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djWALE:
Lol my experience..there was this lady..we attended the same secondary school..all through the secondary school,we never talked..it was on the graduation day I realized that my mum and her mum are close friends..so we got closer and after a month plus,we started dating..
A day after we started dating,I travelled to Edo state..and she was in osun state.. this lady flares up at every slightest opportunity and being the lover boy,I begged always.. the worst happened when she flared up over a conversation we had,she stopped talking to me..I had to travel back to osun state the following day,I went directly to her house as I arrived osun.. I didn't meet her at home but she was later been called to call home that she has a visitor..lo and behold she came over and on sighting me,she went back to town immediately..I left after a few minutes and cried my eyes out..I think that was d beginning of having sense for me tho

So touching. That girl doesn't love you rara

oladapo123:
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The only stupid thing I did all in the name of love which I can't stop blaming myself for is putting my relationship on social media and at the same time engaging in a long distance relationship where you are the only one traveling while the other party chose to stay in her father's house. That is stupidity. The relationship got crashed in spite of my commitment and sacrifice.

You are not alone bro...me self don dey for dt kind rubbish before. Eno fit happen again...lailai

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

lolz

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

;Dlolz

Jackossky:
Is there anything you have done because of love which you regret anytime you remember?

Hmmm, I can remember a friend of mine that helped his new girlfriend to write an exam, this my friend (Let me call him A) is a scholar on a good day, this babe begged him to write an exam because she has failed that same exam back to back, she couldn't afford another failure. My guy being the Samaritan he is agreed but with the promise of entering the promise land after all said and done.

We the friends gingered him and some advised against it.

To cut the story short, he was caught and saved by a hair's breadth, the said girl reneged on her promise and threaten to 'finish' my guy if he make any advance towards her.

Come see how she was loyal prior the exam, this made my friend never to try such and anytime he remembers, he always seem like crying. We do taunt him till today and to cap it all, he had to pay his way out with his own money.


Share your experience...

I traveled hundreds of kilometers go attend my girlfriend's elder sister's wedding, you can't imagine how rain beat the shit out of me to and fro. The babe laslas break up with me the following week. Chaiii!!

XhosaNostra:
Everyone with a vagina knows that nobody can really "destroy" it no matter how vigorously they "drill" it. I'm guessing anyone with an "overused" or slack vagina is promiscuous & not giving it enough time to shrink back to its normal size. The vagina is the most accommodating & flexible muscle in the human body. It can contract & expand according to size. With enough vaginal control (if the muscle is not too worn out from too many random dicks with no rest periods), you can sleep with any guy & be able to pleasure him regardless of the size of his equipment, that's the magic of the pussay

See them professional pussy analyst! Twaile � oo

Theevilone:
I believe she doesn't know ur house yet , let the stranger invite her to ur real lodge e go make sense pass and God fit purnish her make she no hold transport money come , promise her u will give he tfair and if possible make the meeting be for night .

Hmm, hmm, set awon badt guys. I sight u bro

peremos:
Semo story

Then eat with egusi soup naw...must you comment?

ehmmy11:
you were just a side guy all along and distance helped her to be free to explore

If you really wanna fvck her up align with ur surest frnd over there and ......... You know the rest

like u know wetin dey my plan

bethyz:
She showed you signs of not being interested in the relationship you should have just walked away but you kept finding your way back into her life. Let her go.!! Na small thing dey put person for trouble . All those cheering you to go and do wont be there when anything contrary to your plan comes up.

Must you be with her. Some people cant just handle rejection. Let her go and forget about her.

You too move on

It's not that I'm finding my way back, I don't even have an iota of love for her anymore. But I just wan make she know say she can't just embarrase me and go like that, make she too taste disappointment.

[quote author=instinct57vm post=89283835][/quote]Thanks boss.

bestabigaelever:
This is funny
Dating someone that you don't know who he got your number from within 5days...many girls are stupid

As for not picking up, talking reluctantly on phone, that happens when someone doesn't like you...it might even be between friends

It happens almost every damn time until I got tired and decided to lock up.

fayded:
Will be waiting for what happens next. Quote me when u do ooo. Ds drama go sweet die

Ok bro

Bluethong1:
I'm going to make this brief.

I met this lady few weeks ago during the lockdown. Sje happen to be a neighbour, I later discovered she is our landlady's daughter and she stays in one of our flat.

It all started when I noticed she is the cool type who doesn't associate with anyone and always indoor and only see her when she's wants to get something. She is curvy and cute.


I decided to shoot my shot and we got texting and kept mutual communication. Fast forward she told me about her past and how men treated her and I express my love for her. Deep inside her k know she was falling bit she doesn't want to show it.

I kept letting her know how much I want to be with her. She invited me and we were together in her sitting room watching movies on my phone and we both were close to each other. Before you know it one thing led to the other bad we had sex.

Now she doesn't want me anymore and claiming k took advantage of her. She says she feels cheap to have given in so fast to me and thinks I jazzed her.

I tried to convince her and let know that I love her so much but she ain't accepting any of my advances. I'm tired of trying and I would have just given up but right now I feel if I stopped texting her she would definitely feel I have achieved my mission and abscond.


Please I'm totally confused right now. I don't know what to do. Your advice is needed

Bro, that girl go still wan Bleep you again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again!!!! Mark my word

Wayne4uall:
Pls wen u meet her, tell us way happened. Quote me

U go hear am naw.

Hello my fellow nairalanders, I will just make this short and simple because time no too dey. I have been dating this girl since the last quarter of 2018 and all was going well. Though it was a long distance relationship but I do travel down to her place to check on her each time we are in need of each other, you know. I bought her gifts and send her some money and airtime of which i can afford. This girl will say she loves me, and even made promises that she will never leave me no matter what!!. Hmmm, my people, I'm so in love with this babe oo. I can't go a day without reaching out to her on phone or send her message. Infact, I can say 2019 was my sweetest year of being in a relationship with someone because I'm so in love with her. I even redeployed to her state of residence so that we can be together and get to know each other better because I have made up my mind that I will marry this babe no matter what.

To cut the long story short, ever since I have redeployed to her state of residence, and told her that I'm around that she can come visit me in my lodge, since that day babe have changed attitude oo. Sometimes I will call her she won't pick and even if she picked na soso cold she go dey sound on top phone. Replying me like say I dey force words out of her mouth. This babe sounds like she wasn't even happy that I relocated just to be with her at all and doesn't even ask about how my affairs has been going, I asked her why is the cold attitude but she won't say it and insisted there is nothing to talk about untill we both meet. So I made an arrangement on how we are gonna meet and discuss the issue on why she's been so like that towards me, but babe will not show up and will find excuse to cancel our meeting date. She hardly stay more than 1 min to talk to me on phone, even doe na my credit I dey use oo. She can go a week without talking to me, or texting. So I decided to lock up and see what happens, can u believe this bae no send me for like one month....she frustrated me well well. But I no fit write all, na him make me decide to write out the most important real happenings.

Fast forward to last month, due to the love I have for this gurl. I still carry my money buy credit call this babe. You can't imagine how this babe dey answer me on phone like I'm a piece of shit. So, I persuaded her to tell me what's my offense and what is making her to ghost me all of a sudden. But she didn't say anything meaningful...so after much persuading, she now said that she enter Alfa and pastor doormot go pray over the relationship between me and her then, the pastor come see vision say we no go last. Mehhen that talk vex me die!, Because how could she not tell me that for the past three months of drama, instead she decided to ghost me. Instantly, I don code say Im about to lose this gurl, but when man is in love .... Shey my people understand naw. Without wasting time, I come pour out plenty talk for her head. Tell her how much I care and love her, I even promise her marriage in which I actually meant it. I sha tell her that there is nothing prayer can not do say make we unite pray against the bad vision. She apologized and promised me not to go back to those pastors again and also not to leave me , that she will always be mine. See my people promises wey she make plenty Jarreee!!. No time to dey talk am. So that night, I accepted her back and the love wantintin restarted again naw. But as guy man,
I use my brain this time. I wanted to know if this gurl truly loves me or not...so I decided to create another WhatsApp account and was chatting my bae... within five days of toasting her she gree for the stranger and start talking about love and settling down with a total stranger she never see oooh.!!!! My people, in a nutshell. I don dey date my babe again oo, a very romantic online dating faaa. But with different Identity, chaiii!!! I was so heartbroken and sad. I could not explain how bad I felt when she told the new strange guy which she has never met in her life how much more she doesn't want to ever love me again. She denied me totally. Instantly, she has changed towards the real me, would ignore my messages and calls. But gives her full attention to a stranger and even telling him her whole life history and how she got pregnant for one fuckboy and lost the baby. Imagine gurl wey dey form virgin for me the first day we bleeped. As a coded guyman naw, I decided to play along and also I make sure she fall for me finally. Right now she's so emotional and in love with me the stranger with fake identity..lolzzz...

we have decided to meet each other by next month sha....na there I go show face disgrace am... to be continued

Biglittlelois:
You are an overly emotional guy, ladies don't respect over emotional guys, we tend to take advantage of that, next time learn to balance rationality with emotions.

I'm so in love with this your comment. For the fact that it's coming from a lady. One secret leaked 999999999999t to go!.

Michelle55:
Lemme relax here , if I say what's on my mind you won't like it atall.. But I'm happy people are dishing it out for you as e dey hot.. Shebi toto dey scratch you bah, just wait until the smooth talker is done with you then you go know howfar We dey here dey wait for another thread with different moniker

Babe, I fall for you ohh. You sounded like a soji girl from Kaduna or anywhere from the north. Or maybe an ABUSITE

Treash:
She called me on phone and said I should check her WhatsApp status to confirm that she has uploaded my pictures with several romantic tags to prove that she loves me. I didnt even ask her to do that o. Unknowingly, she has restricted the number of the contact views to only me. If you know, you know.

That babe na real correct player

IDFWU:

That babe na real correct game player

Jflex07:
After my last breakup to enter relationship sef just tire me, na so so this kind negative news dey always filter nairaland.. E be like I go follow dey reason baby mama stuff oh. walahi no relationship perfect sha but the lies, cheating and deceit just too much these days. Make God help man in these scary times.

lolzz

Victornezzar:
Yes but I use my head

Pls explain to me how one can use his head in a relationship? Pls I'm not joking pls

Theundertaker:
telling her to leave the guy will be very hard for me cause I knew they were dating b4 we started dating , we were supposed to be FWB , but we really like ourselves. The other guy hasn’t done anything to her for her to leave him . She’s such a compassionate person she will refuse, and I don’t want us to start having issues , she just left my house , I can’t imagine my life without her.

Oga fun e o. Nawa for you simp... I'm sure she will also dump you same way she was trying to dump her bobo. Mark that!!

Frankicent:
Bro pele ooo.. Na no go learn..

Always follow the rule... My own rules

1: If she's a good girl with an almost perfect attitude. Get her pregnant or marry her ASAP

2: Never spend what you can't afford to lose on a woman... If you can afford 5k give her and forget it. If you spend more than your pocket. Because you claim to love her on your own oo.

3: Never ever ever pay for a lady school fee or send her money for rent or stuff like that. Let someone else do it. Am not asking you to be stingy.. Spend wisely.

4: If you lose a good girl, apologize and promise her you'll here to stay. If she doesn't response. Send her a text or call. If she still didn't response. Ignore her and move on... You've should her you indeed sorry. No turn mumu for love.

5:Never risk your career or business for love

6: Never tell woman the truth. The truth should be 20% out of 100%. Am not saying you should live a fake life... Be sincere sometimes and watch her mood. If she's not comfortable with the truth.. Continue liein. Women don't like truth.

7: Don't have one girl in your life... Ladies of now aday f*ck up a lot.

8: Ask God to give you a better woman

9: Family first over everything

10: Always be prepared so that when f*cked hit you. You will stand up smile and walk away without turning back.

11. Run physiologically test on woman. Most will fail this test.

12.

Physiologically bawo ... psychological ni ojaree

Zornes123:
be careful what you wish for

Lolz

Akinsoladwayne:
Okay so I am in my mid twenties and yet Eve girl that comes my way are always of the intention of marriage and that marriage shit scares me a lot.
Fast forward to the last relationship I had,she was too nagging and was always planning my future with her(talking about marriage,kids and the likes) . Mehn ,the day I was going to break up with her I made sure she did one silly mistake and me as a Sharp guy I had to capitalize on that mistake and that was how I told her to forget about me.

You go later realise and regret doing that someday.

Lostz:
she was driving me crazy.

too many calls, she was sucking out all my alone time and she likes to talk too much

Baba, u don't know the value of what you have now until u lose it. It's like you don't really love her much. Na that kind babe I dey like sha.

Imoh555:
A DIVORCED SINGLE MOTHER WROTE

I am writing to you in order to make someone understand that it's good to appreciate our partners despite their flaws.

I am 32 years of age.

My ex husband and I dated for 6 years.

We where best of friends.

I waited until he completed college and started work.

My family and his family then met.

We got married and had a son. (7 years old now).

My husband was short tempered at times but our problems started when I wanted to make him feel he couldn't control me.

Every time we argued, I would pack my bags, go to my family and explain.

My sisters would phone my husband and shout at him.

If he was controlling me I would always dare him that if he wished, he could divorce me.

I never wanted divorce.

I just had pride and I never wanted to look like a loose woman in his eyes.

One day I pushed him so hard that for the first time he beat me and locked me outside.

I went to my family, my family took him to the police, every time I looked like I was being abused!

But to be honest, I used to abuse my husband emotionally.

He was arrested and detained.

I was asked by his family to withdraw the case.

I felt that what I was doing was wrong.

My husband was never a violent man, he did what he did because I pushed him to the wall of which he openly knelt down and apologized.

I withdrew the charge, and we reconciled.

After three months, I packed my bags after a small issue and he remained alone.

After two days, I
received a call that he was in the hospital.

My family told me that I shouldn't go there because it would look like I was begging him and my sisters believed he was feigning the illness.

All this time, people felt sorry for me like I was the one being abused.

He spent a week in the hospital, after he came out, I just received a divorce summon.

I wanted to say no to divorce, but because I felt this pride, I wanted him to change his mind and beg me.

I called him and said he would get the divorce because I lived like I was in hell.

When we went to court, I wanted to make him pay, so I told the court that I needed his properties to be shared.

To my surprise he openly told the court that whatever he and I acquired together should be given to me, all he wanted was divorce.

We were divorced in 2009 July.

Now, my husband is married, whilst l am here wasted!

My family members are gossiping about me.

I depend on what my ex husband gives to my son for survival.

I know I wasted my
marriage.

I am here telling all wives that they should be careful how they get advise.

Don't be cheated, don't entertain family interference in your marriage my dear reader.

Even my young sisters are much more respected than me.

Those who encouraged me to get divorced are always teasing and bad mouthing me.

Please ladies, be vigilant in your marriage.

Thought it wise to share my story to save your marriage.

There is no benefit in pride for nothing.

SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THE MAN'S FAULT AT ALL, IT'S YOUR PRIDE,AND THE PEOPLE YOU ALLOWED TO ADVISE YOU,SO BE WISE AND VIGILANT IN YOUR MARRIAGE.

Even you still sound arrogant and proud.

Millenniumlady:
Mine was when i was dating one cute guy he do come to my area every evening looking so fresh we got to hook up and to him spending is what will make me stay.....on a very good day we wanted to do the do his dick was too small i just had to start unnecessary trouble so i could run he was surprise it was later i got to find out that he was a mechanic i nearly collapse my name for full area say mechanic nak me i avoid him like kilode ha mechanic where i won start from

Which work your papa dey do?

KingAzubuike:
Maybe na your own prick too small. E dey happen.

Small for where, nothing like small. Thick Long, and bend gbola wey God gimme?. Abi make I send am give u see.

Thare is this girl I banged during my uni days, mehen!! As I insert my Dickson into that KPEKUS, na so e b like say na inside bucket I shook preek. I blamed myself that day. Obo yen fe gaan!!