone, with a lively music and eat yourself out.

Demonicus:
Ugly Nairalanders go fear to attend.

Most nairaland guys are ugly no offense,

Parrot69:
You're idiot. You will cry blood after this match, by next your "Black Apes" will be chased out of Qatar. Mumu!

Haba naaa this is too harsh

EtinosaDLaw:
Hire a professional to do the heavy lifting for you this time, and please don't screw it up again. I know someone who had a similar issue, she had to opt for Poland after spending a huge sum. USA is a whole different ball game when it comes to visa issuance. Also, be very prayerful.

All of this just to travel to one country....

Offpoint1:
Looka the hypocritical goro chewing slowpoke crying over Arabic language.

Why should Arabic be included in a circular country Bill like Nigeria?

Let's include Ogun, Amadioha and Bible verse on it too... For equality sake.

Nigeria isn't Islamic Nation

Is the part he said that it's means everything to them for me.
The north claims so much superiority over the rest of us walahi.

Dalil8:
Virtue signalling.

They should not be allowed entry into Iran. Traitors!

You have no idea what is going in Iran ok, so shut the f up

1gbdata:
Eat well and exercise regularly.

You’re on Your Own,

Yep! You do not wanna fell sick in this country it's not pretty atall.

See how men disgracing their generation hmmmm

Berrityga:
There are many offline places where you can get cheaper ladies even good looking. Lol.. But Truth be told guys pay even more. I've paid a lady 50k day break. It was worth it tho.

Did you guys exchange kisses? because if kiss wasn't part of it, it's doesn't sound like it worth it to me lol.

Moh247:



Every day new new discovery of Naira notes

Kilode


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And they don't tell us the owners, Nigeria matter tired me abeg.

Nyamuri:
If she had decided to be Ashawo, she wouldn't have gone far like nairaland girls!

At least their not on the road to rub people of their hardend money.


Anything to to rain insult on your mother and sisters yeah sure.

Since we're that hopeless for good leadership, I prefer him over atiku if not for his vice shetima.

imadiyi:
Abeg, forget investment for naija. You know how many businesses dey fold up daily?

Alot of business, Abuja own wonder me a lot, Abuja has dried up.

Roseodd:
Please guys I want to travel out with my savings of 5.1m.
I need serious advice because I am eating the money small small.
I need serious connection to travel please,a legit one.
How do I go about it please,I don't want to flex this money again,from 5.4 to 5.1 now help!.
If you have sure way to migrate to America please help,or any good country with my current savings.

American?

Search for a Africa country with a viable economic and move to, but if you prefer oyibo land I wish you luck.

blaquebelle:
Different experiences so far.
One was always blasting Travis greene and speaking in tongues very early in the morning and at night. The time wen sleep dey sweet.

Another one would wear my clothes and hang back for me before I'm back. E go con de smell strange armpit smell.

One abandoned her amala sotey the weevils infested the room in millions and we kept looking for solution. The girl knowing it was from her foodstuff just kept quiet, watching me go insane.

Worst of all are roomates that can soak pot and leave dirty plates for years. They don't even care till you get frustrated and wash everything all the time

The one that used to soak her used pad inside wc nko I don suffer untop roommate matter for this life.

Mehn, this is a enough to go nut

nob0dy:
It was a terrible day, I got to the office by 2pm. I had to spend the remaining of the weekdays sleeping in the office.

Sorry, that one no be life ooo

nob0dy:
lmagine paying 300k yearly for a selfcon for places like Awoyaya and the traffic from that place to lekki no be here. I once spent 8 hours on that road to lekki, due to traffic. Lagos is highly overrated, nothing to enjoy here.

8hours? That's like Abuja to Lagos

Lol!
You are kind of right though, most Nigeria men don't have taste when it comes to women.

2trillion or 2million I'm trying to comprehend.

Virginprincesss:
You are jealous because your gf is not a virgin,with a wide kpekus like sweetplum own



Is sex a must in a relationship?

You just called ur fellow woman wide, and you want to be taken serious, really?

SeriouslySense:
For okro soup it will be hard to notice, if someone sneeze big catarrh into it.

Sometimes when someone sneezes, big catarrh come out, and the person will not know, so for okra soup, it will be hard to notice, and you will swallow and say, very delicious.

Food is ready oo, food done land

Why do you have to do this like seriously