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Politics / Re: You Can’t Sway S/east With False Promises, PDP Tells Buhari by Jumbus31(m): 6:46am On Nov 23, 2018
Ordinary second Niger bridge that they promised Igbo in 2015, they didn't do it. Same Buhari is now asking Igbo to endorse Buhari now, and get presidency in 2023. They can't campaign to Igbo with achievements, they're begging them for votes with promises. Tragic.

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Celebrities / Re: “You Can Fall Down And Die” — Bobrisky Blasts Burna Boy For Berating Blac Chyna by Jumbus31(m): 6:40am On Nov 23, 2018
It's a blunder when a person says 'I want a male son', But he/she is just being specific, like not wanting a son like Bobrisky, who is female. Meanwhile fornicators are worried about bleachers. Smokers are worried about bleachers. Fraudsters and liars are worried about bleachers. Fake pastors and Alfas are worried about bleachers. All sinners are having opinions on bleachers, as if all of them are not going to the same hell. Don't bleach your skin though, don't give yourself skin cancer or have multiple colours like rainbow.

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Celebrities / Re: Yahoo Plus Boy Dies In An Accident In Ghana [photos] by Jumbus31(m): 6:15am On Nov 20, 2018
Death is inevitable, everyone must die one day either you're a Yahoo plus boy or Yahoo minus. RIP to the dead
Celebrities / Re: No Water To Flush At Lagos International Airport - Remmy Njoku Rants by Jumbus31(m): 6:08am On Nov 20, 2018
Wetin come concern us for here? Me wey dey dig ground like pussy cat before I shit I die. All these yeyebrity sef.

Politics / Re: 43-year-old Man Arrested For Impersonating Aisha Buhari [photo] by Jumbus31(m): 6:00am On Nov 20, 2018
"Julius was arrested and arraigned alongside two others, Keneth Chikwado Ezeonu (aka Abdul Karim) and Agu Ifeanyi George (aka Dr. Lina Norman) on a 16-count charge bordering on cybercrime". I don't want to say anything, but NCAN over to you.
Romance / Re: She Infected Me With An STD by Jumbus31(m): 12:13pm On Nov 15, 2018
felixmuyiwa:
Brain and konji can not work at the same time.

its only wisdom that makes you wise at that particular 3mints.
Jesus Christ! So you people has end up using this police man as meme? Lmao, you guys are something else.

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Business / Re: Mansion: Tony Ezenna's House In Bourdillon, Ikoyi, Lagos. Photos by Jumbus31(m): 10:33pm On Nov 14, 2018
Tonymegabush1:
When money speaks see structure, see interior see compound and see me for here admiring another man's treasure
I was there live on Saturday. That house was massive. My boss was even laughing at me that I've not been to such house before. Everything inside is gold including toilet. Money is good mehn.
Health / Re: Why Are Nigerians Not Interested In Keeping Fit? by Jumbus31(m): 3:25pm On Nov 12, 2018
[quote author=Nbote post=72883009]Na who don chop dey find fitness.. Poverty will help U stay fit whether U want to or not.. Running out of money is exercise on its own..
Most Nigerians have a daily routine which involves
1. Trekking/Running to catch a bus
2. Starting their generator
3. Running up and down staircases
4. Riding okada or keke on a bad and bumpy road
5. Knacking
6. Dancing (especially with d kind of crazy dance steps our science teacher artistes always come up with...

So whixh other exercise again we need abeg[/quoteI tire o, me wey dey ride bicycle from Igando to Festac everyday, which fitness pass dat one]
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Exam (3credit Unit) by Jumbus31(m): 9:54pm On Nov 08, 2018
yarimo:
from your last comment it's clear you don't know anything about courts
Lol... Apparently you don't understand the sarcasm in that comment
Politics / Re: N3.5M Monthly Feeding For El-Zakzaky: Lai Mohammed Trends On Twitter by Jumbus31(m): 2:08pm On Nov 08, 2018
I'm patiently waiting for all these APC miscreants to come and defend this lie. Because as it stands, It's official. Lai Mohammed has no respect for the devil because even the devil can not sanction this kind of lie.

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Exam (3credit Unit) by Jumbus31(m): 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2018
"It costs the Nigeria gov't N3.5m/month to feed ElZakzaky." - Lai Mohammed. 3.5m × 12 months = N42m. He was arrested in 2015, let's say they've bn feeding him for 3 years. 3.5m × 36 months: N126m.
Instead of obeying court orders, Nigeria gov't is wasting money to keep him, very smart.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Excited As He Celebrates His Breakup With His Girlfriend by Jumbus31(m): 2:58pm On Nov 06, 2018
PierreAbutu:


angry
So true
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Excited As He Celebrates His Breakup With His Girlfriend by Jumbus31(m): 2:49pm On Nov 06, 2018
Jonathan:

This is a similar situation with mine . But in my own case . This girl refused to give a response to my advances for so long . Yet she was giving me green light .we kissed once and cuddled like there’s no tomorrow.
She was Always disturbing my WhatsApp. Always asking about my welfare . Always showing some yèyé care.
Then I concluded she was in grin .
But whenever I try persuade her to come over and try eat from the honeypot. She’ll act shifty. Then I told her to give a point blank response to my advances and stop messing with my emotions.
Guess what ? She said no! She wasn’t interested in a relationship.
I said ok and I disappeared.
Still, the girl no leave my neck alone.
But I try my best to push her away . I’m not interested in a friendship that won’t benefit me abeg.
She wanted to friend zone you, and you japaa.
Crime / Re: Angry Man Tears Lady’s Trouser Over Sex by Jumbus31(m): 10:31am On Nov 06, 2018
Op .... Na my area you dey call outskirt? Craze dey your head
Webmasters / Re: How Do I Go With Blogging Using Mobile Phone? by Jumbus31(m): 9:20am On Nov 06, 2018
maziepopo:
Weekend was so good and glorious, winning is our right , call or whatsapp to confirm .
If weekend was so good, you won't even have time to post this trash here.

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Education / Re: ASUU Commences Indefinite Nationwide Strike by Jumbus31(m): 11:22pm On Nov 04, 2018
ASUU begins nationwide strike with immediate effect. ASUU no even give us any hint, na so rapture go be.

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Events / Re: Drama As Bride's Father Cancels Wedding On D-day In Ibadan (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 11:47am On Nov 04, 2018
He should tell us what, these are just flimsy excuse. Nonsense

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Politics / Re: We Won’t Submit Buhari’s WASC To INEC Though It Has Been Presented To Him — APC by Jumbus31(m): 6:27am On Nov 03, 2018
How Buhari wrote WAEC in 1961 with bald head, should be in Guinness book of world records.

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Health / Re: Sweating On The Palms, How Do I Stop it? by Jumbus31(m): 9:51pm On Nov 02, 2018
TITOBIGZ:


don't worry it will eventually stop, was a victim too.
Exactly me too, both palms and feet.
Politics / Re: APC To Nigerians, Stone Us If We Fail To Deliver After 2 Years -Flashback by Jumbus31(m): 10:24pm On Oct 30, 2018
How do we start now, starting from who? Buhari, Osinbajo or Lie Mohammed.

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Romance / Re: Fever Video: Who Noticed This? by Jumbus31(m): 12:50pm On Oct 25, 2018
Lmao. Who did this?
Education / Re: Meet Oluwatunmise Idowu, 14-year-old With An 'Electric Brain' by Jumbus31(m): 12:49pm On Oct 25, 2018
Big up girl. God bless and keep you in all your endeavors. Meanwhile NCAN will avoid this thread like plague. Awon wehrey omo.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Tiwa Savage “Fever” Video Got Nigerians Talking by Jumbus31(m): 9:33pm On Oct 24, 2018
Smartini:
How would a man do this and not get an erection? And they say its called being professional
I tire o. Even if they use cellotape or super glue to glue my dick. Baba go still rise.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Tiwa Savage “Fever” Video Got Nigerians Talking by Jumbus31(m): 8:45am On Oct 24, 2018
Wizkid and Tiwa after first round in that fever video.

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Sports / Re: De Gea Is Not Human’ – See What Fans Are Saying About His ‘wonderful Double Save by Jumbus31(m): 8:33am On Oct 24, 2018
They shouldn't call our keeper God o, he's not human, is he now God? That's how Barca fans shouting Messi is a Goat, Messi is God, Messi is this, upandan. Now that Messi is injured. I just dey wonder if God dey get injury.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Union Bank Staffer Steals N8.7m From Customer’s Account by Jumbus31(m): 8:24am On Oct 24, 2018
Union bank staffer? Op what's the meaning of this? Meanwhile one of the NCAN member right now :-.....

Phones / Re: 5050 Naira Glo Credit Dissappears by Jumbus31(m): 8:15am On Oct 24, 2018
kheny12:
Village people on point, issa our work ooo.
lol�

Politics / Re: Only My Son In-law Nwosu Can Win Imo 2019 Gov — Imo State Gov Okorocha by Jumbus31(m): 8:12am On Oct 24, 2018
Leg wey dey pain this man don dey affect em brain.
Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping 6-Year-Old Girl Inside Bush In Ogun. Photo by Jumbus31(m): 8:48am On Oct 23, 2018
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Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping 6-Year-Old Girl Inside Bush In Ogun. Photo by Jumbus31(m): 8:33am On Oct 23, 2018
holyfather:

'bombered ' you said?
This is really terrible.
Now put your finger inside your anus and lick it, for spotting error without correction
Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping 6-Year-Old Girl Inside Bush In Ogun. Photo by Jumbus31(m): 8:32am On Oct 23, 2018
SingleWahala:
...... We don Land
Lmao. Wehrey
Politics / Re: IPOB Sacks Nnamdi Kanu As Leader For 'Valuing His Dog Above Murdered Members Hu by Jumbus31(m): 10:26pm On Oct 22, 2018
Lol. These people sef... Smh

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