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Deezou:
Zaynie,Ramadan Kareem to you too and the entire Muslim world.


Ahnie,present ma,how do you do?


Jumayin!Jumayin!!Jumayin!!! how many times did I call you? Hmmm.Wishing you all the best in life.

sweetypie....how s u

Congrats ekeminiabasi, just like yesterday u announced your bfp in d TTC thread...wow,see porting.waddling mamas how una dey,July mamas hope your bags are packed,sexy November mamas,how is d ministry going? Today is my antenatal day,took my 2nd TT shot today,feeling d faintest of kicks already,am in my 18wks6 days today....Iomoge how s u(in jenifa's voice)UmmTwins good to see u now popping in more frequently,has any1 heard from Deezou,guess she is doing 2nd missionary kpekusing kikiiiiiiiiiikiiiiiii@enkaydewdrop how ministry nah...

UmmTwins2:
I'm sooo sorry iyabetajos, dnt know what to say. May God comfort u n replace ur loss with better. May God wipe ur tears very soon. Ameen. It's well with u n family. Congrats zimunachimdi, n osas4g, may God keep n bless ur LOs inshaAllaah. Happy wedding anniversary in arrears jumayin, wishing u many happy years ahead with lots of love n happiness in ur home. May God continue to go wt u guys on ds beautiful journey. Ameen. I believe u n LO are doing great.
I hail all mamas in-house o
Still trying to catch up

thanks sweety,we r doing fine,all thanks to d Almighty

kokolet007:
I welcome my bundle of joy yesthdea evening at 3.45pm ,baby weight 3.8kg and she has been name shantel Moyinoluwa Abike.
BS later

congrats sweets

ginababy:
BIRTH ALART + BIRTH STORY + THREADCUTIES.

My prince charming landed on Monday 13th June @10:07pm weighing 2.9 (scan sabi lie sha).

It all started on Sunday night wt frequent urination n @10:30pm I felt a very sharp waist pain bt disappeared. I slept wtout feeling any pain all tru d night bt woke up in d mrng wt menstrual lyk cramp or pains. Dat Monday happened 2 b my ANC so dh n I were in attendance 2geda. Went 2 c my doc. N he looked at me n said I was in labour den I open up 2 tell him d signals I was getting.

He asked a female doc 2 go check me (VE) n den handle my delivery if need arises. We zoomed into d delivery room. I was checked n cervix was still close bt was asked to go home n come bak around 3:30pm.

Around 3pm I lost my mucus plug. Proceeded 2 d hospital by 5:45pm. Got checked n was 2cm dilated. She broke my water. Contractions were so strong n was lyk 5mnts apart yet I was 4cm dilated as at 8:40pm. The Dr inserted her hands into my jajaiana n within 10mints she dilated my cervix upto 8cm. I was given drip n she asked d nurses to giv me half dose of pitosine n get set 4 delivery. Dat was hw my son stared crawling out n landed wtout a tear.

TO GOD BE D GLORY. It ended in praise. It was a peaceful journey all d way.

congrats sweethrt,his arrival will usher in good tidings in Jesus Name

iomoge2:
November roll call.

001.Besea
002. Bolseas
003. Deyoola
004. Ebony13
005. Godmother
006. Iomoge2
007. Jumayin
008. Jummy004
009. LadyMessi
010. Missade
011. Moskidarl
012. Oshey01
013. Phummy1821
014. PrincessKF
015. Princesskiki
016. Pweetyface
017. Rejoice03
018. Roseval
019. Sweetrie
020. Temmygal25
021. Twogreatnations
022. XX01

#TeamNovember For SupernaturalPregnancyAnd Delivery.
We shall all carry to term in Jesus name, Amen.

Week 20,19,18 & 17.
Thank God for our successful pregnancies so far.
May He continue to guide n help us.
Amen.

Welcome to Temmygal25. We love you.
Meet you teamies up there.

present ma,17wks6days

Thanks so much for the love geared towards us yesterday... God Almighty in His infinite mercies would bless u richly...

Oh God,wipe away @iyabetajos's tears n make me her smile n laugh again....it is well my sister

IT'S OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.....Still fresh in our minds is the day we said,"I DO". The awesome wedding and the honeymoon too. Now 2yrs down the track we are still so much in LOVE. But have found getting along,at times, a little rough but our trust in the Lord is what strengthens our faith and what grows us as a couple in God's amazing grace.

sugarcanebaby:
This might seem like a rant but then it might not.
And so it happened that I had not been able to go to church for some time now. Yesterday, I made up my mind that I was gonna go no matter what which I did. Only for me to sit next to a lady who apparently bathed with her perfume. We came in about the same time so the scent was still quite strong. I didn't get myself from the moment I sat down in church. Initially I wanted to swap places with hubby but I didn't want him sitting next to her(lol).

All of a sudden I started feeling dizzy, breathless, feeling like I was choking at the same time. Had to leave the church auditorium to sit in the car. That was the end of church for me today because I didn't get relief till service ended.

I was so annoyed! See me wanting to go to church today and this woman from God know where had to go spoil it all for me.
Any mamas with such experience?

my sister i had d same experience in my 1st trimester too o,this time it wasn't a Cologne o....na mouth odour,com n feel dis offensive breathe from d son of Adam chai......I left d auditorium into d car o,that was d end of d service o

LadyMessi:
Chai I don die! So you actually called Messi Messi?

*moves closer to her, position my bum bum towards her mouth...... Drops some gas poo pooo poo pooo *

*flip my tiny breast, shakes my boot and walks out on her kikikiki. 9


@Jumayin if not that you are my teamie eh! U would av received part of the parcel for laughing at me.

no vex my sister,I just dey piri your DH niii,I can imagine the kain smell

tipsyjules:
I guess so but which one be standing ovation again mbok?I sincerely want to learn o but I just hope I won't forget bfor next year sha.

I guess its called stop n search

enkaydewdrop:
Yes oh... Today is #ThreadKpekus...
And truly, all our DH go hear am dis night...

The first thing my own will ask me is if everything is alright... Cos it's unlike me to initiate kpekusing...

He's in for a shocker tonight...

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

na your huhaa go hear am....kikikikikikikikikiiiiik

tipsyjules:
no be only you o.Infact I was so shocked wen one of my naughty course mates complained how painful doggy style can be. Even if everybody complain she no suppose follow bc she was very razz.Since I became sexually active na just 2ice I don try doggy. 1st was when I was still dating DH and that was because I was seriously tipsy and didn't know what I was doing.The second doggy produced this belle so.I say make I try wetin one of fwens that had issues with getting pregnant advised I do.As DH just came back from the airport na so I tell am say I wan surprise am o.I dragged him to the toilet because I didn't want distractions from friends and family wey dey cum ask of chocolate. He was so surprised when I told him I wanted it from behind.He said av bin watching too much blue films.My dear believe me for 2weekss I couldn't pee o,he had to call our family Dr to explain.I was placed on antibiotics because my vjay bin tear and I didn't even enjoy anything twas just him that was moaning loudly. So I dey jealous women wey dey enjoy doggy.

I think its painful for som ppl n not painful for some coz manhoo.d size differs...yea, the only style I enjoy most is doggie,coz it hits my gspot,especially standing ovation doggie.

mitchyy:
Ha!!! @favouredmom, fortius romanus and enkaydewdrop, i'm not the capo of kpekus o. I think the baton is with britneystacy

Anyway, this is what i did. RATED 18+

I woke up 30mins before dh alarm will wake him up for work. And i brought his hand to my belle first, then took it to my tips, cus i know that's the number one thing that turns him on. Immediately, sleep comot for he eye, cus the last time we did it was last week. While he was playing with my tips, i turned towards him for the usual exclusive breastfeeding. Na from there action start.
When it was time for the real deal, he was finding it hard to go in from the back despite using lube. Had no choice but to manage the usual missionary style with lots of pillows supporting my bumbum and head. It's not as if i was in the mood 100% percent o, but i just had to make myself go thru it. Because apart from making sure that place expands, i know my dh needs it and i dont like starving him for too long.

As for styles, make una ask another person o. Cus i'm still a learner.

lol@exclusive breastfeeding

enkaydewdrop:
Hubby looked at me very sternly one day, and asked me if what I was releasing was the same thing that's in my stomach with his baby, and went on to ask me if the baby was safe...
I was so embarrassed ehn...

I told him I don't blame he and the baby...

My mess and poo no kuku dey smell before I carry belle, so na the two of them cause am...

lolzzz,Dh asked dis exact questn too,no be dem fault nah

udoomama:
was laughing so hard when I saw this , had to go back to see d person wey write am, as I see ur moniker, I come the laugh the more, see mess wey commot as I d laff ennn, chai, ladymessi messi

kikiiiiiiiiiiiiikiiiii@messi messi

As yesterday na bumpy Tuesday,I no see pass 2 bumps,wetin dey happen nah ....November mamas whatsup?


#teamnovemberforsupernaturalchildbirth
#sexybumpymamas
#valentinekpekusbabies
Lollllllzzzzzz

LadyMessi:
Good morning mamas, may your day be stress free.

Welcome to all the new new mamas that just joined the thread. But why all of una come be December nah......... No one even say make she be November...* Theisgodo*
Na beg I dey, make November mamas where never show face come out come register abegii. The thing use to sweet me anytime where any mama join the thread, but usually pain me if she nobi November mama.

Abegi! June mamas how market waitin the happen? abi all of una wan born same day *****Checks well to make sure no sees me, runs into hiding*****

I feel d same way too o teamie,how na...waddling mamas how d go dey go,hope your bags are packed ,getting set to drop it like its haute!!!....welcome newbies,h n h 9 months to ya'all....captain iomoge where are u nah....@all,toilet is now my friend o,both poo n wee.

iomoge2:
November roll call.


001.Besea
002. Bolseas
003. Deyoola
004. Ebony13
005. Godmother
006. Iomoge2
007. Jumayin
008. Jummy004
009. LadyMessi
010. Missade
011. Moskidarl
012. Oshey01
013. Phummy1821
014. PrincessKF
015. Princesskiki
016. Pweetyface
017. Rejoice03
018. Roseval
019. Sweetrie
020. Twogreatnations
021. XX01

#TeamNovember For SupernaturalPregnancyAnd Delivery.
We shall all carry to term in Jesus name, Amen.

Let's Welcome BOLSEAS to the November Club.
Happy bumping dear.

Mamas please let's show our presence.
We have been too quiet.
Or Maybe I don't ginger enough, do we need another Mama to take over so I can hand over.
Please let's speak up, cos I feel left out in the cold.

Let's nominate someone we are kool with please. It's heartbreaking not hearing from most mamas here for over 4weeks straight and they come to nairaland.
I read through every line just to see November mama's saying something.
Very few of us are active here.
Like only 5 people.
It's unfair.

I want to nominate Jumayin to take over please.
Lemme get just 10 likes n it's settled. - Atleast that way it's anonymous.
That's like 50% vote please.

Buh if you want some else, please just say the name n we vote.

Even if you are not a November mama, please help us like this post so jumayin can take over.

Please

come on Iomoge,u r more than OK darling,don't leave d work halfway,we r almost der kiiikiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiii,wait November still tay o...kai

roseval:
Hello mama's in the house, at 16Weeks nd 3 days I have not be given or taken any malaria drugs should I be worried?

no u shouldn't be,I haven't taken any malaria drug either, m 16wks too

iomoge2:
After all I typed yesterday. Network make me lose all and I slept in anger.

Good morning mama's.

Went for second atn today.
Took 1st tt and 2nd bco injection n I didn't feel any pain.
Gave me antimalarial drug
Hope am ok sha.

Cheers to 18weeks
With no bump

However yesterday I ate small cat fish pepper soup n couldn't breath.
My stomach was like a ball n everywhere was full.
Hubby was laughing at me.

kikikiiiiikiiiiiiikiiiiikiiiii,haute catfish peppersoup kikikikikikkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiii

princessKF:
Happy birthday BellaElla..... age gracefully.
Mamas are complaining of being dark while i'm complaining of being over white
Us at 17weeks 6days.... feeling baby kicks already.


#TeamNovemberforsupernaturaldelivery

sexy November mama, kai u r so cute...


#novembermamasrock

@joysa,congratulations sis....November mamas how d go dey go? Na so Dh followed me to do scan today o,he said he wanted to see his baby n Guess what!!!!!!! We r are TEAM BLUE...yipee!!!!

Chinwendym:
Yep! Insert with your hand please.

thanks ma'am,I really appreciate it

Blessedmum:
I ll advise u both visit d hospital if possible plz carry out a test to rule out infection.

my doc gave me polygnax pessaries to be taken for 7 days,is this safe? Abeg don't read n pass,its urgent plx

olatebony:
I experienced same, but mine was with discharge. Firstly stop washing ur vjay with any antiseptic or medicated soap. A very mild toilet soap like premier will do or warm water with a little drop of maybe purit or savlon. Dettol is harsh pls note. Then get canestin or sabrestin cream (clotrimazole) and apply on the affected area may be once or twice preferably when you want to sleep.
NB: Please a plastic comes with d tube for insertion, never use it as a pregnant woman. Thanks

thanks ma'am,I appreciate

mumgb:
Gud evening mamas into the house,
Pls av got a question,
Have been having itches around my vjay area Nd really itchy Nd with some little pain around it wen I itch.av only used Vaseline on it,though had it last month Nd it disappeared Nd nw its back.the itch can be painful too.pls sabi mamas in the house wat can I uses for it.there is not discharge Nd no smell.thanks

gm mamas,plx help us torchlight this matter coz d same is happening to me here,bn waiting to read sabi mamas response o

@ all,goldenruby is fine,i just checked on her a while ago,she wud be with us soonest.

Mamas who has heard from Goldenruby....Goldenruby where are u? We miss u

Twogreatnations:
@ Besea teamie, abeg don't count in days now please, let's count in weeks/ months. Thanks dear. Morning sickness don pack him bag for my side too, but headache and fatigue is here o. Thanks for checking on us dearie. May God see us all through.

morning sickness Don pack load for my side too, just headache n dizziness o,November mamas how z u(in Jenifer's voice) abeg besea stop counting days nah...

Rukemi dearie,so sorry for your loss,may d almighty God give u double for your trouble com Di's time next year.

JUMAYIN:
Beautiful mamas o,I want to hook up, any ijebuode mamas hereclick on like if yes.

send me a pm ....ijebuode mamas