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she's scared!!!

anyways, this ain't no strip club so keep ur clothes on

clothes on or off, manutd's winning

tattoo?, a gift?

yo mama's so stupid she went to the movie theater and tried to change the channel.

yo mama's so dumb she got locked up in a bathroom and she peed in her pants out of fright!

yo mama's so dumb if u tell her "a penny for your thoughts" you'll get back your penny!!

yo mamma's so dumb she failed her blood test

yo momma's so dumb, she stared at a bottle of juice for an hour cos the label said "concentrate"

yo momma's so dirty, when a dog bit her, the poor thing died of food poisoning

Razorr:
kunmi, would you take a nude picture of yourself and post it on nairaland for our viewing pleasure   if you guys lose?      

common, don't be scared. . .        

razorr dear
and wat do i get if we win? u send  a nude picture of urself to my email?

wat ya say?

rock rocks!!

currently fillin my head with hinder
anyone know them? songs like. lips of an angel, better than me, get stoned!!!

Yo Mama's so dumb, she has a peep-hole in her glass door.

Yo Mama's so dumb, She walked into an antique store and said "What's new?"

Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.

Yo Mama's so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she ran into an automatic sliding-door.

Yo Mama's so fat, her blood cells are donuts.

manutd playin watford in a couple of hours

should continue our winning ways and grab the maximum 3 points.

PROUDLY UNITED

@people who still have a problem with this thread
jus want to clear things a lil bit.
these jokes are not directed to anybody or anybody's ma.
they are normal harmless jokes just delivered differently.
if it would make u feel any better, when readin, replace yo momma with watever. . . .
THAT ENDS IT, and if u still dont feel better doin that. . . .STAY AWAY



Yo mama's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

has he been unveiled? wat number would he be wearin?

sheer curiousity. . .

and maybe thinkin how on earth would a whole lauren leave arsenal for 500 GRAND!!!!
as in 500 thousand. . . . just another 500 short of a million,

must have been a typo

the bracelet would really be nice, wit her name on it.
yeah,.

@coolad
we go to restaurants on normal days,so goin on vals day. . . . .
thinkin bout something low key.

500 grand?   lauren?

come to think of it, how come that piece of transaction missed the media's radar?
or is there another wahala at arsenal? cole, campbell.  .lauren

Clint eastwood. . . . . .Martin Scorsece.
i think the oscar guys have something againts martin. he's a true legend but he has not been rewarded yet. if he doesn't win anythin this year, then he should know he has an enemy on the boards of the oscars

anyone seen the last king of scotland? saw a preview and i'm definitely goin 2 see the movie soon.
the preview looked good but previews are always made to look good.

best animation. happy feet, monster house or cars? those guys would surely give monster house because of speilberg but i think happy feet was better

@materazzi
way to go man

@topic
fifa should create an award for most headbutted player
the way he's going, he'll be competing with himself for the award

what if i buy a cake and a teddy bear!!

we lost to southend
we lost to westham
we lost to arsenal

how come we always lose to shitty teams

PROUDLY UNITED

why

They'll play about the same number of games for Chelski this season,

different strokes for different folks, innit??
what if i replaced the yo momma's with a name, would it make u feel any better?
they are just harmless jokes. enjoy if ya wantta . . . .


Yo momma's so fat, it'll take a million songs to lift her spirits.
Yo momma's so old, she saw passions of the Christ live.
Yo momma's so skinny, when she turned sideways, she disappears.

cabali:
He now acts mature

u sure about that?? when is ur NOW?

saw blood diamonds yesterday!!

djimon honsou(hope i spelt that rite) deserves an award for that. if not for anything, for all the wahala he did in the movie.
really a nice movie. deserves an award.
diCaprio was also good, as usual.

rating. . .8 out of 10

he claims 24?? how on earth can he pass for 24?
if he never reach 40, na small e go remain

the guy should just enjoy england and see the life Kanu, JayJay, Yobo, and Yaks have been talking about in camp

that dude looks 40

latecomer!! isn't he?

wats left to come from him? how old is the dude sef?
can u imagine signing a life contract?? at ukraine for heavens' sake.
omo, that dude spent 7, as in, SEVEN good years in lord have mercy UKRAINE!!!

anyway, glad for him that he is free at last, but isn't he too late.?

fynewaka:
Rooney's second goal against portsmouth was a screen saver. Going right away to download it to my phone. one united.

@fynewaka
can u pls send me the link too

EUFA??

@loyika
abeg easy now.

*peepin*

i envy u o, kit

larsson's goal was out of this world.
wonder how it got dissallowed.
rooney made a mess of james, campbell and all of pompey's defence put together. that goal is world class
most importantly, we won. set for the next round

PROUDLY UNITED