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keep postin please
i'm learning a whole lotta things.

the only silverware wenger and his[b] daycare centre [/b] can get this season is the carling cup and unfrotunately, they are playin against the money bags with a good coach , even if he runs his mouth most times. who also would want to win incase the premiership is outta their reach

Razorr:
He is talking about the Carling cup and the Premiership!

am i in the jokes section?

can u pls kindly name the 2 silverware ur talkin about

Razorr:
See what I was saying about fanatics? We need prayers!

*_{Goes down on her knees and starts speaking in tongues}*

lol.
dont bite urself with the tongue speaking o

its on my laptop.
how do i get it to u?

diamonds, 90%
perfumes 85%
phones. . . 70%
assorted basket of gifts 55%
bracelets 75%
teddy bears 20%

innit?

diamonds, how much do they go for

@archbishop
did u read the posts before these? guess u didn't.
i'm thru explaining. if u dont like the jokes, dont open the thread!!!!
as simple as . .yo mama's milk!!!!!!

Yo momma's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

marlet01:
keep it kool, am sure he would survive because Arsenal's are survivors

i'm laughing terribly at you. he'll survive because arsenal's are survivors??u want to place the guy's survival on arsenal's runs. . . ??
u want the poor mother to cry herself to death

what?
things we do for football, innit?

@seun
actors are just like footballers. yes, fans like their works but the icing on the cake is when they are appreciated by the authority over their art. Fifa for footballers and in this case, the awards committe.
every movie actor or director, no matter how large a fan base he has, would feel incomplete without at least an oscar in his shelf, even if he has all the money he needs.

martin is long over due for this award.

Yo Mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

TerraCotta:
. Chicks totally dig teddy bears--humungous frigging teddy bears that take three fully-grown men to lift them. I'd do it, A gigantic bear with a single red rose tucked underneath its arm.

lol

Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid when she read on her job application not to write below the dotted line she wrote "O.K." below the line

Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma's so stupid she was standing in a bus, i told her to sit but she said "No, I'm in a hurry".

wat have u said

could use a lil company
nice jokes though

yo mama's so ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her, "

now mukina
watch out for those dogs now
the leash is off
they might bite ur behind if u dont keep off

a lil bit surprised, yes.
didn't know girls would want that as a gift.
thot twas something a lil private

baby arsenal like
denilson (na the first time wey i go see am be that)
walcott
aliadere

@the almunia story
almunia buy hummer Shey i no go go play ball like this?

lingerie

dont need 2 look at the profile.
she is arsene wenger's wife. . .

and where's Dr kit when u need him

desiree,
well said

wat do u want for vals?

i think the token black award is really true
remember jamie foxx. . .for ray charles?

see wats goin 2 happen with the djimon honsou guy this yr.

i think i'll leave the dogs to wander so they bite any goon who goes astray or walks beyond the property line
ain't that good

assorted basket. . ok.
bracelets. . ok
teddy bears. . hell no

u are on drugs

lol

u mean u guys would throw the teddy back in a guy's face if he gives u one for vals?
but i tot ladies liked them. reminded them of their guys?? guess i'm wrong now,

muki
me, . . . .dog catcher
i'll catch u

if scorsece ends up without an oscar this year then he should just bow out gracefully. i mean, this guy has done everything, from classics to action, even to animation, yet no recognition. and to think eastwood won for million dollar baby!!!!

if they ever want to recognise him, now is the time. i mean, the departed is just too good and it clearly deserves an award

wat ya mean muki