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My people dis is not new ... resident of Ogudu, in Lagos will tell u beta.. there is a prophet called Oke Tunde somewhere in Ogudu who own a chrislam praying ground....i beg make I go puu joooo.

Oya run b4 he comes home drunk one day & commit murder,

for my small mind d guy no lie ooooo, e say him no go do big wedding ,but him no say him no go do big trad wedding now. d guy take style Waka go Court jeje go do him wedding, na him trad come hit Wella , so me no see fake for im story ooooo .

One of d list shows dat dis is Aboh Mba Ise which is in IMO state, why will d op use Anambra its unfair biko, am from anambra & no mother I repeat no mother in Anambra will demand for a bag of cloth or pant or bra, d norms in Anambra is a Wrapper ur capacity determine d kind of wrapper u buy, wen I got married I bout Houlandies.... but its not a must ok hollandies is quiet Expensive but I just want to make it a memorable day for my wife & mind u d wrapper is part of d cloth dat will be in ur wife box & not d inlaw which means it is for ur wife. u can use a cheaper wrapper ok....dem no dey marry wife finish, just do wat u can in Anambra, den u can gradually finish up d rest when u wish ok.....if u want a wife from Anambra go for her Don't judge from afar, go close to ur in-law & let dem know wat u can handle, dey will underline d important things on d list u must do to take ur wife home, others can come later in life, but if u are buoyant enuf u can handle all once & for all no be by force, so cowards should not use list as a means not to get married, if u love ur wife make d moves first..... #PROUDLYMARRIEDANAMBRARIAN.

Hey friend ...am gonna hit it straight to u...dat Segun of a dude is nailing ur wife.....I must be straight wit u.I have a friend at shibiri area around iyana Era whose wife was impregnated by one sukanmi of Ab microfinance bank, we all tout it was a loan tin, even my friend gave d original documents of his Toyota bus to dis said sukanmi all in a quest for him to raise money for d wife to travel to Dubai...... yes she did traveled to Dubai but few weeks after she came back she was tested positive ,5 weeks on & my friend almost ran mad...... fast forward my guy withdrew his vehicle papers took d girl to her parents house in Agbado ijaiye dumped her dere, dissolves d marriage, relocated to another area, & send his only son to his mum at Idimu.. so @ ops if u are sure it is still at early stage discontinue dat Segun of a guy from coming near ur home to avoid story dat touches d heart... Chikena..... gud luck

Chaiiii e don tey ......well I will try though av forgotten some line, abeg make una no laugh me oooooo.....


God send on us ur grace at vetland here to thrive God send ur grace,, make us victorious happy & glorious. ............





abeg Vetland new & old make una help me ooooo its 23 years ago, I don forget am finish.. Proudly Vetland 93sets.

kai see me see wahala wit Chelsea jersey..... na waoooo .... Aiye ooooooo.... if na person manipulate u like dis, may such person Neva find peace in Jesus name ... rest in peace.

Chaiiii... bros dis one na confirm skinning walahi no be butchered .....but wait oooo some people can skin for Africa.... .I yam scared ooooooo.

I drove past d river only to hear d news at Afor ukpor some minutes later, a man gave up later after d rescue, but as at 11:38 pm when I was about leaving d market, no other death news, just d injured ones, I wish dem quick recovery..... ubu osigbu a river were u will see fishes floating but will Neva catch dem...a taboo 2 catch any fish ..its my village anyway.

A loss dat will remain in d hrt of dose who knows him closely, I sympathize wit dose he left behind,death is inevitable, no man can escape it,no bread winner is worth loosing @ least for d sake of d kids, well all I can pray is dat God in heaven should forgive & grant him passage into d Paradise amen.

Let me guess.......... 1st victim..... Vanagon/Danfo drivers,,,,,, Smuggler's/Fayawoo.........Officers,,,,,,,,, Rich guyz dat has a superior government officials as friend,,,,,,,,,Family dat has a military high ranking officer as d bread winner...Drunkers.....Yahoo guyz..... base on my experience, dis are d people dat alwayz drives recklessly,a sane man will not use his hard earn money 2 buy a car & choose to drive it recklessly...one thing I think dey should do is to educate some self made new generation drivers, who learn 2 drive on dere own without d basic Driving/Traffic lessons, in my area, dere is dis guy every one tags gud driver, dey said he can drive Donald Trump 2 d moon, one day I cornered him 4 a chat on road use, & I produce a traffic code book & ask dat he tells me wat he knows, aside from Zebra crossing, Stop, & d use of traffic light, there was nothing else he knows on dat book dat got me wondered.... so some so called pro' s out dere need 2 be educated..... we start from there first.

ebbybest:
Bro am a she and not a He

But d headline on ur post says I LIED TO HER...****** so how will a she lie to her? abia una be lessy?

MrBrownJay1:
Can someone catch one of these deportees to Comfirm if 1.4billionNaira was indeed given (7million each), or if that is just BS religious propaganda as usual.... As none of them is showing even a 1000naira note, nor a check but instead a piece of paper written 7million.

Hmmmmm.... I think u need to read dat again, Foodstuffs,Financial support Totalling 7m bucks men. now ur calculation should be 258 deportees share 7m bucks. give us d answer in ur next post to finish wat u started.

Diamond bank no dey dull na d currency na im matter pass ,dem go kwaii u for one smally account or coolteens or even back to school account, as long as all d transaction details are well documented no wahala, any time wey u reach 18 dem go port ur name commot come register ur account, dat na gud strategy jooooo... encourage dem young. if pikin sabi put money for bank @ 16or17 na beta tin jaree instead of unnecessary Sharwama, Flexing & Being a regular customer in all boutique & Saloons in town.... Diamond bank una thank u for encouraging dis sweet&natural diva on how to save in dis our 9ja today.

Beremx:
If you wanted her not to have more babies, you should have used protection methods. Why blame the woman? Abi the woman should keep drinking pills because of unwanted pregnancies?

Stupid reason for divorce

My dear read d story again, d guy took d wifey to d hospital & activated a family planning stuff, but d babe de activate am sharpaly without his consent,,, d guy know say him na Ronaldo.... but d woman just wan suffer dis guy, if not why she dey run go her family house each time she took in? d wifey na Buffon..... So Ronaldo fire shot,, Buffon catch am gidigba.

Bicycle is d common means of transportation in Jigawa, Gombe,Bauchi,&Adamawa, since d government stop d use of Okada because of Terrorist..... so #70/80k will get u 6/7 bicycle u take it to dem sell @ a quick price rate to d red sellers & return rest & prepare for another journey while engaging in something else @ home.....I just came back from Mubi in Adamawa few weeks back, still trying to complete my target b4 moving because I have to service dem b4 going ,risk though, but my brother to make money no easy. so u can make ur contact, & try... tank me wen hit d doo.

azimibraun:
Sorry for your loss. It's only a matter of time. Where is El Chapo Daguzman today; headed to the US to face trial. The biggest fear for any drug dealer on earth. Pablo Escobar chose death over it. Vampire has had his last. He wll be caught and that will be his last. The police will get him, plant aa gun on him and shoot him claiming he was shot trying to escape arrest.

U are a prophet bro d bastard is but a history now, Chaii HAPPINESS, ONYEISI, MY INLAW, MUMMY HAPPY...AND OTHERS MAY UR SOULS REST IN PEACE AMEN.

erico2k2:
Sorry bro this is highly graphic . One should always wait for 5 he Engine to cool down a bit b4 venturing to open your radiator cover and at that you are meant 2 open in sequence with a wet rag on top .

yea I was wit a wet rag...but d way it puffed amazed everyone around, i waited for about 10-12 minutes because I was playing wit friends around, & d vehicle did not overheat, just dat d temperature went beyond d half which was unusual, so I was so relaxed dat it has not gotten to red .but my electrian discovered dat d relay dat controls d fan do seize at intervals, so d fan is not working fine. so it has been fix, but my brother. my flesh tell me, still nursing d pain sha. but ThankGod my face was spared.

miqos02:
sorry bro

Tanx dude... d pain no be here walahi.

My car did dis to me on Monday, so pls be sure to wait for about 30minute before u open ur Radiator cap.....#talkingfromxperience.

Hurray Barcelona...... its an incredible turn around....... 0:4 1:4 2:4 3:4 3:5 ....4:5......5:5 ......& 6:5:....Up barcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Dis Vampire snatched & killed my Ex Fiancée wit 7 members of her family @ igando lagos and escaped....in 2013....dis same vampire was arrested when he & his gang kidnapped a foreigner in 2015.....as if its a mere child play..his gangs now rescued him dis time 2017 ...Guyz dis Vampire of a guy is sometin else, but am certainly sure dat his days are numbered... all d same, may d soul of Late Sandra Ijedinma & her family members who lost there life on dat bloody night rest in peace Amen. as for Vampire..... u will neva see peace, dat 7 innocent blood will alwayz come after u till u finally die a shameful death Amen.

Sexytemi:
To All Ladies Out There, I Say Please Have A Side Boyfriend!

After reading toke makinwa's book "on becoming" I'm of the idea that if toke had had a back up plan, a guy she could count on if her boyfriend at that time maje(later ex husband) was in his usual act of cheating then maybe he would have taken her serious and respected her more..

I've been there where I gave my all into a relationship and was very loyal to my guy and yet after 5yrs of dating he decided I wasn't good enough for him, and left me stranded, it wasn't funny because I saw the signs but like every other girl in love, I ignored the signs and also ignored guys that would or might have made me more happier than he ever made me.

A friend of mine started dating a guy, and she got to realize he was cheating on her, and not only was he cheating but with a girl so young, when my friend confronted him, this guy practically lied and denied everything even he knew my friend saw all the evidences he still blamed her, and she asked me what she did wrong, all she ever did was love and give him all of her, she ignored all guys because of this guy yet he threw her love to the dogs.

Then another of my friend met up with a guy and ohh she fell for his charm, this my friend has had a fair share in the heart break department, her heart has been broken not once, twice and not even thrice. when she chatted me up and said"babe I've met a guy and he loves me with his all, babe he wants to marry me and babe thank God for me" I got to admit I was happy for her and in fact I thank God on her behalf and used her case as a testimony of good things to happen, I tap into her good luck and believe someday I'd also meet a guy who would love me as much as her guy did, little did I know the guy was nothing short of bastard, a guy who makes ladies curse other guys, a guy who is a disgrace to other guys...this guy impregnated my friend and made her father chase her out of the house, with nowhere to go she moved in with him and got to know who he really was, this guy still went after girls, cheats on my friend even in her condition, lodge in different hotels with different girls, and whenever she confronts him he denies it to her face, and in my friend's voice"babe, I'm so scared of him, he lies so much that when he greets me good morning I go out to make sure its really morning", and I'm sure we all know its wrong for a pregnant lady to think, but oh my friend is always thinking and sad all because she fell in love with an ahole and was loyal.

And this makes me wonder is it wrong for ladies to be loyal in their relationships?, is it a bad thing to fall in love and give you her all?, is it a crime for ladies to do all just to please their guys?, and why can't guys just be faithful to their ladies?. and my answers to these questions is just for ladies to have side boyfriends, with a side boyfriends you won't have the fear of the main guy waking up one day and leaving you for another girl, you won't have the heart attack of thinking of what your boyfriend is doing at the moment, and you won't be so involved in the life of your boyfriend for him to tell you you are choking him or think less of you.

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Hey u don't pay back evil for evil... dose tinz do happen to a girl who lost her head. I mean how d hell will u notice a foul play, or suspicious details about ur man and u decide not to correct him or walk away ..hey relax ok..

Am I d only one who smells rat here,,

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Mother & 2 son's blind...... dis family needs a Strong prayer deliverance... it's just unfortunate for dat woman wit hrt of gold.. Heavenly Father pls may help from ur mighty heaven locate dis Family, wipe dat curse of blindness, & provide help for dis ur daughter's treatment in d name of Jesus.

Tank u 4 releasing d security guard..... @least d newest joke go get finishing. even go make sense joooooo..

thank ur star say Flavour Neva do porokoto 4 her body. u get luck walahi.

hmmmmmnnn ..... dis man fit get luck survive ooooo,make una remember say Whesterhof&Bonfere no get big CV wen dem enter area, but we see say na dem provide d best eagle wey dey fly.any way sha me no like dis man face e resemble dat gate man wey I dey see 4 late hour .....another thing wey I see na dis fire fire fire...... sack sack sack wey full every were wey go tell our fellow brethren in d lord Catholic make dem join prayer against sack & fire into dere list of prayers.

If i buy film i go pay,i i go view film 4 galleria or cinema i go pay,if i come una show i go pay.........if una fall ill or sick una go solicit 4 help.

Rip big boss

Bros u get wetin Yoruba dey call Orire.......abeg begin dey sing Orirere lori mi oooooo......wetin so many dey do fasting even dey consult mediums to find out, na im baba God put 4 inside 4g network show u on free 2 air station......ur Orire even extend to Nairaland, 90% gave u same option.......BEN-JOHNSON but in case u wan stay ooooooooooooo accept my sympathy in advance, b'coz u go go buy tatashe&Alubosa 4 Lusada market.wit ur sweetie making sure u give account of every kobo u spent while collecting every remaining change, so prepare.

sammily:
Please I want people to help me out here. I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 months last 2 week ago and we agreed to visit her home last Sunday. I have always dropped her off around the place but I have never entered the house because I wasn't yet ready to meet the parent because we were just dating then and I wasn't yet sure that she was the one for me. Meanwhile all these while, My girl was only referring to her mum so I subconsciously concluded that the father is late. So last Sunday, I got to their house at Agege pen Cinema and what I saw was very sad. I saw a man looking so haggard in the sitting room and I greeted him, He answered in a very low tone and welcomed me. My girls mum soon came out to the sitting room and also greeted me. We exchanged pleasantries before my girl came out to join us in the discuss. At a point my girls mum brought out money and asked the haggard man to go and buy fuel to power the generator for me so that Heat will not disturb me.

We discussed at length after the man left. To cut the long story short, After the meeting we fixed another date for the second meeting that I was supposed to attend with a family member. When I was about leaving, I gave them some money and some to the man and he fell on his knees thanking me as if he has never owned N1000 in his entire life. When my girl was seeing me off, I asked her who the man was and lo and behold, it was her father. I couldn't believe my ears. it was like a rude joke. it was unbelievable. She must has sensed my confusion before she started telling me stories of how the man maltreated her mum when he had money, how he married another wife who squandered all his money and left them in penury. She said he used to beat her mum and all sorts which I cannot write here.

Since that Sunday till now, I've had no peace of mind, I've been thinking and imagining how a right thinking woman and her daughter can comfortably relegate the man of the house to a mere houseboy. That Sunday, the man was wearing a torn knicker and a white singlet that I won't even use to clean my car. Even my wife to be hushed him down when he came back and wanted to keep the fuel change to himself. Something is wrong somewhere, a woman who could treat her husband like this no matter what he did in the past is scary. I have not even picked her calls since that Sunday evening. I am scared and I don't know what to do next.

dere is fire on d mountain.............u know d rest now.........a Yoruba proverb say d kwankere(bulala) used on d iya ile(1st wife) is hunged somewere waiting 4 iyawo(newest bride)......so use ur tongue 2 count ur teeth.