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Education / Re: Lady Who Graduated With 2nd Class Upper Seen Driving Keke NAPEP In Lagos(photos) by Jumbus31(m): 6:56pm On Mar 07, 2018
Believe this story at your own peril, bloggers and lies are like 5 and 6. Please where exactly in Lagos ? Awon oniro oshi!
Romance / Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Jumbus31(m): 6:14pm On Jan 16, 2018
ruggedised:



lol, you better enjoy your money because death is inevitable, why stress yourself with masturbation when you can enjoy all the sex pleasures with a doll Or waste your energy toasting a girl, still pay maybe 100k after sex depending on the kind of girls you hookup with
Lol... your advice has been taken into consideration and has immediately been discarded. Thanks for offering it though.

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Romance / Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Jumbus31(m): 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2018
ruggedised:


800k is cheap
So some of these sex dolls are above 700,000 Naira?, I will just use the money to buy land in my home town and remaining change will be for good soaps, that will make masturbation easy.

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Romance / Re: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Jumbus31(m): 5:28pm On Jan 16, 2018
ruggedised:
Definitely gonna get one, it look so classy. my type of girls cost a fortune. It will be more economical to get one sex doll cool
Do you know how much it will cost you to get one?
Celebrities / Re: Giving Your January Salary To The Church As First Fruit Is Foolishness - Freeze by Jumbus31(m): 2:46pm On Jan 03, 2018
Patently waiting for sheeples to bombard this thread
Celebrities / Re: "Oritsefemi's Wife, Nabila Fash Was A Prostitute In Ikeja" - Instagram User by Jumbus31(m): 1:05pm On Dec 30, 2017
Billyonaire:


Even if the allegation is true, it changes nothing. Most of the prostitutes on our streets end of married. Even married men are the ones who patronize prostitutes more, yet our women get the bad name.

I have no problems with human beings having sex and lots of it from different men, but they should do it not for money, people should just have sex for sex not for money.

Oritse should enjoy from his wife's experience of sex skills if true.

Life is Enjoyment.
Not all prostitutes that are skillful, I'm talking from experience

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Celebrities / Re: Shola Ogudu Bares Cleavage In A Car by Jumbus31(m): 6:57am On Dec 09, 2017
ojmetrix:
just a minute
You wan build statute for him abi? Continue.
Food / Re: This Monster Crocodile Was Killed Today by Jumbus31(m): 8:23pm On Dec 08, 2017
So you called crocodile monster? Jesus!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Searching For A Husband For Her Pretty Sister by Jumbus31(m): 8:16pm On Dec 08, 2017
I too fine, I too fine aunty Lucy don clock 39 she still never marry
Family / Re: Mother Tattoos Her Little Son’s Face On Her Back by Jumbus31(m): 6:18pm On Dec 07, 2017
Op mind your business. Is it your back?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 6:08pm On Dec 07, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
You know sey u dey lie grin talk wetin dey ur mind oh shocked shocked


Mogbe!! Op u don hiaram oharrrgggggghhhhhhh! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Can some be this wiket, oh lawd of messi
Lol... this is not wickedness, its a reply.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 12:56am On Dec 07, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:
Someone that catches Idiot what is he called??
Upcoming idiot

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Politics / Re: "The Fraudster Will Face The Law" - Imo Commissioner For Happiness Reacts... by Jumbus31(m): 12:50am On Dec 07, 2017
There is something fundamentally wrong with Rochas. Is it hubris or stupidity? I actually thought commissioner for happiness was banter.

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Crime / Re: ‘SARS Stopped Us On Our Way To Ilorin, Pulled Out My Bras & Pants..’ – Lady by Jumbus31(m): 4:06pm On Dec 05, 2017
ItsTutsi:
ohhh boy!! who ever posted this is a pathological lair,I came upon this picture few months back when ipob members were protesting and they claim the soldiers flogged that woman for protesting...this bloggers can lie!!
God bless you for this, believe twitter dramas and bloggers at your own peril.
Politics / Re: Unrest In Owerri As Keke Drivers Protest Ban By Governor Okorocha (Photos) by Jumbus31(m): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2017
vicksnipes20:
To all my brothers at home, let me show you how to make it from soccer
Who is your brother, abi wehrey leleyi ni?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2017 by Jumbus31(m): 7:04pm On Dec 02, 2017
2 goals in 11 mins against Arsenal at Emirate. Only Manchester United does that!! ���
Romance / Re: Man Used A Billboard At CMS To Propose To His Girlfriend In Lagos by Jumbus31(m): 3:06pm On Nov 27, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
We need more guys like this grin
You say wetin?
Celebrities / Re: please delete me by Jumbus31(m): 4:20am On Nov 22, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
Have u seen?? Not hearsay
Yes

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Celebrities / Re: please delete me by Jumbus31(m): 7:32pm On Nov 21, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
Anakogheri, if a woman wants to prove she is strong, she should tap palmwine or drill a water well, simple undecided
And who told you women don't do palm wine tapping? Go to villages and see.

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Celebrities / Re: please delete me by Jumbus31(m): 7:30pm On Nov 21, 2017
According to the facts I gathered, giving birth is the second most painful things on earth, burnt alive is first.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe's Resignation Sparks Wild Jubilation In Zimbabwe by Jumbus31(m): 7:22pm On Nov 21, 2017
I can imagine the relief in Zimbabwe not that Mugabe is gone. But I don't expect anything to change. Another of his type will be wheeled in and in a year, they'll probably be pining for good old Mugabe. Leadership in Africa is a tragedy.

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Crime / Re: Okada Man Who Raises False Alarm Over Missing Joystick For Free Sex Arested.PICS by Jumbus31(m): 7:19pm On Nov 21, 2017
See em face, all these because of pussy? Anyway ur cup don full. He goat!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe Finally Resigns After Threats (details) by Jumbus31(m): 7:11pm On Nov 21, 2017
I can imagine the relief in Zimbabwe not that Mugabe is gone. But I don't expect anything to change. Another of his type will be wheeled in and in a year, they'll probably be pining for good old Mugabe. Leadership in Africa is a tragedy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United (4 - 1) On 18th November 2017 by Jumbus31(m): 8:07pm On Nov 18, 2017
Paul Pogba came back from injury to score. Let it be known!!! ����

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United (4 - 1) On 18th November 2017 by Jumbus31(m): 8:00pm On Nov 18, 2017
King Zlatan warning up. Dem go suffer for EPL.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Remains The Leader Of IPOB by Jumbus31(m): 6:59pm On Nov 13, 2017
Where is he?
Crime / Re: Seven Traffic Robbers Arrested In Lagos (photos) by Jumbus31(m): 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2017
Factfinder1:
The guy in the middle has gone through good and refined drilling.... those swollen eyes would have received over 30good slaps grin grin grin grin
Is there anything called good slap?
Celebrities / Re: Festus Keyamo: "Bobrisky Can't Be Arrested Just For Saying He Is Gay" by Jumbus31(m): 12:17am On Nov 09, 2017
Lol...
Romance / Re: Man Hypes His Girlfriend On Twitter; Users React by Jumbus31(m): 9:56am On Nov 07, 2017
Someone said his babe isn't your mate and you're angry. Is the babe truly your mate?, dem born una for same day?, same date?, same year?, Bitter people.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Benfica : UCL (2 - 0) On 31st October 2017 by Jumbus31(m): 9:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
The Benfica keeper needs to go back to his village and beg whoever he offended. Their jazz is potent
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 31st October 2017 by Jumbus31(m): 9:44pm On Oct 31, 2017
Courtois resume of conceded goals is impressive
Education / Re: Uniabuja Tallest Student “evidence” Shows Off His Modelling Skills In New Photos by Jumbus31(m): 5:48pm On Oct 30, 2017
samyyoung1:


Make person help dis stupid guy buy him MTN na.....even tho na SCAM
Lmfao..... where is the chill?

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