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Yo mama's so fat u'll need directions to get on her good side

@mukina2
every game is like a cup final no matter the opposition, be it charlton, fulham or chelsea

today's win maintained the 6 point gap and thats just wat we need right now. so the win was very very important

PROUDLY UNITED

u never can tell if maureen fancies her too

Best actors usually come from best movies of the year. forrest wittaker was in last king of scotland
dicaprio was nominated for blood diamond which is a very strong contender for best movie. i fancy dicaprio winning.

another 3 points in the bag.
11 games to go, 6 points ahead.

although we won, today's game was not a typical united style of play. Fergie decided to rest some players. He rested carrick, ronaldo and van de sar. Park, fletcher, richardson, kuscack played instead.
although we created a lot of chances, our attack just did not click well. Saha especially was jut lackin in front of goal. He missed a couple of chances that should av just sealed the game.

thanks so park and fletcher's headers.

Fulham next on the line.

[b]PROUDLY UNITED

cos of the trend?

nicole kidman - virginia wolf
julia roberts - erin brokovich
chalize theron- north country
reese witherspoon - walk the line
helen mirren - the queen

notice a similarity in all these actresses? yes they were all best actresses at particular times.
but there's somethin else. they all played roles modelled on real people.

Julia Roberts played Erin Brockovich-Ellis, who helped win one of the largest class-action suits in history.
Nicole Kidman depicted the famous British author
Chalize Theron played the lady factory worker who was sexually abused and dragged the factory to court
Reese witherspoon was the wife of johnny cash. . .

and now helen mirren, playin the queen


read more here
http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/news/associatedpress/20070206/1118.html;_ylt=AiXfpiwnYOV7MNZZzDnDyvNiVLcF

forest whittaker for best actor? dont think he can win it.
dicaprio has a lot more chance of winning it.

yo mama's so fat, she broke the family tree

yo mamma's house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she went to the doctor for a home pregnancy test!

Yo mama's so fat, even her picture fell off the wall!

tunmininu:
A very warm and affectionate kiss would do .

for a gift??

@acidrop
why don't u start then see if people would take a cue

lol

ThiefOfHearts:
they eat it.

lol

they are wat?? goats? lol

currently rockin and feelin these artistes at the moment, .
hinder, fallout boy, crossfade, mat kearney, matchbox 20, rob thomas, staind, teddy geiger, nickelback. . .and a lots more.
loaded all the mp3s on ma fone.

but ya'll should check out[b] hinder[/b]. kinda new. they are very good.
if u like nickelback and 3 doors down, u'll like hinder

its all over the internet only if u know how to get em
try bittorrent,

u call 10 months only? thats a year!!

she forgot your birthday.
it doesnt get worse than that, dude.
tell her how mad u are and see her reaction. .
if she really forgot, then she'll av to make it up to u

anyone's got nomoreloss - let them say
9ice - little money
pls i need these songs. , thanks.

lol

any gurl asked u out lately?

yes o

hope ur exam went well,
u'll want yo mama to be proud of ya wont u?

Yo Mamma's so Poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo Mamma's so Poor when i visited her house, i tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

Yo Mamma's so Poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope, just found one, "

the article is 20% correct.
its only true about last year's nominees. . .just like the references made.

@seun, wat u gat against the oscars?

u were readin the jokes in an exam hall??

yo mama's so old she was fishing on the other side when moses parted the red sea

and when the flowers die?. . . .

jokes from MTV?? nah,

nice joke though

just saw episodes 1 to 4 and the preview of 5 of season 6. tell u, 24 is maaaddd.
jack rocks.
the show is really somethin else.

twas really gross when jack had to bite one of the terrorists in the neck, and u can't believe, the guy died.
twas bloody.

@richo
u got me rollin on the floor.
nice ones.

Yo mamma's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

Yo mamma's so dumb, when ya'll were driving to Disney world she saw a sign that said "disney world left" so she went home.

Yo mamma's so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to make 3 minutes noodles

Yo momma's so old,when u get her a cake for he birthday, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

appreciate her in your own little way. . .yeah i know that

in wat way now. i liked the delivery stuff. might try that but dont want something that might not work. wat if she the delivery gets to her late. there be a lotta traffic on that day to major restaurants cos everyone's goin out.

thinkin bout a wrist watch and a bottle of perfume
then some moet after dinner

loyika
the guy is very annoying because of him, i had to go check every thread he created to see if one, just one, made sense, but i wasn't dissapointed. every single thread he created was just trash., just like his peanut sized brain

i av still not crossed anybody's path on nairaland cos to me, he is not "anybody"
he's just one more passerby.  
waka pass

freak . . .

@galatico

When other members of the sports board _{(honourable members)} were against ur stupid threads, i was trying to defend u to give u the benefit of the doubt that u would change, but i've seen that u are just as stupid as ur threads, infact, much worse

i av promised myself i was not goin to cross anybody's path on nairaland, but this is one thing i cannot ignore. Are you always this stupid or is it only when u are on nairaland?

wat are up to? must u open a thread for the slightest thought that comes into that peanut u call ur head??
Wit the way people av been constantly against u on ur thread opening addiction, at least u would have given it a break for some weeks, but no, u come up with yet another one.

how many threads have u opened now?? how many did u give at least a minute of thought before opening.?? none. . i bet u, if u have at least taken a minute out of watever keeps u away from thinkin to think about ur threads, u wont have created any.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.!!!

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

mr galactico, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for one thing you've done to yourself? you've shown to everyone how shallow a human can think!!!

Call me watever u want to call me. see me as watever u want to see me. dont even post in any thread u find me. cos i care less about u now. watever u have to say on any topic, to me is trash, cos u've shown me just who u are.


MR GALACTICO, You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children. !!!!

thats nice, kit.

would do my best in this regard,

i can only say movies that won last year were just cover ups. nobody watched those movies, before or even after the awards.

brokeback mountain
goodnight and good luck
munich, _{(maybe except this)}

yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone