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Jokes EtcRe: Try How Good Your Phone Is by Jumbojax(m): 12:13pm On Dec 21, 2022
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SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by Jumbojax(m): 6:31pm On Dec 18, 2022
Messi for tge win!!! tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Can Tithe Be Given To Someone In Need?. by Jumbojax(m): 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2022
Tithe is a command to israelites. Giving and showing love is the commandment given to the Christians. If you want to truly pay your tithe. Pay it to Israel then
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favourite Version Of The Bible? by Jumbojax(m): 7:32pm On Nov 20, 2022
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone That Can't Read Or Write But Gives You Peace Of Mind? by Jumbojax(m): 7:06pm On Oct 20, 2022
Peace of mind trumps everything else grin
If the person can understand small of what you're saying. Why not? Wether you're proud of them or not. You love them right?
If the person is always with you then the person will probably become more literate. But you are already literate, you can't become illiterate by association na.
PhonesRe: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by Jumbojax(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2022
TravelRe: Huge Meteor Spotted Burning Up Over Scotland And Northern Ireland (video) by Jumbojax(m): 9:53am On Sep 17, 2022
And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven. Luke 21:11
RomanceRe: Masturbation, Betting Have Killed Me Help Out by Jumbojax(m): 4:23pm On Aug 27, 2022
Surrender your life to Christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJlyzTigMTI
Christianity EtcRe: 10 ways how To Know If You Are A Religious Psychopath by Jumbojax(m): 12:13pm On Jul 24, 2022
1) You believe that your religion makes you good. (rather than the individual actions or behaviour)

2) You believe that others who dont believe in your god/religion are automatically evil

3) You believe that your religion is more important than others and should be the ultimate law in the country

4) You believe that your religion comes before humanity. It is okay to kill or die for religion

5) You believe that people should be arrested or killed for mocking your religion

6) You believe that people will suffer in the afterlife, no matter how good they are for not following your religion

7) You believe that it is possible for your religion to dictate every single aspect of one's life

cool You do not want to have friends who do not follow your religion

9) You are willing to kick your teenage children out of the house for not following your religion

10) You are willing to kill a child for not following your religion. Honour killing.



Written by logicboy cheesy


Do you have any of the following symptoms?
1. I believe I am evil and Jesus imputes His righteousness to me. And then that makes me want to try to please and obey with the Help of God
2. I believe everyone is evil and only Christianity can change you completely from evil
3. Well yes. Rev 11:15 And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.
4. My religion wants to save humanity. So we can't kill anyone, but we dont mind dying for it.
5. People will definitely mock my religion. Its no skin of my back.
6. Well all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
7. My religion is the reason life exists.
8. I have friends with people from other religions, the friendship is just constrained cause of the massive gap in belief.
9. I'll never kick my kids out against their will.
10. My religion doesn't condone killing or even hating of anyone.

Happy Sunday to you.
CelebritiesRe: Falz: I Have Never Said 'I Love You' To Any Girl Before by Jumbojax(m): 5:31pm On Apr 30, 2022
Your mama nkor grin
Christianity EtcRe: Church Youths And Premarital Sex. by Jumbojax(m): 8:30pm On Mar 06, 2022
wirinet:
Murder is not the greatest weapon of the devil, corruption is not the greatest weapon of the devil, war is not the greatest weapon of the devil, na harmless sex between two consenting adults where no one is hurt that is the greatest weapon of the devil.

Religious fundamentalists are insane.
Have you seen a virgin murderer, or a virgin corrupt person, or a virgin dictator
Life is not how you see it
Na seed dey turn tree
HealthRe: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by Jumbojax(m): 3:22pm On Mar 04, 2022
Reminds of the movie Memento


Nolan's the best [color=#550000][/color] grin
TravelRe: Tricycle Driver Gives His Keke Napep A Luxurious Design (Photo, Video) by Jumbojax(m): 6:22pm On Mar 03, 2022
Fresh concept, but e short e sef one passenger na huh
RomanceRe: How Do You Manage The Urge For Sex? by Jumbojax(m): 11:55am On Mar 03, 2022
zicoraads:
Just masturbate. But don't make it a habit. Once in a while won't do you any harm.
Uh yes it will...in the long run
RomanceRe: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Jumbojax(m): 11:35am On Mar 03, 2022
I get too many funny experiences, but this one choke, she was giving me a birthday card in dining hall, so she pecked me and handed it to me, but it was on a book that she was holding so I held the book and the card but she held on to the book and we dragged it a bit before she let just the card go, we were both so embarrassed it felt we held on to it for Eternity embarassed
FamilyRe: It’s Satanic For Wives To Demand Money From Husbands Before Sex - Livinus Okeke by Jumbojax(m): 11:16am On Mar 03, 2022
All these sex talks just show say them don scam us men. Forget conji, you know the kind favour and glory a man can attain from celibacy. Something wey she suppose dey beg us for, dem don use their manipulative agenda and youthful glory to steal our future glory and demand we pay for it. Tufiakwa!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by Jumbojax(m): 10:41am On Mar 03, 2022
Marry her, that's the only way she's yours, if you can't, then know you are wasting your time, energy, money and seed.
CelebritiesRe: PrettyMike Storms An Event With Women Dressed Like Animals (Photos, Video) by Jumbojax(m): 5:16pm On Mar 01, 2022
Astoria:
True bro he might be bleeping them, but they are certainly not horses but humans contrary to the position alluded to my the mention I replied to.
Yeah but he might be bleeping them with the masks on, everything is subliminal representation to these people
CelebritiesRe: PrettyMike Storms An Event With Women Dressed Like Animals (Photos, Video) by Jumbojax(m): 11:39am On Mar 01, 2022
Astoria:
He wasn't bleeping horses you e-diot. He, with the consent of these ladies animalized their appearance. Spunky simply translates to being courageous and determined; which of these two translations has he not exhibited overtime? You won't dare display that amount of spunkiness and damn the consequences or would you?
Well you don't know that for sure, that he isn't bleeping them, do you? Their sexualized asides the horse mask, so best to think the worst when it comes to fame hungry people...
CelebritiesRe: PrettyMike Storms An Event With Women Dressed Like Animals (Photos, Video) by Jumbojax(m): 9:22pm On Feb 28, 2022
Astoria:
...and spunky too. You forgot to add that.
if you think bleeping horses is spunky undecided
EducationRe: ASUU Demands ₦1 Trillion From FG To Suspend Ongoing Strike by Jumbojax(m): 7:39pm On Feb 27, 2022
00FFT00:
And this is rightly categorized in Nairaland crime section.
Yessoo, e don turn hostage negotiation na
CelebritiesRe: PrettyMike Storms An Event With Women Dressed Like Animals (Photos, Video) by Jumbojax(m): 7:34pm On Feb 27, 2022
Astoria:
Not everything has a religious connotation. Even the air you breathe seems demonic to you. Guy shift abeg.
Come on, you gotta admit this looks creepy asl
HealthRe: I Am So Depressed. I'm A Chronic Stammerer! Please I Need Your Advice. by Jumbojax(m): 2:37pm On Feb 24, 2022
Omo some kind tinz no balance for this life, some people wan talk well, some no wan talk at all, if na me be you I go just turn comedian, I no normally get ego or pride so I go just talk anything make me people bust laugh, dey cash out money and fame grin
PropertiesRe: Don't Be A Victim. Investigate Every Property Before You Buy Any Land This Year by Jumbojax(m): 3:42am On Feb 22, 2022
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PoliticsRe: 2023: Can Rochas Be The Way Out? by Jumbojax(m): 3:12pm On Feb 18, 2022
Maybe

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PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: Buhari Healthier Than Most Nigerian Youths Attacking Him by Jumbojax(m): 1:38pm On Feb 18, 2022
kingsways:
Shame you have mouth to announce you failed to provide good health care for Nigerian youths
Asin, dem no dey shame


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Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Get Your Nickname??? by Jumbojax(m): 10:16am On Feb 18, 2022
I called myself Jax, she called me Jumbojax

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HealthRe: 18-year-old Boy Commits Suicide After His Father Refused To Marry For Him by Jumbojax(m): 10:10am On Feb 18, 2022
Ramau and Juliat grin


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CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia: When Your Guy Is Also Your Sugar Daddy by Jumbojax(m): 9:22am On Feb 18, 2022
Fiscus105:
O
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PoliticsRe: Hadiza Ibrahim: How Arrested Abuja Beggar Made Her ₦500,000, $100 - FCTA by Jumbojax(m): 9:01am On Feb 18, 2022
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CrimeRe: Ebonyi: 12 Suspected Hoodlums Arrested For Drug Peddling, Intake Of Mkpurummiri by Jumbojax(m): 8:52am On Feb 18, 2022
Once this drug stains a place there's no total eradication of it completely, since when has the war on drugs been in the states, yet meth is still alive and kicking their butts


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CelebritiesRe: Bollywood Singer Bappi Lahiri Is Dead ( Pics) by Jumbojax(m): 10:17pm On Feb 17, 2022
Righteousness2:
Condolences..

Listen Folks, the Matter of Eternity is a Matter that should be taken with all seriousness.
Souls are Departing the earth per seconds.
Many to the Broadway.
Just a few to the Narrow.
For it is appointed unto man to Die once, after that, the Judgement.
Live this Life in the Conciousness of your Eternity,
Because it does not Matter who you are, what you have , or your age.
If you Depart this World without a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ, you have Wasted your Life.
You've spoken truth my bro
But what statistics backs this claim that people die every second, I've heard it before and thought it was too much of an exaggeration

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