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Crime › Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 7:59pm On Sep 21, 2018

Hoodbilonia:
u dey enter molue steady sha chai

Lol.. like say na uber or taxify u dey use. We know ourselves jare.

Crime › Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 7:18pm On Sep 21, 2018

mrjaydee:
U don enter bus gan oh! Make God answer your prayers.

Amen... and you too. I'm inside bus as I'm typing..

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Crime › Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 7:17pm On Sep 21, 2018

Azeez532:
Bros, what should they do when they don't have change? manufacture one or trek home?

They should look for change before entering commercial to avoid embarrassment from conductor or driver

Crime › Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 7:15pm On Sep 21, 2018

Kimy97:
u b conductor or agbero?

None of the above

Crime › Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 7:15pm On Sep 21, 2018

Phyde:
You be real street hustler

Lmao....

Crime › Re: Two Men Fight Over Who Will Sit At The Front Seat Of A Bus In Lagos (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 2:26pm On Sep 21, 2018

Nonsense, that's how dey drag seat in a commercial bus as if they'd spend 24hours inside. After dragging seat with you, they will ask u if you're giving the driver change. For example bus conductor will be shouting 'enter with your N50 or N100 change', they will stubbornly enter with N500 or even N1000. They will now be asking people sitting beside them "Auntie how much u wan give am. Bro abeg na N50 u wan give am?" And so on. Awon oniranu

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Christianity Etc › Re: What TB Joshua Did To Elderly Man Caught Watching Porn In Church [VIDEO] by Jumbus31(m): 2:14pm On Sep 21, 2018

Video of him watching the porn video or I don't believe it.

Crime › Re: Robbers Break Into Lagos Canteen, Cart Away Pots Of Soup by Jumbus31(m): 5:21am On Sep 20, 2018

You will agree with me that economy is bad, when robbers came into your house make eba or semo and still carted away your pot of soup. But one agbaaya will tell you they've moved 10 million Nigerians from poverty to prosperity. I agreed with him though. They have moved 10 million Nigerians from poverty to penury. Yeye pipu.

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Crime › Re: 80-yr-old Herbalist, 2 Others Behead Policeman For His Eyes by Jumbus31(m): 5:11am On Sep 20, 2018

They should set them free by removing their eyes and urge them to sin no more.

Politics › Re: We Have Moved 10 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty – Udoma Udo Udoma by Jumbus31(m): 5:15am On Sep 19, 2018

I totally agree with FG. From poverty to penury.

Romance › Re: Lady Exposes Man Who Offered To Give Her 'Hot Sex' On Facebook by Jumbus31(m): 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2018

She exposed him because he didn't like him or probably the man couldn't pay what she's demanding from him. Why didn't she exposed the one that has been giving her hot sex? Nonsense.

Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Speaks On Apostle Suleman's Threesomes Sex Scandal by Jumbus31(m): 11:04pm On Sep 15, 2018

coolestchris:
Daniella okeke obviously nyanshed the pastor but
that's not our business, what concerns Nigerians is that they are fed up of bad leaders that's why I have come to liberate you all

Let's us vote Odunadekola, Sanyeri or Mr Ibu as our President so that people will know we're not serious.

Travel › Re: Twitter War: Nigeria Vs Kenya (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 8:31pm On Sep 14, 2018

afemaiboy:
But if we look at the issue dispassionately, Kenya has an airline that works. Not to talk of a lifeFUL and educated president. Kenyans no sabi yab sha, they for finish us.

Who tell you say den no sabi yab go to Twitter search for #KenyavsNigeria trending topic. Den finish us big time. After reading their insults, I was so ashamed of being a Nigerian.

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Travel › Re: Twitter War: Nigeria Vs Kenya (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2018

nazablossom:
Kenya 0-50 Nigeria

Kenya 0 keh? go to Twitter search for #KenyavsNigeria you will see how savagery Kenyans are. They also bash us o. Lwkm.

Romance › Re: (photos) Boyfriend Set Girlfriend Ablaze In South Africa by Jumbus31(m): 12:52pm On Sep 10, 2018

Only in South Africa.

Crime › Re: Bricklayer Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Neighbour’s Daughter by Jumbus31(m): 11:34am On Sep 10, 2018

sm10104:
its not force not free, payment before you get the game its expensive my game do the talking and give the assurance if interested to win call or whatsapp the number below

Ode ni e

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Politics › Re: Ralph Uwazuruike Endorses Bianca Ojukwu For Senate by Jumbus31(m): 11:20am On Sep 10, 2018

shox:
I had to screenshot it

Walahi. Me too

Politics › Re: Ralph Uwazuruike Endorses Bianca Ojukwu For Senate by Jumbus31(m): 9:57pm On Sep 09, 2018

Hotfreeze:
Uwazuruike was living in a single room at Ijeshatedo in Lagos when he stared his Massob business. He started selling Biafran memorabilia, passports and other things which gullible Igbos bought.

Eventually, he printed Biafran currency notes and lied that various countries were accepting it. Lots of Igbos gave him Naira notes in exchange for the worthless Biafran currency.

Today, Uwazuruike is a Multi millionaire and still uses his Nigerian passport to fly.

Biafra is the largest franchise in the East. If you're smart, latch on to it, make your money and cash out.

That exactly is what Kanu did.

Word

Romance › Re: Man Weds Tall Lady That Turned Him Down 7yrs Ago Because Of His Height by Jumbus31(m): 9:47pm On Sep 09, 2018

excomarow:
Nice...
just wondering how he is gonna kiss her on the alter
either he stretches or she bends

He can use ladder.

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Health › Re: ‘My Brother Died In My Arms Due To LUTH's Negligence’, Man Reveals. Photos by Jumbus31(m): 1:11pm On Sep 07, 2018

paulsibility:
with all the OP wrote, na hook they do u... who are u self?.... eediott...

take heart bro.....

rip to the dead....

Hospitals in this part of the world are just abattoirs.....

What do you expect from someone whose moniker is Napoleon? the only Napoleon I know is alcohol. Someone wrote this heart touching story, and all he has to comment is hooked up, is he not a dimwit? Infact, public display of stupidity such as that should be a misdemeanor.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Elijah Attacked By Assassins. Bullets Refused To Penetrate Body by Jumbus31(m): 8:56am On Sep 07, 2018

So who took those pictures. I'm just asking though

Crime › Re: Passenger Sexually Harasses Taxify Driver In Lagos by Jumbus31(m): 1:47pm On Sep 05, 2018

chrisifeanyi:
Get ur PVC,, they are really serious ooo

Small girl, big Buhari

Politics › Re: 800m Walk: Sowore Shades Buhari & Atiku. Shares His Own Photos by Jumbus31(m): 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2018

I walked 4km yesterday (800m five times over) and no one has even given me Sallah meat up till now. This life is just a pot of beans.

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Crime › Re: Lady Battered By Soldier For Refusing To Pay Him, After Bashing Her Car (Photo) by Jumbus31(m): 7:32pm On Jun 24, 2018

Folashade2016:
The way some men batter ladies this days is alarming.
check my SIGNATURE

And the way ladies run their mouth isn't alarming?

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Sports › Re: The Way Iheanacho Was Begging Musa To Pass The Ball Is Actually Very Funny - Pic by Jumbus31(m): 2:42pm On Jun 23, 2018

Iheanacho asking for a pass before that second goal is just nonsense. After all the work Musa did to set himself right.

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Crime › Re: Driver Arrested While Praying For Forgiveness After Stealing N10m Goods by Jumbus31(m): 6:42am On Jun 23, 2018

bennynaza:
How is one truckload of 1900k a crate beer worth 10 million?

Co- asked. Even 700 crates of Heineken is not up to 2 million naira, Nigeria breweries most expensive beer o.

Phones › Re: Nigerian Lady Electrocuted By Her Phone Connected To Light While Asleep(photos) by Jumbus31(m): 8:23am On Jun 19, 2018

RussianKGB:
Seriously? And people believe this story? I really feel sorry for the disinformation being fed to gullible folks these days.

My thought exactly, I find it difficult to believe tbvh. Call me doubting Thomas IDC.

Romance › Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Jumbus31(m): 5:11pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

You should be happy that your guy is having erection while he's with you in an enclosed space. And why won't I have erection when I'm with my bae in an enclosed place? Because my bae look sexy and attractive. Or do you think they cellotape or super glue my dick?

Romance › Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Jumbus31(m): 5:10pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

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Sports › Re: Ruth Okafor: Referee Saves Player's Life During Football Match. Photos by Jumbus31(m): 3:08am On May 23, 2018

cadre88:
Okafor could be her husband's name.. Maybe she's married

That shows you how some people can be so dumb and daft. They can't even think that the lady might had gotten married to an Igbo man. Senseless fellows.

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Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah Biography, Age, Profile And Lifestyle by Jumbus31(m): 5:51pm On May 14, 2018

Laple0541:
Though I love Salah so much, yet I want Liverpool to lose the final come May 26.

REASON

In 1981 Liverpool were European Champions and the Pope died

2005 Liverpool were crowned Champions of Europe and the Pope died.

I DO NOT WANT THE WORLD TO LOSE THE POPE NOW.

Christianity Etc › Re: "I Killed This Lizard In Midnight & My Brother Died":nigerian Man Narrates(pics) by Jumbus31(m): 2:27pm On May 10, 2018

AlfaSeltzer:
Can't you see the lizard there?

The qüestion is where is the picture of his late brother.

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