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Fashion / Re: Checkout This Hilarious Makeup Transformation by Jumbus31(m): 7:25am On Oct 12, 2017
Rokia2:
To you my dear.

Have you see zendaya parents? And she's turn out to be a totally hottie.
If you ask me, Zendaya is still ugly.
Politics / Re: See What A Facebook User Posted About Nnamdi Kanu. by Jumbus31(m): 7:17am On Oct 12, 2017
We plateau much in this country. I heard he's in the creek though.
Fashion / Re: Checkout This Hilarious Makeup Transformation by Jumbus31(m): 7:15am On Oct 12, 2017
Rokia2:

Lol if you are ugly yourself shouldn't you be more sympathetic towards other ugly people?

Since you already knows the struggle. grin
Kole werk. That's height of wickedness. Why should ugly guy go for ugly babes? Dem go just dey born anti christ

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Celebrities / Re: Which Of These Mercy Johnson Curvy Looks Is Your Favourite? by Jumbus31(m): 7:08am On Oct 12, 2017
None, because it's not my curvy. I can't be buying vaseline every week on top of someone's curvy.
Fashion / Re: Checkout This Hilarious Makeup Transformation by Jumbus31(m): 7:05am On Oct 12, 2017
One of the reasons why you have to follow me to swimming pool if we're to be dating. I can't be ugly and still marry ugly person, I don't want to born anti Christ.

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Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Fvcked My Wife's Mother, Help! by Jumbus31(m): 7:00am On Oct 12, 2017
Your story look fictitious. I can't believe this poo. Next please.

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Romance / Re: All The Men I Cooked For Didn't Marry Me - Young Lady Recounts On Twitter by Jumbus31(m): 6:56am On Oct 12, 2017
If not that she's engaged, I'd said she should come and cook for me. Because after big breasts, the only that you can kidnap me with is food.

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Phones / Re: The Bontel Phone That Can Charge Other Phones I Saw Today (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 6:51am On Oct 12, 2017
Kaysalas:

abeg, wetin be the "full name" of the phone, bontel ......wetin? (e.g bontel 2340)
That's not the phone I'm using neither do I try to advertise. I just saw it somewhere.
Phones / Re: The Bontel Phone That Can Charge Other Phones I Saw Today (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 6:47am On Oct 12, 2017
winkmart:
I know how to import one that has TV, power bank and phone all in one.

I can teach you how to import it for N6000. It's sold for N13,000 in Nigeria
I need the one that has gas cooker.
Phones / Re: The Bontel Phone That Can Charge Other Phones I Saw Today (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 11:26pm On Oct 11, 2017
Mrjo:
can u buy 1 for me?
No, it's not my birthday yet. That's when I use to buy things for people.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by Jumbus31(m): 6:59am On Oct 11, 2017
ggrin:
My best friend slept with my boyfriend, I still love my boyfriend and I think we are going to be together again, but I cannot get it out of my head what both of them did to me.

My boyfriend said we were on a break when it happened, they were totally smashed and had sex. My friend has been my best friend for like nearly ten years, and she very well knew, break or not, how passionately in love I am with him.

Her excuse that it was that she was just really drunk and lonely and he was just there. His excuse is that we were on a break. While we were on this break about 2 months ago, I kissed someone else sad, wrong, I know, but I was honest with my boyfriend about it when we decided to get back together, he kept throwing it in my face, guilt tripping me about kissing someone else while we were on a break.

Then come to find out on that same break he had slept with my best friend but failed to tell me about it. But through all of this, I still love him, but hate him at the same time from taking away my best friend from me cry...I really love this guy cry...I don't know what to do cry
PM me let's cheat on him too. Rubbish, I hate cheating
Crime / Re: Guys Caught Stealing Hennessy At A Supermarket In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 5:48pm On Oct 10, 2017
Ebimor96:
Those guys deserve to be castrated and thrown into the midst of heavily endowed ladies, like the lady below.

We would then, watch them cry for being on a mango tree with riped fruits, but can't eat because their mouths are sealed with super glue.
You're a wicked man
Crime / Re: MOANING During SEX Is Crime - Read by Jumbus31(m): 5:41pm On Oct 10, 2017
So moaning is now a crime? She must be very stupid for saying that. If I'm fucking and you don't moan, then I'm done with you. How can you be lying down like a log of wood?
Phones / Re: The Bontel Phone That Can Charge Other Phones I Saw Today (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 5:29pm On Oct 10, 2017
That phone battery can last longer than one week, it serves as power bank, the torch light is brighter than the one police use to mount road block. Na gas cooker and refrigerator this phone no fit serves as. The price na around 10 to 12k. You think say na beans?

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Health / Re: UPDATE!! 31 Monkey Pox Cases In Lagos, Ekiti, Ogun, Others (read Details) by Jumbus31(m): 5:20pm On Oct 10, 2017
Jeeeeesuuuuu! Lagos? Our government got to take that Monkey Pox issh serious tho.. that stuff is so scary.. Damn!!
Romance / Re: . by Jumbus31(m): 10:59am On Oct 07, 2017
Yea, I'm in Rome street in USI United State of Igando
Romance / Re: All Men Are Dogs by Jumbus31(m): 10:38am On Oct 07, 2017
What breed is your father?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Letter To Nnamdi Kanu By Reuben Abati by Jumbus31(m): 6:47am On Oct 05, 2017
I hope he get to read this, that's if he's still alive. But wait o, upon all these chest beating. I never knew this man can disappear just like that. And na only python dance o. Tiger and lion never dance o. smh.
Crime / Re: Beware Of Fixed Match Sellers(fp Please) by Jumbus31(m): 2:21pm On Oct 02, 2017
Greatmind23:
you or him
Whatever
Religion / Re: Man Who Was Caught Stealing Money From Church Offertory Bag Has Been Arrested By by Jumbus31(m): 12:48pm On Oct 02, 2017
They should forgive him, after all he stole in his father's house.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria: Fela Greater Than Wizkid – Twitter Debate by Jumbus31(m): 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2017
Anyone comparing the great Fela and Wizkid is seriously sick and need medical attention real quick.
Celebrities / Re: Does Wizkid Selling Out Royal Albert Hall Makes Him Better Than Fela? by Jumbus31(m): 12:20pm On Oct 02, 2017
MovicVibe:


Is that what you think?
You're still asking me if that's what I think? Nawa o. If not that Wande Coal is unserious and chooses food and awoof over his music career. You should have been comparing Wizkid to Wande, not Fela.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Abandons Violent Struggle For Biafra, Seeks Dialogue With Buhari by Jumbus31(m): 12:16pm On Oct 02, 2017
ofai:


I pray you soon realise how to stupid uninformed and insane you are. Stale news of August 20, 2016
Wanted to say you're an imbe, but that would be an insult to actual imbeciles. Your stupid is the stupid other stupids aspire to be like. Nonsense.
Crime / Re: Beware Of Fixed Match Sellers(fp Please) by Jumbus31(m): 12:12pm On Oct 02, 2017
Lol.... this guy no well o, you even saved his number on your phone book as fool.

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Politics / Re: Ipob Leader Dress As A Woman And Escape ( Photo ) by Jumbus31(m): 12:05pm On Oct 02, 2017
Lmfao.... I'm done with you people.. Oya Igbos what do you have to say concerning this?
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Abandons Violent Struggle For Biafra, Seeks Dialogue With Buhari by Jumbus31(m): 12:00pm On Oct 02, 2017
Waiting patiently for IPOB miscreants to come and debunk this news.

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Celebrities / Re: Does Wizkid Selling Out Royal Albert Hall Makes Him Better Than Fela? by Jumbus31(m): 11:52am On Oct 02, 2017
Fela put naija music on the map . No social media, no technology. Just straight raw talent I'm personally offended at the slander.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Abandons Violent Struggle For Biafra, Seeks Dialogue With Buhari by Jumbus31(m): 2:57pm On Oct 01, 2017
PM news? I dey come.

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