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Rokia2:
They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

We are two different beholders.

Agreed. You're on point.

Rokia2:
To you my dear.

Have you see zendaya parents? And she's turn out to be a totally hottie.

If you ask me, Zendaya is still ugly.

We plateau much in this country. I heard he's in the creek though.

Rokia2:
Lol if you are ugly yourself shouldn't you be more sympathetic towards other ugly people?

Since you already knows the struggle.

Kole werk. That's height of wickedness. Why should ugly guy go for ugly babes? Dem go just dey born anti christ

None, because it's not my curvy. I can't be buying vaseline every week on top of someone's curvy.

One of the reasons why you have to follow me to swimming pool if we're to be dating. I can't be ugly and still marry ugly person, I don't want to born anti Christ.

Your story look fictitious. I can't believe this poo. Next please.

If not that she's engaged, I'd said she should come and cook for me. Because after big breasts, the only that you can kidnap me with is food.

Kaysalas:
abeg, wetin be the "full name" of the phone, bontel ......wetin? (e.g bontel 2340)

That's not the phone I'm using neither do I try to advertise. I just saw it somewhere.

winkmart:
I know how to import one that has TV, power bank and phone all in one.

I can teach you how to import it for N6000. It's sold for N13,000 in Nigeria

I need the one that has gas cooker.

Mrjo:
can u buy 1 for me?

No, it's not my birthday yet. That's when I use to buy things for people.

ggrin:
My best friend slept with my boyfriend, I still love my boyfriend and I think we are going to be together again, but I cannot get it out of my head what both of them did to me.

My boyfriend said we were on a break when it happened, they were totally smashed and had sex. My friend has been my best friend for like nearly ten years, and she very well knew, break or not, how passionately in love I am with him.

Her excuse that it was that she was just really drunk and lonely and he was just there. His excuse is that we were on a break. While we were on this break about 2 months ago, I kissed someone else , wrong, I know, but I was honest with my boyfriend about it when we decided to get back together, he kept throwing it in my face, guilt tripping me about kissing someone else while we were on a break.

Then come to find out on that same break he had slept with my best friend but failed to tell me about it. But through all of this, I still love him, but hate him at the same time from taking away my best friend from me ...I really love this guy ...I don't know what to do

PM me let's cheat on him too. Rubbish, I hate cheating

Ebimor96:
Those guys deserve to be castrated and thrown into the midst of heavily endowed ladies, like the lady below.

We would then, watch them cry for being on a mango tree with riped fruits, but can't eat because their mouths are sealed with super glue.

You're a wicked man

So moaning is now a crime? She must be very stupid for saying that. If I'm fucking and you don't moan, then I'm done with you. How can you be lying down like a log of wood?

That phone battery can last longer than one week, it serves as power bank, the torch light is brighter than the one police use to mount road block. Na gas cooker and refrigerator this phone no fit serves as. The price na around 10 to 12k. You think say na beans?

Jeeeeesuuuuu! Lagos? Our government got to take that Monkey Pox issh serious tho.. that stuff is so scary.. Damn!!

Yea, I'm in Rome street in USI United State of Igando

What breed is your father?

I hope he get to read this, that's if he's still alive. But wait o, upon all these chest beating. I never knew this man can disappear just like that. And na only python dance o. Tiger and lion never dance o. smh.

Greatmind23:
you or him

Whatever

They should forgive him, after all he stole in his father's house.

Anyone comparing the great Fela and Wizkid is seriously sick and need medical attention real quick.

MovicVibe:
Is that what you think?

You're still asking me if that's what I think? Nawa o. If not that Wande Coal is unserious and chooses food and awoof over his music career. You should have been comparing Wizkid to Wande, not Fela.

ofai:
I pray you soon realise how to stupid uninformed and insane you are. Stale news of August 20, 2016

Wanted to say you're an imbe, but that would be an insult to actual imbeciles. Your stupid is the stupid other stupids aspire to be like. Nonsense.

Lol.... this guy no well o, you even saved his number on your phone book as fool.

Lmfao.... I'm done with you people.. Oya IPOBs what do you have to say concerning this?

Waiting patiently for IPOB miscreants to come and debunk this news.