₦airaland Forum

Airsunmicheal:
Telegram’s founder Pavel Durov said Tuesday that the encrypted messenger app had added a “record” 70 million users in one day after Facebook was hit by a massive outage.
Potentially billions of users were impacted Monday when the dominant social network and its Instagram and WhatsApp platforms went offline for seven hours.
Telegram, a messenger site particularly popular in the former Soviet Union countries and Iran, is used both for private communications and sharing information and news.
“Yesterday Telegram experienced a record increase in user registration and activity,” Durov, 36, wrote on his Telegram channel.
“We welcomed over 70 million refugees from other platforms in one day.”
“For the new users I’d like to say this — welcome to Telegram, the largest independent messaging platform,” Durov added.
“We won’t fail you when others will.”

HolinessForever:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10054299/North-Korea-accuses-double-standards-missile-tests-warns-future-consequences.html

yuping:
You are in Nigeria Smoking "Arizona"
You want your dad to scream out "loud"
You better run to any "Igbo" friends you have
You better run to London "Chelsea" preferably
To see your Aunt "Claro"

FutureIsFemale:
The leader of the Prophetic Hill Chapel, Prophet Nigel Gaisie has listed ten things which according to him make one a failure.

The Ghanaian clergyman disclosed this through his social media platform.

His post read:
You are a failure if you depend on church money to fuel your car.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10227624737230797&id=1437151297

OlawaleBammie:
How i wish the sniper could save the bullet till further notice, probably 40years later.

Johnnyessence:
Ovation CEO, Dele Momodu is in town as a Guest of Excellency Senator Ademola Nurudeen Adeleke. Every necessary component needed to deliver 2022 are being amassed. Our enemies will purge. check the pictures below.

Omicron007:




The BBQ Vulture Seller is offering slots for members of the Nairaland community who wants to have a career as a Zone-B and a part-time vulture griller.

The slots are free and anyone who asks you for money in order to get slots is trying to scam you.

Interested persons can pick up the form by sending a message to him on this forum through his moniker or you can contact the Nairaland Police Woman.

The renumeration per month is 30K which is subject to review based on how many people you provoke on this platform and the number of bans that are issued out by the mods.

The scope of the job is simple. Jump on any thread that contains information about the lifeless vegetable and shower encomiums on him. Call him sweet names with long and unecessary write-ups.

Once a member gets provoked and call you names, just alert the Chief griller. He would simply use the NL Police woman moniker and report the person. Twenty years of ban awaits that moniker while you smile to the bank!


At sunset, locate his infamous BBQ joint and assist him in grilling the vultures. The vultures are spiced with specially prepared pepper and they are roasted under a very untidy environment. Get ready for much work because FFK loves the meat. FFK orders ten every night for himself and his party stalwarts.


This advertisement is risky. If you don't get to hear from me again, just know that a trigger-happy mod has slammed the ban-mallet on me.
See you sometime in 2040.

I love you all.

Ussycool:
Are sure of this?

femi4:
His investment is at stake

HolinessForever:
Lalasticlala

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16249178/human-annihilation-threat-highest-un-chief-warns/amp/

Iyaebe:
To all those men wey dy go church to go look for wife hehehehe na still us dy there ooo we just change cloth hehehehe(culled from a video,no be me talk am)