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My zte screen operates itself when I turn on my data and phone is in portrait mode. plss help me oo.

quack surgeon wan perform butt enlargement on cossy. I dey wait for the big yansh oo.

LadyGoddiva:
Watch as broke fools come and insult her and run their diarrhea mouths
Abeg everyone is entitled to have their own standards/preferences.
Even me I can't be caught dead with a poor/broke/short man. Tufia! The heavens forbid such an atrocity happening!!!!

We will wait to see you in 10years time

lollmaolol:
FG to
FG will

na that one go full ground. you no go ever see FG has, FG is

Mariinee:
Some people become uglier when they make money e.g korede bello.

tell me say you no like am. you can pretend for Africa

MhizzAJ:
You lie
Most men too are evil
There are bad people and there are good people
Does condom have a particular smell?
Look before you leap.

her team mate detected

tosyne2much:
Be like say them dey give you wahala shey?

dem no dey hear word. I com send dem go dem mama papa house

Larrey:
Right or wrong, That is her own opinion/thinking and I don't think I should blame her for saying what she feels or want. Good for her

see another iyabo.

na who push dis to the FP again. for how many times.







well, I no get girlfriend

Divay22:
I remembered how i fooled myself, crying in the whole of my neighborhood for my mum to buy me their latest album that came out.
But now, Iffa hear
But Best is still my favorite

you for still dey cry na... continue, the lord is your strength

Sugar97:
Yea cos his water can easily splash on me

Oh...wait! U're a car washer?

yes, I am . i have my water hose in between my legs. do you have any issue with that?

check my DP.... Ladies ONLY

Sugar97:
If he's a car washer and I happen to be passing by









What were u expecting me to say?

with that, I can make you wet instantly.

Deseo:
Leon Balogun

tell me say you on dey crush on that guy?

[quote author=Deseo post=61292303]Leon Balogun [/quo no tell me say you no like am? I know say yo dey crush on that guy.

cerowo:
There's nothing as sweet as.....

as what? you must say it. unless dick will fall on you

cerowo:
There's nothing as sweet as.....

as what? you must say it. unless dick will fall on you

nuelnik:
We all have been anticipating for the Unlimited Data Plan from Airtel , after much video advert from them , and to make is a surprised it was silently launched without any announcement from almighty Airtel . As we are expecting an Unlimited data to browse will mama calls .



Airtel NG has earlier teased an unlimited package and now, they have silently launched the plan without any word from them.

The Unlimited package comes in 3 different packages, meaning you can choose anyone that best suite you.


Airtel Unlimited Packages

You can dial -141# and follow prompt or alternately use the below codes;

➽ N10,000 Unlimited Packages / Validity is 30 days.

➽ N15,000 Unlimited Packages / Validity is 30 days .

➽ N20,000 Unlimited Packages / Validity is 30 days .


How To Activate It


➽ For N10,000 Unlimited Packages, dial *471#

➽ For N15,000 Unlimited Packages , dial *463#

➽ For N20,000 Unlimited Packages , dial *351#

What i'm not understanding is how many Gigs is in each package , because i don't know why they had to make different package if its actually unlimited. I wasn't expecting this much on the price , also fail usage policy will apply .

What is you take on this ?

More: http://www.nueltech.com/2017/07/airtel-finally-launched-unlimited-data.html

is this the reason why you woke me up from my sleep? garden egg fall on you!!

ConcNiggress56:
I am offering my virginity for anyone willing to give my brother a good job in lagos.

I don't want him to commit suicide. he's already contemplating that.

studied metallurgical and materials engineering.
good with Microsoft tools and other computer softwares.

willing to learn new things..
very humble and hardworking.

I think I can help you. I don't have appetite to knack for now. Na money I need. send his credentials to my mailbox.

dollytino4real:
if am ur gf or ur wife 1yr no k'ssing and 6 months no sim insertion.

chai!!!... You wicked

dollytino4real:
if am ur gf or ur wife 1yr no k'ssing and 6 months no sim insertion.

chai!!!... You wicked

Evaberry:
...
I weep for Nigeria
I weep for Lagos
I weep for lekki.


I weep for Nigerian men

has anyone noticed all the useless threads are always about men ..

is it that men are useless or Nairaland just love showing the stupidity of men

.

thunder fall on your punna

NwaAmaikpe:


My heart goes out to this man who has been effeminated by his wife.

To think he will still shake hands with Wale Ojo...a man who made his wife moan all in the name of movie-acting.

Shame on these sissy husbands.


No man with a good sense of self-dignity will debase himself by getting married to a 'public property'

but wait oooh.... did you mean wale ojo actually bleeped this woman punna? because ayam not understanding!!

Alexkene:
How come the armed robbers pure white shirt did not stain? And the police is stained from head to toe?? Hmm. Kontinue

me ma self dey think am oooh, my brother. some people can lie for Africa.

ZarZar:
The guy in the 1st picture is oozing sex appeal from every pore. He just my type I love his intense gaze

Na ya TOTO go suffer

Viccur:
If i were Ronaldo i would do the same. There is every possibility that he might not have a smooth marriage evident of other crashed celebrity marriages of which could lead to divorce. And what happens next in court? He loses half his wealth to the woman. And who knows if the woman married him just to have his money after filing for divorce. So in a nutshell Daddy Ronaldo doesn't want to fall victim of scammers claiming love thru marriage. My opinion though.

You made a point bro

UwaBuPawPaw:
Islam is a disease...Just negodu

I can't believe I'm sharing country with these animals

You are very stupid to say that. why won't you be so daft when You can only think with your anus. You can migrate to he'll for all I care. weyrehh somebody!!!

Techpaded:
In collaboration with a software company, the Computer and Allied Product Dealers Association of Nigeria (CAPDAN), a trade association of Ikeja Computer Village market traders, has developed a web portal which enables the tracking of stolen phones.

All traders are expected to register every buyer who purchases any item from them (especially mobile phones) on the web portal.

Mr. Adeniyi Ojikutu, the CAPDAN President, said:
“In the event that a mobile phone was stolen and returned to the market for sale, the trader could quickly log on to the portal to verify if the phone was stolen. If verified that it was a stolen phone, the trader would quickly alert the real owner and the police would be invited for necessary prosecution."

source: http://www.techpaded.com.ng/2017/06/this-is-how-sales-of-stolen-phones-will.html

keep on deceiving yourself.

kellycyber:
No matter what age, girls love to
feel special. Your words can make
her smile, blush and feel like the
most important girl on the planet.
Just watch that twinkle in her eyes
and the happiness on her face
when you say emotional sweet
things to her.
We have found some romantic
phrases to tell her but we decided
to highlight just 10. Pick your
favourite and combine or
personalize them for that special
girlfriend.

1) This phrase would be perfect in
the morning, just sent as a text
message, “I sent an angel to look
over you at night. The angel came
back just a minute later and I asked
it why. It told me, “Angels don’t
watch other angels.”

2) “If you held up 7 roses into a
mirror, you’d be looking at 8 of the
most beautiful things in the world.”

3) This line is great for every
moment: “I was gonna tell you
something, but I forgot what it was
when I started looking at you.”

4) An absolutely amazing line for a
text message, “Had an x-ray today,
guess what they found? You.
Safely tucked away in my heart.
They said my heart is fine with a girl
like you in it.” And add often, “You
are the only one for me.”

5) This phrase will make her feel
special, we guarantee it. “Before I
met you I never knew what it was
like to smile for no reason.”

6) “No one can take you from me,
because no matter what, you will be
always in my heart.”

7) Holding her hands, look into her
eyes and say: “I hope this moment
will last forever. Holding you just
feels so right.”

The sweetest words ever: “Do
you know why God created spaces
between our fingers? It is for
someone else’s fingers to fit into
them.”

9) She’ll definitely blush at this: “I
know why thousands of girls cry at
night. Because they wish they could
be as stunning as you are.”

10) “You are my personal bomb. If
I don’t see you for several hours,
my heart is about to explode.”

source: http://osazs..co.ke/2017/06/top-10-most-romantic-words-to-say-to-her.html?m=1

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all those messages doesn't work on Nigerian babes anymore. what works perfectly is money.
please when is EPL kicking off?

refreshrate:
Take two shots of alomo

Your swagger, vocabulary and everything else go stand gidigba

Walk up to the babe and say "baby, my name is Wilson but my friends call me wizkid, you however can call me sweetie"

Thunder fire timidity

lolz... noted

this news is so xo fake, lies. *opuro* liar