These things are now luxuries peak milk, sardine, corn beef, peanut butter, spaghetti sef. With 30k then I fit go shopping buy all these and more..now if you wan stock house with these things budget 150k upwards for the month as a single person God help you be family man na like 400k and above monthly..

My father left a good legacy..his word was his bond. He would never use his mouth to promise wat he cannot do. Most ppl who were in a tight condition would come to him for advise. Even in his old age baba was very neat. Never to be caught unfresh. And baba no dey fear face. When he was working with lucky igbinedions father the man sef sabi say him be no nonsense person he change am for am while they were having dinner for him house when he spilled a glass of wine on one his colleagues who was always a yes sir yes sir man. I wonder why young ladies were still chasing baba even in his 70s..Well you wouldn't know he was 70+ then.

TIDDOLL:
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my faced changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all the day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.


At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.


Can you be the judge of this















This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.

This is what you get..when u can't make a woman open freely without paying a dime..it must av been so boring to be begging a woman midway during sex..saying don't touch here don't go here. Ahh I no fit..una wey dey do these things dey try.

Who owns the road..on a normal day the motorist on public holidays the booz on the street you make goal post and play 5 aside.

Ppl dey try things oo. Now I can see the kind of ppl writing terrible referral letters.

Ofunaofu:

Nigeria Employers’ Consultative Association, NECA, has expressed concerns over the N100,000 cash withdrawal limit announced by the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, saying there is “no gainsaying that the livelihood of many individuals and enterprise sustainability would be impacted.”


Reacting to the new policy, Director-General of NECA’s Wale-Smatt Oyerinde, said “As usual with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), the Bank announced a new naira withdrawal policy without extensive consultation with Organized businesses and those that will be directly impacted by the Policy. This new policy is diversionary and a mere distraction from the critical issues that are affecting the Nation. With the inflation rate hovering around 20 percent and over 100 million Nigerians in multidimensional poverty, the best that Government should do is not to further cripple the economic activities of Nigerians. It is no gainsaying that the livelihood of many individuals and enterprise sustainability would be impacted.


“While it is desirable to get all bankable individuals and businesses into the banking system and promote the cashless policy of the CBN, the timing without adequate preparation and sensitization of the critical mass that drives the economy (the SMEs and MSMEs) could prove counter-productive and further drive many below the poverty line. This is another classical example of the inconsistencies and misalignments between the fiscal and monetary policies of the Government. It is absurd to blatantly set traps of processing fees for individuals and businesses who desire to withdraw their hard-earned money from the bank for legitimate and genuine business transactions. It is also important to note that the banking infrastructure and mobile/digital facility to drive the cashless policy are not sufficiently developed. This is not only draconian but also inhuman.


“We urge the CBN and indeed, the Federal Government to replicate the energy and promptness used in implementing this policy to address the issues of dwindling value of the Naira, rising inflation, oil theft, ballooning foreign debt, and get millions out of poverty realm. While Nigerians businesses are groaning under the burden created by not-well-thought-out Government policies, more misery should not be placed on them as we approach the yuletide season.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/our-problems-with-n100-000-weekly-withdrawal-limit-neca/

This will stop ppl from using the banks..ppl go begin bury money and carry Ghana must go everywhere. Robbers go have a filled day I pity business ppl who do business with lump sum of cash.. so after close of business day I go bank go deposit 5m but if I wan withdraw same to restock na 100 abi 500k u wan give me no be juju be dat. Make ppl begin use stable coin ooh.

Virgins no dey ever finish..e fit only scarce.

Go to London if you can...if you av a sponsor no prob if you av a roof over your hard from a relative no prob...but you must bear it in mind say ppl in the UK dey very stingy so do expect someone to foot your bills with a skill or a menial job you would be fine.

PrettyBolu:
Why is there no risk of you donating billions to support the Africa you came from. That money Elon Must wasted to buy twitter should have been invested in infrastructure in Africa.

South Africans will be claiming Elon Must because he was born there but the guy has never contributed anything to South Africa.

You can't help those who don't want to help themselves. Africa is blessed beyond measure but we are our own undoing.some ppl stylishly get to the seat of power and use money to silent the masses and we expect a God from somewhere to deliver us..africa is blessed if we lack na we cos am..

annayawchee:
Honestly..

Life has never been this hard.
Inflation is just high,
Standard of living is just high,
Landlord choose this period to increase their rents.

Nothing is cheap, not even food..

Xmas is just 3 weeks away.

I've reduced my expenses to be barest but e still choke ...

How una dey cope??

Standard of living in Nigeria is at an all time low.

2mercy:


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-buhari-fires-nirsal-md-over-n5-6bn-wheat-project-saga/

Reason why we can never develop. Funds set aside to help improve agriculture and food supply you share it to cronies and spend it on liabilities. Food supplies no improvement, jobs meant to be created is non existent, the jobless one becomes tools in the hand of useless politicians, we then complain of insecurity. The spiral effect of corruption.

Christmas in calabar!! Oh oh carnival in calabar!!

ExAngel007:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/27-year-old-yahoo-boy-arrested-for-beating-his-undergraduate-girlfriend-to-death-in-ogun.html

E fit no reach 250dollss oo

plaindealer:



https://thenationonlineng.net/adeleke-reverses-self-on-sack-demolition-others/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1669779829

Wat about their salaries hope they would be paid today. No let them swear for you oo

Rexymania:
I love making love with a lady during that period.... They love it

Raw or with a cd..stain go full everywhere..but its slippery.

Aonkuuse:


https://www.facebook.com/100069123281551/posts/pfbid0cUuNcLZRwQqhdj9GfLWBMbCmjwgpRrrUZmUG3qxgebH1Qae7CmubE3DAG43fDp4el/?app=fbl

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique

Something is wrong somewhere they don't look like they own all these things...these are the fall guys in my opinion. The main chief is still behind the scenes.

GoooodHardDick:
Dear women,

The older you get the less valuable you'll become to a man. This simply means that men are extremely more attractive to girls within the age of 18-23, most men are even more attractive to a girl of 16 and 17 respectively. So wisdom demands that every wise lady selects husband in her prime time and settle down.

Real men are more concerned about peace of mind and not age..if you are talking about sexual attraction you are right.

Business wey na alhaji dey run am pass for pH with their tank farm.. and crude refinery. Once you don dey hear cooking.

Abujaexpress:
What could be going on in the mind of this woman(I think that should be his wife), as she looks on while Governor Adeleke was signing the relevant take-over notes?

For me, its like "play play, we don enter government house..."

The look is that of so you fit forge school certificate and enter government House.. when u been tell me say you go run am I think say na joke..oboy u bad gaan ooh.

Stop name calling of our women...cos they give themselves freely to your sweet mouth no mean say they cheap...they are playing their roles well [left][/left]

FreeStuffsNG:

Not really. If you look closely,he is 5ft 10 inches; just 2 inches shy of 6 feet. Jared Kushner is very tall at 1.9m though while Ivanka is about sane height as Mbappe.

In the pose for the picture, Mbappe bent slightly for the kids. That posture comes by default when you take pictures with kids. The adults are standing upright but Mbappe hunched.
check my signature for free stuffs!

Cool analysis.

SUNNINO:
You must be kid, we talking about successful person you talking about height. Keep quiet if you don't have what to say.

Just stating the obvious..you can be short and successful.

WriterNig:
Cc Nlfpmod Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

Mbappe short oo

einsteine:


Lol.

Another delusional fellow

Might make this screenshot and turn it to an nft sometimes in the future.

Blessedmercy8:
Someone raised this question in church last week being a family weekend in my denomination.
She asked if it's right for christian couple to do other sex styles apart from the "mummy and daddy " style and there were mixed reactions from the youth and some of our old school parents.

One elderly woman said, there's only one way to the door while some young mothers said if both parties agree then it's fine but I ( representing the youth) was of the opinion that it's a sin. This didn't go down well with some of our middle aged mommies until I backed it up with some points..

One of the mommies was like, since they are now married, they own their bodies and can do whatever they like with it but I countered her by asking if such styles glorify God.

I went on to ask where such styles were copied from... Pornography. This dirty styles were not in existence before now and was not practised by our forefathers; even if it was, it was probably during Sodom and Gomorrah and we all know God's take on their actions. Now bringing to our own time, these styles became popular when pornography took over the internet and most couples practicing it learnt it from pornographic contents ( which is a sin) probably during their worldly days and are now gradually bringing such practice into the church and trying to paint it nice by saying their bodies belong to each other therefore they can do anything.

Pornography where these styles emanated from is a sin and this makes the practice of such styles a sin as it doesn't give glory to God but the devil. As christians, I believe everything should be done in moderation and to the glory of God.

Remember, your body is the temple of the holy spirit. So, do not use worldly practices and fetishes to defile your bodies.

What you guys think?


Modified.

Ok guys, I see everyone trying to justify this act by saying it's not stated anywhere in the bible what styles couples should do but at the same time condeming the act of anal sex. What a double standard.

Now, if we are to go by your submissions, where is it stated in the bible that the VJ is the right entrance and not anal?

Were Adam and Eve taught where to use, going by your argument? No, they chose it themselves. So why kick against anal if I can't kick against different styles?

This shows that we all have a sense of right and wrong and should be able to do the right thing and not try to bend it to favor us when it's not convenient reason some can say anal sex is wrong and different styles is not right. Simple!

They were not documented which I doubt does not mean they were not practised. Whatever position the phallus uses to enter the vagina..is nobody's business as long as e no miss road enter anus is fine..why would you want to damage the normal anal sphincteric tone of your beloved woman and to wat end. She can't get pregnant that way and it show u don't trust the ability of her v wall to grip your phallus.

einsteine:
Pi miners are very delusional. They are down there with flat earth theorists in their willful ignorance

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For this age and time...I hope it happened in year 2000 and below..cos if na 2022. E no make sense. But the pics looks as if e dey recent or na comedy skit.

Ekele22:
As I type this , I reminisced what just happened at a gymn center I took my daughter to.

What effrontery, what audacity, what guts does the attendee has to push me away....

This the gist ......

It happens that I had the privilege to drive my daughter to a gymn center along stadium road here in port harcourt for her classes on Saturdays
( pls don’t ask me what is she doing at the gym place)

Today I dress very casual because I was watching a World Cup match ( don’t ask me who is playing either), just on my shorts and almost faded polo to go pick her because it was my cousin that dropped her in the morning .

This time my cousin who stay with me for the moment was looking so fresh up and nice dressed and I was looking like his driver. That’s not a big deal so we entered the building, everybody was greeting my younger cousin, welcome sir, welcome sir, even the security at the entrance. That’s not a big deal.

To my greatest surprise when we got into the mean arena my daughter is, she hasn’t notice me so I beckoned on one of the pretty young attendees to go fetch her for me , but she refuse, she downplayed my request.
because i wasn’t dressed well was totally ignored.
I almost wept,
My cousin noticed it and ask if he could help get my daughter, I oblige.

It was when the pretty lady saw my cousin that she opened up and ask him to wait, she will get her for us.

To cut the scenario short, my daughter ran towards me like daughter and father cruise that the foolish lady knew I wasn’t joking .
I just took my kid away and went home.

What did I learn from such scenario
1. To be properly dressed at all time
2. I learn also not to under rate people, the guy you think is a nobody can be the person you need for help
Stay blessed my people.

Op is just like me..I am not bothered about my dressing and I am not bothered what ppl say..only improving my cash flow and looking for the next best investment opportunity. If you see me for road I fit worse pass your house boy sef.

PrinceOfLagos:
This could be one of the market women that were forced to close down shops and be at Tinubu campaign in Lagos today .

It is no longer news that Tinubu and his irresponsible touts in Lagos uses threat, intimidation to lure people to there not so impressive campaign at teslim balogun stadium today . Some were told to either be at the campaign or lose there shops. This is madness and So I want to ask, Will Tinubu also force this market women to vote for him on election day??

Nlfpmod

From this the expression on their faces says it all..Guess they didn't want to miss shikini money promised.

Use loan open business...be innovative..but 1st wetin be the lower limit.

Mammie330:
I need help.

I got married few months ago after dating my husband for some years.

Our relationship was really beautiful and I was the envy of most ladies.

At some point we had a long distance relationship but Communication was smooth.

The first time he came to visit , I discovered he had been chatting with one girl, having flirty conversations and all. He said he was just catching cruise and apologized for that. I forgave him.

Another time I discovered he doesn't know how to set boundaries with ladies.
I complained about all that and he promised to change.
This is someone that comes to visit me at any given opportunity.
Then recently I found out he had been chatting with one girl on Tiktok.
The girl already started calling him baby and I saw where he told the girl he likes her already.
As usual he said it’s not serious, that he hasn’t seen the girl and he didn’t mean that.
The girl chatted him up and he flowed because he was bored.
Truth Is I’m hurt and ashamed.
Where’s the self respect?
Someone you don’t know from anywhere.
He eventually blocked the girl but I don’t even trust him anymore.
When we were together, he wasn’t anything like that and I’m wondering what went wrong.

He keeps talking about how much he loves me and how he wouldn’t have been married to anyone else if he didn’t get married to me but at this point I’m not even moved again.

I’ve asked him countless times why he is flirting with ladies online.
He said nothing.

He said he hasn’t touched any lady apart from me.
I’m actually tired of asking, I want to know what I can do to get the pain away.

He has travelled back now and I’ll be alone for a while before we start living together as husband and wife.
Should I stop talking to him?
Should I report him to my mum?
Should I play along and just develop a coping mechanism?
What coping mechanism can i develop?
Should I keep complaining?
I didn’t allow him touch me before he travelled back and he was pained.
I really just want my man, I don’t like how he’s not making me trust him anymore.
I don’t go after other peoples’ men why should mine be like this?
Can he possibly change?

Probably you denied him the cookie while dating and you opened the door for him to have a taste of other wonderfully made God's creation now he is addicted always wanting more from different women and you are here complaining..if you see a committed man never you make him 2nd guess if not na u sabi oo.