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22brains:
who dull pass now? common sense for still tell you say wetin get beginning also get ending. trace our generation backward and tell me the age revolution both of death and maturity. before, puberty starts at age 20. it reduced to 18, 15, 14, 13...... but now, at age 10, female have fully grown boby. is the generation degrading or upgrating?

sense bro. That's true.

Fnx74578i:
No pay after win... See prove below

myndd44

Victorclean1:
Where is Adams

we found his twin brother

I'm confused even as I'm writing this piece. Lemme cut the story short. I've dated several girls, some with which the relationship didn't have an amicable end. I dated one very rich man's daughter in 2014, we were both in love though I was broke then, as a hustling guy but with time, I told her I didn't want the relationship anymore cos I was kinda ashamed as I couldn't really treat her the way I wanted, due to financial constraints, she begged n begged, I explained to her but she wouldn't see my reasons and then she left. Months after, I decided to check on her via fb, i initiated a conversation but she was hostile, I apologised but in turn, I received the insults of my life, she even insulted my mom, that moment, my spirit became angry at her. Fast fwd to 2017, God blessed me, I bough my first car and starting my building. One fateful day, I went to the bank for a transaction. Upon entering I noticed a young lady wearing a gloomy look, she looked rough skinned, only to discover it was her. I rushed to her and reached out for a handshake but she hugged me and burst into tears. Then she told how a great calamity had befallen their family, how she lost her dad who was the financial pillar of the family, that she can't even pay her tuition fees anymore. I can't write in detail, all she told me. I felt real bad for her and consoled her...... To be continued.

I need some comments if you want to hear the rest.

CC: Lalasticlala

slawomir:
Isoright

Guns don't kill people. People kill people
That is what you get when you try to play a smart one on your niggarrrrz
Business gone wrong

Give what belongs to cezar to cezar and in this case give what belongs to osazee to osazee or else your ass is going down

Niggarrrrz can pull the trigger at anytime here Benin city ekosodin or upper to be precise

you forgot to mention Uselu n Uwelu.

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

intelligent fool... You no well o

Over expensive

dockokwus:
Imbe!
So this clown is still existing?
Sometimes one gets confused knowing who amongst Buhari or his appointees disgusts one the most.

I like your use of the English language

mohims:
You are a gorilla. I am coming to take you back to the zoo where you belong. Go and spot inside your Momma's smelling pussy

I've spoken

larryking540:
And God bless ur hustle bro

yours too, my brother.

mohims:
Your family are doomed. You will die a miserable death. Amadioha fire you and your useless family

This destitute mentioned my family. Don't worry, better arrange your bed properly, cos you're dying in no time. I spit on your grave

mohims:
Go and tell your fellow cult members that I am untouchable. Blood thirsty beast. Go and kill your miserable family. I pity your end useless ritualist

words uttered can't be taken back. The earth shall absorb your blood soon, in the same manner which the blood of innocent citizens is being spilled. Wait for it.

mohims:
And may your life be destroyed the way PDP destroyed Nigerian for 16 years. You will never prosper in your miserable life. Bloody ass hole.

don't worry, the news of your guisome death shall grace the frontage of this same Nairaland, as long as you support blatant evil.

NOC1:
I am afraid of girls this days. One threatened me last week when we have not started anything, na him I press stop, mission aborted. I was cold for 2 mins after I heard all she said.

no be you dey look for pùssy?

mohims:
Ewu Gambia

may your life remain like the present state of the Nigeria's economy. The curses and the pain of the Nigerian populace await you in future.... You are cursed

God punish Buhari

When counting countries, don't mention Nigeria a cursed country. Thank God I left that shìt hole

When talking about countries, don't count Nigeria, a cursed country. Thank God I left that shìthole

thornapple:

It's high time ladies drop the idea of investing on men on promise of marriage. No matter how rich she becomes. Don't put your money on him till marriage.

but the male counterparts are adviced to spend on their girlfriends abi..?

800k

No price

Ufedolove:
I do. Just to download.

same as I do esp from waptrick

hausadreturn:
There's no way you can.
If the police cant help you, your phone's gone.

Wetin don lose, don lose. Even here in Europe, once your phone lose, go buy another one.

Who still uses opera mini theae days?

Bacteria this, bacteria that

With face like boil wey wan burst

Nobeluscabral:
Nairalanders you all should be careful when dealing with people.

This dude called Nobelus Cabral scammed me of 800 euros two weeks ago. He promised to pay back by 27th of December when he gets his Paycheck by December 27th but when it was time to pay he blocked me on Facebook, and blocked my 3 numbers on WhatsApp.


The dude reside in Georgia USA and he's feeling that there's nothing that can be done to get him down.
The Internet is a world of its own when I'm done tarnishing this fraudster image he will sure get deported.

My aunt tried sending the money to me to Nigeria through western union but it always get cancelled so i decided to use this dude in USA and agreed he was going to credit me directly to my Naija account after pick up which he agreed and i even told him to take 15% and send the rest. This greedy idiot took everything and blocked me, i still can't believe nobelus would do such to me, money meant for my parents i can't even sleeping with at home again without my dad using words to hurt me and call me demeaning names like" Hungry thief" ur mates are working and you are stealing money your sister is sending to us.

Nobelus you will never go Scott free, never!!!

You think you can scam me of my hard earned 800 euros and go Scott free? Brother I'll tarnish your image everywhere.

His phone number/WhatsApp +16786814379
Facebook name - Nobelus Cabral

and you bear his name....

sukerefakere:
Seun, you need to reorientate your mods. And you should be first in line..
**Spits**

honestly

Say no to drugs, OP.

dkronicle:
One of my Australian friends used to talk about biafra. She no de tire, she like d topic

like my American woman-friend, telling me about yahoo plus and how pants are now being stolen... I just shock. 9ja don cast.

Olodo24:
I've never used a Tecno phone before but I've used one from infinix and it served me really well. Their phones just happens to be overpriced these days. How you use your device matters.

Huawei, Oneplus and Samsung don't know how to produce affordable phones.

right cos they are high-end phones. Can you compare the one on my profile with a tecno or infinix device??

echepops:
Stop putting out false information. I've used 2 Infinix devices and they were both awesome. Firstly, I got a Note 4 Pro. I used the phone comfortably for a full year without any issues. I sold it for a very good price, added money and got the new Note 5 Stylus, which I'm presently rocking. Infinix all the way mehn. This my Note 5 Stylus is a world class phone. I don't even need a Samsung Note 9.

clown