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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cardiff City Vs Manchester United (1 - 5) On 22nd December 2018 by Jumbus31(m): 7:18pm On Dec 22, 2018
We are going to win 6-1 aren't we?

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Events / Re: Drunk Comedian Climbs A Palm Tree At A Burial In Okigwe, Imo by Jumbus31(m): 5:23pm On Dec 22, 2018
Shibaraba:
Learner

Two weeks ago I cancelled over a crate of 33 plus plenty other ororo (if you know you know)

Last thing I remembered was deactivating my car's security system at the event. The next day I saw myself on my bed. I rushed outside,saw my car neatly parked.

Till today how I drove from VI to egbeda still remains a mystery
Lmao.. We Association of Ororo Drinkers can relate.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And Jjcskillz Reportedly Welcomes First Child by Jumbus31(m): 10:10am On Dec 22, 2018
Funke Akindele Bello welcomes 1st child with husband JJC Skillz? This is like the best news of 2018 for me. I'm so happy for Funke Akindele.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Beat Up Driver In VI, Lagos by Jumbus31(m): 10:06am On Dec 22, 2018
Nigerian soldiers can mount their weaponry and brutally murder Nigerians. But when it comes to killing terrorists, they suddenly get marauded.
Politics / Re: Buba Galadima: The Man In Aso Rock Is Not The Buhari That We Used To Know by Jumbus31(m): 9:41pm On Dec 21, 2018
If Buhari "died" in London, the protocols will not permit a cover-up. Media will pay any of the doctors, nurses and other medical staff for story of his passage. Yet, no reputable media house has published. VP Osinbajo is not a fool nor coward to serve an impostor. What drives people to believe anything and everything negative about PMB to the point of wishing him dead? Despite his failings and his good points, he became President through elections and elections will hold again soon.

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Politics / Re: Buba Galadima: The Man In Aso Rock Is Not The Buhari That We Used To Know by Jumbus31(m): 9:39pm On Dec 21, 2018
[quote author=obi4eze post=74055877] angry

We have been saying it that something fishy is going on in Aso Rock but the doubters continue doubting.

I make it bold to say that Buhari is dead and the person there is an impostor. What baffles me is that the fraud of a foreigner keeps signing bills, issuing executive orders and even presents the budget of our country. Even more baffling is the fact that many of us as citizens just gullibly believe everything the cabal tells us despite the clear signs that all is not well. Instead some people are busy shouting 'sai baba' to a noncitizen that doesn't care about them.

Using a double as a decoy is not bad but why allow him sign bills and present the budget?

Buba Galadima should just arm himself very well and beef up his security because they may come after him.
POLITICS OF DEATH
If Buhari "died" in London, the protocols will not permit a cover-up. Media will pay any of the doctors, nurses and other medical staff for story of his passage. Yet, no reputable media house has published. VP Osinbajo is not a fool nor coward to serve an impostor. What drives people to believe anything and everything negative about PMB to the point of wishing him dead? Despite his failings and his good points, he became President through elections and elections will hold again soon./quote]
Crime / Re: Man Steals A Live Chicken, Hides It Inside His Manhood (Pics) by Jumbus31(m): 10:25am On Dec 21, 2018
chendstone01:
This is why I hate Christmas people keep acting foolishly. Jesus probably hates you for celebrating Christmas
Who told you he stole it to celebrate Christmas? Video that have been online more than 4 months now smh
Religion / Re: RCCG Sells A Bag Of Rice At N9k To Their Members In Abuja by Jumbus31(m): 11:51am On Dec 17, 2018
Wiseandtrue:
Looking for those still campaigning for late Buhari on this forum!

Does anyone need to argue that there is hunger in the land

It has even affected the churches cause I know that Before, they give away these things and not sell some!

May God bless their effort and speedingly eject that impostor ASAP! grin

Merry Christmas in advance.
Jibrin or Jubrin from Sudan is a strategic fake News intended to win sympathy votes for Buhari but some ignoramuses don't know and are propagating it. Stop that nonsense, it's a no brainer.
Politics / Re: Buhari At 76: Why We Love This President by Jumbus31(m): 11:30am On Dec 17, 2018
Today is President Buhari’s birthday and all I want to do is wish him good health and more years. Hopefully he celebrates the next one as an elder statesman. ���
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Her Son, Jayce Jeremi Wow In New Pictures by Jumbus31(m): 12:47pm On Dec 15, 2018
Baby mama grin

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Family / Re: Man Takes Sex Enhancing Drugs, Chases Wife, 2 Kids Away Over Sex by Jumbus31(m): 5:57am On Nov 30, 2018
PM express with Ikotun/Ijegun/Igando/Abaranje/Ejigbo news are like bread and butter.

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Sports / Re: Enganamouit’s Home In Cameroon Vandalised After Penalty Miss Against Nigeria by Jumbus31(m): 5:48am On Nov 30, 2018
DonHummer:
Op wby all these many pictures na? At a point I Thought I was on instagram.
Lol... I thought it was Wikipedia.
Pets / Re: We Caught Tortoise Alive In Our Farm Today by Jumbus31(m): 10:36pm On Nov 27, 2018
Babangida70:
That might be someone's grandpa
Lmao
Pets / Re: We Caught Tortoise Alive In Our Farm Today by Jumbus31(m): 10:34pm On Nov 27, 2018
Praizeupdates:
So earlier today we are doing our supervising job in our farm (Raftech farms) when we came across this live tortoise in farm today.

What do you suggest we do to this tortoise .....?
You don dey resemble the tortoise small, small o
Family / Re: My Brother's Relationship Is Under A Serious Threat by Jumbus31(m): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2018
grin

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Family / Re: Man To End Marriage Of 16 Years With His Wife After Discovering Her Real Age by Jumbus31(m): 11:09pm On Nov 26, 2018
dabrin:
According ppst shared by a user @funmikolz on twitter, Nigerian is about to call off the marriage between himself and his wife he married for 15 years now after he discovered the real age, and she is 5 years older than him.

Read post below...



BY GISTMORE.COM >>> http://gistmore.com/man-call-off-marriage-discoving-real-age-wife-16-years

Believe twitter story at your own peril
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Date A Man Who Can't Buy Me A Car – Maame Yaa by Jumbus31(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2018
[quote author=IjebuWarrior post=73331871]

Pple too dey form for dis forum.. e hard to see pesin wey dey genuine. Na powerful thunder go fire all dem fake pple so. b angry[/quote All I'm saying. No let them pepper and tension you on social media. Many people wey dey form Jollof rice on social media are eba in reality. Just do you and be contented.

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Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Date A Man Who Can't Buy Me A Car – Maame Yaa by Jumbus31(m): 9:59pm On Nov 26, 2018
IjebuWarrior:


My guy.. you too much, I swear... I dey gbadun like-minds One kpoli for you again... cool

Ayilara fada dey hail you! Ojuelegba, Jibowu and Mushin for Life joor! grin grin
Lmao.. what have I done to deserved all these accolades, when my name is not even Samuel Akolade?

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Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Date A Man Who Can't Buy Me A Car – Maame Yaa by Jumbus31(m): 9:36pm On Nov 26, 2018
IjebuWarrior:
>70% of Empire ashana better pass dis leech. undecided

Why spend a fortune on dis kain leech when N1K go get you better ashana for Empire? cool
Lmao awon ti empire. But honestly better pussy dey empire, I'm talking from experience

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Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by Jumbus31(m): 1:02pm On Nov 26, 2018
bluecircle470:


I spend 50k to 60k every Saturday on football betting and i know how much i do gain. I am proud to say i do pay myself salary from this okay. You have a very poor thinking.
Very, very poor.
Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by Jumbus31(m): 1:00pm On Nov 26, 2018
Okoyeebo:


Betting is addictive, so is food, masturbation, sex, drugs, sleep and anything bound to be abused.

It is utmost foolishness to think that you're wiser than those who bet. You may have a lesser risk appetite but wiser? I doubt it.

Mind you, if you see where the elite bet, you'll come back to delete this your post.

I personally don't bet cos I don't have a large risk appetite but to say it's only never do wells that bet? Come to Federal Palace and see people use the equivalent of your entire inheritance to bet.
Tell her
Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by Jumbus31(m): 12:55pm On Nov 26, 2018
OdikwaRisky:
men that bet are highly irresponsible and foolish. They are usually broke and lazy too cuz you hardly see rich people who know the value of money engage in such foolishness, only riffraffs and never do wells crowd betting shops. The ones that want to hammer instead of working hard. I totally agree with the girl.
E be like say this one brain don dey hibernate. I've seen some1 who bet with 11 million naira. I repeat 11 million naira. My question to you is this. Can someone who is riff raff, who is broke and lazy as you claimed bet with such amount? It's better to read and scroll than this trash you wrote up there.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 24th November 2018 by Jumbus31(m): 7:53pm On Nov 24, 2018
From unbeaten to iju drum.. Life can come at you fast. Na sunny Ade concert be dis.

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Crime / Re: Tolulope Abodunrin Commits Suicide After Suffering Depression by Jumbus31(m): 6:51pm On Nov 24, 2018
Rozaytee:
Abeg shut up.. Fool
Even olosho too is judging. *spit*
Crime / Re: Tolulope Abodunrin Commits Suicide After Suffering Depression by Jumbus31(m): 6:07pm On Nov 24, 2018
Rozaytee:
u are really sick for saying dis... Mumu ode angry
You have been noticed. You can now return the phone you borrowed to type this shii to the owner. slowpoke.
Crime / Re: Tolulope Abodunrin Commits Suicide After Suffering Depression by Jumbus31(m): 9:25pm On Nov 23, 2018
[quote author=SweetBuns post=73239600]your stupidity is legendary[/quoteBefore you quote me to say I'm stupid, have enough sense to read and understand
Crime / Re: Tolulope Abodunrin Commits Suicide After Suffering Depression by Jumbus31(m): 9:22pm On Nov 23, 2018
[quote author=shukudi post=73240797]
It's like your brain is inverted!
He was a bank executive before he 'died'. He worked with access bank nd recently moved to diamond bank. I still find this difficult to believe, because he was mostly in happy mood. We attended thesame church in Ibadan b4 i left that environment. [/quote Wanted to say you're a slowpoke, but that would be an insult to actual slowpokes. Your stupid is the stupid other stupids aspire to be like. Did I ask you to quote me? That's my own contribution on the thread, and I'm entitled to it.
Crime / Re: Tolulope Abodunrin Commits Suicide After Suffering Depression by Jumbus31(m): 3:58pm On Nov 23, 2018
One good thing about him committing suicide is that at least he has reduced the numbers of unemployment youth. RIP to him
Crime / Re: Photos Of Soldiers Who Survived Deadly Boko Haram Attack In Borno by Jumbus31(m): 3:53pm On Nov 23, 2018
I don't even have any sympathy for any of them after one stupid soldier slapped me yesterday and it affected the other ear, despite the fact that my late father was a military man. And I'm currently knacking one army girl. Though I also wrestled him anyway. Those cowards. And if you're the soldier, you're here on NL reading this I've not forgiven you o. Have it at the back of your mind. Useless cowards.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Black Friday Fever!! Real Deals Or Ripoff by Jumbus31(m): 3:44pm On Nov 23, 2018
Black Friday, black Friday but my account is red
Celebrities / Re: "When Are We Getting Married" - Alexx Ekubo Disappoints Female Fan (PHOTO) by Jumbus31(m): 3:42pm On Nov 23, 2018
Attention seekers everywhere. Smh

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