₦airaland Forum

vaxx:
he is an idiot. it good having such a lunatic who thinks every body is just as dumb as Kenyans.

obaaderemi:
His story is like a story told by a fool. No head no tail.

this one is writting a WASSCE essay

summarize

rvp20182:
I don't remember saying he was a friend. I was CS 2nd yr student - were supposed to look for an internship. My dad took me straight to Telkom Kenya - there was no much mobile then - I was given a white overall and placed under the printing department. That afternoon - we sat there - the whole floor of Teleposta towers - shoving papers to this huge printer that was printing monthly receipts. That printer occupied the entire wing..Teleposta towers is taller than anything in Ghana. In the evening we got summoned to 20th floor - we took a lift- and we were told we had to apply -properly for internship - not use patronage. Long story short - my friend told me this small firm - was looking for interns - I went there and got "hired" - we were being 50 dollars a month. I worked there for 2-3 months -doing pension fund systems.Then I went back - and then lectures went on a strike - and I found myself an intern at UN Nairobi. And by 3rd year I was earning 1,000 dollars !! man those were my best days of my life. Living in hostels - and yet earning 1,000 dollars - was freaking crazy. I use to party and screw them girls like crazy...until I meet my current wife. Soon they jacked my salary to 1,500 dollars...and I bought my house in Nairobi as 24yrs old...after being forced by some kenyan women to save in UN Sacco. They literally dragged me and had me signed off like 3/4 of my salary to the SACCO. Come to think about it - I have only rented for two years - those days Moi was the president of Kenya.

When you dont have money to build a quarantine center

Zoo is the only place you will afford to keep humans

samorobo:
Nonsense..when Kenya is ready to test then expect her to get more cases...no wonder your isolation/quarantine centre is a typical zoo.

rvp20182:
Why do you assume everyone is a liar like a yahoo boy?

I didn't just assume

even your write up exposes you

Psychology 101

When a person is lying, his speech is incoherent

First you said, you did an internship and install a pension software for the company
Now you are saying it was a project you helped a friend complete

The peace agreement

obaaderemi:
This place is important in Nigeria's history. Aburi.

when you lie, you get exposed

vaxx:
well , as a computer science on an attachment, you are not allowed to be a developer perse but a learner. you are there to learn what is practical in job market, you don't install, you participate in the installing that is what student on attachment does. unless the film you are sent to do your attachment is very backward and remote to the extent of you knowing more than the organization . so stop making a ridiculous lie. Ghanaian are way smarter.. I have work many student who study informatic and I know how it works


it seems in Kenya , the word socal and responsibility dies not have anything to do with pensioner. your country is a joke

rvp20182:
Maybe I designed, developed and installed all those pension management softwares without any clue what I was doing - like an Ashante King paying Brits 79B dollars not their pink bums on his gold stolen.

Nigerians maybe are almost :cursed: but Ghana stupidity is now obviously legendary.

Obstinate like a dead block of wood.

One
you know nothing about Computer Softwares (you can only tell those lies to your fellow Kenyan)

Here in Ghana, the institution mandated by law to handle direct pension deductions from workers salaries is the Social Security and National Insurance Trust while private Pension managers handle Tier 2 and 3 contributions of workers.



Kenya does not still have a pension fund as you said

rvp20182:
Lie to yourself. My first attachment or internship was to build a pension fund management system. I installed it in many pension funds including Alexander Forbes - the South African giant in these things. I was a 2nd-year computer science major student then.

Please understand the difference btw social security and pension fund.

Kenya pensions funds are under RBA - Retirement Benefits Authority.

Social security is social - for helping informal sector - nothing serious. Definitely not a pension fund.

I guess you don't understand what a pension is then

gallivant:
You are extremely stupid. How can you stand there and say with a straight face Kenya doesn't have a pension! Are you clinically mad?

Tantrums as usual

The convo is beyond your understanding

I guess this is your first time hearing of pension

Clinically dumb kid

rvp20182:
Your pension cum social security is mere 9B Ghana cedis - that is less than our social security. Don't talk about the pension. That concept is too difficult for you. In S S Africa pension scene - we have South Africa, Nigeria, Kenya and Namibia. Nigeria is there just because of it's population.

There are 3 contributions Asset under management with SSNIT is 15 billion Cedis while Tier 2 and 3 contribution is also 22 billion cedis under pension managers Fund.

Too bad you dont have a pension fund

Joke of the day

Next

gallivant:
Property in Kenya is 3 times more expensive than in Ghana. It's better designed with ample nature around it as well.

gallivant:
You are stupid if you actually believed that.

Your fellow Kenya is more stupid

rvp20182:
And what makes you think NSSF doesn't have estates all over. NSSF actually long left such ventures - and now invest in equities and bonds. We have NHC - National Housing Corp that build estates all over.

understand social security versus pension please. This video from NSSF kenya will make it clear.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmcknvo1wDU

Cos whatever you posted is what they could afford to build

We also have GREDA and state Housing Corporation that build houses all over

rvp20182:
3B as pension fund is small potato. You don't have a pension. You have social security. Big difference. Kenya pays 3-4B annually as a public pension. If that was to be funded..we are talking maybe 40b dollars.

We don't count social security as a pension - outside your primitive region.

Pension is money deducted from workers salary monthly until they retire

Go educate yourself

instead of playing dumb

Ghana has a 6 billion pension fund

Go find out your pension size and stop assuming

Your fellow Dumb Kenyan say you dont have a pension fund

gallivant:
So the monthly money retirees get in Kenya is what? You are getting dumber by the day.

rvp20182:
1,000 units...compared to Nyayo estate is 4,700 units...that is 5 times bigger.

our SSNIT does not build estates in just one place
That is 1000 units at Mampong

This is 1000 units at Tema SSNIT flats.

There is Madina, Legon, West Hills Weija, Borteyman

rvp20182:
Lost income is pension. Social security is social...little help. NSSF in kenya is worth more than your pension fund. For public servant - we pay anything 4B dollars for pension - annual. It's not part of NSSF. It directly taken from our revenues - because we haven't funded our pension yet. But we cannot call SOCIAL security - PENSION like West African ZOO!!

Our NSSF investment dwarf anything your little joke does...and yet we pay 10 dollars each to it...informal sector pay 5 dollars monthly.

So basically kenya does not have a pension fund


Ghana Tier 1 pension size is 3 billion while tier 2 and 3 which is managed by the private sector under NPRA is 3 billion.

they have no shame

Problemkid1:
only just 10 houses in
just one small forest is now a rural area in Kiberaland

Oweri has come far

Problemkid1:
Cont

Basis understanding you lack

50% of your budget which is 15 billion dollars is finance by Aid, Grants and DEBT

and 30% of it is going into DEBT servicing
That is how bad your finances are

slowpoke

kikuyu1:
Nigga, are you talking to yourself!? Your previous post stated 30% of the budget was for debt servicing.
This place is an echo chamber for morons.

You mean, according to wikipedia ?

In Ghana, every rural area is classified as a town

Austine1212:
Akosombo also termed as the ''Damcity'' is a small town located between the eastern and Volta regions in the Asuogyaman District.

According to Government

Im being fair

stop making noise

It seems like someone is stepping on your neck

gallivant:
Why did you stop posting? Honestly they were great pictures. All we need to see now is Accra and maybe a bit of Kumasi.

Zombie

gallivant:
Why did you stop hobbit? Post some more and then Accra after. Take the bull by the horns.

samorobo:
I know right..same way rvp was trying to use some resort tucked far way from mombasa in Diana beach to represent the arabian shanty slum "Mombasa"

Let me help the Kenyans by showing them the way.

This is Aburi

Aparently you do

gallivant:
I don't need any saving hobbit.

All this noise making wont save you

gallivant:
I am asking you to post rural Ghana hobbit, don't be afraid.