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What's the meaning of this radarada now?
No better news to hit FP?
I wonder how those MODs think sometimes.
Na just to find person them go ban.

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.
THE CALL,
When America saw the killing in the north in 2011
just because GEJ won the presidential election,
they predicted the disintegration of Nigeria in
2015 knowing that there would be another
presidential election and GEJ will again win and
the war will begin.
2015 came, they heard and interpreted the Dogs
and Baboons soaking in blood statement. America
got prepared, they waited in Ghana and observe
the happenings the world tuned their ears
listening for the sound of bombs and watched
expecting the first attack.
The "clock stood still" tension walked through the
cities, terror became neighbours, everybody
became a suspect.
He remembered the prediction, he remembered
the threat, he also remembered the action in
2011.
He asked himself, is my political ambition worth
the blood of any man?
The phone resting on the table
Results on cable
Jega's voice not stable
States still calling
Results still coming
Tension keep building
Prediction drawing near
Threat on alert.
He remembered you!!!!
Your importance to your family
Your value to the society
Your hope for the future.
He thought of a way out of this impending
secretly organised war.
Just then, he picked his phone
He dialled a number
He said congratulations
And:
America's prediction failed
Buhari's threat failed
He uphold the peace
He uphold ONE Nigeria
The CALL wasn't because he lost
The CALL was for you to live
And YOU are still alive after 365days.
Please, appreciate him and say ....
THANK YOU SIR

how much is pms per liter?

Another thief returns to APC

Ok. Nice one

MakomenOmonkhomion:
please can someone help with a current navy past question. here is my email add. makoidyllic@yahoo.com

Did u later get the past question last year?

0 - 1 7' Fernando
0 - 2 12' K. De Bruyne
(assist by David Silva)
0 - 3 19' S. Agüero
(assist by Jesús Navas)

There are many possible reasons why Manchester
City's form has dropped off the proverbial cliff -
injuries, the Pep Guardiola announcement or
even, according to their winger Jesus Navas, just
plain old bad luck.
Whatever the cause, a run of just one win and
four defeats in their last six league games has
seen City's title challenge collapse. Lose again
today, and their top four hopes will be heading
the same way.
which sets us up nicely for today's game at
Vitality Stadium. City need a win to rescue their
season, Bournemouth need a win to pass the
magic 40-point mark that would surely ensure
they are staying up.
In truth, the Cherries already look safe on 38
points, 12 more than third-bottom Sunderland,
but with the Canaries playing Newcastle today,
then Crystal Palace and the Black Cats in quick
succession, Eddie Howe's men have a chance to
end any lingering doubts


TEAM NEWS
Bournemouth make two changes from the team
that lost to Tottenham before the international
break.
Benik Afobe has a hamstring injury so Lewis
Grabban comes in up front for his first start since
rejoining the club in January,
Grabban partners Joshua King, who has shaken
off a calf problem. In midfield, Eunan O'Kane
comes in for Harry Arter.
Kevin de Bruyne returns to the Manchester City
team for the first time since 27 January after
recovering from his knee injury.
Another long-term injury absentee, Samir Nasri, is
on the bench, and could feature for the first time
since October.
With Joe Hart, Yaya Toure and Raheem Sterling all
injured, City make five changes in all from the
side that lost the Manchester derby last time out,
with Willy Caballero, Pablo Zabaleta, Nicolas
Otamendi and Fernando also coming in.



MANCHESTER CITY
Team to play Bournemouth: Caballero, Zabaleta,
Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Fernando,
Fernandinho, Jesus Navas, Silva, De Bruyne,
Aguero
Subs: Sagna, Nasri, Kolarov, Bony, Demichelis,
Wright, Iheanacho



BOURNEMOUTH
Team to play Man City: Boruc, Smith, Francis,
Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, O'Kane, Surman, Gradel,
Grabban, King
Subs: Gosling, Elphick, Pugh, Iturbe, Federici,
Distin, Murray




www.m.bbc.com/sport/live/football/35485868?live_variant=nonjs

halfricanadian:
i see thingss

I fnk u wan run away wit dis

halfricanadian:
I don see am life na wats d biggie

Y u dey scream untop this small carrot then

Patented:
Isn't this indecent dressing*

10ks 4 that

halfricanadian:
i see thingss

Wettin you see? You neva see am live? Oya lie

We do talk about ladies with indecent dressing everyday, but what about men too. Some men love tight pants just to show their blug carrot like the pix below.
So what do we call this?

Has any meaningful topic hit FP today? #Nope

This is shit. Doest affect fuel scarcity

Come on, we are in April 1 don't take any topic too serious because most are meant to fool people.
Happy April fool to nairalanders

Na our presido u dey us count april fool

Happy April fool to nairalanders

crixtex:
Ngenekwenu... I guess u ve eaten jollof rice today; and u ve been settled ur pay per post stipend... so tell me how are ds fairing under PMB...

Education
Electricity
Fuel
Sports
Economy
CBN recruitment. ..

God bless the military. .

Thanks......

Even the security is not at its best or what about the fulanis?

Pheals:

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And in future it won't better for anybody who said so. Including Religion leader

Jesus christ...
The turnder whey go fire this lebanese is still busy with buhari

Guy,are you saying we should bribe abi fix the match?

No we can't waste the money we don't have and nevertheless their is no pride in that..which kind stupid BB

They are birds of a feather.
Naija politician are all Judas

I don't think so.
No that's not the reason,he has not been good on international duties.

hifaif1:
The only hot team is Ghana. Nothing spectacular about Egypt, Cameroon and Algeria. You should mention South Africa even before Egypt, Cameroon and Algeria.

As for Nigeria, we need great finishers in our team. We need players who can score set pieces and who can take long range shots. We need players who can bury aerial balls. In short, we need goal scorers. How can we have terrible defenders and still have horrible strikers?

Player who can score set pieces- iwobi
Player who can take long range shots - kelechi
But where are they on bench....#notrust

easyelliot:
If not for our keeper
Egypt should be up 3-0
Our players are too slow in their build up to the point of being predictable
Passes are wayward and Ighalo has no help or NO Deeney. Right now he is running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

To say a team has Musa and moses on the same team and they are not terroririzing the pharaohs back line is shocking

Which keeper?
Is that a keeper?
Mtchew

Go eagles #soarEagles

Lolx I remember that F style.
When you close and you can't wait to get home for your food.
I no dey talk to anybody when I carry my bag that way. Even if HM or teacher call me NO is NO

Notice me if any sensible thing hit fp b4 12