No wonder some funny ads go just pop up.

If cold con dey catch me nko and the other person Heat dey catch am.

nlfpmod:


https://nairametrics.com/2022/07/21/world-bank-says-nigerians-got-richer-as-income-per-capita-surges-5-to-5250-in-2021/

Na the business tycoons, industrialists and politicians dey pocket the money.

maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks

Which kind babe be dis..she go just reck you.

If a woman tries such walk out of the wedding ASAP

88natzy:
Good evening all.
I am searching for a Muslim male faithfull for my colleague for marriage. She is a 26 years old graduate of mass communications. Beautiful, unique, intelligent and devoted Muslim pearl.
Please she is not desperate.
You must be a Muslim, handsome, tall with a good job. Please she doesn't like a force personnel.
Please I want this year to be her last year of being single.

Who send u message?

There are some coins that it will be suicidal to sell...imagine selling a 0.01$ coin when it's sure going to reach 5 to 10 dollars in 4 to 5 years.

He chickened out simple.

Where is obi cabana?

While you are trekking someone is having motorcycle another person get keke another person get corrola another person get camry/lexus another person get venza another person get benz another person get ferrari another person get lambo another person get Bentley another person get rolce royce another person get buggati another person get private jet another person get luxury yacht. No thing say person wey get yacht no get problem. [qquotes author=Aaaaarghmed post=114568813[/quote

The are concerned about its ability to destroy their biodiversity we are concerned about pot of soup interesting.

MindHacker9009:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-62025178

FOOOLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS

Iya ila.

guobe:
I have a very close relation that refused his wife from working because he felt if she starts working and earning well she may nolonger regard him. Is it true that when women start having money they nolonger regard their husband.

the ppl that have this mindset are those men who are lily livered to woo and marry a woman who is more financially buoyant than them..I love women who are achievers cos I don't settle for less myself but a line should be be drawn. You shouldn't take nonsense. No time for pretence here let her know the real you from the very beginning. And if you started by putting up appearance remember you can't fake it for long you go soon tire and you begin to exhibit traits that you won't be pleased about. Don't be lazy, work your ass off. Love her genuinely and know when the line is getting crossed.

Na humans develop those places where dem go dey flex no be spirit. Why e dey hard them to replicate same for their own corner. Abi na only looting dem sabi.

I dey find osimhen I no see

Fantazy:
Hello Bosses!
Sorry to disturb you with my stupid question!

I'm young guy teaching in a private school. There's this one of my students in SS 2 class to be precise. This girl is so exposed sexually, to the extent that she talks anyhow (Adult kind of talks) even when a teacher might be in the class.
I joke/play with them in the class most times (normal joke and play between teacher and students) as I'm not the "strict/disciplinarian" type. And they are very free with me.
The thing is, this girl refers to me or sees me as her boyfriend, even saying it in the present of my colleagues (her other teachers) sometimes. She gets angry anytime she sees me with any of my female colleague, saying I'm cheating on her (I have never had anything intimate with this girl). sometimes, during break, she will just hide from her colleague and come to meet me in my private office. She will boldly say she loves me, without shaking her voice. I asked her if she's a virgin she said No. That's she's been disvirgined since she was in JSS3 (She's in SS2 now).
She's tempting me, I can just decide to Bleep her one day, (That's what she even want) but I'm the shy type i.e. I'm not the type who is sharp to mingle with females. (I have never wooed any of my gfs. Don't even know it's happened)
I dont know how many times I would've f*cked her if I was one of those bad guys. The shocking part is that when I threaten to report her, she will say I should go ahead, that is it a Crime to love?
I go just weak!

What do you think about this guys.

You should check yourself for coming to nairaland to get validation.

endsarrrs:


The CBN has reduced the international spending limit from $100 to $20 per month, this country is a waste of young talent in Digital Skills . The $100 limit was even unbearable.


I can't run my Facebook and Google advertisements.
I speak into existence, God please let me relocate to countries under the UK or North America ASAP. Nigeria leaders have finished the youths.

But dey can dole out 20 k dollars cash to delegates. Some ppl don't need any court to judge them. They should be served jungle justice.

koondog:
Beautiful Family of Sen. Ike Ekweremadu

. If he had gotten kidney from his kids he won't be in this mess.

This was staged to get views.

BadNews:


A Nigerian Lady has shared photos of the bundle of Naira notes a Nigerian man wrote his number on and sent to her after she refused to give him her number, Reports.

According To The Twitter User, As Sighted By , She was at a bachelor's party and the man approached her and asked for her number. When she declined, the man decided to send his via bundles of Naira notes amounting to N30,000.

''So I attended this Bachelors party, a man asked for my number, I declined & asked for his instead. Man wrote his number on 30k mint notes.

"This Is The Type Of Energy I Want This Year''

See Photo As Obtained By Below:

For ordinary 30k...49dolls.anyway na una minimum wage sha.

Nawa oo them don thief the money again...Saint abacha go dey weep.

ghettokid1:




https://www.marca.com/en/football/manchester-united/2022/06/23/62b4315a22601d50398b45d3.html#:~:text=Cristiano%20Ronaldo%20wants%20to%20pay%20for%20damage%20caused%20by%20bodyguard%20crashing%20his%20Bugatti

E suppose thank God say nobody die and the car no burn completely as no be gas cylinders be that 50kg for that matter. Wey plenty for the pics.

Pojomojo:
Some years ago I was a young fresh graduate out from camp and fresh to the labor market years, fresh from university and got employed as a mortgage banker in a local bank in Lagos. On top of my salary, I had commission income, transport and entertainment allowances. It was good right? But not all that glitter is gold.

However six months into it I was disappointed. I realized that rosy picture I painted of work life in the finance sector was born of artlessness. Underneath that suit and immaculate appearance, I was just a saleswoman, advertising one peddling products I could not even convince myself to buy.

I also felt like I was doubling up as a club hostess peddling my services to clients, in this case they were property agents, and bribing them with fine food and alcohol in a bid to get engaged for mortgage advisory services in the event of a successful home sale. This happened on an almost daily basis. I found it absurd I spent 4 years studying accounting that turned out to have little to do with my job.

People at work were miserable. Humiliation was a tactic used to encourage sales performance. Tight date lines sent everyone panicking, which you’ve to deliver. I was told some would sleep with property agents to get business. How true I don’t know but I wouldn’t be surprised. It was a lot of money if you did well.

It was a bitchy industry. I was not sociable and didn’t try to get along with most of the bankers. Probably one reason why I was the victim of horrible rumor's.

The story went that I accused my mentor, someone I held in high regard, of raping me after I tried to seduce him and got rejected. That was sick. I never did any of those things; never seduced him, never accused him. I then knew why he avoided me for the longest time. Since we had never spent enough time for him to know me enough to know I wouldn’t sink that low, he likely believed them more.

Sexual harassment was common. I think because many of the women were fine with sexual exchanges, the men assumed all of the women wouldn’t mind their advances. Of course not all the men were disrespectful. A few did come to my aid at various times.

I felt that the environment negatively impacted everyone. There was a lot of money to be made and it led to people becoming mercenary, selfish, backstabbing, demeaning, those who were not, were also affected like me.

I felt my mental-wellbeing under constant attacks and it affected my personality. I was distrusting and temperamental. It hurt the interactions with people I was close to. In distress, I seek the solace of short term pleasures, consoling myself with the food and alcohol that was always on offer, but I only felt worse. My self-esteemed dipped. I was not proud of the person I had become. At some point I realized this was not living. No amount of money was worth selling my soul. I left after 2 years into the job.

You see, our work life has a huge influence on other areas of life. If you feel constantly feel shitty at work, this negatively influences your character and colors everything else you do. If you feel good at work, your moods will positively impact other areas of your life. Therefore, choose your work wisely.

However I am really grateful to that experience because I learnt so much about life and how to better identify the right career path for myself in such a short time and at an early stage of my life. It’s all good.

Thank you NL for letting me share my story

How was your first job experience like? Kindly share your story.

My first job was tutoring kids after school in their houses.. did it for 7 kids( family one 4 the other 3)and and 1 adult preparing for wassce and jamb..did it while seeking admission into med school..used most of the money to buy books advanced engineering maths the 2 of them can't remember their names again I think shroud and the more advanced type. cos my love for maths knew no bound and paid for my sister gce then. Was close to 17k monthly like 11yrs ago.

Adeleketoyin:
My people please I need your advice.

I'm having a lil loggerhead with my Fiance.

My fiance works in a company, which doesn't give him time to come home or live in his rented apartment for long.
I currently run a confectionery shop in my father's house.

My Fiance however wants to have a joint account with me when we get married soon in this my confectionery business. According to him, he'll support me, to help him get free in the future to stop his salary work and probably start another business without affecting the family.

But I don't want to have any joint account or partner with anyone in this my confectionery business. I want my business without any check or partner.
He's insisting on joint account to run the business and its getting into our relationship.

Please what do you advice?

Let him do his business and you do yours..if you want to have a joint account let the purpose be known if its to invest and for what purpose..whoever has the business idea you both deliberate and invest the money into the project..don't allow him interfere into your business.it has ruined many enterprising women..I heard of a woman who was doing well in her stock fish business racking in millions only for her husband to join her in the business and he started womanising and squandered the who business na yhe woman is looking older than her age..its good to support each other but money brings out the beast in most ppl so be careful dont fall for it.

TheOldGods:
Things are now so easy, I've never voted in Nigeria before, but today I broke that yoke and registered my pvc on-line. And also changed my poling unit online to a ward very close to my house. As an Igbo man, for the first time I feel there is a reason to vote. I've sent this to over 30 of friends and they have all registered.

Visit this link to register online
http://cvr.inecnigeria.org

And follow this procedure

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

PLEASE TRY TO TRANSFER YOUR POLLING-UNIT TO THE ONE THAT IS CLOSEST TO YOUR HOUSE AND ENCOURAGE YOUR NEIGHBORS TO DO SAME.

*Transfer of Voter's Card!*
Don't go to join the long queue at INEC Office.

*Go to*
1. cvr.inecnigeria.org
2. Services
3. Voter Transfer
4. Create account with your email address
5. Login with your email
6. Open the link sent to you in your email
7. Fill out the form provided and your new address
8. Go through your application to be sure no mistake
9. Save as instructed.
10. Use your phone to snap and upload 2 of your photos (First photo with serious face and the second with smiling face)
11. Submit
12. Wait for when it is ready and INEC send you message (on your phone and or your email) where to pick your card (around your new place of abode).

Don't just pray for good leaders, work by taking part in their emergence thru the ballot.
Be involved!

Get your Voter's Card!!
http://cvr.inecnigeria.org

It is your Civic Responsibility!!!.

Was told it has ended

hfinest1:
51.70751ETH

If you really have eth that over 45k dollars..open a binance account and send it there..I will guide you..never transfer it to an unknown/ virtual buyer without protecting yourself..use a trusted cex( centralised exchange like binance)

It would av been impossible for apc to defeat pdp...if Jonathan wasn't a cool headed fellow. If Apc is cool headed their defeat is sure.

kabanayol9:
Lets us be sincere with ourselves, with the way food prices in the market have gone high, it's now tripled the former price, when was the last time you had a good balance diet meal, me it is as it comes, anywhere belle face, may GOD bless us so that we can be able to put food on our table conveniently, share your experience too.

No time again...some have food but cannot eat..some can eat but have no food.

180k

CilicMarin:
Asiwaju is now in the residence of the first runner up, former governor and former Minister of Transportation RT Honourable Rotimi Amaechi..

Sanwo olu no get time for lagos again..na to dey follow tinubu up and down.