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HealthRe: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by jumpampass(m): 7:58pm On Apr 24, 2020
Dickson44:
It was after 2 days of having unprotected sex, my pen*s started paining me. I went to the pharmacy and got ciprotab. This was administered to me after I told the pharmacist that my pen*s pains me during urination.

This is the 4th day since I got the drugs. I just found that I have a penile discharge. Please, what could this be and how do I curb and get rid of it. I I'm scared of using the toilet as the pain is still there.

Thanks for your assistance
I can help you bro. 08161182009
RomanceRe: This Is What My Girlfriend Said by jumpampass(m): 11:41am On Apr 21, 2020
Plolly:
Somebody should bless a single mom today abeg
Send your account and phone number
RomanceRe: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by jumpampass(m): 8:21pm On Apr 19, 2020
Giwoni:
Good day NLanders
I'm a medical student, and gf( not sure what to call her now) is in MLS. We are both in same level (500l).

It all started in 2015, when we gained admission into the University. We began to read together and subsequently I started teaching her . Later on, she made me to read and susummarize her course topics (which I did for up to her 300 level) for her as she usually found it difficult to read with textbooks and understand the contents. Months before my 2nd MBBS examinations, I began to notice changes in her attitude and behaviour towards me, up to the point that she told me that if I did not pass that examinations that, she will forget about me. But as God may have it, I passed successfully.

Financially, it started right in year one as I celebrated her and her mummy's Christmas from my own pocket, It got to a point that I usually give her her money almost every day ( for up to 5yrs) Whenever, I'm traveling in any of our vacations, I usually give money for upkeep until I'm back.
In 300l, I bought her gift worth almost 30k and also celebrated her birthday which she demanded I get her 'point and kill cat fish' that cost 9k.
I usually pay for her textbooks and seminar work as we are all in medical school, I really do a lot for her, as she always told me she would never leave me right from yr 1 to 500l after which she started telling me, their people from Anambra will not let her marry people from Ebonyi State.

She's has known this for all her life , but decided to bring it up just now, when I'm beginning my marriage plans with her, She's started giving me unnecessary excuses in one form or the other.

In 400L, my elder brother told me that I should leave my medical school here to go and study the same medicine abroad. Because of her, I told him that I want to finish my school here since I am already in 400 level. That after my MBBS degree, I can then go abroad for my Masters degree...

This January, my elder brother told me that since I would be graduating in 2022(which supposed to be 2021but due to strike before the 2019 election) which is two years time, that I should be planning to get married before I leave this country.

This made me to ask her again if we are ending up together and she told me that she has to seek for her mother's consent, and would give me a feedback.

Before, she travelled ( this is just before the lock down) as she was complaining that she does not have any money on her to eat and she want to go and learn how to plait hair which will cost her #8,000, I gave her #16,000. The next day after collecting the money, she told me that she received a call from her mother that she must come back to her State and she travelled with that money without learning anything.

Yesterday by 8:24pm, I called her to tell me the outcome of her mother's discussion with her. She told me that her mother insisted that she cannot marry an Ebonyi man, and she cannot go outside her mother's decision.

In conclusion, she told me that she cannot marry me.

Well, as expected, I'm bracing myself up for insults, ( I really don't mind this right now) but amidst the insults, pls advice a brother who's fighting emotionally.
thanks
You are mumu man. Take red pill and go ask for refund. undecided

RomanceRe: Advice: What To Do With My Boyfriend by jumpampass(m): 4:50pm On Apr 19, 2020
Acmepreneur:
I used to call him fiancée before but bow, I have realized he's a boyfriend.we've been together for more than 4years.
I'm so tired of him right now, I love him and he loves me according to him.
My boyfriend was supposed to be my only friend because he's the only person I trusted the most in the entire universe. He prefers to chat and gist with his friends, not me.
The only thing he likes us to do is sweet talking, if I give him the chance, we would spend the next 5years discussing rubbish. E.g''how are you my baby, have you eaten etc.

He never discuss marriage, I'm always the one to bring up the topic, and he's bored a minute into it. Sometimes he says we are still young and sometimes he says not to pressure him.
Sometimes he would say I'm not ready
I never said we should do it now but all I'm saying is we should at least know where we are going and have some plans, or even discuss how our marital life would be.

He's good at saying sorry at every slight complain without allowing me to finish my sentence, that annoys me so much, because its a hypocritical sorry, and he would be angry if I say its hypocritical and tell me so many people want someone that would be apologetic and if I know his mind deep down.

I'm someone that derives joy in planning for future, but my boyfriend doesn't at all. No single plan about us except in his head, sometimes when I challenge him, he could say he planned this and that.
If I tell him today, I'm going to Canada, he doesn't mind, tomorrow Australia. He could say he's planning to go to Spain. I believe he should at least let us plan together where we both would be together, but he just doesn't care.
There's no US in his plans, only him,and in my plans too, I intentionally tell him those things I'd he would even say, what about us, but he doesn't at all.

Our relationship is filled with quarrels because of this behaviour of his, very lackadaisical about us, but yet, he only want to discuss sweet things, and if I don't give in, he will start to be angry. How can I be happy when our life is not progressing and he's not helping matter, sometimes he would call me a sadist, and that I don't like peace between us.

He doesn't care if I grow or not either, he just want to see me grown, he tells me that I'm broke and my mates are doing Better than myself. I like to tell him to do this and that to better his life, but he has turned me to a disturber and I should face my own Godforsaken life with my useless Msc.

Yesterday, I told him to stop calling or chatting me if he doesn't want me to curse him because he doesn't make me happy. Its better we don't speak because we won't fight, but if he calls and we speak, he would expect me to be replying his sweet words in a happy mood which is not possible, he could then gets angry and cut the call. That is when I would burst out and reminded of his lackadaisical behaviour in the relationship. If we don't talk, I won't remember him and thus won't be so hurt.

He's working and gives me money and thus he's good to me, he doesn't give me any problem oher than those listed above, he's a gentle person, and doesn't get angry, if he gets angry, he's easily calm. He doesn't cheat or with any bad behaviour
Edit: He gives me money doesn't mean he feeds me, it means he sends money to my account as he wishes and I send him money as well. He's a gentleman, he can't do all the bad things some people said, he's quite religious and easygoing. We do not stay together, we only see maybe once in a year or sometimes, we do not see at all for a year and other times, when I'm around his town we might see everyday
His from a good family as well, and his parents knows me but I'm yet to introduce him to anyone. His parents likes me already, everyone likes me because everyone likes beautiful people naturally.
OP, you are the kind of lady I want. Leave him and come to me.
RomanceRe: Cheating Wife. Advise Needed by jumpampass(m): 12:07pm On Apr 19, 2020
ghettochild:
Correct advice,. First off shes not cheating... The OP didn't tell us if she replied him with randy words... This period so many people are hooking up via chat.... Its normal for a man to msg a woman whether married or not n express his interest even if they ain't aquintances... Its the woman that will decide to fend of the advances or not... Whether she sees it as a big deal or just something normal..
As long as he dint see any traces of them sharing nude pix..
His wife isn't cheating.. That bros need to buy small sense
Useless talk. Spits!!

RomanceRe: Cheating Wife. Advise Needed by jumpampass(m): 9:05am On Apr 19, 2020
Kamani8:
Sorry to hear this op.
Just pray for her to stop. Go on your knees and pray.
Also work on how you look. Be sexy and try to satisfy her in bed.
Also don't look at her phone so u don't see what u dont want to see.
Try also to stop those behaviour that could make her look outside.

Again pray for her, she will stop.
Prayer is the key
Mumu. See them weak minded person undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told A Guy She Is Not In A Relationship by jumpampass(m): 11:46am On Apr 14, 2020
Lilymatty:
I'm a lady too and from what u just narrated, i think u actually love her. First, u need to quit that game of yours and open up to her,
Secondly, get into a deep talk with her afterwards and talk things out.
Probably there are things she isn't comfortable with, that is going on in the r/ship which she hasn't told u about. Perhaps she has lost the love and trust that once existed.
I think she still loves u which is why she is still in the r/ship but she has doubts as well. All u gotta do is to reassure her of ur love for her. That is if u still want ur r/ship. Good luck
Common get away from here. Why would she deny me in the first place?

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told A Guy She Is Not In A Relationship by jumpampass(m): 10:42am On Apr 14, 2020
Ruthchy:
Am not interested with all this talk, what I want to know is, which business did you introduce to her, that gave her 20k monthly.
Na them oo. Ruuuuun!!

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Told A Guy She Is Not In A Relationship by jumpampass(m): 3:13am On Apr 13, 2020
Kobicove:
If you have not committed yourself to a lady it's unfair for you to prevent her from meeting other guys!
It's like you can't read in between the lines and understand simple story. SMH undecided
RomanceRe: .. by jumpampass(m): 10:51am On Apr 12, 2020
This might be a blackmail though..who dey reason am?
RomanceRe: So, Yoruba Girls Can Be This Beautiful (Pictures) by jumpampass(m): 1:30pm On Apr 08, 2020
marvelck:
I didnt know yoruba girls can be this beautiful and sexy...

Thought most beautiful girls in Nigeria are usually from the South east and South south. And moreso, ibo girls tend to win any beauty pageant organised in Nigeria.

But this Yoruba girl here (Queen Anu) is a very sexy beautiful girl.

Checkout her pictures below
What's beautiful in this one naw. bikonu!!. Wearing body revealing outfits and you call that beauty?? It's like your brain is.... I comment my reserve.
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada On Lockdown: I Have High Sexual Urge Each Time I Wake Up by jumpampass(m): 5:48pm On Apr 05, 2020
Nonsense, how does this trash even make it to the front page in the first place? You Bleep dick or not is none of our problem. So handle your konji problem yourself..radarada!! undecided angry
RomanceRe: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by jumpampass(m): 10:31am On Apr 01, 2020
It is not funny. Ko funny...very boring message

RomanceRe: 2k For The First 100 People by jumpampass(m): 9:53pm On Mar 28, 2020
Sakirudeen Olalekan 2070670172 UBA
RomanceRe: True Or Dare switching 18+ by jumpampass(m): 10:39am On Mar 28, 2020
Truth
RomanceRe: Should I Quit? (Screenshot) by jumpampass(m): 7:45am On Mar 28, 2020
Arrogantbro:
I've done that severally but all she says is "nothing". Honestly I hate that word like madt
She must be under 23 yrs. Those ones no nothing about love... She go later realise and regret.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In A Toxic Relationship? Share The Story. by jumpampass(m): 5:50pm On Mar 26, 2020
hfinest1:
Story story??

One upon a timehuh


One time I was dating a girl who talks too much. I mean a walking radio that doesn't know when to keep shut. And babe had mad insecurities too, but her pussy was so sweet it kept me going through the period we dated.



The day I knew her insecurities had gotten the better part of her head was the day she walked into my room in school then, saw me talking with a girl, and concluded she had a competition. Next thing she came, sat on my leg and was forcing me to kiss her. Just so that the girl will know who she is... like booking her space or marking territory.


Turns out the girl in question was my elder sister... Jeez! It was fuckn embarrassing mehn... my sis was just like "who is that frog? See how she's jumping upandan doing bebescout like mumu".


And then her mouth wey no get control. Shit! Then in school, I was actively into students politics and held a post as president of one of the social clubs on campus... Omor, this girl nearly used her mouth to remove me from office o...


The day I broke up with her wasn't easy o... We first had sex, then I broke up, then we had sex again... We were hooked on each other. Two days later, she came crying and asking to get back together. Made all promises to change and all. I couldn't resist her perfume so we bleeped again twice, then slept till night, woke up at past 11 in the night, bleeped again, and then I made it clear that I really wasn't doing again, then she got the message, and l told her to leave my room that night and go back to her hostel. It was crazy but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do... and besides, my new babe was visiting me and passing the night, and I didn't need any disturbance...

Chai! Memories��
Karma is right behind you...will soon catch up with you. No worry ohh!!
RomanceRe: Which One Is More Painful? by jumpampass(m): 11:13pm On Mar 25, 2020
Babythicksme17:
Bro how can you compare single and broke naa,is better i remain single forever than to be broke. I will buy Love Machine with my money if puna dey scratch me. grin
Walahi you don spoil finish undecided
InvestmentRe: Which Business Can I Do With 1m And Make 10k Profit by jumpampass(m): 5:04pm On Feb 19, 2020
xana101:
Please which business can one do with 1m to make 10k as profit daily.
Play bet9ja Carry over 0.5. thank me later
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Shares Beautiful Swimsuit Pictures by jumpampass(m): 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2020
She no fine self undecided undecided
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by jumpampass(m): 5:32am On Feb 09, 2020
Ladies, How about this guy here? Do you think he's hot?

RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by jumpampass(m): 12:04pm On Feb 08, 2020
ShawtCake:
Stopped my nysc relocation because of some camp boyfriend! It ended in tears sha. undecided undecided
While I relocated because of one stupid girl. It ended in tears too!! undecided
FamilyRe: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls, Please Advise Me On What To Do by jumpampass(m): 5:27am On Feb 08, 2020
sylvestersamuel:
Good morning my fellow Nairalanders, I will try to make my story brief and precise.... I have a fiancée whom I am already engaged to. As a matter of fact I have already done all our traditional marriage and rites the only thing left is our white wedding which will be coming up in the next 3 weeks.

Yesterday, my fiancée came to visit me in my house so as to discuss our wedding plans. But before she left, we had a slight misunderstanding and the reason for our misunderstanding was because I allocated 50% of our wedding expenses to her i.e (she would be the one to sew her wedding gown, pay for the catering service amongst others) while I take care of other expenses...

On hearing this, she didn't even utter a word but left with annoyance, since then I have been trying to call her but she hasn't been picking my calls neither have she replied any of my messages....

Please I need your advice, did I do or say anything wrong, because I know how much I spent during our traditional marriage rite and mind you, she earns close to 200k per month.... Insult in form of advice is allowed all I need is just your advice.
I'm sure she's from Abeokuta. Awon, stingy bitches
TravelRe: Lagosian Turns Keke Into Rover.... To Avoid Ban by jumpampass(m): 5:54pm On Feb 05, 2020
czarr:
Creative?
Stop telling lies, this is not lagos. Somewhere up north. undecided
RomanceRe: Abuja Man In Trouble As Lady He Met On Internet And Invited, Refused To Leave by jumpampass(m): 2:38pm On Jan 18, 2020
From what I can observe, it like the lady is ugly or she got one of her body part missing. It might be all those yam legged chuby babe. My guy just no gbadun the girl. Abi how you una think am? grin
HealthRe: Mentally Challenged Woman Gives Birth To A Baby Boy In Anambra (Photo) by jumpampass(m): 11:01pm On Jan 14, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
they should throw away the baby before he becomes another miscreant to the society embarassed
I don't know u are this dumb. Make them throway this kind fine, fresh baby. Mumu!! angry
BusinessRe: How can I stop being broke in 2020? by jumpampass(m): 8:01am On Jan 11, 2020
Dargreen:
Yes it happens like that due to the Nigerian factor . Small thing everything will cast. Na my worst nightmare be that . There are informations out there you just have to get lucky . This particularly skill I’m talking about you can count the number of Nigerians who know about it I don’t think they are upto 10 .
Just say u need us to pay you. Scammer, you know nothing than to scam people. Useless Nigerian. Asshole undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Husband Sends Wife's Nude To Side Chick by jumpampass(m): 4:45pm On Jan 10, 2020
CrimeRe: Chloe Davison Commits Suicide Because She Wasn’t Getting Enough Likes Online by jumpampass(m): 4:15pm On Jan 10, 2020
Rot in hell. Chaii!! See as this babe just waste pussy. angry angry
PhonesRe: Nokia 2.3 Unboxing And Impressions Video - Is It Worth It? by jumpampass(m): 4:52pm On Jan 02, 2020
Yeye phone. Nokia, will you keep quiet. undecided
PhonesRe: Man Shares His Experience With iPhone 11 He Bought For N17k by jumpampass(m): 8:49pm On Jan 01, 2020
iyatrustee:
Ungrateful man!! The phone sef get manners greet you welcome even still tell you goodbye, cheesy what if the phone na marlians wey no get mannerz?
Pls stop. You are cracking me up. Lwkmd���
NYSCRe: Dairy Of A Borno Corper||serving In Borno And Everything Involved by jumpampass(m): 11:06pm On Dec 25, 2019
Just let me say the 10k na scam abi?

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